Maybe a Fake Gintama

"Ah~ it's so slow~" Jiang Cheng lay bored on the deck, "How long will it take to get to the island in the south? I really want to play a game..."

"Indeed, it's so slow..." Sougo was also lying on the deck with his legs crossed, but then he suddenly thought of something, sat up suddenly, looked at Jiang Cheng and asked: "Speaking of which, is it really possible?" It’s something like sending Teacher Wu Tian back to the southern island.”

"I don't know if you ask me," Jiang Cheng waved his hand and replied casually, "Isn't it Liu Haijun's suggestion? [Since we have to send him back, we can only send him back to the small island in the south] This kind of thing is not Is that what Liu Haijun said?"

"It's really troublesome," Shi Shi, who was making barbecue on the side, couldn't help but spat, then raised two skewers of grilled fish covered with mayonnaise in his hands and looked at the two of them: "Hey, do you want to eat? You guys .”

"Hijikata-san, you are the only one who likes to eat that kind of dog food." Sougo looked at Fourteen and replied.

"What did you say?!" Fourteen instantly became furious.

"I don't need it either." Jiang Cheng waved his hand and said impatiently.

"The elderly should eat something properly when it's time for dinner." Teacher Wu Tian put down the telescope in his hand, walked to Fourteen and picked it up, and picked up a skewer of grilled fish covered with mayonnaise from the barbecue grill, "Thank you very much. Oh, this fish-eyed guy."

"Just call me Fourteen." Fourteen scratched his head and said a little embarrassed.

"Thank you then, Fourteen." With that said, Teacher Wu Tian put the grilled fish into his mouth, took a bite and started eating.

"Would you like some?" Fourteen grabbed the grilled fish with mayonnaise in one hand and kept eating. He picked up a skewer with the other hand and handed it to Yue Yong, "It's delicious."

"Oh... thank you..." Yue Yong looked at the grilled fish with mayonnaise in her hand and said thank you, and then looked at Teacher Shishi and Wu Tian who were eating with relish. Finally, Yue Yong decided to give it a try...

The result was... Yue Yong and Teacher Wu Tian lay in front of the railing and vomited for a long time.

"Stop eating dog food of unknown origin," Jiang Cheng patted the backs of teachers Yue Yong and Wu Tian at the same time. "Now the sea has been polluted by you. The sea will be angry."

"By the way, boss," Sougo walked over and pointed to a small raft on the sea not far away, "We seem to have met an acquaintance."

"Who?" Jiang Cheng asked doubtfully, and at the same time looked in the direction Sougo pointed, "It's them!"

…

At the same time, on the small raft...

"A long time ago~In Urashima~"

“After a turtle who loved to take secret photos was caught~”

"Take it to the Dragon Palace~"

Kagura sat at the front of the raft holding an umbrella, excitedly humming this ditty she composed.

Sitting behind Kagura is Gintoki. Behind Gintoki is rowing a short, middle-aged man with a turtle shell on his back, glasses, and a mole on the left side of his nose. His name is Kameli, and he is a turtle from Ryugu Castle.

Xin Bajia sat at the stern of the boat, his face also full of excitement.

"Little girl, can you please stop singing?" Kamenashi felt a little helpless as he listened to Kagura's humming. "I'll be in trouble if this song spreads."

"Yo ho!" Kagura shouted excitedly,

"I'm going to Ryugu City to spend the summer vacation, Aru!"

"Ah, I didn't expect Ryugu Castle to really exist," Shinpachi at the stern couldn't help but sigh, and then suddenly thought of something, he looked at Kameli and asked, "Is Naurashima Taro really a real person? "

"Yes," Kamenashi replied while rowing, "Although I am not very clear about the first guest named Mr. Urashima who was brought here, but after that we called all the guests who came here [Mr. Urashima]. "

After hearing this, Shinpachi shouted excitedly to Gintoki in front: "Did you hear it? Gin-san! We have become [Mr. Urashima]! Don't you think it's cool?! We are going to be famous in history." oh!"

"I heard it, I heard it, but you can do anything like that, right?" Gintoki said without looking back, holding his hands, then turned his head slightly and glanced at Kameli behind him, "You...have been doing this since just now Are you trying to make money from us by calling us customers all the time?”

Kameli, who was rowing, quickly stopped, turned to look at Gintoki and explained: "How is that possible! It is true that Ryugu Castle is a peach blossom garden that only selected distinguished guests can visit, not a holy land on the sea that you can go to with money. . But! Although we sea turtles look frustrated, we are all sentimental and righteous creatures! Just like the waves advance and retreat, kindness must be repaid. This is the rule of the sea!"

"I've never seen that kind of turtle before." Gintoki complained casually.

"So!" Kameli changed the topic and took out a few coupons from his body, "This time I will give you all the free-drink coupons..."

Before he finished speaking, Gintoki's fist and Kagura's foot hit Kameli's face at the same time, and they cursed at the same time: "Give it to me for free!"

"I know," Kamenashi, who had nosebleeds and broken glasses, smiled again and said, "This time I will give you a double points card..."

Before he finished speaking, he was greeted with the same move as before.

"Give it to me for free!" Gintoki and Kagura shouted again.

"I know," Kamenashi, who was even more seriously injured, took out two bottles of detergent from his body and said with a smile, "Put in more detergent..."

Kagura and Gintoki still didn't give Kamenashi a chance to ask for it. One of them kicked and the other punched, and at the same time they cursed: "What kind of store is that!"

…

"By the way, how long does it take to arrive at Ryugu Castle?" Gintoki held his chin and frowned slightly, with a hint of impatience and disgust in his tone, "We have been drifting at sea for nearly two hours, right? Don't you have Do you have a ship's license? Isn't there a boat that can be reached in a snap?"

"Because there was a personal accident with a dolphin before, the case is still under trial..." Kamenashi explained weakly, a little embarrassed.

"Do you still have a criminal record?!" Xin Bajiao complained.

"Hey, please spare me," Gintoki said with a frown, "This way I will turn into an old man before I open the treasure box..."

But at this moment, Gintoki heard this somewhat familiar voice coming from behind him, and subconsciously looked back, only to see a speedboat speeding towards him. There are a few familiar people on the speedboat...

…

"Hey, Kagura-chan," Jiang Chengyi smiled at Kagura on the raft beside him on the railing, "Are you also sending Teacher Wutian to the southern island?"

"How is this possible!" Gintoki cursed with his eyes rolled.

"Then why is there a Wutian teacher on your boat?" Jiang Cheng asked doubtfully, pointing to Kameli on the small raft.

"No, this Kameli-san is just an ordinary turtle." Shinpachi explained.

"We're going to Ryugu Castle to spend the summer vacation Aru!" Kagura shouted excitedly.

"Dragon Palace City?" Jiang Cheng was a little confused, and then waved his hands with a disapproving look on his face, "Don't be ridiculous, how could such a thing exist?"

Sisi, holding a cigarette in his mouth, snorted disdainfully, "That's right, how could there be such a thing? You were most likely deceived by the turtles that came from somewhere."

"No, no, there really is!" Kameli on the side became anxious and quickly defended, "I am the envoy of Ryugu Castle!"

"But what are you doing in a place like this?" Gintoki curled his lips disdainfully, "You also brought an old turtle that looks very suspicious? Could it be that he wants to go to the Dragon Palace like us? Are you going to spend your summer vacation in the city?"

"So didn't we all say that?" Jiang Cheng replied, "It is appropriate to send Teacher Wu Tian to the southern island."

"There must be a limit to joking," Gintoki waved his hand disapprovingly, "How could such a thing be possible?"

"No, boss," Sougo on the side pointed at Teacher Wutian and explained, "This is the real Teacher Wutian, and he just used the real Turtle School Qigong."

"Hey?! Really?!" Gintoki twitched his eyes and looked at the little old man on the speedboat with his hands behind his back.

"Then I won't bother you," Jiang Cheng said with a squinted smile, "I will definitely become a Super Saiyan when we meet next time! Goodbye, Gintoki!"

"Wait a minute!" Gintoki raised his hand and yelled, "Pay attention to me, you bastard! Why did Teacher Wuten come to our world?! Explain it clearly to me!"

"It seems that Teacher Akira Toriyama accidentally spilled the ink when he was drawing the manuscript," Jiang Cheng murmured with his chin propped up, "so there was a space-time rift or something."

"How is it possible! That kind of thing!" Gintoki yelled, "Why does a space-time rift occur just by spilling the ink?! I can't understand it at all, you bastard!"

"That's right," Jiang Cheng replied with a smile, "To be honest, I don't quite understand it, but it doesn't matter!"

"It doesn't matter?" Xin Baji asked doubtfully.

"Ah! It doesn't matter!" Jiang Cheng replied excitedly, "Teacher Wu Tian said that as long as we send him back, he will definitely teach us the turtle style qigong! Then, bye, Kagura, Gintoki! "

After saying that, Jiang Cheng's small speedboat left at a high speed, leaving Gintoki's small raft far behind.

…

"Gin-chan," Kagura tugged on the corner of Gintoki's clothes and said with some disappointment, "I also want to learn the turtle style Qigong."

"How is it possible that there is such a thing?" Gintoki curled his lips in disdain, "I think 80% of them were deceived by that old turtle."

"But that old turtle really looks exactly like Mr. Wutian, Yin-sang." Shinpachi said expressionlessly, "This is going to be really bad, Yin-sang. Something big is definitely going to happen to the production team. Ah, Ginsang. Maybe you will be complained by Dragon Ball fans, Ginsang."

"That idiot..." Gintoki muttered through gritted teeth.

But just after he finished speaking, Gintoki heard the sound of an engine coming closer and closer from behind. Looking back subconsciously, I saw a huge yacht approaching quickly. The two people standing on the deck of the yacht seemed familiar...

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