Maybe a Fake Gintama

"It's already available in the express hotel. There's no need to prepare it in advance." Jiang Cheng continued.

"So are you!" Xin Baji yelled, "What on earth are you talking about! It's just a friendship! How can you use something like that!"

"Nonono~" Jiang Cheng stretched out a finger and shook it, "You are the one who can't figure out the situation! New Eighteen! Do you know how many boys got rid of their virginity in social groups?!"

"That's not the same thing at all!" Shinpachi yelled, "What purpose do you have in joining the friendship! I can't even imagine it!"

…

At night, there is a sightseeing boat named [Yamatoya] on the sea.

The meeting place for everyone is set in the cabin of this ship.

"Thank you very much for coming to the sightseeing ship [Yamatoya] tonight." The waitress wearing a pink kimono sat on her knees on the ground with a friendly smile on her face. "On this special route, you can also see the night view in the sky. Everyone How does it feel? Holding a banquet in the sky is quite interesting, right?"

In front of the waiter is a row of long tables. On both sides of the long table are the protagonists of this party, men and women!

"That's not right!" Gintoki looked at the waitress and corrected him with a serious face, "It's about socializing!"

"That's it~ Then I wish you all a happy time~" After saying that, the waitress stood up and slowly left with her head lowered. At the same time, everyone also felt that the spacecraft was slowly taking off...

…

Although it was called a social gathering, nearly ten minutes had passed since the waitress left, and no one spoke during these ten minutes.

【How is this going? What a heavy atmosphere! ] Shinpachi looked at Gintoki who was standing aside, [Gin-san, why didn’t anyone say anything? No one wants to introduce themselves? ! Can you start with me? ! 】

【Don’t act recklessly! ] Sweat drops slowly slid down Gintoki's face, [It is true that it would be more natural for a man to take the initiative here! but……】

Gintoki looked at Momo who was frowning and confused, "There is a general here!" Show me the atmosphere, the atmosphere! How can you speak before the general speaks? ! 】

[But the general has never seen such a scene, right? 】Xin Baji gritted his teeth, 【Even the general doesn’t know how to speak, right? Someone should give the general a look, right? Otherwise...let me do it first! 】

【Wait! New Eight Chi! ] Gintoki stared at his big red eyes, [If you speak first, then you will be busy like a leader! All the social activities will be organized by you! 】

Xin Baji didn't pay attention, the corners of his mouth raised slightly, and then he stood up.

【Could it be! ] Gintoki suddenly thought of something, [Are you deliberately trying to be the leader to set some rules that will make the general have fun? ! 】

Xin Baji laughed secretly, [Have you finally discovered it? Silver mulberry! Tonight’s social rules have already changed! The most important thing now is to satisfy the General! While you're still wondering who speaks first, it's me! First to see all this! 】

【Glasses! The new Baji has become a sinister glasses character! ] There was already an uproar in Gintoki's heart, [Now Shinpachi has completely grown into the dark-faced glasses character commonly seen in other comics! Awesome! ! 】

"Then..." Xin Baji stood up with a refreshing smile on his face,

But just after he said a word, he was interrupted by Gui on the side.

"Wait, I have something to say..." Gui raised his hand and said, then looked at his hand and continued, "Who am I...?"

【You should stop it in moderation! wig! ] Gintoki shouted in his heart, and then looked at Shinpachi who was standing awkwardly aside, [Hey! What to do in this situation! And what was just now wasn’t even the beginning of a social gathering! It’s not even a self-introduction! 】

[The embarrassing thing is that I am okay! 】Xin Bajiu sat down slowly, covering his face, 【Do you know how it feels when someone stops you just when you want to speak? ! 】

"I have no memory from just now," Gui murmured, holding his forehead, "Why am I here? Where is this place? What am I doing in a place like this? I can't even remember..."

Elizabeth on the side raised the wooden sign considerately: [I was trampled by a horse just now, maybe at that time...]

"That's it," Gui murmured, looking at the wooden sign. "I just remember singing rap. What is this? This white monster."

"Actually, me too," Kondo crossed his hands and frowned, "I just remember cutting off the sleeves of my leather jacket. Who am I? I seem to vaguely remember that I am someone who protects the peace of the earth."

"You two," Maomao sat between Gui and Kondo, smiled and patted their shoulders, and said, "What does it have to do with it? So what if you don't remember? Maybe God arranged for us to forget the past. Isn't this a new beginning for us?"

【Have you forgotten it too? ! ! 】Gintoki and Shinpachi are all in bad condition.

"That makes sense," Gui chuckled, and then said with a slight emotion, "Maybe God couldn't bear to see us continue to live in ignorance. That's why he gave us a new life."

[Can someone please give this person a head lift? ] Gintoki roared in his heart.

"That makes sense." Kondo folded his hands and chuckled, and then his eyes gradually softened, and he said with a little emotion: "Speaking of which, we are really destined. The three of us lost our memories together. How about the three of us together? How about forming a group and debuting?"

"That's a good idea," Gui praised. "A group that debuts for the sake of peace on earth? It sounds really good."

"Then, let's work hard together." Maomao smiled and stretched out his hand.

Seeing this, Kondo and Katsura smiled and put their hands up.

[Who can throw these three people down for me? ! 】Looking at the three Maomao people chatting and laughing, Gintoki is about to collapse. [How on earth did things develop to this point! Someone please explain it to me a little bit! ! 】

"Hey, you guys." Jiang Cheng suddenly spoke to the amnesia trio in a cold voice.

【come on! Jiang Cheng! ] Gintoki shouted for Jiang Cheng in his heart, [You are the only one who can prevent the situation from getting worse! 】

"Forgetting the past without authorization is more than just a joyful thing," Jiang Cheng criticized with a serious face, folding his hands, "I won't agree with people who can't even accept their past! Leaving the past does not mean forgetting. Get over here! You bastards!"

[Someone is going to stuff his head into the floor! ] Gintoki roared in his heart.

On the side, Yue Yong looked at Gintoki with a puzzled expression, and then suddenly reacted. Without thinking, she stood up and stuffed Jiang Cheng's head into the floor with an expressionless face.

【It’s really stuffed! ! ] Gintoki covered his face, [What on earth is this stupid woman thinking! ! 】

"Miss Yueyong, what are you doing?" A Miao covered her mouth and looked surprised.

"Because, just now he seemed to be saying something like "Who's going to stuff his head into the floor?"" Yue Yong pointed at Gintoki and said.

"Really?" A Miao asked doubtfully, "But I didn't seem to hear anything just now."

"No, I did hear it." Yue Yong replied.

"Yin Sang, these people are really difficult to deal with..." Xin Baji said with the corner of his mouth twitching.

"Ah, I know that too." Gintoki covered his face with a look of despair.

"What on earth are you doing!" Jiang Cheng pulled his head out of the floor and shouted at Yue Yong.

"I just fulfilled other people's requests very well." Yue Yong replied.

"Gintoki!" Jiang Cheng gritted his teeth and looked at Gintoki.

"No!" Gintoki retorted, "I didn't say anything at all! Who knows what she was thinking!"

…

"Crossing the past does not mean forgetting the past..." At this time, Maomao was still trying to figure out Jiang Cheng's words. Then, Maomao raised his head and continued with a smile, "That makes sense, but We all forget the past because of accidents..."

"Ah, don't worry," Jiang Cheng sat down again with his hands folded, "Don't worry about this at all! I will tell you all about your past!"

Jiang Cheng first looked at Kondo and said, "You are an orangutan, and your past memory is just being kept in a cage and eating bananas. It's no big deal."

"Wait a minute!" Kondo immediately became furious, "What do you mean by just an orangutan? Do you mean that my past was just an orangutan in a cage?!"

Everyone nodded expressionlessly.

"That's roughly it." After saying that, Jiang Cheng looked at Gui again. He was about to speak, but he felt that he should consider Gui's face. After thinking for a long time, he said: "You are engaged in blasting-related work. . ”

"Really?!" Gui said with a shocked look on his face, then held his chin and murmured, "Demolition-related work? Does that mean I do construction work? I never thought I was like that before..."

Gintoki/Shinpachi: That’s totally wrong!

"As for you..." Jiang Cheng looked at Maomao and said slowly, "It seems that you are playing the role of a general in the program "Hot Pot General". When you talk, you always make cold jokes and always say that you are a general. .”

"That's it..." Maomao murmured, "I never thought my past would be like that..."

Gintoki: This last one is even more wrong!

Xin Baji: I never thought that Jiang Chengsang missed the General so much...

"If you don't believe me, you can ask Quan Zang." Jiang Cheng pointed to Quan Zang, who was flirting with several more distinctive-looking young ladies across from him.

"Me?" Quan Zang reacted instantly, and then glanced at the amnesia trio aside, "Ah, that's about it. I have nothing to add."

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