Maybe a Fake Gintama

"You are joking again, Yagami Soichiro-kun." Gintoki twitched the corners of his lips and continued with a teasing look on his face.

"Boss, can I kill him now?" Sougo looked at Jiang Cheng and asked again.

"Please!" Jiang Cheng stretched out his hand and said.

The next moment, Sougo swung the knife down directly.

"Wait a minute! Souichiro-kun!" Gintoki shouted, holding the sword with his bare hands, "A friend of a friend is also an enemy... no, he is a friend!"

"The enemy of my enemy is my friend. Yin Sang." Shinpachi corrected him expressionlessly.

"It's almost done!" Gintoki shouted.

…

Looking at Mitsuha who was smiling and talking to Kagura, Jiang Cheng always felt that something was wrong. Because... the way Sanye looked at Kagura made Jiang Cheng feel something was a little wrong...

"What's wrong? Boss?" Sougo looked at Jiang Cheng and asked doubtfully.

"Ah, there seems to be an illusion..." Jiang Cheng pointed to his chin and murmured, "I always feel that there is something wrong with the way your sister looks at Kagura. But what exactly is wrong? I don't quite understand... "

"There's nothing wrong..." Sougo observed his sister carefully, but suddenly, Sougo thought of something, and quickly expressed concern to Mitsuha: "Sister! Could it be that you feel a little uncomfortable in your lungs now?!"

"Huh?" Sanye waved her hands quickly and explained with a smile: "No, sister is really happy now."

"That's it..." Sougo breathed a sigh of relief, and then said earnestly, "Sister, if you feel uncomfortable, you must tell me as soon as possible."

"Yeah, I know." Sanye replied with a smile.

…

"Eh?! That's a lie!" Mitsuha covered her mouth and looked at Xin Bajia beside her in disbelief, "Boss, are you telling me that Kondo-san likes Xin Bajia's sister?!"

"Sure enough, sister, you also think it's incredible." Sougo said with a cute smile on his face.

"No, I think it's normal," Jiang Cheng waved his hand casually and said, "After all, it's normal for orangutans to fall in love with the violent female King Kong."

Gintoki on the side heard the sound and nodded, then picked up the second cup of parfait and started eating.

"Hey, you two are really rude! My sister looks like a violent female King Kong!" Shinpachi scolded, "I admit that my sister is indeed a bit stronger, just like a female King Kong. , but she also looks like a gentle girl!"

"Xin Baji, do you have any misunderstandings about your sister? Is it really good to use the word gentle to describe her?" Jiang Cheng asked expressionlessly.

"Orangutan?" Mitsuba couldn't help but laugh out loud, "So you all call Kondo-san that? Indeed, Kondo-san does look a bit like an orangutan."

Seeing Mitsuha's heartfelt smile, Sougo's mood improved a lot at this time.

…

He looked at Kagura who had already finished nine portions of fried noodles and Gintoki who had just finished two portions of parfait.

Sanye suddenly thought of something, stretched out a finger and said with a smile: "By the way, in order to thank you for taking such good care of our little boss,

Let me teach you some particularly delicious ways to eat it. "

After saying that, Mitsuha pulled the fried noodles in front of Kagura that he hadn't had a chance to eat and the parfait in front of Gintoki that he hadn't had a chance to eat and placed them in front of him.

Except for Sougo, everyone looked at Mitsuha curiously.

Sanye smiled, then took out two bottles of red hot sauce from her arms, and poured them all on the fried noodles and parfait with a smile.

"Hey? Sister, that's chili sauce!" Gintoki felt bad and shouted quickly.

"Because of my poor health, I usually have no appetite~" Sanye explained with a smile, "I rely on this to be able to eat~ Do you like spicy food?"

"It's not a question of whether you like it or not..." Gintoki said with a black line on his head, "The problem is that fried noodles are okay, but parfait is not spicy in the first place..."

But just after he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng took the lead in picking up the fried noodles in front of Sanye and swallowed it in one go, without even chewing.

"Ah~ Jiang Chengsang is so awesome~" Mitsuba praised with a narrowed smile, "But the plate of fried noodles just now was specially made for Kagura-chan."

"No, she's full!" Jiang Cheng replied with his head lowered and his hands raised. Then, Jiang Cheng whispered to Sougo on the side with a trembling voice that only two people could hear: "Hey, Sougo-kun. , please help me get a glass of ice water... Also, if you have a chance, help me remind your sister that just eating spicy food will cause hemorrhoids..."

"Boss, you..." Sougo couldn't help but feel a little moved.

"Ah, after all, I can't irritate your sister. Don't worry! I still know this!" Jiang Cheng replied with a face full of pain.

"What about you?" Mitsuba looked at Gintoki who was diagonally opposite and said with a squinted smile, "As Mr. Xiao's friend, you must also like him very much, right?"

"Ah? No..." Just as Gintoki said the word "no", Jiang Cheng had already pressed Gintoki on the sofa and opened Gintoki's mouth.

"No, he likes it very much~" Jiang Cheng said with a squinted smile. Then, Jiang Cheng glanced at Sougo beside him. After looking at each other, the two of them nodded at the same time.

Without thinking, Sougo picked up the parfait and poured it directly into Gintoki's mouth.

"See? Gintoki really likes chili sauce~" Jiang Cheng pointed at Gintoki's face Mitsuha who was already rolling his eyes and foaming on the sofa and said, "I like it so much that I roll my eyes~ It's like saying... I’d like to have a drink~”

"I didn't expect that Sakata-san likes chili sauce so much. I'm really touched~" Mitsuha said with a touched face.

Kagura: Sure enough, s’s sister is also s.

Shinpachi: Well, there is no doubt about it.

…

Night, Edo Pier.

On the tall containers piled up beside the dock, Fourteen sat on the ground with an impatient expression, then picked up a senbei from the plate on the ground and ate it.

However, after taking only one bite, Fourteen immediately vomited it out.

"What on earth is this... Hurry up and give me some water..." Fourteen said with a painful look on his face.

Yamazaki, who was looking into the distance with a telescope for some reason, explained aloud: "This is a condolence gift. It is [Super Spicy Senbei] sent by Captain Okita's sister."

"Yamazaki, you bastard, you're kidding me!" Fourteen cursed, and then took two sips of the mineral water handed over by Yamazaki, and then took two heavy breaths, "But then again, why did you become Afro?”

"Don't complain about me," Yamazaki spread his hands helplessly, "If you want to complain, just complain to Miss Mitsuha."

Fourteen did not reply, and sat down again, still looking at the two parked houseboats on the sea not far away with an expressionless expression.

"Deputy chief, why don't you go see her?" Yamazaki asked doubtfully, "I heard about it from the director. The deputy chief, the director and Miss Sanye were still in Wuzhou before the real selection team was formed. We have been friends since we were in the countryside. Just leave the boring work of investigating suspicious ships to me. Wouldn't it be nice if you went to see Miss Mitsuha?"

Fourteen took out a cigarette from his arms and lit it. After taking a puff, he still stared closely at the two houseboats on the sea not far away, and said slowly: "Recently, the cigarettes used by the Yilangshi in terrorist activities The weapons are completely different from those before. Now that the sword abolition order has been issued, it is not easy to obtain such heavy weapons among the people. Someone in the shogunate must be engaged in smuggling business."

"Deputy Chief, what exactly happened to you and Miss Mitsuha?" Yamazaki asked while looking into the distance with his binoculars.

"Ah, there must be something wrong, it can't be wrong." Fourteen nodded and said seriously.

"As expected! It's like [finally understanding one's own feelings], right?"

"Ah, we found a very serious problem." Fourteen replied mindlessly, but suddenly, Fourteen reacted and shouted incoherently at Yamazaki: "Ah? Wait... how is that possible, bastard! What nonsense are you talking about! Be careful, I will kill you! Why did you turn into an afro! Hey! I will really kill you! Really..."

"I heard that Miss Mitsuha is getting married." Yamazaki continued.

"So!" Fourteen pointed at Yamazaki again and yelled, "I said this has nothing to do with me! Afro! Hey, let me ask you why you got an afro? I'll really kill you!"

"I heard that the other party is a high-level trader. She really married a rich man." Yamazaki continued.

"Who cares about that kind of thing? What, you are still talking about [it], it really makes me feel more and more uncomfortable." Fourteen said nonchalantly, and then picked up a senbei again and took a bite, "Supervisor You should do a good job in monitoring, why is it an afro? It’s such an irritating afro.”

But at this moment, Yamazaki suddenly discovered something, pointed not far away and reminded: "Deputy Commander! Look at that!"

After this shock, Shi Shi once again spit out the senbei in his mouth...

…

the other side.

After playing with the Master House trio and Sougo's siblings all afternoon, Jiang Cheng is now sending Miss Mitsuha home.

Mitsuba and Kagura were walking in the front, and behind them were four men. From time to time, Jiang Cheng could still hear Sanye's laughter in front of him.

"Miss Sanye is such a gentle person." Xin Baji said with slight emotion.

"Indeed, there is a big difference from your sister." Gintoki nodded and said.

"Speaking of which, Sougo-kun's sister is actually getting married." Jiang Cheng sighed slightly, "You must invite me to the wedding."

"Yes, I will." Sougo replied with a smile, and then turned his attention to Mitsuha, who was chatting and laughing with Kagura not far ahead, "Thanks to you bosses today, my sister looks like I’m really happy.”

"You must treat your friend's sister as your own sister," Jiang Cheng hugged his hands and laughed, then suggested again: "But speaking of still having some time in the evening, why not take your sister to Yoshiwara for a play? "

But just after he finished speaking, Jiang Chengcheng was knocked over by Gintoki: "What on earth are you thinking about in your head! What do you want to take his sister to Yoshiwara to play?!"

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