Maybe a Fake Gintama

Hasegawa finally breathed a sigh of relief: "Although the process was very difficult, I finally made you understand."

"Um, actually I have another question," Jiang Cheng looked at Hasegawa again and asked seriously, "Um, who is the man?"

"You didn't even listen to a word!" Hasegawa yelled, "Listen to me, you bastard! Didn't you cover your face and cry just now? What the hell is that?! Why are you so moved! "

Jiang Cheng tilted his head, looking confused.

Shinbaji who was on the side couldn't stand it anymore, and explained to Jiang Cheng: "It's Guisang. Miss Uchino seems to have fallen in love with Guisang."

"Guisang? Who?" Jiang Cheng asked doubtfully.

"It's the wig in your mouth!" Shinpachi yelled, "Please remember other people's names carefully!"

"You mean that Miss Uchino likes wigs!!" Jiang Cheng was stunned and stood on the spot.

"Hey, this person wasn't listening at all. He didn't listen to a word of the explanation just now." Hasegawa pointed at Jiang Cheng and complained expressionlessly.

"Jiang Chengsang has this kind of character." Xin Bajia explained speechlessly.

…

"I see. Anyway, I already understand everything." Jiang Cheng nodded with his hands folded, and then sighed slightly, "But it's really unexpected. I didn't expect that someone would take a fancy to wigs. This society has really changed. "

"Why do I feel from your words that you are biased against Guisang..." Shinpachi murmured.

"You think too much, no more," Jiang Cheng waved his hand, "Actually, although the guy with the wig always said that he likes NTR and so on, he is really super innocent. I used to go to Hualiu Street with Gintoki and the others. At that time, the wig was never removed once.”

"Hey?! Really?!" It was Shinpachi's turn to be shocked, "Is that Guisang really the innocent type?!"

"Ah, that's almost it." Jiang Cheng nodded.

"Then what are you going to do?" Hasegawa asked impatiently, "What method are you going to use to make Keisan understand Miss Uchino's feelings?"

"What method? What nonsense are you talking about?" Jiang Cheng waved his hand impatiently, "Stop joking, I didn't say I wanted to help."

"Hey, this guy is also very irritating." Hasegawa pointed at Jiang Cheng and looked at Shinpachi.

"By the way, have you got the wrong person?" Jiang Cheng looked at Hasegawa with contempt, "Shouldn't what you want to do should encourage the girl to confess to the wig? Although I think the success rate is zero."

"No," Hasegawa sighed, "Miss Uchino doesn't have the courage to confess at all. She has already tried it today. That's why she wants to work on Keisang."

As he said that, Hasegawa thought of Miss Uchino's slightly disappointed expression and those depressing words during the day...

[Yes, I like that person. Even though I don’t know anything, I am not responsible for taking care of him. But when we passed each other in the corridor before, his persistent and charming eyes...]

[When I came back to my senses, only his figure remained in my mind. 】

[Actually, I also know that he and I are basically people living in two different worlds.

And I won't see him again soon, that person will leave tomorrow... Now, I just hope to do nothing, just keep this beautiful memory. Always, always hidden in my heart...]

After witnessing this memory, everyone present (Jiang Cheng, Shinpachi, Kagura) fell silent.

"Indeed... there are good women in this world." Jiang Cheng said with some emotion.

"What an idiot!" Shinpachi said with tears streaming down his face, "Miss Uchino is such an idiot! It's okay to just rush up and confess your love! At least express your feelings before Keisang leaves!"

"I'm really touched Aru..." Kagura said inarticulately with tears in her eyes while eating a banana.

"I just want to repay the kindness," Hasegawa took out a cigarette, lit it, took a puff, and then exhaled the smoke. "Do you know this feeling?"

"I don't understand at all." Jiang Cheng, Xin Baji and Kagura shook their heads at the same time.

"Huh? It's not true, is it?!"

"Don't smoke in the ward, you bastard!" Jiang Cheng punched Hasegawa and cursed, "Don't you have any education?!"

"Jiang Chengsang, you are the last person to say this..." Xinbaji said expressionlessly, "Making a fuss in the ward is not considered well-educated. And it's night now."

"Hey, you," Jiang Cheng looked at Hasegawa, who had just stood up from the ground and held his nose, "do you really want that girl to be happy?"

"Of course it's true!" Hasegawa replied.

"Would you do the same thing if that girl was rejected?!" Jiang Cheng asked again.

Hasegawa was silent.

"See? You don't even know how to do it yourself, let alone us." Jiang Cheng said with a sigh.

"I just want to repay the favor..." Hasegawa murmured, then raised his head, "I just want to see that girl be happy!"

"Yo Xi, you are very energetic." Jiang Cheng nodded, "Then let's go!"

"Come on? Does Jiang Chengsang already have an idea?" Xin Baji asked doubtfully.

"Ah," Jiang Cheng stretched his neck and wrist, "Since he is leaving tomorrow, can't we just keep him? If you don't have the courage to confess, don't confess. All we have to do is to Her wonderful memories are just extended.”

"Extension? What do you mean?" Xin Bajiao was confused.

"Of course he won't be able to leave the hospital for the rest of his life," Jiang Cheng replied with a smile, "It would be best to lie in the hospital bed for the rest of his life, then that girl will have good memories for her whole life."

"Hey, this person said something incredible with a clear face." Xinbaji complained with black lines on his head.

"Then you should control your strength well now," Jiang Cheng muttered, holding his chin. "It's best to be paralyzed all at once. To be unable to get out of bed for the rest of your life..."

"Stop talking!" Xin Baji quickly stopped him, "It's better to stop saying such dangerous words! Aren't you friends? How could someone be so harsh to their friends!"

"This is the best way I can think of," Jiang Cheng looked at Xinbaji and explained, "For that girl, it's a way to create beautiful memories even if she can't open her mouth to confess."

"That's not the case at all!" Shinbachi retorted, scratching his neck, "Are you really friends?! What kind of trouble are you going to make if you hit me so hard!"

"Is it heavy?" Jiang Cheng frowned and muttered to himself, then stretched out two fingers, "How about amputating both legs?!"

"There is no difference at all!" Shinpachi shouted, "Can you think of a better way! A way that doesn't make Keisang so miserable!"

…

Finally, after everyone's deliberation, a decision was finally made.

"Yo Xi, then [Keep the memories! The battle of broken wigs!] begins!" Jiang Cheng shouted seriously, holding his hands, and then explained to himself: "The so-called "Keep the memories! The battle of broken wigs!" It means to break the wig’s legs and keep him in the hospital for three months. In other words, it’s a big battle that allows Miss Uchino to add three months of beautiful memories! Are you all ready?! You guys!”

"Hi!"×3

"Yoshi, lead the way!"

A few minutes after Jiang Cheng and others walked out of the ward, Ginshi, who had been knocked unconscious before, woke up leisurely.

"Ah, where is the person?"

…

In Elizabeth's hospital room.

"I can finally be discharged from the hospital tomorrow," Gui was holding a teapot and pouring tea into the teacup on the small table set up on Elizabeth's hospital bed. After pouring the tea, he continued to say seriously: "But this time is really unlucky, Elizabeth. From now on. When crossing a zebra crossing, even if the light is green, you should check carefully to see if there are any vehicles.”

As he said that, Gui Ye picked up the tea cup and took a sip and sighed slightly: "You can no longer survive in this chaotic world just by being careful about stumbling blocks. When you see stumbling blocks, you should just blast them away with rocket cannons!"

"Before that, I'd better aim a rocket launcher at your head, Wig." Jiang Cheng stepped into the door and looked at Gui with a smile.

"It's not a wig, it's Gui!" Gui replied, but just after he finished speaking, Gui reacted, "Jiang Cheng! Why are you here? Could it be that... you were also hit by a strange uncle's car?! It's okay? Right? Is your head okay?"

"Hey, what qualifications does a guy with severe head burns have to say this?" Jiang Cheng complained expressionlessly.

"Isn't it?" Gui asked doubtfully, but then Gui thought of something again and looked at Jiang Cheng with a moved face, "Did you finally figure it out and want to join us again? Do you want to create Japan with me again? ’s dawn!!”

Looking at Gui, who had tears in his eyes and snot flowing out of his nose first, Jiang Cheng cursed: "How is that possible! Do you think I have severe head burns like you?!"

"It's still exactly the same as before," Gui chuckled, "It's really not frank at all, but it doesn't matter! It's okay to write to me secretly if you can't say it out loud!"

"Shut up, you bastard!" Jiang Cheng couldn't hold his breath, "What on earth are you thinking about! It's not like that at all!"

"It's not a bastard, it's Gui!" Gui replied, "You have already said what you can't say, so don't force it. Just secretly give me the letter in private!"

"Forget it, that kind of thing is casual," Jiang Cheng finally chose to give up arguing with the idiot in front of him, "but I do have something very important for you today."

"Important things!" Gui looked at Jiang Cheng in shock, "Could it be...!"

"It seems that you have noticed that reaction." Jiang Cheng chuckled, "Then, you should also recognize it..."

Before Jiang Cheng finished speaking, Gui stood up and came to Jiang Cheng, then took out a small note from his arms and handed it to Jiang Cheng.

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