Maybe a Fake Gintama

one afternoon.

Jiang Cheng raised his head expressionlessly and glanced at the house number of the ladyboy bar in front of him, then turned his head to look at the trio behind him who were also expressionless.

"Well, can I choose not to go in?" After a long silence, Jiang Cheng raised his hand and asked expressionlessly.

"No!" Xin Baji shook his head, then shook his index finger, and said earnestly, "Didn't we agree on the way here? For the trouble Jiang Chengsang caused last time, I have to apologize this time." Yes. Didn’t Lu Sang behave very well in the face of the fart just now? Just like before, just apologize to Your Excellency Xixiang.”

(See Chapter 237 for details about the trouble caused here.)

"No, no, the one who looks similar to the devil king is a living thing. But the living thing here is physically unacceptable to me, so I refuse!" Jiang Cheng clasped his hands and replied righteously.

"Jiang Chengsang, you also have a little sense of responsibility, okay?" Xin Baji frowned and complained, "You must know that because of you, the bar has been closed for three months, and there are farts. So does San."

"No matter what you say, I will refuse!" Jiang Cheng refused with a serious face, and then spat with disdain, "And I don't need to apologize at all! I was the first to be scared by their appearance ! And I changed clothes for others without any explanation, and forced them to dance that kind of messy dance! I did it under the double pressure of body and spirit! So, there is no need to apologize at all!"

"No, I have to take you in to apologize for whatever I say today!" Xin Baji took a step forward, pulled Jiang Cheng's clothes corner into the inner door, but even with all his strength, Jiang Cheng still stood still. He remained motionless in place.

Xin Baji gritted his teeth with difficulty and said word by word: "I have promised Miss Yueyong today that I will settle all the troubles that Jiang Chengsang usually caused. This is a very important task entrusted to you. Let's cooperate... Kagura-chan... help me!"

"Oh!" After answering, Kagura made a run-up, then got up and jumped up, and kicked Xin Hachi in the face.

After this blow, Xin Baji was directly kicked into the door of the ladyboy bar.

"What are you doing?! Kagura-chan!" Xin Baji scolded with blank eyes while getting up, "Why did you kick me in the face in the end?! Can you even get the wrong partner?!"

"Sorry," Kagura raised her hand and explained, "I'm not very clear! But seeing that face, I hate Aru! So I couldn't help but let Aru!"

"Do you hate me so much?!" Shinpachi yelled,

"What does it mean to feel hateful when you see this face?! Is it my face's fault?! Is it?!"

Kagura ignored Shin Hachi and put his hands on his head and whistled.

"Hey! Don't ignore me!" Shinpachi yelled.

At this moment, a rich baritone voice sounded from behind everyone.

"What are you doing here?" Xixiang Tesheng, the owner of the ladyboy bar and one of the Four Heavenly Kings of Kabukicho, Mrs. Xixiang, stood behind Xin Baji, looking at the people in front of her with her arms folded and asked aloud.

"This voice..." Jiang Cheng was shocked at first, then turned his head and leaned against the wall to vomit, Σ_(???」∠) vomit...

"Just hearing the voice..." Gintoki said expressionlessly.

"It stinks!" Kagura pinched his nose and said, "No way, Aru, I can't stand the smell..."

Immediately afterwards, Kagura also turned his head and threw up against the wall.

"You two are so rude! Why do you vomit in front of someone else's shop? It stinks!" Shinpachi yelled, but just after he finished speaking, his expression changed, and he turned around and supported Xixiang to vomit... …

"There's no difference between you two! It's not polite to do such a thing in front of someone else's shop!" Yintoki yelled, but just after finishing speaking, Yintoki also turned around and supported the wall, "Spit off The time should be like this, Σ_(???」∠) vomit..."

"You are no different from them!" Xixiang cursed with his veins bursting out.

"No, you can still hear it if you listen carefully. When I vomit, I cover up the sound of vomiting. The BGM is completely different!" Yinshi wiped his saliva, raised his head and explained.

"There is no difference at all! Even if the BGM is changed, I am still vomiting!" Saigo scolded.

"No, actually on my planet, this is the way the two parties greet each other after meeting." Kagura wiped the drool from his mouth and raised his head to explain.

"Who will believe it!" Xixiang yelled, but just after finishing speaking, Xixiang noticed Jiang Cheng who was still vomiting, "Wait... this... isn't this Jiang Zi?! Saxi ignored it , Jiang Zi~”

Hearing these words, Jiang Cheng vomited twice as fast...

...

In the ladyboy bar, in front of a small wine table, Jiang Cheng with a bad complexion lay on the wine table and rubbed his stomach, "Ah, it's much better, I feel like I vomited everything I could..."

Sitting beside Jiang Cheng were two transgressives with heavy make-up. They were Hairiaozi with yellow curly hair like clockwork, and Wakame with short green hair at the ears. But it's worth mentioning that neither of them had a clean shaven beard...

Sitting across from Jiang Cheng was the Wanshiwu trio and Xixiang. At this time, Xixiang was listening to Xin Baji's explanation, and kept nodding his head on the way.

"It turns out that Jiang Zi usually looks like this, so cute~" Fa Tiaozi covered his mouth in surprise.

"Yes, yes, everyone is obsessed with Jiang Zi~" Wakame Nako echoed.

"Sorry, I still feel like vomiting..." Jiang Cheng raised his hand weakly and said, then turned his head and vomited again, Σ_(???」∠) vomit...

"Jiang Zi is really impatient~ He vomited at the beginning~" Fatiaozi said shyly.

"Shut up!" Jiang Cheng turned his head and cursed, "What kind of bad words are those!"

"Ala, ala, he's in a hurry. When a man is in a hurry in front of a woman, it means he cares about that woman." Hair Tiaozi whispered in Wakame's ear.

"Shut up!!!" Jiang Cheng couldn't bear it any longer, "Believe it or not, I'll make you disappear in Kabukicho, bastard!"

"Here it is again," Wakame whispered next to Tiaozi's ear, "Men usually speak ill in front of the woman they love."

"Huh? Is it true?" Hair Tiaozi covered his mouth in surprise.

"Really." Wakame replied.

"Can you shave off the stubble on your face before you talk! It's so disgusting! I have goosebumps!" Jiang Chengbai shouted loudly.

"Ah~ So you care about others so much~" Fatiaozi said with a blushing face.

"I really killed you!!"

...

"So that's the way it is." Xi Xiang clasped his hands and nodded to express his understanding, then looked straight at Jiang Cheng who was sitting opposite him.

"Cut," Jiang Cheng twitched his lips in disdain, and said with a displeased face, "Ah, I'm sorry, what happened last time. I'll ask Baihua to send it after the compensation."

"No need, no need," Xixiang waved his hands and said with a smile, "It's the first time for me to be treated so tenderly."

"Gentle?" Xin Baji complained with black lines all over his head, "Being beaten to the point of lying on the bed for three months without being able to move is gentle?"

"Men's gentleness comes in various ways," Xixiang explained with a soft face, "maybe that's Jiang Zi's unique way of expressing gentleness."

"Hey, this time I might just let you lie down for the rest of my life, no, it's better to send you to heaven directly." Jiang Cheng said with a smile on his face.

"Heaven..." Xixiang covered his mouth, looked at Jiang Cheng in surprise, blushed and said, "Yes... are you going to send me to heaven?!"

"Hey, can I kill him? Can I?!" The veins on Jiang Cheng's face twitched.

"Calm down, Jiang Chengsang." Xin Baji quickly pulled Jiang Cheng who was about to get up, "Today I came to apologize, not to cause trouble. You should also control your temper a little bit."

"Cut," Jiang Cheng said disdainfully, then sat down again and turned his head away, "I've said everything that needs to be said, can we go?"

"That's right, then, Your Excellency Xixiang, let's..." Xin Bachi looked at Xixiang with a full face of apologetic smiles, but before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Gui... no, it was a wig .

"So that's how it was," Gui, who was dressed in a blue dress with heavy makeup, sat next to Jiang Cheng, clasped his hands and nodded, then looked at Xixiang who was sitting opposite, knelt down and bowed his head, "I'm so sorry ! This guy has been like this for a long time! I would like to express my sincere apologies to His Excellency Saigo on his behalf!"

"Wait for me!" Jiang Cheng finally came to his senses, and lifted Gui's collar, "Why are you apologizing for me! And why are you using that Okasang tone?! No, No, it should be why you are here?! Wig!"

"It's not a wig, it's a wig." Gui corrected, and then explained to himself: "In order to enable those people in this country who are still in dire straits to live a happy life as soon as possible, I am now here with Your Excellency Xixiang. I work part-time to earn money from barbarians. By the way, I wonder if the readers will feel unwell because they haven’t seen me for a while, and their gums are swollen and sore. Maybe some readers are mentally disturbed because they haven’t seen me for so long, so they get mouth ulcers. indefinite!"

"So it's just for the camera!" Jiang Cheng yelled, and at the same time put Gui down, sighed softly, and continued: "By the way, haven't you been allowed to play this week? Why are you still so dissatisfied?" No matter how much you complain about that kind of problem, I can't help it."

"No, I heard that this month is Gui Strengthening Month." Gui said with a serious face.

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