Maybe a Fake Gintama

"Wouldn't it be better to be mistaken for a handsome guy?" Gintoki yawned and continued nonchalantly, "We didn't tell a single lie. Even if the other party misunderstood, they don't care about us."

"No matter who sees this kind of thing, they will misunderstand it!" Xin Baji said angrily.

"Don't worry about it, just think of it as a game like "Guess that's me"?" Jiang Cheng frowned, spread his hands, and said in an indifferent tone, "Just like the one we were chatting with just now. It’s almost like the girl you met on the app sends you a photo with your friends and then asks you, “Guess which one is me?”

"It's completely different!" Shinpachi yelled, "By the way, we haven't played this kind of game at all! And with such inferior photos, how can I ask that kind of question!"

After ignoring Shinpachi's words, Gintoki sat up and murmured: "But no matter what, receiving the reply means that the first level has finally been broken..."

But before he finished speaking, Gintoki was interrupted by Kondo under the wooden board.

"Too naive. The first level? It's still far away." Kondo poked his head out from under the wooden plank, not noticing that the atmosphere had quietly changed due to his appearance. He folded his hands and continued, "You guys can't even stand by the door. It hasn’t even been touched yet.”

"I don't want to be lectured by a guy who can't even enter the gate!" While shouting, Shinpachi jumped directly into Kondo's face, and the ground around Kondo was shattered.

"There's no need to say anything, Shinpachi-kun," Kondo continued like a normal person, "I have a general understanding of what happened in the past few days."

"Why do you know?!" Shinpachi moved his feet, pointed at Kondo and shouted, "Okita-san even came here to look for you! When did you start hiding there?!"

"Since it's a matter of love, why don't you discuss it with me, who is known as a love expert?" Kondo asked seriously.

"You are an expert in making people annoying, right? I have never seen such a love expert covered in dirt!" Shinbaji retorted loudly.

However, Kondo was not affected by Shinpachi's words at all, and replied confidently: "That's right! You can't give up even if you are covered in dirt!"

"Give up! I'm begging you! Please give up!" Xin Bajiu begged, holding his first life in his arms.

"Pen pal, it's so nostalgic..." Kondo sat up and chuckled with a hint of nostalgia on his face, "I have had pen pals before. When I received the reply, I was so excited that I couldn't even remember it. I remember how many times I have remitted the money~"

Everyone was speechless looking at Kondo's memories.

"By the way, you are not making a pen pal at all, but a fee fraud, right?!" Xin Baji couldn't help but complain.

"That's not fiction! It really stays in my heart!" Kondo retorted without thinking.

(The first two sounds of "charge fraud" and "fiction" in Japanese are the same.)

"So you paid to watch adult websites!!" Shinpachi yelled.

…

"Shinpachi-kun," Kondo glanced at Jiang Cheng and Gintoki who were sitting under the eaves behind him, then leaned into Shinpachi's ear and whispered in his ear: "I think the kind of man who only knows the decadent way of love must be I can’t understand the love of making pen pals! Leave this to my future brother-in-law!"

"What are you talking about!" Gintoki stood up instantly,

Unwilling to admit defeat, he shouted, "I don't want to be lectured by an uncle who is only interested in making money and is addicted to virtual love!"

"Yes, yes!" Jiang Cheng also stood up and agreed.

"Then let me ask you two, what would you do in this situation now?" Kondo pointed at the two of them and asked seriously, "The other party has begun to be interested in Shinpachi-kun, but what exactly do you two do? What will you write? For example..."

As he spoke, Kondo coughed twice, pinched his throat and continued: "[I work part-time in a master house in Edo, I am always short of money, and I am a star chaser]... Can this kind of thing be popular?! What is that? Huh?! What is the House of Everything?! It’s so suspicious! What! What kind of star chasing? It’s so disgusting!”

"Wait a minute!" Gintoki retorted with his veins popping out, "I don't want to be told by you, don't underestimate the Master House!"

"That's right! What's wrong with chasing stars!" Shinbaji retorted with the same expression, "It's better than being a stalker who refuses to let go after being hated!"

"Well, although it is true that Wanshiwuwu is a shit-like thing, chasing stars is an important part of New Eight-Jiao's character. Although it is also shit, without this, New Eight-Jiao would not be like New Eight-Jiao. "Jiang Cheng frowned, supported his chin with one hand and murmured.

"Hey! You're going too far too! Which side are you on?!" Gintoki yelled.

"No, I didn't mean that..." Kondo shook his head, then looked at Shinpachi and Gintoki seriously again, and asked, "Are you popular now?"

After hearing this, Shinpachi and Gintoki took a step back involuntarily.

"That's right! You're not popular at all!" Kondo continued, "Understood? Write your lives out in such a straightforward manner and see if any women will take the bait!"

"Then you want me to lie?!" Xin Baji retorted without thinking.

"Although we will use some tricks, we will never lie!" Gintoki took a step forward and said loudly at the same time.

"That makes sense. Lying is indeed bad," Jiang Cheng nodded, "Even after you seduce a woman with lies, she will be exposed one day! Once a lie is told, it will take many lies to cover it up! Therefore, once the two parties get along for a long time, the other party will gradually discover the truth! Even after getting married, the other party will file for divorce because of this! "

"No, um, Jiang Chengsang, you're thinking too far. It's just a pen pal. It's too early to get married." Shinpachi corrected expressionlessly.

"No, when considering anything, you should take one step at a time and see three steps!" Jiang Cheng retorted seriously, and then sighed softly, "So, lying is lying, no matter how gorgeous words are used to cover up..."

(diss Battousai here)

"Wait a minute!" Kondo interrupted Jiang Cheng, folded his hands and snorted disdainfully, and said disdainfully: "Lying? No, how could I do something that violates bushido? I just want to say, this article As long as you change the way you speak, the general impression will change. For example..."

After saying that, Kondo coughed twice again, pinched his throat and said softly: "[I learned bushido from a samurai named Gin-san, and practiced hard day and night. My hobby is music appreciation, and because I am often intoxicated in it, my wallet always It is all empty, and therefore it will be short of money for thousands of years.】"

"Oh!" Xin Bajia exclaimed with his eyes widened.

"The content is the same as before, but the impression given is completely different." Gintoki murmured his analysis.

Jiang Cheng narrowed his eyes and looked speechless.

At this time, Kondo folded his hands and chuckled, and then said: "There is more to come, study hard. [My dream is to revitalize my family's swordsmanship dojo. My sister also supports my dream, and we work hard together. My sister is really She is a very capable woman, both beautiful and considerate. I often think that if I get married, I must find a wife like my sister. Recently, her beauty has become more radiant, and even my younger brother feels that Dazzling. To describe that kind of beauty, it is like a flower swaying in the wind. The appearance seems to float away with a light touch. But the heart has an awe-inspiring and unyielding tenacity. What is even more amazing is that the beauty complements it. Yes, her proud soul is also clear and beautiful, exuding charming brilliance like the morning glow. This must be a miracle, no, this is not a miracle, if you want to say why, because the miracle is her existence itself. What we see now is exactly It’s a miracle that evokes miracles. What’s even more surprising is my sister...】"

"It's too long!!" Shinpachi finally couldn't bear it and interrupted Kondo's words, shouting loudly with his veins bursting: "How long should I write about my sister?! Even my younger brother feels disgusted. Oh! I said I wanted to change my point of view, but it turned out to be your point of view!"

As he spoke, Xin Baji's tone changed, and he continued: "Indeed, the presence of my sister is indispensable in what I want to write, but if I don't write it concisely, no one will understand the purpose of this letter. Did you write it?"

"Is that so..." Kondo folded his hands and pondered for a moment, then nodded and said, "There is no other way, so I will summarize it in one line with tears in my eyes."

As he spoke, Kondo closed his eyes and raised his head. He paused for a few seconds before continuing: "[Ready to move]"

"What kind of brother is that?!" Shinpachi rolled his eyes and shouted, hugging his veins, "I said that is exactly how you feel! In the end, you are just ready to move?!"

"Well~ don't tell your sister~" Kondo said coquettishly with a red face.

"Did I say it right?!!"

"Forget it, just ignore your sister's matter for now," Gintoki said at this time, "Even if you tell other girls about your sister's matter, it won't do you any good. Anyway, it will become your own in the end. Sister-in-law.”

As he spoke, Gintoki raised his index finger: "Remove all the bad keywords and just write down the good ones. For example... [I am next to a samurai named Gin-san, and I am ready to move day and night]"

"Oh, as expected of Gintoki, it feels a lot neater." Jiang Cheng praised.

"There's no difference at all!" Shinpachi yelled, "Get rid of being ready to move!! Isn't the worst keyword still there?! What is being ready to move day and night?! It's like I'm ready to move all year round! "

"Then change it to [Only on weekends and weekends]." Gintoki replied.

"You don't have to mention the rest day, just get rid of the irritating thoughts!"

Jiang Cheng stretched out an index finger and suggested, "How about you let me try?"

"Please, Jiang Chengsang, you must get rid of the temptation!" Xin Baji prayed, "If it is Jiang Chengsang who is popular with girls, he will definitely come up with some good ideas! Please!"

After hearing this, Jiang Cheng chuckled lightly, and the corners of his mouth curved slightly...

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