Maybe a Fake Gintama

Early morning, Yoshihara.

Jiang Cheng was woken up by Qingta's noise today.

"Brother Jiang Cheng, you are here to judge!" Qingtai angrily opened the door of Jiang Cheng's room and rushed straight to Jiang Cheng's bedroom. After opening the bedroom door, he ran to Jiang Cheng who was still sleeping and complained loudly. Said, "Brother Jiang Cheng! Today is the first day of summer vacation! So, it's okay to take a short break and not go to the dojo?! But mom just doesn't agree, so you should get up and comment!"

Jiang Cheng opened his eyes and looked at Haruta in front of him expressionlessly. After two seconds, he finally couldn't help it... and got angry.

"What does it have to do with me!" Jiang Cheng yelled, and kicked Qingta out of the room at the same time. "The non-stop noise early in the morning is annoying me to death! You stinky brat!"

"But mom..." Qingta's weak voice came from outside the door, "Besides, Brother Xinba and Sister A'miao also said that they can take a little rest during the summer vacation."

"You said you have nothing to do with me, you bastard!" Jiang Cheng cursed again, "Who cares about you! Isn't it your own business to go or not?! Men, when you can pee standing up, you should You are responsible for your own life! Remember it clearly! You brat!"

"Does that mean I can stop going?" Haruta said in surprise.

"It doesn't matter! If you like, go and play. If you don't, just go and play," Jiang Cheng said impatiently, "Anyway, please leave my room first and let me take a nap first."

Just as Jiang Cheng finished speaking, he heard Qingta's thumping footsteps and Qingta's voice of surprise: "Mom! Brother Jiang Cheng also said that you can rest on the first day of summer vacation! This includes the new Bage and Sister A Miao. That’s three to two!”

"I've never said that! You brat!" Jiang Cheng shouted at the door, "Don't just drag irrelevant people into the water!"

…

Breakfast time.

Seita hung his head and looked listless.

"Sa, eat up all these," Nichiwa smiled, filling a large bowl of rice and placing it in front of Haruta, "Then you can go to the dojo. You have to work hard today."

Haruta responded with a disappointed sound, then picked up the rice in front of him and began to pick it up absentmindedly.

"It's true, the noise started on the first morning of summer vacation," Jiang Cheng muttered disdainfully while eating, "I can obviously sleep until I wake up naturally today. It's really annoying..."

"Obviously!" Haruta raised her face and retorted, "It's obviously the first day of summer vacation, why can't you let me have fun?!"

"Who cares about you," Jiang Cheng curled his lips disdainfully, "Besides, please don't complain about this kind of thing to irrelevant people. It's you who make the decision, so it's yours to decide whether to go or not. Things. If you want to complain, blame yourself."

"But..." Qingta's expression suddenly lost a bit, and then she shouted loudly at Jiang Cheng, "Brother Jiang Cheng, please tell me how you spent the first day of summer vacation when you were a child!"

"Who remembers that kind of thing," Jiang Cheng replied impatiently, "and haven't I already said it before? It has nothing to do with me at all."

"When Haruta said this, I suddenly remembered that Yin Sang mentioned that." Riwa seemed to have suddenly thought of something. He covered his mouth and said in surprise, "It seems that Jiang Chengsang was with Yin Sang when he was a child." Went to private school together.

"

"Really?!" Qingta said in shock, "Did that Yin Sang and Brother Jiang Cheng really go to private school?!"

"Who are you looking down on? You brat," Jiang Cheng glanced at Qingta and then spat, "Even I have a lot more knowledge than you."

"That's great," Nichiwa said with a smile, then extended his index finger and suggested, "Then next time Haruta's homework tutoring can be given to Jiang Chengsang~ This way you can save money on hiring a tutor. "

"I always feel that you deliberately dug a hole for me to jump into..." Jiang Cheng replied expressionlessly, then waved his hands with an impatient look on his face, "Who cares about that kind of thing. Please hire someone else. .”

"I'm full..." Haruta put down the rice he had only eaten for a few bites and stood up reluctantly, "I'm going to the dojo."

"Does it really matter if you only eat this much today?" Nichirin asked with concern, "Do you feel uncomfortable?"

"No more." Haruta curled her lips and replied, then walked straight out.

Looking at Haruta's disappointed back, Nichiwa murmured: "Could it be that you have a cold?"

"How is that possible?" Jiang Cheng shrugged and replied, "This is what little devils are like."

"That's it..." Nichirin murmured, then filled another bowl of rice and handed it to someone sitting aside, "Grandpa Immortal, please eat more."

"Grandpa Immortal? Who is it?" Jiang Cheng asked doubtfully, and then looked at the stranger next to Rilun. Jiang Cheng was so shocked that he couldn't speak, "You...you...you are?!!"

I saw a little bald old man with a beard and a turtle shell sitting on his back, wearing sunglasses.

"Turtle...Turtle...Turtle Immortal???!!!" Jiang Cheng's eyes almost fell out in shock, he pointed at the "Turtle" Immortal incoherently and said, "What...what's going on?! Why is Turtle Immortal here? here?!"

"Ara, I seem to have forgotten to introduce you," Nichirin laughed softly, then pointed to Kame Sennin beside him and introduced, "Speaking of which, Yue Yue discovered him at the gate of Yoshihara."

"Really?!" Jiang Cheng looked at Yue Yong across the table in surprise, "Did you really pick it up at the gate of Yoshiwara?! Didn't you really pick it up from the studio next door or Shueisha's office? !”

"How is that possible, idiot," Yue Yong snorted disdainfully, "I just saw a pitiful old man lying on the ground at the gate of Yoshihara with nosebleeds and twitching, so I brought him back. .”

"Hey!!" Jiang Cheng yelled in a broken voice, "Don't be kidding! We are people from two worlds! Why did Kame Sennin come to our world?! Was there an explosion in Shueisha?!"

"I was basking in the sun on a small island in the south, but suddenly I was sucked in by a black crack," Kame Sennin explained while holding his hands and minding his own business. "I thought Wukong and the others would be able to discover it quickly, but it turned out that until I haven’t seen them yet. It’s really nerve-wracking~”

"Hey, can you wipe your nosebleed first before talking?" Jiang Cheng complained expressionlessly, then looked at Yue Yong, "Hey, stay away from him."

"But the girls here are really kind-hearted," Turtle Immortal looked at Yue Yong and Rilun with a squinting look, "Seeing a lonely old man like me willing to rescue me. Thank you so much. If you can let me touch your butt. If so, I would be even more grateful."

Jiang Cheng: "..."

…

After breakfast, Jiang Cheng walked out of Yoshiwara's gate directly with Kamesennin in hand. Yue Yong also followed quietly.

"Really, one by one, they will only cause trouble for others," Jiang Cheng curled his lips disdainfully, and at the same time looked behind him at the Turtle Immortal who was constantly looking at the little girls on the roadside, "Hey, stop looking. Now, the most important thing now is to send you back to your original world first! Although the early stage of "Dragon Ball" is also considered a funny comic, but the later stage is basically a fighting comic, right? The two worlds are fundamentally different! So you It’s better to go back quickly!”

"No, I still want to see these scenery again. Wukong and the others will definitely come to me, don't worry." Turtle Immortal said, then he stretched out his hand towards a young girl who had just passed by the road and was dressed in a refreshing dress. into the hands of evil.

"Ah~! What a gangster!" The young lady who felt her butt being touched turned around and slapped her. However, because Kamesanren was short, the slap was directly accepted by the innocent Jiang Cheng.

"You are obviously a handsome guy, but you still do such a thing," the young lady blushed and cursed, "If you confess to me properly, you can do whatever you want in the corner, why do you have to be sneaky?"

"Smelly old man!!!" Veins popped up on Jiang Cheng's face, and he shouted at the Turtle Immortal beside him, "Stop your sinful hand! Why do you still have this character in this world?! Believe it or not, I’ll call the police and put you in jail, you bastard!”

"Brother, your attitude towards the elderly is really bad." Kame Immortal stretched out his index finger and shook it, saying with a sigh on his face. He did not forget to touch the young lady just now with his other hand.

"I told you to confess well, and I will do whatever you want," the young lady said with a blush, "Why do you do this on the street? Do you like this? In that case, I will have no choice but to cooperate with you. …”

"How is this possible!" Jiang Cheng shouted, "Do I look like that kind of person?!"

Immediately afterwards, Jiang Cheng stood aside and said to Turtle Immortal, "It was all done by that perverted old man!"

"What a terrible man," the young lady spat disdainfully, "You still don't admit that you did something like that, and you framed it for the elderly. How terrible!"

After saying that, the young lady spat again, and then walked forward without looking back. On the way, he turned his head again and spat.

Now Jiang Cheng couldn't help but wanted to have a fit. Then he turned around and stretched out his hand to point at Turtle Immortal and curse a few times. But just as he turned his head, Jiang Cheng felt that his hand seemed to have touched something soft. .

Jiang Cheng pinched it subconsciously and asked doubtfully: "What is this? It's soft..."

Jiang Cheng raised his head and finally realized that what he was touching was a certain part of Yue Yong.

Time...frozen...

Yue Yong was stunned at first, and then her face suddenly turned red, and her eyes became like mosquito-repellent incense and kept spinning.

Jiang Cheng reached out his hand with sweat on his face and explained incoherently: "Well... do you believe me when I say I didn't mean it?"

"Where are you touching!!!" While shouting, Yue Yong threw Jiang Cheng over the shoulder. This wasn't the end of it. After Jiang Cheng landed, Yue Yong rushed up and gave Jiang Cheng a hard beating. Dun Jiangcheng.

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