Maybe a Fake Gintama

"I am also a fairy!" Kondo retorted without thinking, but as soon as he said the words, he felt that the expression was a little inaccurate, so he quickly changed his words: "No, the fairy is Miss Amiao! I am her Peter Pan!"

"No! You're just stinky bread!" the little ape said disdainfully.

"No!" Kondo was unhappy upon hearing this and retorted again, "It's Peter's bread (pan)!"

"That's just bread!" Gintoki shouted while jumping up and kicking Kondo away. After landing, Gintoki curled his lips and cursed, "Hey, who brought these idiots here?! I really want to go back now!"

As he said that, Gintoki glanced at Kondo who was lying on the ground, "By the way, why are you wearing a torn leather jacket?! And you have to make your shoulders jagged?! You should tell me clearly whether it's cold or hot. !”

"Yin Sang~" The little ape beside him couldn't help but said anxiously, "Why don't you complain about me? Are you ignoring me? Are you playing tricks with me?! As expected of Yin Sang, since I appeared Then I started playing my favorite games~ah~ I’m so excited~!!”

"Shut up! You sow!" Gintoki was furious, "I don't remember playing such a game with you!"

"Ah, scold me some more! I'm getting more and more excited!" Xiao Yuan screamed with excitement, his face red, "As expected of Yin Sang! He can actually stimulate my excitement accurately. point!"

"It's so disgusting! Why do you say that I know where your [beep--] spot is?!" Gintoki yelled.

Just as Gintoki finished speaking, the cell phone in Kondo's trouser pocket rang.

Kondo took out his cell phone and pressed the answer button and put it to his ear, "Oh, Fourteen, what? The general sneaked out of the general's mansion alone? Never mind that kind of thing! You go to the public toilet with Sougo Just look for it! I have very important things to do now! How can I ignore Miss A Miao's participation in a random [beep--] party!"

After saying that, Kondo hung up the phone with an annoyed look on his face. Before Kondo could stand up, Gintoki was furious again and stepped on Kondo's head into the concrete.

"What the hell do you think of a friendship! You gorilla!" Gintoki scolded with his eyes rolled, "At least let me sort out my priorities!"

"You are the one!" Kondo retorted as he got up, "Do you want to take me away and have a development like this with Miss A Miao?! I, Kondo Isao, will never allow it!"

"You are the only one who expects that kind of thing!" Gintoki said angrily, "By the way, what exactly is the development of [such and such]! I have no idea at all!"

At this moment, Shigemo and Katsura came over at the same time holding the coat and underwear that Kondo had just dropped to the ground when Gintoki kicked him away.

Voice-over: Wait! How on earth can the underwear be kicked off? !

"Your leather jacket/underwear fell off." Gui and Shimomo handed the clothes in their hands to Kondo who was sitting on the ground.

"Oh, thank you." Kondo said subconsciously, but then Kondo realized that the two people in front of him seemed a bit familiar.

But before Kondo could say anything, the sound of rapid hoofbeats accompanied by the roar of the horse got closer and closer. The next moment...

After a bang,

Kondo, Shimomo and Katsura were lying in the distance not knowing whether they were alive or dead.

Everyone was speechless when they saw the arrival of Jiubei riding a white horse and dressed as a warrior from the Warring States Period.

"I wonder where this one-eyed dragon came from!" Gintoki couldn't help but complain.

"Sorry, I'm late." Kyubey dismounted and looked at Gintoki in front of him with an apologetic expression, "I heard from A Miao that friendship is a joint battle between men and women, so I made a little preparation."

"What do you think men and women are going to do..." Gintoki complained with a speechless expression, "By the way, do you really understand what friendship is?"

"It's true, Xiaojiu, are you exaggerating?" A Miao's voice came from behind Jiubingwei, "That's not what I meant. I'm sorry, I'm late."

A Miao stopped and covered her mouth and explained with a smile: "It's all because Yin Sang asked me to find some cute girls, so I wasted a lot of time on contacting her~"

Looking at the strange things next to A Miao, Jiang Cheng walked up to Gintoki and whispered: "Hey, I just remembered that today is the release day of a game I have been paying attention to for a long time, so I will withdraw it first! Come on you guys!”

After saying that, Jiang Cheng turned his head and was about to run away, but Gintoki was the first to put his hand on Jiang Cheng's shoulder.

"Wait a minute!" Gintoki's hand on Jiang Cheng's shoulder was covered in veins and was still trembling slightly. "What do you mean? Do you want to walk alone? Stop joking!"

"I have no idea what you're talking about," Jiang Cheng turned around and complained, "Don't things like this happen often in social gatherings? Don't the scenes where you need to leave early because of an emergency call often happen on TV?"

"Shut up!" Gintoki cursed in a low voice with his veins popping out. "It's all because of you that the situation is like this! Take responsibility, you bastard!"

"Stop joking!" Jiang Cheng simply stopped pretending and glanced at the strange figures beside A Miao who was joking with Jiubei, "I don't remember saying that I wanted to come to this kind of party where demons dance wildly! What are those!"

"Who are you asking me?" Gintoki yelled in a low voice, "That's it, the secret of friendship is [never bring a girl who is cuter than myself]! You really underestimated that woman!"

But at this moment, a man's voice of admiration came.

Quanzang came to A Miao, glanced at the busy... um... distinctive-looking girls beside A Miao, and said with emotion: "Miss, are these all your friends? They are really cute. I have already Can’t wait to join the party. No, how about just skipping the meal and karaoke and let me take them to a more private place?"

"Hey, Jiang Cheng, could that person be..." Gintoki asked expressionlessly.

Jiang Cheng nodded expressionlessly: "Yes, that person is an out-and-out ugly womanizer..."

Just after he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of something and clapped his hands, "In this way, I can be considered as having eliminated some of the enemies for you! Then I'll leave first!"

After saying that, Jiang Cheng started to leave directly. Gintoki was about to stop him, but the kunai coming from a distance was faster than Gintoki. Hit Jiang Cheng's forehead.

Jiang Cheng... rushed to the street.

Seeing Yue Yong coming slowly with two barrels of lubricating oil, Gintoki just wanted to escape from this place.

Coincidentally, Jiang Cheng thought so too.

"Ah, isn't this Yueyue?" Jiang Cheng pulled the kunai off his head while standing up, and laughed innocently, "What an adventure, to meet you here."

"Yueyue!" Kagura on the side waved to Yueyong with a look of surprise.

"Hey, did you call this person?" Gintoki looked at Kagura expressionlessly.

"I worked very hard too, Aru!" Kagura patted her chest and said proudly.

"Don't work hard for me in a place like this!" Gintoki shouted, then he covered his forehead and murmured with a look of despair: "Hey, please spare me, what on earth is this? Friendship? What kind of thing? Friendship? By the way, what exactly is friendship? How do you write the word "friendship"? I don't understand it at all..."

Looking at Gintoki who had fallen into self-doubt, Shinpachi couldn't help but walked over and comforted him: "Gin-san, although things have reached an irreversible point, there is nothing we can do... cheer up! Gin-san !”

"Hassan," Gintoki said with a sad face, "The incident has developed in a direction that we can't stop at all. It doesn't matter whether the short man over there turns into a man or a woman."

As he said that, Gintoki looked at Momo who was still unconscious on the ground, "What's more important is that our heads are almost in danger! New Eighteen!"

"Then..." Xin Bajia gritted his teeth, his heart trembled, and suggested: "Then how about we actually hold this party? Just like an ordinary party! Let the general be happy. How about playing once?!”

"That makes sense!" Gintoki suddenly reacted and was secretly pleased with himself, "If the general has fun, then do you think you will reward me with a swimming pool filled with strawberry milk?"

Looking at Gintoki who was lost in fantasy and started drooling, Shinpachi was speechless for a while.

[Forget it, it’s enough to mobilize Yin Sang’s positive attitude...] Xin Baji thought to himself, and then looked at Jiang Cheng aside, [This is the person next! If Jiang Chengsang can avoid causing trouble, this party will definitely be able to go on like an ordinary party! 】

"Well, Miss Yue Yong," Xin Bajiu smiled reluctantly and whispered to Yue Yong beside him: "Can I ask you to watch over Jiang Chengsang and not let him do anything outrageous today?"

Yue Yong was a little confused, but before she could ask, Xin Baji bowed directly and said again: "Don't ask so many questions. Anyway, Jiang Chengsang is leaving it to you today! This is a major matter concerning our lives." !”

"Although I don't know what happened, I will try my best." Looking at Xin Baji's pleading eyes, Yue Yong nodded and said.

"Thank you so much!" Xin Baji said with a touched face, but then he accidentally touched the two barrels of lubricating oil in Yue Yong's hand, "Tell me why Miss Yue Yong has two barrels of lubricating oil in her hand."

"I heard that the so-called friendship is like a [beep——] party, so..."

Before Yue Yong could finish speaking, Jiang Cheng stopped her.

"There's no need to bring that kind of thing!" Jiang Cheng said angrily.

"That's right," Xinbaji smiled awkwardly, "It's just a friendship, there's no need for anything like that."

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