Maybe a Fake Gintama

"I told you I didn't mean it!" Jiang Cheng, whose face was covered with bruises, shouted, "No matter what I say, I will never take the initiative to touch your Oupai! Although I do like Oupai! But it is definitely not you. This pair is on me!”

"What kind of perverted statement is that!" Yue Yong kicked Jiang Cheng again and cursed, "Don't you feel embarrassed to say this on the street?! Aren't you embarrassed?!"

"No, if you don't even dare to say what you like, I will never admit that kind of person!" Jiang Cheng retorted while getting up.

"I will never admit it to someone like you! How can anyone expose their fetish on the street?! Are you an idiot? An absolute idiot!!" Yue Yong rolled his eyes and cursed.

"Well, you two, stop arguing," the Turtle Immortal on the side came out to smooth things over, "Actually, I think what this young man said makes sense. If you don't even dare to say what you like, you really can't be considered a man. Woolen cloth."

After hearing this, Yue Yong calmed down, but after hearing what Turtle Immortal said next, Yue Yong couldn't help but get angry again.

Turtle Sennin raised a finger and continued: "Actually, I don't just like Oppai! I even like butts! My favorite! Oppai and buttocks of young girls!"

"You are just a simple old man!" Jiang Cheng and Yue Yong shouted at the same time.

At the same time, Jiang Cheng's noise on the street attracted Shishi and Sougo who were patrolling on the street.

"Hey, is it you again? You're making so much noise on the street." Fourteen walked closer with a cigarette in his mouth. After seeing the troublemaker clearly, he curled his lips disdainfully, "If you keep making such a noise, you will be in trouble. I'll take you back to the camp for public transportation crimes."

"Boss, what a coincidence." Zongwu raised his hand and greeted Jiang Cheng.

"It's you! Sasi is paying no attention to Mr. Sougo and Mr. Liu Hai." Jiang Cheng raised his hand and greeted the two of them.

"Can you remember other people's names clearly?" Fourteen couldn't help but cursed.

"Right!" Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of something and pushed Kame Sennin directly in front of Sougo and Shishi, "Then this old man will leave it to you two. Sending a lost old man home can be considered a matter of course. It’s the police’s responsibility.”

"That's awesome, boss," Sougo praised, "Where did you pick up this turtle?"

"I didn't pick it up," Jiang Cheng pointed to Yue Yong helplessly and explained, "It was Yue Yue who picked it up, so I'd like you two to send him back."

"That's what I said, but where should I send it?" Sougo asked doubtfully.

"Of course he will be sent to Shueisha's office," Jiang Cheng replied without thinking, "Those people will always have a way to get him back."

Fourteen on the side suddenly burst into tears after hearing this and cursed: "It's impossible to do that kind of thing! You should tell me where Shueisha's office is first, you bastard!"

"How do I know?" Jiang Cheng waved his hands with an impatient look on his face, "After all, this kind of thing is the responsibility of the police, right? Take him away quickly and don't bother me anymore."

"You've ignored everything, you bastard!" Fourteen cursed, "The Shinsengumi are not responsible for the Dragon Ball world either!"

"Sounds interesting, doesn't it?" Sougo on the side said with a squinted smile, then looked at Kame Sennin and said,

"As long as you use Turtle Style Qigong to give the mayonnaise maniac over there a shot, I will send you back to your original world."

"Really?" Turtle Sennin asked doubtfully, "But after all, I should go back. Although the women in this world are not bad, I still miss the young girls in my world more."

"Ah, really." Sougo said with a smile.

"Then come!" As he said that, the Turtle Immortal immediately took off his clothes and took a good posture, "Kui...pai..."

"Hey! Wait a minute! Could that posture be..." Shi Shi panicked for a moment, "Hey! Just wait a moment, someone will die! Someone will definitely die! Just wait for me..."

Before he finished speaking, the Turtle Immortal beside him had already shouted out the last word "Gong"...

Looking at Shi Shi who fainted from the blast, Jiang Cheng sighed: "Hey, hey, it's really amazing~ He completely fainted in one shot."

…

At the same time, Heng Dojo.

Haruta opened the door and walked in, shouting at the same time: "New Bage, Sister A Miao, I'm here."

But something strange is that no one responded to Haruta.

"Aren't you up yet?" Haruta asked doubtfully, and then walked straight to the dojo, but as soon as he reached the door of the dojo, Haruta found two small notes stuck at the door.

[On the first day of summer vacation, I have to go to the beach to play (cross out) and work. Today Haruta-kun will practice alone. ——New Eight Chi. ps: No one can be lazy. 】

[On the first day of summer vacation, I made an appointment with Xiaojiu to go shopping. Haruta-kun has to work hard alone. ——A Miao]

"What are these!!!" Qingta's fragile little heart was hurt a hundred times, "Why do adults have summer vacation, but I don't have one?!"

…

On a large ship on the sea.

"Why do I have to come here?" Jiang Chengyi stood in front of the railing and muttered something disdainfully, "It's obviously the first day of summer vacation, but I still want to take a nap."

"Boss, please stop complaining," Sougo also leaned on the railing, "I have already made an agreement with him. If he is sent back, he will teach us Turtle Style Qigong. This kind of reward is enough. Bar?"

"Really?!" Jiang Cheng said in surprise, and then rushed to the Turtle Immortal, "Will you really teach us the Turtle Style Qigong?!"

"Ah, after all, you also helped me, an old man." Kamesenren said with a smile.

"Thank you so much!" Jiang Cheng bowed, and then took out two telescopes from his arms, "Small gifts are not a sign of respect. There are many young girls on the beach over there!"

"Really?!" Turtle Immortal instantly snatched the telescope from Jiang Cheng's hand, put it in front of his eyes and looked at the distant coast.

"The one on the right wearing a pink bikini is very big, old man!" Jiang Cheng also looked at the coast with his binoculars.

"That one is just so-so. The leopard print swimsuit next to her is the best!" Kame Sennin said with a nosebleed.

"Huh? I think the one you said is just average," Jiang Cheng replied, "I still think the pink swimsuit is better. Is it big? It has to have an F, right?!"

"A woman can't just look at her breasts!" Turtle Sennin replied, "Hey? Wait, why is it all dark? I can't see anything. What's going on? Is it already dark?"

"I don't know," Jiang Cheng replied, "Actually, it's the same for me. It's all dark and I can't see anything."

As he said that, Jiang Cheng stretched out his hand and groped in front of him, but just as he stretched out his hand, Jiang Cheng felt that he touched something soft, and then asked doubtfully: "Old man, did you bring any dough? Why does it feel soft... "

Suddenly, Jiang Cheng reacted, put down the telescope, and looked at Yue Yong, whose red face turned into mosquito-repellent eyes again, with black lines on his face twitching from the corners of his eyes.

"Well...actually this is also a misunderstanding..." Jiang Cheng explained with sweat on his face.

"Where are you touching!!!" Yue Yong threw Jiang Cheng into the sea. "And why do you carry a telescope with you! How much do you want to reveal your quirks!"

…

"Speaking of which, why do people from the Dragon Ball world come to our world, boss?" Sougo sat on the ground and wondered, "Although they are all Shueisha's works, isn't this too ridiculous?"

Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng looked at Turtle Immortal who was still looking at the seaside with a telescope, "Anyway, listening to the old man's explanation, it seems that something like a rift in time and space suddenly appeared. But according to my guess, it should be a bird Teacher Yamaaki accidentally spilled the ink while drawing the manuscript. Then all kinds of unexpected things happened."

"I see." Sougo nodded.

"It's true, everyone will cause trouble for others," Shi Shi muttered disdainfully, "Now the production team doesn't know who to send to apologize."

"That kind of thing doesn't matter anymore," Jiang Cheng waved his hand indifferently, "and we are doing it for the pleasure of helping others. Maybe Teacher Akira Toriyama will thank us."

"I hope so." Fourteen sighed softly.

"Speaking of which, boss, do you like the female character in Dragon Ball?" Sougo asked, "I think that if the boss has such a personality, he should like No. 18."

"How is that possible?" Jiang Cheng waved his hand, "If I had to choose, I would definitely choose Bulma. She is beautiful and rich. After getting married, I just need to stay at home. There is no need to worry about money at all. Then It’s the best feeling.”

"You just want to stay at home and play games!" Yue Yong on the side complained ruthlessly.

"Yueyue still understands me," Jiang Cheng praised, "My goal in this life is to stay in the room forever and never go out!"

Soongwu: "..."

"What about Sougo-kun? Who is your favorite character?" Jiang Cheng asked.

"Of course it's No. 18 in the parallel world." Sougo replied.

"Huh? Why?" Jiang Cheng asked doubtfully, "That woman has no good impression of human beings at all."

"Because I feel like I will have a sense of accomplishment after training." Sougo showed a sinister smile, "I feel like it will be very interesting to talk about."

"That's true." Jiang Cheng replied with a smile.

"Hey, these two people are more sinister than the other." Fourteen murmured, then looked at Yue Yong and asked, "It's really hard for you to be with this super S every day."

"No, hard work can't be said." Yue Yong exhaled a puff of smoke and replied casually.

"Hey?! Really?!" Fourteen said in surprise, "I have a hard time with that jerk every day, but you don't have a hard time at all?! How did you do it?!"

"Of course..." As she said that, Yue Yong took out several kunai that glowed coldly from her arms...

"Ah, I understand." Fourteen replied expressionlessly.

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