Maybe a Fake Gintama

But at this moment, Fourteen suddenly remembered something, and the smile on his face suddenly stagnated. He raised his head and murmured: "Ah, Oops, that sentence Kondo-san wrote... I forgot to delete it."

Jiangcheng/Gintoki/Kondo: "..."

…

Jiang Cheng and the four of them sat side by side under the eaves, all with their heads lowered and expressionless. Sudden…

"Yin Sang! Jiang Cheng Sang! Please read this reply quickly!"

Before the figure of Xin Baji appeared, the excited voice came first.

(ps: Don’t ask me why I reply so quickly. Asking is the power of technology.)

"Oops, I don't know, I don't know anything!" Gintoki muttered, covering his ears.

"I don't know either!" Kondo's face was full of black lines. He covered his ears with his hands and looked at Shi Shi who was aside. He complained softly: "It's Shi Shi, right?! It's all Shi Shi's fault!"

"In the final analysis, it's your fault Kondo-san! I don't care!" Fourteen shouted in a low voice with white eyes.

"You guys, calm down!" Jiang Cheng folded his hands and looked calm, and said calmly: "It doesn't matter! It doesn't matter even if Xinbaji is scolded like a bloody dog! Even if he is said to die of old age It doesn’t matter if we don’t interact with each other! The other person has the [beep——] blood type! You won’t be happy if you get together with that kind of woman! If you think about it this way, we have also saved a young man’s life!”

"That's right! After all, the other party has the [beep——] blood type!" Gintoki praised, "We can be considered to have merit, right?"

"Yes, yes, it doesn't matter even if he is resented now, he will definitely thank me as his brother-in-law in the future!" Kondo nodded without comment.

"That's right...that's true..." Fourteen laughed awkwardly.

At this time, the figure of Xin Baji finally appeared. He was holding a piece of letter paper and shouting excitedly while running.

"It's done! It finally worked! Xiaoli-chan said she wanted to meet me!"

Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng and the other four all showed expressions of doubt about life...

…

【I am very happy that I care about my sister as if she were my own brother. I also want Shinpachi to meet his sister. I’m going to Edo too, so we must meet. 】

Jiang Cheng and the four of them gathered together and read the reply letter received by Xin Bajia.

"Ah~ I didn't expect to meet her so soon, I didn't expect it at all~" Xin Baji stood behind everyone and said with a face of joy, and then bowed heavily to the four of them, "Thank you all so much. ! Seniors are really indispensable in life~ Hmm~"

"Hey, what's going on?" Gintoki murmured and asked, "I received a letter like that and said I wanted to meet...could it be...could it be..."

Jiangcheng/Gintoki, Fourteen, and Kondo: The sex over there is also [beep——] strong/ready to move! !

"No! Absolutely not!" Kondo grabbed the letter and tore it into pieces.

"Kondo-san, what are you doing?!" Shinpachi quickly stopped him.

"Absolutely not! You can't be ready to act at the age of 16! As a brother-in-law, I will never allow it!"

"You're not my brother-in-law! And you were the first one to start making moves, right?!" Shinbaji retorted.

"You have to be at least twenty! If you are ready to make a move, you have to wait until you are twenty!" Kondo shouted with his big red eyes.

"Didn't you start getting ready to make a move before you were twenty years old?" Fourteen interjected at the right time.

"I will never admit it!" Kondo gritted his teeth and threw the torn letter out of his hand.

Ignoring everyone's quarrels, Gintoki slowly took out the photo sent to Xiaoli from his arms and said to himself: "Then, what should I do with this?"

"I'm leaving first. You know, I hate carnivorous women the most." After saying that, Jiang Cheng stood up and prepared to leave.

However, Gintoki didn't give him this chance. He quickly grabbed Jiang Cheng's arm and murmured: "Hey, do you want to run away? Bastard!"

"No, it has nothing to do with me that things have turned out like this, right?" Jiang Cheng turned around and asked, "Don't drag irrelevant people into the mess!"

"No, no, no, you were the one who suggested sending this photo, right?"

"No, no, no, didn't you agree at the time?" Jiang Cheng retorted, "Even if I am responsible, you should bear most of it, right? After all, if you had stopped it, none of this would have happened! In contrast, My responsibility is as trivial as going to a convenience store to buy chow mein bread, but all the chow mein bread is sold out, and I have to buy a substitute like cheese and ham bread!”

"You have picked yourself too clean!" Gintoki yelled, "Your metaphor is too specific! What specific metaphor is that?!"

"Anyway, that's it, bye~" After saying that, Jiang Cheng stood up and left.

"Not satisfied! As long as it's not fried noodles and bread! Come back!"

"Before you say this, you should spit out the cheese and ham bread in your stomach, you bastard!"

Looking at Jiangcheng and Gintoki who were fighting each other, Shinpachi looked at Kondo, who was holding his hands with a dark face, and Shishi, who was smoking with his head lowered and an expression of "It has nothing to do with me", and wondered: "What's wrong with them?" ?Did you just go buy bread?"

Kondo/Fourteen: "..."

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The next day, in front of Ieyasu's statue.

Shinpachi, who was squatting in the grass not far away, fell into self-doubt when he looked at Sougo and Xiaoli in casual clothes who had just met and introduced themselves in front of Ieyasu's portrait.

"Well...can I ask why?" Shinpachi murmured expressionlessly, "Why didn't I go on a date with Okita-san instead?!"

"Well, calm down, Shinpachi." Gintoki, who was standing behind Shinpachi, crossed his hands and comforted casually, "If it's him, he can definitely handle it perfectly."

"It doesn't have to be perfect!" Xinbaji turned around and retorted a little madly, "Why do you have to let others accept this most beautiful moment when it's finally time to go on a date after working hard for so long!!"

"It's none other than Shin-Yachi-kun," Gintoki explained holding the photo between his two fingers. "To this person, the pen pal is this face. Have you forgotten?"

"Yeah." Jiang Cheng crossed his hands and nodded in agreement.

"Isn't it because you two sent that troublesome photo?!" Shinbachi retorted with his veins popping out.

"But the smooth relationship with the other party is also thanks to this photo." Gintoki curled his lips and replied casually, "If I send your photo, you can imagine the result, right? You will definitely be the first round You will be KOed, right? But you will be hit by the opponent with a home run."

"That's what I said, but I have been working hard until now. What is the purpose of writing letters and communicating... How can I repair it!" Xin Bajiu murmured somewhat unbearably.

"Calm down, Xin Baji," Jiang Cheng approached, squatted down and patted Xin Baji's shoulder, comforting him, "It must be very painful and unwilling, right? It doesn't matter, you know that everything in this world you think is Any unsatisfactory results are all your own fault, would you feel better if you think like this?"

"Yeah." Gintoki crossed his hands and nodded in agreement.

"Absolutely not! Is there anyone who can comfort others like you?!" Xin Baji said angrily, "It's all the fault of you two! Why is all the responsibility in the last sentence all mine?! I'm very innocent Is it good?!"

"On the whole, it's all your face's fault." Jiang Cheng retorted without thinking.

"Hey!!! This is too much!" Shinpachi yelled, and then he showed a hint of unbearability on his face again and hammered the lawn with his fist, "How can we repair it! All the previous efforts have been in vain! If this situation continues..."

"Who said it would continue like this?" Gintoki walked over and knelt down, looking in Sougo's direction.

"Hey? Do you want to go up and announce your name now?" Xin Baji asked doubtfully, "In this situation, do you want to rush up and say [Actually, it was me who wrote the letter all along...] and announce your name like this?"

"Are you stupid?" Jiang Cheng looked at the new Eight-Jiu as if he was mentally retarded. "No matter how you look at it, now is not the time. Even if you go up now, the other person's impression will be that he has fallen from Sougo-kun to the New Eight-Jiu. , there’s no benefit at all.”

"Yeah, it's like falling from the moon into a bastard's shit." Gintoki agreed.

"It's enough to just say bastard..." Shinbachi pushed up his glasses and complained expressionlessly.

"In other words, it's like the poop that fell from Ken Takakura to Ken-san's poop." Gintoki said after thinking for a while.

"Jiansang's poop is fine...no, it's not good either!"

"Gintoki, what you're talking about is too complicated. Shinpachi won't understand it. It needs to be simpler and clearer," Jiang Cheng shrugged, frowning and complained, "For example, Oguri Shun fell to Gintoki like that. , that would be much simpler, right?”

"Oh! I understand! It's really like poop!" Shinbaji nodded.

"Hey! You two want to be beaten, right?!" This time, it was Gintoki's turn to be unhappy.

"In short, even if you want to show your true face, you must at least appear very handsome." Ignoring Gintoki's words, Jiang Cheng raised his index finger and continued, "Even if it's the same shit as Gintoki, we have to find a way to This poop becomes a little more dazzling! At least it’s like poop wrapped in gold foil!”

"Isn't that still poop?" Xin Baji asked expressionlessly.

"Wash!!" Gintoki shouted, and at the same time, he kicked Shinpachi and Jiangcheng over.

"No, so-called men basically just poop." Jiang Cheng got up and sat cross-legged on the spot, clasped his hands and closed his eyes, shook his head, and said seriously, "Well, can I go to the toilet? ?I felt a little constipated when I woke up early this morning."

"You are the one!!" Xinbaji said angrily as he got up.

"It's really irritating..." Gintoki spat impatiently, and then continued: "Anyway, I have made an agreement with Okita-kun this time, and he will play the role of the bad guy."

"The role of a bad guy? What do you mean?" Xin Bajiao was puzzled.

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