Maybe a Fake Gintama

"It can be seen that there is no progress at all." Jiang Cheng, who was wearing a suit that almost blinded dogs' eyes, spat softly.

"Hey, wait a minute, didn't you say you were going to change into women's clothes? What's the matter with your outfit? Why did you put on a suit that was about to blind your eyes? How did your head look like? Are you Are you going to have a friendship?!" Yin Shi pointed at Jiang Cheng and complained wildly.

"Sorry, I don't have the same purpose with you today," Jiang Cheng spread his hands and explained, "It's just that Kuangshilang said that there are not enough manpower, so I came to help."

"When did you work so hard? Is it a part-time job? Is it?" Yinshi complained expressionlessly.

"It's almost there," Jiang Cheng shrugged and replied, "I've been having a hard time recently, Yueyue has reduced my monthly game purchase funds by more than half, so proper filling is also necessary. And it's such an easy job to coax stupid women into getting free drinks and a lot of money."

"This person is really bad..." Xin Baji, also dressed in women's clothing, pushed the glasses on his face and murmured expressionlessly.

"That's right." Kagura agreed with narrowed eyes.

"I won't tell you, I'll go and see Kuangshilang first to say hello." After speaking, Jiang Cheng took the lead to walk in a certain direction.

Looking at Jiang Cheng's back, Yinshi suddenly thought of something, and said to Kagura, "Hey, report this idiot's whereabouts to that woman."

"Already reported to Aru." Kagura raised his mobile phone and shook it in front of Gintoki, "Yueyue said he will be there in ten minutes."

"That's good," Gintoki nodded, and then looked at Chinnosuke who was still on the ground again, "Hey, listen up, it's time to solve your problem, we will pretend to be annoying The guest is going to trouble that bastard Jurota, and you are ready to be a hero to save the beauty at any time, so you can shorten the distance between you and that guy a little bit, right?"

"Exam..." Jachinosuke showed a moved face, and then switched to jaw beauty mode again, covered his face and said shyly, "If I'm not in love now, I will definitely fall in love with you."

Hearing the sound, the three of Yinshi took a few steps back in an instant, knelt down and lowered their heads at the same time, begging softly: "Please spare our lives."

...

Gintoki and his three sat on the deck with Jachinosuke, waiting for the arrival of the named Jurota.

Yinshi clasped his hands and tapped his arm impatiently with his fingers,

As for why they were impatient, it was because the booth Yin Shi and the others were leaning against was Jiang Cheng. At this time, Jiang Cheng was surrounded by several beautiful young ladies who were very gorgeously dressed. In other words, it looks like a rich man.

"Hey, why haven't I seen you in this store?" A young lady asked softly with a blushing face.

"Why? Are you so interested in my private life?" Jiang Cheng chuckled, then stretched out his index finger to pick up the girl's chin, "That's not okay, guest."

"Ah~~!! High-end Chinese liquor is added!!" The young lady shouted excitedly to the waiter at the side.

...

"Why is this guy so proficient?" Yinshi spat in disdain, folded his hands and said impatiently: "And why hasn't that woman come yet? Can you come sooner? Can you take this idiot away for me sooner?" ?!"

"That's great, Jiang Chengsang seems to have found his vocation." Xin Baji pushed the glasses on his face and murmured expressionlessly.

"Silver sauce, can I order some appetizers, Aru?" Kagura raised his hand and shouted.

"Shut up, I'm not here to play today." Yin Shi replied.

"But why can my little uncle play?" Kagura asked puzzled, "Is it because of the clothes, Aru? Can I play with that kind of clothes? Then I too..."

"I said the mission is not here to play! You bastard!" Yinshi couldn't help shouting.

At this time, Jiang Cheng behind Yinshi had already emptied the wallets of the third wave of guests. At this time, Jiang Cheng had just welcomed the fourth wave of guests.

"Welcome to Gao Tianyuan, this beautiful lady." Jiang Cheng introduced himself without looking up, "I am Gao Tianyuan's part-time No. 1 cowherd, K..."

Before he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng inadvertently noticed that the guest in front of him seemed familiar...

"That... Yueyue, why are you here?" Jiang Cheng asked with the corners of his eyes twitching expressionlessly.

"I just want to see how the Lord Night King of Yoshihara works so hard," Yue Yong stood in front of Jiang Cheng and looked down at Jiang Cheng and replied, without any emotion in his voice, "It's really rare, how do you usually see it?" Don't you have this kind of self-motivation?"

"I think you misunderstood." Jiang Cheng raised his head, folded his hands and snorted, "I just came to help because I heard that there were not enough staff in my friend's shop. Don't get me wrong."

"Hey—" Yue Yong dragged his voice deliberately, "Is that so?"

"Yeah." Jiang Cheng folded his hands and nodded like a chicken pecking rice.

But immediately after, Jiang Cheng welcomed several kunai on his forehead.

"Baihua doesn't have enough manpower, why can't I see you to help?!" Yue Yong cursed with white eyes, and then directly mentioned Jiang Cheng who had passed out, turned and left.

Kuangshilang who was accompanying the guests saw this scene, smiled awkwardly and stood up to explain for Jiang Cheng, but just as he stood up, Yueyong gave him a hard look. In the end, Kuangshilang chose to sit down honestly. down. After all, not everyone is like Jiang Cheng who can pick up so many kunai and still look like a normal person.

Seeing Jiang Cheng who was being dragged farther and farther behind by Yue Yong, Yin Shi's expression eased a lot: "Ah, I feel much better~"

"Jiang Chengsang usually works very hard..." Shinbachi murmured.

At this moment, Jurota, who had just finished accompanying the guests at the table, finally came to the booth where Gintoki and the others were sitting.

"Thank you for your name, I am Jurota." Jurota bowed slightly and said with a smile.

Yinshi and the three looked at each other at the same time, and nodded secretly.

...

On the other side, Yue Yong had just dragged Jiang Cheng out of the gate of Gao Tianyuan when he met Xi Xiang who was standing in a corner and holding hands.

"Where's Jamei?" Xixiang asked, folded his hands and glanced at Jiang Cheng who was still pretending to be dizzy on the ground.

"Trust them," Jiang Cheng chuckled, stood up, folded his hands and closed his eyes and said, "They know what to do."

"Souga..." Xixiang nodded, "By the way, why do you have to close your eyes, Jiangzi? And why do you have so many kunai pierced on your forehead? Jiangzi, do you like that kind?"

"Who is Jiang Zi!" Jiang Cheng scolded with veins bursting, but his eyes never opened. "Of course I closed my eyes because I was afraid of seeing your face spit out, you bastard!"

"Still so ruthless~"

"Don't say such disgusting things!" Jiang Cheng cursed, then turned around and vomited, Σ_(???」∠) vomit...

At this moment, the three of Yinshi also walked out of Gao Tianyuan's gate, and also noticed Xixiang not far away.

The three of them walked over slowly, and stopped in front of Xixiang.

"What did you do to that child?" Saigo asked, holding hands.

"I didn't do anything," Yin Shi picked his nostrils and replied casually, "It's all Jamei's own wish, we just supported him (her?) a little behind the scenes."

"You guys...should know, right?" Xixiang looked straight at Yinshi's face, and continued with a serious expression, "The romance of a ladyboy is just hopeless love, and if the other party is an ordinary cowboy Not to mention. What if you hurt the child because of these superfluous things? You don’t have the naive idea of ​​[they can continue to communicate smoothly], do you?”

"Don't worry," Yinshi waved his hand, "Jawmi is now more like a girl than a real girl. In love, girls often just let their fantasies expand in their hearts when they look at men."

As he said that, Yin Shi pointed to Jiang Cheng who was still leaning on the wall and throwing up, "The men in reality are basically similar to him, they are all so filthy. Not just using women to play with women, but also their attitude towards life, as small as their body The smell is so disgusting. So, when Jami sees Jurota's real appearance, his illusion will be shattered."

"In this case, that guy will also realize that he must live towards a brand new tomorrow."

After listening, Xixiang didn't say anything more, but Yueyong beside him was thoughtful.

"That... wait," Jiang Cheng wiped the saliva from his mouth, turned his head to look at Yinshi and retorted expressionlessly, "You were just using me as an example, right? Bastard! Why did you use my lift?" An example? No matter how you look at it, I am a perfect man, right!"

"No, you're already rotten." Yintoki replied without thinking, "Both your body and your mind are already rotten!"

After hearing this, veins popped up on Jiang Cheng's face again, and he was about to pounce on Yin Shi furiously, but before he could make a move, Yue Yong took the lead in piercing Jiang Cheng's head with two kunai again.

Jiang Cheng rushed to the street.

Afterwards, Yue Yong greeted everyone, held the cigarette stick in her mouth, dragged Jiang Cheng by the collar of his back, and left without looking back.

"My love affair is over too..." Xixiang murmured looking at Jiang Cheng's back.

"Huh?!!!" The three of Yinshi immediately retreated a few steps, and all of them looked at Xixiang in horror.

"He's such a powerful man, it's the first time in my life that I have been repaired so severely." Xixiang murmured with a chuckle.

"Wait... Huh?! Huh!!!" Yin Shi and the others were covered in sweat.

"Goodbye." After saying that, Xixiang turned around and left, leaving only Yinshi and the others who were still in a daze and hadn't reacted.

...

The next day, the streets of Edo.

"That's great! New game!" Jiang Cheng shouted excitedly holding up the newly bought game, "Great!! Thank you, Yueyue!"

"In short, don't go to that kind of place in the future, and I bought it because I was so annoyed by you." Yue Yong glanced at Jiang Cheng who was as excited as a child and said lightly.

"Don't worry, today's me is not yesterday's me." Jiang Cheng snorted and said, "Today's me has surpassed yesterday's me! Now in my mind, Yueyue, you are like a god! Okasan!"

"Who is you Okasang!" Yue Yong scolded with white eyes, "If there is a son like you who is squatting at home, I would have been pissed off by you!"

"Since it can't be changed, then we can only accept it!" Jiang Cheng criticized with a serious face, "Don't give up the hope of life! Okasang!"

"I just don't want you to say that, bastard!" Yue Yong shouted with white eyes.

But at this moment, Jiang Cheng rubbed his eyes and looked in front of Yue Yong again, as if he had suddenly discovered something incredible.

"What's the matter?" Yue Yong asked, at the same time looking over with Jiang Cheng's gaze.

I saw Dongmei pretentiously leaning on Jurota's shoulders, and the two of them exuded a strong and strange aura of love. Passersby saw this and gave way one after another...

At this time, the trio from Master House also came to Jiang Cheng's side.

"That...that is..." Jiang Cheng pointed to Jurota and Dongmei who were not far away with no expression on his face, looking at Gintoki and the others.

The three of them nodded expressionlessly at the same time.

"You guys are really amazing..." Jiang Cheng gave Yinshi and the others a thumbs up expressionlessly.

(End of this article)

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