Maybe a Fake Gintama

Finally, Jiang Cheng and Yinshi were so annoyed that they couldn't take it anymore, so they resisted and sat down again.

After thinking hard for a few minutes, Jiang Chengcai finally raised his head and sighed softly, waved his hands and said, "No, it really doesn't work. I have searched all my memory and common sense for twenty-seven years, but I can't find anything that can help this kind of problem. The monster chasing the cowherd experience, I gave up..."

"Jiang Zi~" Dongmei shouted with tears.

In an instant, veins popped up on Jiang Cheng's face and he cursed, "Who is Jiang Zi?!"

"Me too. I searched through all the experiences in my life, but I couldn't find a useful method." Yinshi folded his hands and nodded in agreement, "This incident is indeed a bit out of line."

"Why is this... woo woo woo..." Dongmei covered her face and rolled on the table while crying.

"Stop it! An uncle who is acting like this looks super disgusting!" Jiang Chengbai scolded.

"Well, do you want to ask Kuangshilang for a while?" Xin Baji stretched out his index finger and suggested.

"That's the only way to do it." Yinshi nodded in agreement.

"No, I don't agree." Jiang Cheng shook his head and said solemnly, "You guys, also consider the mood of that cowherd a little bit. What if he is frightened? Anyway, he is an ordinary man. My man, what should I do if I fainted immediately after being confessed by such an unknown uncle?"

"Say...that makes sense." Xin Bachi scratched the back of his head and smiled awkwardly.

"And," Jiang Cheng said, looking at Dongmei who was sobbing in the opposite seat, "I'm not sure whether you like yourself or not in that mood, right?"

"No, I'm sure!" Dongmei replied firmly.

"No, I'm not sure," Jiang Cheng shrugged and said helplessly, "You, because of that appearance, you seldom receive gentle treatment from others, right? That's why you are so gentle because of that man's gentleness." Deep in it. Your feelings are similar to those of Shin Hachi-kun."

"Huh? No, no, no," Xin Baji quickly waved his hands, "No matter how I say it, it is impossible for me to be similar to this kind of uncle!"

"No, there is no difference between you and this kind of uncle in a sense." Jiang Cheng shook his head, and explained with a serious face, "Both of you will quickly fall in love with each other as soon as you feel the other's kindness." The type of the other party]! Commonly known as the phenomenon of [Being a little nicer to a virgin or a shemale and he will fall in love with you]!"

"Uh-huh,

really. Gintoki and Kagura nodded in agreement at the same time.

"The two, one is an uncle who has no relationship with love, and the other is a virgin who has no relationship with love and women. They are exactly the same." Jiang Cheng spread his hands and continued.

"As expected of a scumbag, Jiang Cheng, he hit the nail on the head." Yin Shi praised.

Jiang Cheng replied blankly: "Hey, wait a minute, why are you praising me, but you didn't hear any compliments in your words? Are you hurting me? Are you definitely hurting me? What's the meaning?"

"I'm praising you, scumbag." Yin Shi explained with a chuckle.

"At least get rid of the word scum!" Jiang Cheng shouted.

"Xin Baji, it's actually very easy to understand." Ignoring Jiang Cheng's abuse, Yinshi turned to look at Xin Baji and explained: "In other words, there is a beautiful girl who appears in front of you now, and is very gentle towards you. You said hello..."

Seeing Xin Baji, who was blushing and falling into a beautiful self-fantasy, everyone was speechless.

"Look, so to some extent your feelings are exactly the same as Xin Hachi's," Gintoki pointed to Xin Hachi, who was still in fantasy, and explained to Dongmei, "It's the kind of feeling that belongs to accepting a little bit of goodwill." You will fall in love with the type of the other party crazily, which is the legendary [excessive self-awareness]."

"I see." Kagura folded his hands and nodded.

"Look, even Kagura can understand it simply." Gintoki shrugged and said casually.

"I don't understand Aru very well!" Kagura raised her hand, "But I also feel the same disgusting Aru when I see Shin Hachi's appearance!"

"So, give up early, there will be no results at all, just like Xin Baji's doomed virginity." Jiang Cheng continued, "It won't do any good to indulge in that kind of delusion. , will not only cause trouble for yourself, but also trouble for others."

"Don't!" Dongmei cried, "Even so, I don't want to give up! Don't transvestites deserve love?!"

"I said... it's time for you to recognize the reality a little bit, right? Shemale? Are you really a shemale?" Jiang Cheng complained with black lines all over his face, "Can't you look in the mirror first when you say you are a shemale?"

"Jiangzi! Are you going to take away my identity as a ladyboy?!" Dongmei roared, staring at her big red eyes.

"So who is Jiang Zi?!" Jiang Cheng scolded, "And I've never seen a ladyboy with a beard on his face and the smell of an uncle! How long are you going to lie to yourself?!"

"Hey? Wait a minute..." Yinshi suddenly noticed something, turned his head and stared at Jiang Cheng blankly, "Could it be... you guys have seen a real transvestite?!"

"Ah, I saw it when I was wandering before." Jiang Cheng nodded without any concealment.

"Really?! Have you ever seen a ladyboy?! What does a real ladyboy look like?!" Little stars appeared in Kagura's eyes.

"What does it look like? It's just an ordinary ladyboy," Jiang Cheng explained. "The so-called ladyboys mean that after God created men and women, there are some men who feel that they can't fit into their own circle, so they want to change." become a woman, so I resolutely turned myself into a transvestite, but on the whole it will still be more feminine."

"It's amazing! It turns out that the shemale was not created by God!" Kagura praised.

"Yeah, that makes sense, that's how we are." Dongmei nodded in agreement.

"A normal sized (ordinary) person would think so," Jiang Cheng said again, "but for a non-ordinary sized (not ordinary) person like me, sure enough, I still can't like transvestites."

"Indeed, I can't like it either." Yinshi nodded.

Jiang Cheng shrugged, and then explained: "So, even those people who can say "shemale is no different from normal women and men, we have to treat them equally", I believe that their true thoughts are the same as mine. The majority are also human, and this is human nature, which cannot be changed.”

"Yeah, it can't be changed." Gintoki and Kagura nodded while holding hands.

"Why does it feel more and more like a philosophical topic, you guys, stop for a while!" Dongmei hurriedly called out, "Shouldn't it be time for me to give advice on my relationship issues?! Why are you talking and talking?" Speaking of that kind of topic?! Be a little more serious, you bastards! I want to die now!"

"Wouldn't it be better to die then?" Jiang Cheng said lightly.

"That's right, since you want to die, wouldn't it be good to die? It can solve your troubles once and for all." Yin Shi nodded in agreement.

"I've said it all, that's not what it means!" Dongmei roared with veins bursting, "Didn't I say everything just now? What I need is love help!"

"Then you are talking about an uncle falling in love with a cowherd, how can we help?! You are the one who doesn't know the situation!" Jiang Chengbai shouted, "Why is it the cowherd? Ah?! Even if it's a gorilla bartender, we can accept it, bastard!"

"Wait! What does the gorilla accompany the wine girl mean?" Xin Baji suddenly realized, and shouted at Jiang Cheng, "Are you referring to my sister?! What a disrespect! Jiang Chengsang!"

"Anyway, I won't help. Of course, that's what I said. If you really want to die, I can help you. I promise to send you to hell." Jiang Cheng stood up and started to leave, "Bye .”

"I..." At this critical juncture, Dongmei bit her lower lip and murmured, "I! I just want to convey this heart! It doesn't matter if there is no result! Otherwise, even if I die, I won't be reconciled ah!"

Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng stopped in his tracks, and after standing silent for a moment, he turned his head and cursed directly: "So this kind of thing has something to do with us?! If you want to convey it, can you just go there yourself? If you are shy, write a letter! How can an uncle pretend to be innocent? Are you a middle school student?!"

"I..." Dongmei raised her head and cried, "No, no! I can't do it! I don't have the courage! Only you can help me!"

"Give me enough time, bastard!!"

...

In the end, everyone softened their hearts, or maybe it wasn't because they were soft-hearted, but simply because they didn't want to be bothered by Dongmei anymore. Jiang Cheng and the Wanshiwu trio took Dongmei to find Kuangshilang.

With the help of Kageshiro, Dongmei turned into a black-clothed bodyguard of [Gao Tianyuan]. But bodyguards are also responsible for guiding guests and patrolling.

...

three days later.

Dongmei, who combed her hair back and wore a black suit, no, it should be called "Nazunosuke" now, stood at the gate of Takamahara and entertained guests seriously.

"Welcome to Takamahara." Tsunosuke bent down slightly, then got up and led the two guests who had just arrived to the store slowly.

On the way, Shinosuke secretly glanced at Jurota who was drinking and chatting with guests at a booth. That's right, even though it's been three days, Shinosuke still hasn't been able to express his feelings to Jurota.

At this moment, Gintoki's voice came from behind Tsunosuke.

"You're not very energetic, Jasumi." Gintoki, who put on a woman's attire, shouted behind Tsuginosuke.

"Huh? Is that so~" Hisanosuke instantly switched to jaw beauty mode, turned around and gave Gintoki a wink.

"You stupid shemale!" Gintoki yelled while knocking Tsunosuke to the ground with a slap, "Really, just calling you a name immediately reveals your true nature."

"Are you motivated, Aru? You bastard?!" Kagura complained.

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