Maybe a Fake Gintama

"What you said are completely different things..." Hasegawa complained.

"But speaking of it, you are really unlucky to be knocked away by the strange uncle." Gintoki picked up a banana from Hasegawa's bedside and ate it as if no one was around. "In this society governed by the rule of law, how can you actually do this?" Being knocked away by a strange uncle. It is very rare to encounter a strange uncle in this law-based society."

"Hey, why can you eat things given to me so casually?" Hasegawa said to Gintoki with a look of displeasure.

"It's ridiculous to feel so sad when you see Hasegawa-san and feel like you have food poisoning." Shinpachi said while eating a banana.

"Thank you, Uncle Banana." Kagura also said while eating bananas.

"I'm not Uncle Banana. Those bananas belong to me," Hasegawa said angrily.

"You're wrong, Gintoki," Jiang Cheng said while eating a banana. "Even in a society ruled by law, the chance of encountering a strange uncle when going out and being knocked away by him is still quite high. Last time I was there On the way, I was dragged into a shemale bar by a strange green-bearded uncle and forced to wear strange clothes and dance on the stage for three hours. I finally managed to sneak out. Another time on the street When I was wandering around, I accidentally entered a monster's flower shop. I almost thought I was going to be killed that time. It was really scary, that monster. Hahahaha..."

Hasegawa: "Did you eat it too?!"

"You are talking about another incident entirely!" Gintoki shouted.

"Uncle Green Beard? The monster in the flower shop?" Xin Baji suddenly thought of something, "Could it be that Jiang Chengsang is talking about Mrs. Xixiang following Lu Sang?"

"What is that?" Jiang Cheng asked doubtfully, and then continued with a frightened look on his face: "Are those two monsters called Mrs. Xixiang and Fu Nulu? It's really scary. I never imagined that they could meet in this kind of society ruled by law. That horrible monster."

"No," Xinbaji waved his hand and explained with a smile, "Mrs. Xixiang is quite nice. She also took care of Yin Sang before. As for Pinu Lu Sang, although she looks scary, she is also a very gentle person. Where are the people."

"Really?!" Jiang Cheng looked surprised.

Looking at Jiang Cheng's expression, Gintoki suddenly thought of something, narrowed his beady eyes and said expressionlessly: "You didn't do something strange to them, did you?"

"How could it be...hahahaha..." Jiang Cheng rubbed the back of his head and smiled, but the cold sweat on his face betrayed Jiang Cheng.

Gintoki: Stare——

"I just used a little force..." Jiang Cheng stretched out his little finger and explained, "After all, it is not easy to escape from a place like that."

"I can't imagine it at all..." Xin Bajiu murmured.

"Yeah, me too." Gintoki agreed expressionlessly.

"Don't worry! I'm very measured in my actions!" Jiang Cheng promised, slapping his chest, "It's just a fracture at most! Injuries of that level don't matter to them."

"Yin Sang," Xin Baji said in a low voice, "Speaking of which, I haven't seen Pu Nu Lu Sang for a long time..."

"Ah, it's been more than three months," Gintoki replied, "Maybe he's just recovering at home.

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"It turns out they are all acquaintances of yours," Jiang Cheng smiled sheepishly, "Then after I'm discharged from the hospital, I'd better come and apologize."

"Go away now!" Gintoki scolded, "You only want to cause trouble for others, you bastard?! Do you feel uncomfortable if you don't cause trouble for a day?!"

"That's just an emergency response that humans make in emergency situations!" Jiang Cheng retorted, "No matter who is faced with that kind of situation, they will be able to resist like me!"

"You are the only one who would do that!" Gintoki yelled, "Come to my door and apologize right now, you bastard!"

"You've just had food poisoning and you're still so energetic. You seem to be recovering well." The nurse said with a smile while eating a banana, "Hasegawa-san, you should eat more and cheer up quickly. right."

"I know the truth," Hasegawa murmured, "but why do you, a healthy person like you, have to eat it?!"

"Then I'll go back to work first," the nurse said, turning around and walking towards the door of the ward. When she reached the door, she turned around and reminded her, "Everyone, please get along well."

But just as she turned her head after speaking, the nurse bumped into the door frame. Then the young lady rubbed her little head and stuck out her tongue cutely before stepping out of the door again.

"Yin Sang, it's really better to be a nurse." Xin Baji said expressionlessly.

"I understand," Gintoki murmured, holding his chin. "For example, some girls only have seven points, but when they put on nurse uniforms, they get ten points."

"Indeed." Jiang Cheng also murmured while holding his chin.

"Really? If I put it on, what would happen to Aru?" Kagura, who had changed into a light pink nurse uniform at some point, struck a pose and asked, "How much?"

"Three points!" Gintoki and Shinpachi replied at the same time. Jiang Chengze laughed and didn't answer.

"Hey, what do you mean? Do I start counting from zero points, Aru?" Kagura complained expressionlessly, "Or do you think I start counting from negative points, you bastards!"

"Don't worry, Kagura-chan." Jiang Cheng comforted, holding his hands, "Even if it only has zero points, it's still the real you!"

"You're even more outrageous than us, Jiang Chengsang..." Xinbajiu murmured, "By the way, do you really know how to comfort people?"

…

It was afternoon before I knew it.

At this time, Jiang Cheng was lying on the hospital bed, sleeping soundly. He didn't know why there was no one in the ward. Gintoki, Hasegawa and the others were all missing.

"Master Jiang Cheng, Master Jiang Cheng." Xiaoyu stood beside Jiang Cheng's bed and called Jiang Cheng softly.

Jiang Cheng woke up from his sleep, rubbed his eyes and sat up from the bed, "Ah~ha~it's Xiaoyu, what's wrong?"

"After all, I am the culprit who caused Mr. Jiang Cheng to be hospitalized," Xiaoyu explained aloud, "so on the advice of Grandma Denshi, I chose to come and visit."

"It doesn't matter, that kind of thing." Jiang Cheng waved his hand and said, "It's okay. By the way, where were Gintoki and the others?"

"Xiaoyu has not seen Gintoki-sama since I came here." Xiaoyu replied, and then picked up the fruit on the side. "Master Jiang Cheng, do you eat fruit?"

"Ah, no need," Jiang Cheng refused with a smile, and then motioned for Xiaoyu to sit down, "Sit down, you don't have to be so polite, I'm completely fine."

"but…"

"I'm talking about you..." Jiang Cheng sighed softly, "Don't you already have your own personality? Why do you still have to behave like a robot like before? Just do what you want to do."

"What I want to do..." Xiaoyu murmured, "Xiaoyu can't understand it. What I want to do, I can't understand it. Xiaoyu doesn't have what she wants to do."

"It seems that you have really evolved thoroughly," Jiang Cheng curled his lips, "It seems that you have even learned to lie."

"Xiaoyu didn't lie." Xiaoyu replied.

"Hey, hey, I know," Jiang Cheng shrugged, then stretched out a finger and suggested: "Then why not try to find what you want to do. Although for robots It’s indeed difficult, but if it’s you, you might be able to find it.”

"Sou Ga, Xiaoyu knows." Xiaoyu replied, and then asked again: "Then is there anything Mr. Jiang Cheng wants to do? Maybe knowing what Mr. Jiang Cheng wants to do, Xiaoyu can also learn from it. You might even find what you want to do.”

"What I want to do..." Jiang Cheng turned his head and looked out the window, looking at the Wanshiwu trio who were making a fuss downstairs. He raised the corner of his mouth slightly, then turned his head and whispered to Xiaoyu. What.

"Xiaoyu understands." Xiaoyu nodded.

"It must be kept secret~" Jiang Cheng smiled and made a gesture of silence.

"Xiaoyu will do it."

"Then thank you in advance." Jiang Cheng said with a smile, "This is what was agreed upon."

"Promise..." Xiaoyu tilted her head, "Is this considered a promise?"

"Ah, forget it." Jiang Cheng replied, holding out his little finger at the same time, "Do you want to pull the hook? This is a ritual agreed upon by humans."

"Isn't this something only children can play with?" Xiaoyu asked again, "This is what is recorded in Xiaoyu's database."

"Actually, for human beings, many people will still be children at heart until they grow old and die." Jiang Cheng said with a squinted smile.

"Xiaoyu understands." After saying that, Xiaoyu also extended her little finger.

But at this moment, Yue Yong and the doctor appeared at the door of the ward.

Yue Yong stared expressionlessly at Jiang Cheng and Xiaoyu who were hanging on a hook and would not change for a hundred years.

"Doctor, can his head really be saved?" Yue Yong looked at the doctor aside and asked.

"Food poisoning generally does not cause damage to the brain." The doctor explained, "Unless it is hit by a hard object, it will cause damage to the brain."

"No, I think his head is hopeless." Yue Yong pointed to the kunai stuck on Jiang Cheng's head and said, "It would be better to give him some more treatment."

"That's just what you just threw out..." the doctor murmured.

"What are you doing?!" Jiang Cheng pulled out the kunai on his head and looked at Yue Yong, "What are you doing to a person who has just recovered from a serious illness?!"

"Recovering from a serious illness?" Yue Yong crossed her hands with a look of disdain, "I think you should stay in the hospital for a few more days to take good care of your head, right?"

"You are the one!" Jiang Cheng shouted.

"Then, I will take my leave first, Mr. Jiang Cheng and Miss Yue Yong." Xiaoyu stood up and bowed to the two of them, "Finally, I would like to apologize to Mr. Jiang Cheng. This incident was all due to my carelessness. That would cause Mr. Jiang Cheng to eat the spoiled crab. I’m really sorry.”

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