Maybe a Fake Gintama

Yoshihara, Qingta, who was watching TV in the room, was stunned when she saw Jiang Cheng appearing on the TV, and hurriedly shouted: "Mom! Sister Yueyong! Brother Jiang Cheng is on TV!"

Then, Yueyong pushed the sun wheel and walked in.

Looking at Jiang Cheng on the TV, Yueyong's head was full of black lines, "Didn't that idiot say he wants to buy the latest game?! Why would he participate in such a boring show!"

"You said that, why do you still need to record?" Sun Wheel said with a smile.

"I just want to record this idiot's stupidity!" Yueyong said through gritted teeth.

...

"Hey, who is the owner and who is the pet?" Jiang Cheng whispered to Xin Baha beside him.

"It's the master who can talk." Shin Baha whispered back.

"Hey? Speak? Language? Don't you think it's strange? It's possible to communicate with sea lions, right? I mean to communicate in [sea lion language], so what's the point of speaking Japanese? Don't you think it's strange? "Xinbajijun." Jiang Cheng said in a low voice, "That one is definitely foul, it's the same race as the pet, just like if I took Yinshi to the pet contest, did we get the rules wrong? Shouldn't it be easier to win with my silver time? After all, it's easier to communicate with one another, isn't it? Hello?"

"I'm not a sea lion! I can't speak the sea lion language! I'm an earthling! An earthling! It's just a headgear!" Song Zaomu at the other end of the screen finally couldn't help shouting while pulling the sea lion headgear over his head. Down, "This is just to show my affection with my cutest MISS GARTER BELT! The affection between owner and pet!"

"Soga, why don't you tell me earlier? It's easy to be misunderstood like this, okay? Also, you can't remember pets with such long names, okay? Readers will have opinions, okay? Say it again. It will take up a lot of words, okay? I am a lazy writer, what if I copy and paste it several times?" Jiang Cheng said chatteringly, pinching his chin, "Well, what is your pet's name?"

"Sea lion [MISS GARTER BELT]!" Songzao Mu replied proudly.

"Sea lion [MISS...] what's going on?" Jiang Cheng thought hard with his eyes closed.

"MISS GAIYA BT Aru." Kagura reminded aside.

"Hey! Why did Gaia come out! That sea lion has evolved too fast!" Xin Bazhu snorted wildly.

"Soga Soga, miss bt, let's call it BT for short, it's easier to remember." Jiang Cheng, regardless of Mr. Songzao Mu who was in a hurry, waved his hand and said casually, "Well, you and yours Wait for that BT! The championship is definitely ours!"

"It's [MISS GARTER BELT]! It's not BT!" Mr. Matsuzao Mu stood up angrily.

"It's not BT, could it be DT? It's a good name, it's easy to remember." Jiang Cheng praised, "Then wait for us with your DT, see you later~" Jiang Cheng waved his hand after finishing speaking. The host also turned off the big screen in front of Jiang Cheng and the others. (DT: Has connotations of virginity.)

"Well, the one who is holding on to Mr. Sakata is Dingchun-kun, right?" The host said and handed the microphone to Yinshi.

At this time, Dingchun was lying behind Yinshi...

But before Yinshi could answer, Jiang Cheng ran over first, got in front of the host, grabbed the microphone and said, "No, it's just an ordinary molar stick!"

"The molar stick? The molar stick looks like this?" the host wondered.

"Ah, there are all kinds of molar sticks on the market now. This is a silver-haired natural curly human-shaped molar stick specially customized for Dingchun!" Jiang Cheng replied, at the same time Jiang Cheng glanced at Yin Shi beside him. As if to say: Dare to speak, you will be abolished! Must win!

"Is that really not a real person? It's already bleeding,

Is that blood? "The host asked, pointing to Yin Shi's bloody face bitten by Dingchun.

"Of course not! It's just strawberry milk as bright as blood!" Jiang Cheng replied righteously.

The host didn't believe it, so he leaned in and smelled it, "Really! It really smells like strawberry milk!"

At this moment, Xin Ba Haw looked at the judges who kept looking at him and the others, and his heart finally calmed down. [Looks like he's been fooled] Xin Ba Hao thought about this, and heaved a sigh of relief, [As expected of Jiang Chengsang ! 】

At the same time, Jiang Cheng secretly made an ok gesture towards Xin Baha.

"Then, we will invite the next team!" As the host's voice fell, the door behind everyone opened again, and then the host's voice sounded again, "The next strange pets are cosmic creatures, Little Elizabeth and its owner, Captain Space, Mr. Fake Ahfa!"

Seeing Gui with Elizabeth, wearing a pirate outfit and a skull eye patch, Jiang Cheng and the four were speechless.

"What are you doing, that idiot!" Yin Shi whispered, "The guy who was called and wanted is doing some disguise in order to be on TV."

"It seems that he really likes that pet." Xin Baha sighed in a low voice.

"Hmph, Kagura-chan, I have a mission for you to kill that strange penguin. The champion must be ours!" Jiang Cheng said viciously, "The Half-Life Limited Edition can only be mine!"

"Know Aru!" Kagura said and raised his umbrella towards Elizabeth.

However, Xinba quickly hugged Kagura, "What are you doing! Jiang Chengsang! Quickly stop making trouble!"

"Ah? I seem to have heard your molar talking just now? What's going on?" the host wondered.

"Ah, it's actually similar to the screaming chicken." Jiang Cheng said nonsense.

"Souga," the host said, turning his head to Gui again, "Well, Mr. Fake Ahfa, Captain of the Universe, what does it mean in a nutshell?"

"In short, he is the captain of the universe." Gui replied.

"Hey?" The host was a little unclear, but he continued to say, "You will play against Xiao Dingchun over there, and the winner will participate in the final. How confident are you?"

"It's just a bigger dog. Taro from my hometown is also that big." Gui glanced at Jiang Cheng and said.

"What are you talking about! Soul pale wig!" Yin Shi was not happy when he heard it, "A penguin monster like you, you can turn on the tap in my hometown and a lot of it will flow out!"

"Who believes you! Don't tell such unbelievable lies!" Xin Baha shouted in a low voice, "Also, you are a molar now! A molar!"

"Well, I seem to have heard your molar talking just now..." The host frowned and looked at Jiang Cheng.

"Oh, that ah that, it's just a screaming chicken molar stick with a computer chip added." Jiang Cheng said in a serious manner.

"Souga, then, let's start the competition directly!" The host opened his hands as he spoke, "It's time for self-show!"

The audience applauded.

"Then in the first round, please fully show your charm! Although it has been repeated many times, please judge teachers with a unique and biased attitude! Then, first of all, please have a humanoid screaming chicken with a computer chip. The Bang Sakata family!"

The host had just finished speaking, and Jiang Cheng couldn't wait.

"Sadaharu! The sky is turning 720 degrees! Come on~!"

After Jiang Cheng finished shouting, he saw Dingchun jump directly into the air, like a somersault, and successfully landed after turning twice in the air. If there was any accident, it was Yin Shi, who was still in Dingchun's mouth. As Dingchun fell to the ground, Yin Shi was also slammed to the ground.

"Turn seven hundred and twenty degrees to the right, again!"

Following Jiang Cheng's instructions, Dingchun jumped into the air again, turned sideways for two weeks and landed again, and of course Yinshi...

"Turn 720 degrees to the left! Again!"

...

"Twenty back seven hundred and twenty degrees! Again!"

...

"I can't bear to watch it anymore..." Looking at Yin Shi, who had already fainted from the fall, Xin Baha covered his face, "Sure enough, Jiang Chengsang is also a natural S..."

"Yoxiyoxi, Sadahalu!" Kagura praised, and looked at Gui in time, "Have you seen it, Aru?! This is the result of the special training!"

"Results? Stop joking!" Gui Hen laughed, "Dingchun has been shaking from the beginning to now! It's like saying [If you don't follow the instructions, you will definitely die!] This is not the right thing to do with pets at all. The way we get along!  …”

However, Jiang Cheng didn't listen to a half sentence, but walked off the stage on his own, grabbed a piece of photography equipment and rushed to the stage again, taking pictures of Kagura, Dingchun, and Xinbaha.

"Kagura-chan, make your expression more natural! Relax your movements! Are you ready for the acceptance speech?"

"Xin Ba Ha, you too! Relax, it's just that the last show won an award!"

After Jiang Cheng finished speaking, Xin Ba Hao took out a crumpled piece of paper.

Xin Ba Ha was ready to start reciting while facing the camera, but was interrupted by the host before it even started.

"What are you doing?! The competition isn't over yet!" the host reminded, "Elizabeth Sauce has just finished showing off her talent! The judges haven't started scoring yet, okay?"

At this time, Jiang Cheng, Xin Ba Ha, and Kagura turned their heads and saw that Elizabeth was still holding a paintbrush in her hand, and there was a painted portrait in front of her. To be precise, it was an abstract montage portrait. In terms of degree and humidity of the air, the painting may be Kwai and Elizabeth.

"Alright in advance, I hate abstraction." Jiang Cheng looked disdainful.

"No one asked if you liked it!!" The host was about to collapse, "Then, now, the judges are asked to rate the two pets. But I have to say, both pets are very good!"

After speaking, the scores of the two teams were displayed on the scoreboard.

Dingchun 500: Elizabeth 500

"Haha, it looks like it's really evenly matched." The host sighed again.

"What a joke! How could such a trained beast outperform our Elizabeth! Look!" Gui pointed to the painting, "The lines full of tension! The figures with full expressions! And the emotions that Elizabeth showed! That's no better than that... wow!"

Before Gui could speak, Jiang Cheng slapped him over.

Jiang Cheng turned his head and said to the host with a smile, "Then, let's start a new round of duel!"