Maybe a Fake Gintama

"[I'm with a shitty samurai named Yin Sang. Except for weekends, I'm full of sex day and night. By the way, my XP is]" Jiang Cheng was furious before he finished speaking. Shinpachi and Gintoki shouted stop at the same time.

"Wait for me!!"×2

"What's wrong?" Jiang Cheng looked at the two of them and asked doubtfully.

"What's wrong? Why do you have to add the adjective "like shit" after Gin-san! This is simply superfluous!" Gintoki yelled with his veins popping.

"No, there's nothing wrong with that, but the other content is no different from Gin-san's version at all! It's just that the eagerness is replaced by sexual [beep——] exuberance!" Shinpachi shouted.

"Hey! Glasses!" Gintoki turned to look at Shinpachi beside him.

"But haven't I already removed the stupid move according to your request?" Jiang Cheng spread his hands and sighed softly and complained, "What else do you have to be dissatisfied with? And I think it's better to say this kind of thing in advance, right? Let the other party There is also preparation.”

"It's not necessary at all! Why did you expose your XP in a letter to your pen pal?! It's not that level at all!" Shinbaji complained crazily, then turned away and walked away, angrily continuing Said, "That's enough. I'll only use the first half of Kondo-san and reject the rest!"

…

On the other side of the sea, Xiaoli's sister sat in front of the window and read Xinbaji's reply.

【……And you? Miss Xiaoli, what kind of life is she living? 】

"Miss, the sea breeze is not good for your health." The housekeeper behind reminded him while looking at the wide open window.

"It doesn't matter, just leave the window open." My sister shook her head gently, then picked up the pen and started writing a reply...

…

Heng Daoguan.

[Xinbajiu Sang also has a sister. I also have a sister, but unlike Xinbajiu’s sister, she is a frail and sickly sister. Because I have been in poor health since I was a child, I have always been alone at home. 】

[She has been living in seclusion at home, and even though she is in good health now, she still cannot communicate well with others. The only people who could talk were me, the younger sister, and the housekeeper, Xiaozhou Fuzang. 】

(ps: Xiaozhou Fuzang: pronounced the same as Sebastian Jiang, the common name of the housekeeper in the ACG field.)

[Occasionally I want to go out for a walk, but I just look at the sea and imagine the distant world. I have no way to break the shell that closes me. What do you think of my sister like this? 】

After reading the letter in their hands, everyone present fell silent. Jiang Cheng and Gintoki were fine, they didn't care. Xin Baji frowned, with several black lines under his eyes.

"I'm more accepting of my sister's topic than I thought..." Kondo murmured.

"No, it's not that I can accept it, but it's all about my sister!" Jiang Cheng took over.

"I didn't write about myself at all..." Shinpachi muttered.

"That's why I asked you to omit the topic of my sister." Gintoki complained, "It's so easy to talk about my sister in the letter. What are you going to do? Change the topic immediately."

"But we can't just let it go..." Kondo crossed his chest with one hand,

The other hand supported her chin as if thinking and murmured, "The other person is her biological sister. You need to gently fool her with a few words and then change the subject."

"I think so too," Jiang Cheng folded his hands and nodded, "After all, after you get married, her sister becomes your sister, so you should be careful when replying to this kind of topic now."

"Hey, Jiang Chengsang, can you stop talking about marriage? Isn't it too early?" Xinbaji complained expressionlessly, then turned his head, looked at the pen and paper on the table, and scratched himself hair, sighed and said in distress: "But when it comes to cheating, how on earth should we do it?"

As he said this, Shinpachi suddenly thought of something. He turned his head to look at Jiang Cheng again and implored with enthusiasm: "Jiang Cheng-san! I still need you at this moment! Use the momentum you used to fool Hijikata-san and Katsura-san to help." Please help me! Please!”

"No, no, no, it can't be done, it can't be done," Jiang Cheng waved his hand quickly, "Women and men are two completely different creatures, and their brain circuits are not at the same level at all. Of course, that's what I say, if If you really want me to do it, I will work hard!”

"No, forget it..." Xinbaji lowered his head and sighed, "If I leave it to Jiang Chengsang, it will definitely be even worse. The other party will definitely blacklist me like a chat software... How on earth should we do this?”

As soon as Xin Baji finished speaking, Shi Shi's voice came from outside the window.

"Ah, it's here as expected," Fourteen leaned against the window, holding a lit cigarette in his other hand, looking at Kondo in the room and complained, "Kondo-san, you should stop doing this, stop doing your work, and go around everywhere. Wandering around here and there. Sometimes you have to think about me, who deceived the team members for you."

"Oh! You came just in time!" Kondo's eyes lit up, "The man who cheated! Hijikata Jūshirō!"

"ah?"

Kondo continued: "Whether it's the superiors or the subordinates, even if they are problem children, as long as the deception mode is fully turned on every day and handed over to Fourteen, there is nothing that cannot be deceived!"

"What are you talking about?"

"Read this first," Kondo picked up a few replies on the table and handed them to Fourteen, "Fifteen is a liar!"

"What the hell is Shishiro? It's Shishiro! Don't be too pushy."

"Please, fool Hijikata-san!" Shinpachi also begged.

"Get it together! There is no connection at all!"

…

In the end, under the pleading of Kondo and Shinpachi, Shishi had no choice but to sit in the room and read a few replies.

"Hey, Four Eyes, what do you think about this kind of woman?" After reading the letter in his hand, Shi Shi raised his head and looked at Xin Bajia, frowned and murmured, "No matter how you look at it, this woman She must be a woman with type X blood."

"X blood type?" Xin Bajiao was puzzled.

"Women with blood type If you don't do it well, you will be blabbering alone forever. Having said that, if you forcefully change the topic, it won't work. You have to do it very cleverly."

(Because it will increase the bias of judging personality based on blood type, X is used instead.)

After hearing this, Jiang Cheng showed an expression of "So that's it" and nodded in agreement.

"Hey, what's going on? Does he have a grudge against a woman with type X blood?" Gintoki asked Kondo, pointing at Fourteen.

"No!" Fourteen retorted.

"Fourteen, haven't you looked past that matter yet?" Kondo folded his hands and turned to look at Fourteen and asked with concern.

"Don't talk nonsense to me!"

"However, what popular men say is really different," Xin Baji praised, "It all depends on you! X Fang Sang!"

"Don't change my title randomly!"

"[Beep——] Blood Type No matter what you do today, it will be in vain, but please don't give up." Gintoki said to himself.

"[Beep——] blood type may get wet from heavy rain, please remember to bring an umbrella when going out." Kondo took over.

"This is just ordinary divination! And why do only people with [Beep——] blood type have rain on their heads?!" Fourteen shouted.

"If divination doesn't work, then it's better to just--[Beep--] The XP of blood type is...ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..." Before Jiang Cheng could finish his words, he was covered by the quick-eyed and quick-handed Shin Bachi.

"Shut up! Jiang Chengsang!" Xin Baji reminded in a low voice.

Gintoki held his chin and murmured: "In short, that is to say, use a wonderful way to deceive, and then change the topic naturally without the other party noticing."

As he spoke, Gintoki chuckled, and then said: "It's a small matter, leave it to me."

After saying that, Gintoki sat directly at the desk, picked up a pen and started writing on the white paper:

[When I think about your sister, I feel heartache, but Xiaoli’s feelings for her sister will definitely be conveyed to her sister. One day, she will open her heart to you. Speaking of openness, when will Xiaoli open her legs to me...]

"The connection is too unnatural!" Xinbaji shouted with his veins popping, "What topic did you change to! Even primitive people can talk better than you!"

"When falling in love, everyone returns to the original." Gintoki turned around and explained.

"Then go back alone! Don't come back again!"

"It's so outrageous," Kondo said dismissively, holding his hands. "It didn't get to the point at all, and it didn't take my sister's affairs seriously at all!"

With that said, Kondo stood up and walked to the desk. Gintoki saw this and stepped aside. Kondo sat down and started writing without thinking:

[When I think about my sister... I feel ready to act. 】

"What's the difference?!" Shinbaji stared at his big bloodshot eyes and yelled, "Don't lie, aren't you just thinking about your sister's affairs?! There are more amoeba What an advanced way of thinking!!”

"Everyone becomes confused when they fall in love." Kondo turned around and explained with some embarrassment.

"You're the only one with a head full of slime!"

"It really makes people laugh out loud. What kind of senior in life are you? It's disgusting." Jiang Cheng snorted disdainfully, then stood up, sat down at the table and picked up the pen, "Look at it for me! Woman Ah, this is how the strategy should be!"

[Xiaoli is also a good child who cares about her sister, just like me. In fact, I do too. However, there is no need to worry about my sister. You and I may not be able to do anything for her now, but I believe that one day, we can help her break out of her cage. Because the power of one person is limited, but with two or even three people, I believe it can be done, absolutely. So leave it to me! 】

"Hey, that's pretty good, Jiang Chengsang!" Xin Baji praised, "You're a lot more serious! It feels like a partner! Yoxi, keep up this momentum, come on! Jiang Chengsang!"

Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng raised his lips and at the same time turned his pen:

[So don’t worry, one day, your sister will definitely open her heart like you were attracted by my strong sex [beep——] and deliberately opened your legs! 】

"Wait a minute!!" Shinpachi shouted loudly with his veins popping, "Why did it turn into such a rogue topic in the end! You are too impatient! Why?! And why did you say something like this? How can strong sex [beep——] save my sister? There is no connection at all! How on earth are you going to save her sister?!"

"No, I just think it's better to be more direct," Jiang Cheng turned around, folded his hands and laughed and explained, "I hate following the steps step by step, whether it's a woman or a man, everyone Shouldn’t it be better to be more direct when we get along? Isn’t the purpose of love just to be able to behave openly [beep——]?”

"Not at all!" Shinpachi retorted without thinking, then sighed heavily and turned to look at Shishiteen aside with a pitiful look, "Hijikata-san..."

"Huh?" Shi Shi, who was smoking a cigarette, was stunned for a moment, then chuckled, stood up and came to the desk, "Well, there is no way..."

After saying that, Fourteen sat up, crumpled up the paper Jiang Cheng had written on and threw it behind him, and then directly picked up the pen:

[You seem to be very worried about my sister. I don’t think it is necessary. I have never thought about my sister, whether I have sympathy or words of encouragement. Because if you are a friend, isn’t there one here? I...I am my sister's friend. If she can't break out of her own prison, I will help her break through the prison from the outside! 】

Looking at the fourteenth who was making mistakes on the paper, Kondo exclaimed in disbelief: "What?! It was so direct from the beginning, it's such a bad deception!"

"And it's gone from cheating to an agreement to meet!" Xin Baji exclaimed.

Fourteen did not stop writing, and continued to write on the paper:

[...Please meet me, sister...Ah, I'm sorry, I suddenly wrote something like this. I have always only written some beautiful words. The real me is actually not a great person, because I really...just... ...I just...want to see you! 】

"I was tricked! I finally tricked Xiaoli!" Xin Bajia exclaimed.

"This is not the end!" Fourteen replied, while using a brush dipped in white ink, he directly crossed out the last sentence [I just want to see you], "Delete this and you're done!"

"Deleted! Just deleted [Want to See You], why?!" Xin Bajiao was puzzled.

Kondo's pupils trembled slightly, and he murmured in disbelief: "Could it be...could it be that...[I just want to see you] is a part of the story that an innocent boy like Shinpachi cannot write because of his shyness."

"That... then it was to show [that I still felt shy after writing it down]..." Gintoki couldn't help but take a step back.

"It's so... so dazzling... to be able to do this." Jiang Cheng opened his eyes in disbelief and looked at Shi Shi who turned around and lit up a cigarette and started smoking leisurely.

"You actually used Shinbaji's feelings to deceive you..." Kondo murmured.

"Perfect!" Xin Baji exclaimed.

"It's perfect! This is..." Gintoki also opened his eyes wide and looked at Fourteen.

"Suddenly fourteen you!!"×4

"Don't be stunned." Fourteen picked up the letter he had just finished writing on the table, folded it and handed it to Xin Bajie, "Send it over by express."

"Hi!" Xinbajiu bowed directly after receiving the letter, "Thank you so much!"

After saying that, Xinbaji turned around, opened the door and rushed out.

…

Listening to Shinpachi's footsteps, Gintoki chuckled, then turned his head slightly and glanced at Kondo and Shishi behind him: "Hey, you guys, I won't thank you."

"Understood, if you are a man, you will always experience such a moment." Kondo replied with a smile while holding his hands.

Afterwards, the four grown men who stayed in the room laughed in unison...

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