Maybe a Fake Gintama

"I said it doesn't matter anymore." Jiang Cheng waved his hand and said with a smile.

"Then, farewell."

After Xiaoyu finished speaking, she turned around and walked slowly out the door. When passing Yue Yong on the way, he nodded slightly and smiled. The same goes for the latter.

When Xiaoyu just walked to the door, Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of something and shouted at Xiaoyu's back: "Hey, come on."

After Xiaoyu paused for a moment, she nodded and said "yes" before walking towards the door again without looking back.

"What was that just now? A life mentor?" Yue Yong glanced at Jiang Cheng and curled her lips slightly.

"Hahahaha..." Jiang Cheng laughed indiscreetly, "A life mentor? It sounds like that."

"Idiot..." Yue Yong raised the corners of her mouth slightly and murmured softly. But just as he finished speaking, Gintoki's voice came from the door.

"That's right. After all, scumbags are girls' life mentors in a sense." Gintoki, who appeared at the door at some point, folded his hands and nodded in agreement.

"Yeah." Kagura, Shinpachi and Hasegawa on the side also nodded at the same time.

"It's not what you think at all!" Jiang Cheng felt helpless and sighed softly, "Well, forget it. Speaking of which, where did you guys just run away?"

"I just...want to cheer for a certain little girl. At least I want her to have more courage to speak out for love." Hasegawa lit a cigarette, took a puff and replied.

"Who? And what do you mean by being right?" Jiang Cheng was puzzled, and then said with a look of disgust, "This is a hospital, is smoking really good? And the line you just said was really not cool. Not handsome at all!”

"Huh? Really?!" Hasegawa looked in disbelief, "I thought about it for a long time before I came up with such a cool line!"

"I don't think he's handsome at all," Gintoki complained expressionlessly, "He looks like a good-for-nothing uncle."

Shinpachi and Kagura on the side both narrowed their eyes and nodded in agreement.

"Say, doctor," Jiang Cheng looked at the doctor on the side and asked aloud, "can I be discharged from the hospital? I feel that my body is fine. All the toxins have been eliminated."

"As for this," the doctor murmured, "it's better to stay in the hospital for one night of observation."

"Why?" Jiang Cheng asked doubtfully, then stood up from the bed and moved his limbs. “I already feel like there’s no problem at all!”

"No, your head is still bleeding," the doctor said, pointing to Jiang Cheng's forehead where a kunai had just been pricked, "and I suggest you do a CT scan."

"Huh?" Jiang Cheng then reached out and touched his forehead, and then looked at the blood on his hand, "Really!"

Jiang Cheng... rushed to the street.

…

Unknowingly, the time came to night.

"It's all your fault! If it weren't for you, I would have been discharged from the hospital by now, bastard!" Jiang Cheng's forehead was wrapped with a thick bandage.

Jiang Chengbai shouted at Yue Yong who was smoking by the window: "And can you please stop smoking in the ward! Do you still have any moral sense?"

Yue Yong turned around and glanced at Jiang Cheng,

Then he calmly took out several kunai from his arms...

…

"I'm talking about you..." Jiang Cheng suppressed the anger in his heart and pulled out the kunai on his head one by one, and then rolled his eyes again and roared: "Please stop it a little! It's just been bandaged!" "

"Go back, Baihua still has a lot of work." Yue Yong ignored Jiang Cheng's yelling, said something, turned around and walked towards the door.

"At least say sorry!" Jiang Cheng yelled at Yue Yong reluctantly, "You really have no manners at all!"

But just after he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng once again received two kunai on his forehead.

"Jiang Cheng-san..." Xin Baji walked over and pulled out the kunai from Jiang Cheng's forehead without expression. At the same time, he complained expressionlessly, "Actually, you are almost there. If you can... If you speak less in front of Ms. Yueyong, you won’t receive so many kunai.”

"Ah, thank you, Xinbaji." Jiang Cheng lowered his head and sighed softly, "And that woman is not as simple as talking more and talking less. I thought the same thing once, and I didn't even think about it all day long. Talking to her, the result...she almost shot my head off that day..."

Xin Baji: "..."

…

"It seems that Guisang just came to visit Elizabeth." Xin Baji said sitting on the hospital bed with his hands folded.

"It seems that Elizabeth was also hit by the charming uncle Aru." Kagura sat on the edge of her bed and swayed her little feet aimlessly.

"What?" Gintoki was lying on his side on his hospital bed, supporting his head with one hand out of boredom and scratching his butt with the other hand. "Where did there come from so many mysterious uncles? I don't think he is a mysterious uncle at all. I think he is just an ordinary uncle, right?"

"Isn't this kind of thing okay? Otherwise, let's call him [Uncle Mystery] from now on." Xin Baji suggested.

"Anything like that can be done!" As he said that, Hasegawa looked at Gintoki on the bed opposite, and continued with a slight pleading: "Gin-san, it seems that you and that Katsura-san are friends, right? Come to think of it. Find a way."

"Huh?" Gintoki curled his lips and replied casually: "Do you want me to be Cupid? Even your wife ran away. Cupid, your arrow can't even shoot through toilet paper~ It's just a rusty one. Arrows, rusty arrows.”

"Don't mention Achu's matter to me!" Hasegawa said angrily.

"Besides, the wig has a tough head, just like a middle school student. It can't be done, it can't be done." Gintoki picked his nose and replied casually, "And I don't want to owe him a favor."

"When are you going to compensate me for my life! Who is the reason why I am like this!" Hasegawa shouted, "Can't you at least give me a favor in this matter?!"

"Isn't it all because of yourself that your life has become like this?" Gintoki curled his lips and said disdainfully.

"Gin-chan, I know Aru!" Kagura raised her hand and said, "Madao became madao all because of that... Baga Prince Aru!"

"Don't mention that Prince Baga to me!" Hasegawa was clearly hurt. "It's all your responsibility! If it weren't for you, I would still be a senior official of the shogunate! There is no need to be reduced to this situation!"

As he said that, Hasegawa picked up a banana from the bedside and peeled it, his expression softened a bit, "My depression due to the successive misfortunes was all because of that girl. . Maybe it’s just part of the job for her, but she often gives me encouragement. I’m about to be discharged from the hospital. I hope I can repay her. And don’t you think? Good women must be allowed to live happily, right? "

"Who cares," Gintoki picked his nose impatiently, then rubbed the booger on his little finger and flicked it aside, "Ah~ha~I'm sleepy~"

Jiang Cheng, who was eating his thirtieth patient meal, suddenly noticed that there seemed to be a black ball in his lunch box. If he looked carefully, he could even find that there seemed to be a few short strands mixed in the ball. Hair (nose hair).

"Gintoki!!! You bastard!!!" Jiang Cheng yelled, rolling over from the bed and stepping on Gintoki's head into the bed board. The latter fainted directly.

"Really," Jiang Cheng curled his lips in disdain, "What kind of rude thing do you do when others are eating?"

Looking at Jiang Cheng standing there, Hasegawa's eyes lit up and said: "That Jiang Chengsang! Are you also Guisang's friend?"

"Ka-Zi-Lasang?" Jiang Cheng asked doubtfully, "Who is that?"

"Hey? Aren't you Guisang's friend?" The confused person became Hasegawa.

"I would know Wig-san," Jiang Cheng replied, "but I really don't know Kazira-san."

"It's all the same!" Hasegawa shouted, "Um, can I ask you to do a little favor? It's about Katsura...no, Wig-san."

"Hey, is it true?" Shinpachi looked at Hasegawa expressionlessly, "Does Hasegawa really plan to ask Jiang Chengsang to help? Out of kindness, I will remind you in advance. If you ask him to help, he will definitely be more helpful. The busier you are."

"There is nothing we can do," Hasegawa replied, "After all, you don't want to help, so I can only..."

"What on earth are you going to say?" Jiang Cheng asked doubtfully.

"Actually, the thing is like this..." Xin Baji finally sighed and explained everything.

…

"I see, that's it..." Jiang Cheng wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, "I didn't expect there to be such a story. It's such a touching story."

After saying that, Jiang Cheng raised his head, looked at Hasegawa and asked, "Well, I'd like to take the liberty to ask, who is the woman?"

"What on earth did you hear!" Hasegawa scolded, "It's Miss Uchino! The nurse in charge of our ward! You must have seen her today!"

"Miss Uchino? Who is she?" Jiang Cheng became even more confused, but then he thought of something. Jiang Cheng explained with a smile: "Actually, I am blind to women of average stature."

"This habit of yours is really weird!" Hasegawa yelled, "Anyway, she is the nurse in charge of our ward! The nurse who looked a little stupid today also ate my banana!"

"Eat your banana!" Jiang Cheng looked at Hasegawa in shock, "Hey! Are you okay! That Miss Uchino! Isn't she infected with some useless virus?! By the way, when did you get to that point? !”

"How rude!" Hasegawa cursed with his veins popping, "The banana I'm talking about is not the banana you're talking about! It's fruit! Fruit!"

"Oh!" Jiang Cheng finally remembered the nurse during the day and clapped his hands, "I remember! It turned out to be that girl you were talking about!"

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