Maybe a Fake Gintama

"There's no such thing at all!!" Jiang Cheng yelled and threw Gui out.

"Really, there are always so many annoying guys around me all day long." Jiang Cheng clapped his hands, muttered unhappily, and then stood up directly, "Let's go, you guys, what should I say?" Have you said it all?"

"I don't know how much that stinky bitch will pay now." Yin Shi rubbed his neck and stood up, "Really, I'm really tired today to solve all these crap things for this idiot ~ not even three million It's not worth it."

"What kind of unscrupulous company are you? No matter how you look at it, you won't be paid three million yuan for this kind of task." Xinbachi complained expressionlessly, then stood up from his seat, and bowed to Xixiang Bowing and smiling, "Since the matter is over, let's go first."

"Hey? So fast? People still want to follow the paper, Jiang Zi will dance on the stage again~" Fa Tiaozi said while twisting his body with regret on his face.

"Don't make me recall that dark memory again!" Jiang Cheng yelled, "There is no such memory at all, right?! What does it mean to be with Juanzi Jiangzi? Who is Juanzi?! Don't call me Jiangzi!"

"Jiang Chengsang," Xin Bachi pulled Jiang Cheng's clothes corner expressionlessly, then pointed to Yin Shi who was beside him, and said softly, "here is the paper."

"So it's you?!" Jiang Cheng shouted.

...

"Then, let's take my leave first." Xin Baji stood at the door of the ladyboy bar, and greeted Xixiang with a smile again. Then he raised his head to look at Jiang Cheng, who was crossing his arms and impatiently, and reminded him in a low voice, "Jiang Chengsang, you too..."

"Cut," Jiang Cheng said reluctantly after spitting, "I'm sorry about what happened last time."

"It doesn't matter anymore," Xixiang replied with a smile, "welcome to play again next time, and you can also introduce your friends to come."

"Come here often~" Fatiaozi and Wakame Nanako shouted at the same time.

"Do I look like the kind of person who would push his friends into a fire pit?" Jiang Cheng complained expressionlessly.

"Stop talking, Jiang Chengsang!" Xin Baji scolded in a low voice, and then smiled again, "I'm sorry, Jiang Chengsang's mouth is very poisonous, but he has no evil intentions."

"I know." Xixiang folded his hands and said with a smile, "Sa, let's go."

Subsequently,

Jiang Cheng, Yinshi and Kagura turned around and left without the slightest delay. Seeing this, Xin Baji could only give an apologetic laugh again and turned around to chase after him.

...

Jiang Cheng and others who had just come out of the ladyboy bar walked slowly on the way back, when the sky was completely dark.

"Really, I don't want to come here again in my life." Jiang Cheng muttered softly as he walked.

"Yes, all of them are ferocious, like the original animal Alu in the safari park." Kagura agreed.

"What you two said is too much!" Xin Baji criticized, "First of all, Jiang Chengsang, do you know what an apology is? Is it really okay to apologize with that attitude? It needs to be more sincere. That’s fine! And Kagura-chan, Mrs. Saigo also took care of Yinsang and Wanshiwu, right? You can’t use that kind of attitude.”

"Cut." Jiang Cheng and Kagura spat in disdain at the same time, their expressions and movements surprisingly consistent.

"It's really rude, the attitude of the two of you! And why is the synchronization rate so high?!" Shinpachi yelled.

"By the way, I didn't see that ladyboy with a strange chin today, Aru." Kagura suddenly thought of something.

"Oh, it's Miss Jamei," Xin Baji replied, "I saw it, but she seemed listless all the time, so I didn't go up to say hello."

"Huh? Could it be that the jaw has exhausted all the energy?" Gintoki casually complained.

"Oh, it's about that Jaw star!" Jiang Cheng raised his hand and knocked, "I remember it! So he's called Jaw Mei!"

"What kind of metaphor is that, what is a Jaw Starman?" Xin Baji complained expressionlessly.

But at this moment, a voice suddenly came from behind the crowd.

"That, please stay."

"Ah?" Jiang Cheng and the Wanshiwu trio turned around at the same time to look at the person who made the sound.

"Miss Jawmei..." Xin Baji murmured as he watched the person coming.

"It's Dongmei." Dongmei stood there with her head slightly lowered and frowning, with a trace of disappointment on her face, "I want to ask you Wanshiwu for something."

"So that's the case, it's hard work for you." Jiang Cheng glanced at the trio of Wanshiwu at the side, then turned around directly, "I'll go back first."

"Wait!" Dongmei said again, "If possible, I want Jiang Zi to give me advice. After all, Jiang Zi, who was also a woman, must understand my heart better."

"Do you want to die?"

...

in a restaurant.

Dongmei is talking about her experience with emotion, and from time to time she shows her shyness like a girl. Looking across the table, Jiang Cheng and the trio of Wanshiwu have black lines all over their heads.

In fact, the content is very simple, and it can be summed up in one sentence: Jamei fell into the distress of unrequited love!

"...At that time I finally realized," Dongmei blushed and hugged her chest tightly, lost in her pink memories, "Yes! That's the so-called [love at first sight]!"

Jiang Cheng and the Wanshiwu trio across the table fell into an eerie silence. At this moment, the expressions of the four of them were surprisingly the same, their eyes drooping, and several black lines looming under the corners of their eyes.

"Did you hear that?! You guys!" Looking at the four people who were completely silent, Dongmei couldn't help but stood up and patted the table.

"I seem to be a little sleep deprived, and I always feel groggy, Xinbachi-kun." Yinshi murmured.

"Me too, I feel like I'm hearing hallucinations, is it because I played games all night last night?" Jiang Cheng said with twitching eyes, "And I don't know why, although I vomited everything in my stomach today , I'm still a little dizzy and nauseous."

"It doesn't matter, I feel exactly the same as you two. Yin Sang, Jiang Cheng Sang." Xin Baji replied with half of his face twitching.

"Me too, it's disgusting like I'm pregnant and I just want to vomit Aru." Kagura said.

At this time, Dongmei blushed and continued to explain: "His name is [Jurota], and he is a rookie cowboy at the famous cowboy club [Kakamahara] in Kabukicho."

"Gao Tianyuan? Is it the one who killed Lang Sang madly?" Xin Baji asked suspiciously.

"In the end, I'm just a wine hostess, but he's a cowboy," Dongmei said with a look of resentment, "Yes! This is the fate of an innocent girl like me being toyed with as much as I want!"

"Sure enough, it's because I didn't sleep well yesterday, and I had auditory hallucinations again. I just heard the person in front of me claiming to be a girl." Jiang Cheng covered his head and said in pain, "Ah, it hurts..."

"Ah, it must be because I didn't sleep well," Yinshi nodded and echoed, "I seem to have heard it too, I should go to bed early today."

"Cheer up, you two, this person really said the word [girl] clearly just now." The black lines on Xin Baji's face had already covered the whole face.

"I...I can't do it, Aru..." Kagura said with a painful face, then turned around and vomited.

"Are you okay?! Kagura!" Gintoki asked with concern.

"Ambulance! Ambulance!" Jiang Cheng took out his mobile phone and dialed the number of the emergency center, "Please send an ambulance immediately! There is a crazy ladyboy here! The situation is very urgent!"

"You guys are going too far!" Dongmei complained with her mouth pouted, "You must know that people are very distressed now, and I have never been in love so bitterly. That's why I want someone to help me! I am already in pain I want to die!"

As soon as the words fell, Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi stood behind Dong Mei. The four of them all changed into Jie Zaoren's costumes, and held high the shining samurai swords in their hands. Dongmei, on the other hand, was wearing a pure white kimono with her abdomen open, holding a seppuku dagger tightly in her hand.

"Then, here we come." Yinshi responded casually.

"Hey! Wait! What kind of attire is this?!" Dong Meibai yelled with veins bursting out of her eyes.

"Well, didn't you say you wanted to die?" Yinshi explained blankly, "That's why I wanted to help send you on your way, just like a travel agency in hell."

"That's not the case! All I want is love help!" Dongmei shouted, "I hope I can board the [International Flight of Love]!"

After listening, Jiang Cheng and the others all turned around and vomited.

"International flights are impossible!" Yinshi wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth, and shouted with black lines all over his face, "You don't need a space battleship that can be driven by the curvature of space, uncle's voice can't be heard To the Cowherd!"

"Who is the uncle!!" Dongmei shouted.

"It's you!!" ×4

After hearing this, Dongmei covered her face and sobbed, "If this continues, what will I become... I will become a beast in addiction and love!"

"No, you are a complete beast now." Xin Baji ruthlessly complained.

"If you can't help me, at least comfort me!" Dongmei hugged her head and said frantically, "Paper! Jiangzi! Bahui! Please!"

"Who is Jiang Zi!" Jiang Chengbai cursed, "And why should I comfort the uncle who claims to be a girl?!"

After speaking, Jiang Cheng got up and prepared to leave.

"Sorry, it's the same on our side, that kind of thing is not included in Wanshiwu's [Wanshi]! I'm sorry, I'm leaving." After saying that, Yinshi also stood up and prepared to leave.

"Don't go!" Dongmei hugged Jiang Cheng and Yinshi's legs, crying bitterly, "What should I do?!"

"You should let go of my legs first, you bastard! What if you get the uncle's smell?!" Jiang Chengbai yelled.

"No! If you don't agree, you won't let go! The test paper is the same!"

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