Maybe a Fake Gintama

"Hey, why are you here at this time?" Jiang Cheng looked with disdain at the trio of Wanshiwu who were lying in front of them in their room and eating and drinking without treating themselves as outsiders.

"Ah, the reason for this, hehe..." Gintoki was lying on the wooden floor, flipping through a jump book with one hand, while the other hand kept taking potato chips from the potato chip bag on the side and putting them into himself "Actually, it's almost lunch time."

"Are you still going to have lunch here?!" Jiang Cheng scolded angrily, "You are too thick-skinned! Also, you are eating my potato chips! That's enough for you!"

"I'm really sorry, Jiang Chengsang," Xin Bajia scratched the back of his head, smiled awkwardly, and explained aloud: "There is no rice at home today. That's why..."

"That's none of my business!" Jiang Cheng yelled, "Go work for me if you don't have money, you bastard!"

"It's none of your business?" Gintoki sat up and snorted disdainfully, then looked at Kagura, who was burping loudly and louder than a woman who was ten months pregnant, "All those rice went in In your precious niece’s belly! She ate all thirty cups of rice by herself, bastard! So, what’s wrong with eating your bag of potato chips?!”

With that said, Gintoki looked at Shinpachi beside him, "Hey, Shinpachi, one month from today, our breakfast, lunch and lunch will be settled here!"

"Stop joking!" Jiang Cheng yelled, "One month is too exaggerated! Not even one meal is enough!"

But just after he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng's cell phone suddenly vibrated twice. Jiang Cheng reached into his arms and took out his cell phone. After glancing at the text messages on the screen, he put the phone into his arms again.

"Anyway, get out of here quickly. I still have something to do." As he said that, Jiang Cheng pushed and pulled the three of them out of the room.

…

The entrance to Yoshiwara.

"You're too stingy!" Gintoki shouted angrily, "You're not short of money anyway, so what's wrong with a meal?!"

"Who said I'm not short of money?" Jiang Cheng looked at Gintoki with disdain, "I'm also very poor, okay?! I only have so little money every month!"

After saying that, Jiang Cheng turned around and waved to the three of them, "Get out of here quickly, I have something else to do."

After saying that, Jiang Cheng started to leave directly.

Watching Jiang Cheng's back walking further and further away, Gintoki glanced at Shinpachi and Kagura beside him, "Hey, you guys, if you still want to eat, follow him with me!"

"Oh!!" Shinbaji and Kagura saluted at the same time and replied.

…

A certain restaurant.

After Jiang Cheng stepped into the door of the restaurant, he raised his head and glanced at the lobby of the restaurant.

Suddenly, Sougo's voice came over.

"Boss, here, here."

Jiang Cheng looked in the direction where the sound came from and saw Sougo sitting in a certain seat and greeting him. Opposite Sougo sat a girl with light chestnut hair, her back to Jiang Cheng.

Jiang Cheng raised his lips slightly, and then walked towards Sougo with a smile on his face.

…

Jiang Cheng came to Sougo's table,

Before he could sit down, the girl opposite Sougo who looked somewhat similar to Sougo and was a little older spoke up first.

"Are these all your friends?" Mitsuha Okita, Sougo's sister, covered her mouth and looked at Sougo opposite with a smile.

"These?" Jiang Cheng caught an inaccurate word, "What are you talking about..."

Before he could finish speaking, Gintoki's voice suddenly came from behind Jiang Cheng.

"That's right! We are all friends!"

"Why are you here!" Jiang Cheng turned his head and cursed at the trio of Master Houses headed by Gintoki.

"Didn't you invite us to the [Friends Party]?" Gintoki asked doubtfully.

"I never remember saying that!" Jiang Cheng shouted, "And what kind of party is [Party with Friends]? I've never heard of it, you bastard!"

"To explain a little bit," Gintoki explained, holding his hands, "the so-called [Friend Party] is a party where a group of unfamiliar people become friends! In fact, it's almost like a social gathering or something like that."

"That's it!" Kagura crossed her hands and nodded.

"So it's such a crap! There is no such thing!" Jiang Cheng cursed angrily.

But just after he finished speaking, Sanye, who was sitting next to him, laughed and said, "Your friends are really interesting, Mr. Xiao."

"Yes, sister." Sougo quickly replied with a smile.

"Sister?" Jiang Cheng and the Wanshiwu trio behind him discovered the blind spot at the same time.

…

Everyone finally sat down, Shinpachi, Kagura and Mitsuha sat aside, while Gintoki, Jiangcheng and Sougo sat aside.

"It turns out that Miss Mitsuha is Okita-san's sister." Shinpachi sighed with a smile, "I didn't expect that Okita-san would have such a gentle sister."

"I always feel that this arrangement of seats is a bit unreasonable," Gintoki muttered with his chin propped up, "Souichiro-kun, Eunari and Shinpachi should be seated together."

"Why?" Kagura asked doubtfully.

"Because these three people are all absolute sister-controllers..." Just after Gintoki finished speaking, Jiang Cheng slapped the table with a smile in his eyes, and the whole table broke into pieces.

"Hey! What are you doing!" Gintoki yelled as he got up.

"Next time you dare to talk nonsense, I will stuff the parfait and the cup into your anus." Jiang Cheng stretched out a finger and said with a smile on his face.

"What did you say?!" Gintoki was furious for a moment, but then he suddenly thought of something, "Hey, maybe it's surprisingly delicious!"

"Hey, Shinpachi, Kagura, this silver-haired curly is hopeless." Jiang Cheng said expressionlessly to Shinpachi and Kagura who were sitting across from each other.

Shinpachi and Kagura nodded expressionlessly with narrowed eyes.

But at this time, Sanye covered her face and laughed again. Everyone looked over curiously.

"I'm really relieved now," Mitsuha explained with a smile, "It seems that Sougo's friends are fine."

As he said that, Mitsuha looked at Kagura and Shinpachi next to him, "Besides, now she no longer only makes friends with people older than herself, but also makes friends with people of similar age. ~And, there is such a cute girl~"

"Hmph! Mommy taught me this! Take the initiative to talk to those in the class who are not good at making friends and are isolated, Aru!" Kagura said with a proud look on her face.

"Hey, what are you talking about? You stinky girl..." Sougo looked at Kagura with contempt, then turned his attention to Mitsuha, pointed at Jiang Cheng and explained, "Actually, besides This Jiang Chengsang, I don’t care about the rest of them..."

Sougo was interrupted by Gintoki before he finished speaking.

"We are all friends!" Gintoki said seriously, then turned to look at the waiter who just passed by, "Waiter, three cups of chocolate parfait! Soichiro-kun over here pays the bill!"

"Then I'll order three servings of vinegar kombu-flavored sturgeon caviar fried noodles!" Kagura quickly raised her hands and shouted.

"How about you two showing some shame..." Jiang Cheng complained expressionlessly, "It has nothing to do with you guys at all, okay?"

As he said that, Jiang Cheng looked at Mitsuha with a smile and explained: "Actually, the little china girl next to you is my niece, Kagura-chan. The boy with glasses next to her is... uh... in fact, he is just glasses. ”

"Hey! What do you mean [actually the body is just glasses]?!" Xin Baji was unhappy for a moment, "If you really don't know how to say it, just say you are a junior!"

"I see," Jiang Cheng nodded, then smiled at Sanye again and added, "This boy with glasses is actually one of my juniors who has just entered puberty and is in love with his sister all day long."

"Don't add those prefixes randomly, you bastard!" Shinpachi scolded, then turned his head to look at Mitsuha and introduced himself, "I am Shimura Shinpachi, I am Kagura-chan's colleague, and I am also an old friend of Okita-san. We’re familiar with each other.”

With that said, Shinpachi looked at Gintoki opposite, and then introduced, "As for this person, Sakata Gintoki, he is just a... uh... irrelevant useless uncle."

"Hey, Shinpachi, I'll deduct your salary when you go back." Gintoki glanced at Shinpachi and curled his lips.

"You are not qualified to say this at all." Xin Baji complained expressionlessly, "I haven't seen my salary for several months."

"Boss, didn't I tell you to come alone?" Sougo complained softly in Jiang Cheng's ear, "Why did you bring these annoying guys here? My sister's lungs are not very good. , can’t be too excited.”

"I'm really sorry, Sougo-kun," Jiang Cheng explained in a low voice, "I didn't know I was being followed by these guys. Forget it, in order to make it up to you, I'll treat you today."

"It's not a matter of treating guests..."

"Hey, what are you two whispering about?" Gintoki asked doubtfully, and then suddenly became angry, "It's really~ you two secretly whispered at a friend's party~ What a really unpleasant guy~ What do you want to say? Why don't you say it and let others listen~"

Jiang Cheng: "..."

"Boss, can I chop him?" Sougo pulled out his knife and looked at Jiang Cheng and asked.

"Please." After saying that, Jiang Cheng leaned back, leaving some room for Sougo to move.

"Boss!" Sanye pouted and criticized with a serious face, "No! How can you treat your friends with such an attitude?"

"Sister, this silver-haired curly is not my friend at all..." Sougo said speechlessly.

"No, no, no, actually we have always been friends," Gintoki said while eating parfait, "The so-called friends did not start from today, but were formed unconsciously! Right? Soichiro-kun?"

"It's Sougo," Sougo replied, "I've never made friends like this who can't remember other people's names."

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