Maybe a Fake Gintama

"Then, after the advertisement, we enter the second game!" After the host finished, it was finally halftime.

"It's not good, it seems that the white penguin is not very easy to deal with..." Jiang Cheng pondered, then looked at Kagura, "Kagura, if it really doesn't work..." Jiang Chengbi made a wiping action on his neck. .

"What terrifying things did you say with a fresh face! Enough!" Shin Baha finally couldn't help it, "I can only trust Sadahalu, I just overheard that the second scene was related to physical strength. We It's more advantageous, after all, Elizabeth doesn't look like she is physically fit."

"Don't worry! We can definitely win Aru!" Kagura said vaguely while digging into his mouth.

"Hey, where did you get the lunch box!" Shinbaha asked with narrowed eyes.

"Behind the studio." Kagura replied vaguely.

"The game is not over yet, what is the action of taking the initiative to eat the lunch box! It's unlucky! It's unlucky! Throw it away!" Shin Baha said and started to grab the box lunch in Kagura's hand, "Even if you want to eat it, It should be for the silver mulberry that fell to the ground over there!"

"Yinshi, I will avenge you!" Jiang Cheng said while wiping his tears, "What Elizabeth, what DT, leave it all to me!" After saying that, Jiang Chenggong put the wild flowers that he picked on the ground in the right place. Gintoki was lying on the ground rolling his eyes.

Then Jiang Cheng got up and walked away, leaving the time to other family members.

"Sa, go say goodbye to the body, I believe that Sadahalu and I will definitely take revenge for the Silver Times." Jiang Cheng picked a small yellow flower from the ground and handed it to Xin Bazhu.

"What revenge? Didn't you and Sadaharu do it all?! You are a natural S!" Xin Baha spit out, "Also, it's just rolled his eyes and passed out! He's not dead yet!"

"Silver sauce~!" Kagura cried while lying on Yin Shi's body, as touching as possible, the scene was comparable to a certain C actress on a talent show, and Jiang Cheng instantly gave full marks.

"Don't be too sad for the family members, they will all pass." Jiang Cheng patted Kagura's shoulder with a look of sadness on his face, "We will always remember him!"

After speaking, Kagura turned around and threw himself into Jiang Cheng's arms. Just as the two were about to bury their heads and cry, they were kicked from behind by Xin Baha.

"Have you two ever finished!" Xin Baha was completely helpless, "The game is about to start, okay?"

"Then, let's take revenge for Yinshi in the game!" Jiang Cheng got up and said, wiping the tears from the corners of his eyes that can only be seen with a 100,000-fold magnifying glass, showing a look of determination.

"Yeah!" Kagura had the same determination.

"Sadaharu, for Yinshi! For my game! Let's work together!" Jiang Cheng shouted.

"Wang~!"

...

"Let's go to the second duel," the host shouted while standing in the middle of the two teams, and at the same time took out a bone from his arms, "the one who takes back the chicken bone I threw out first will be the winner. The lord can induce pets, mentioning that, if you win this round, you will get 30,000 points! Please work hard to challenge!"

Upon hearing this, Jiang Cheng and Gui turned their heads at the same time to express their dissatisfaction.

"Hey, host! So what was the first matchup just now?!" Gui said angrily.

"Well, the first round is the warm-up match, and the second round is the main match!" The host stretched out a finger and said, "Then, the two teams were tied in the first round. What are you dissatisfied with?"

"Of course! The lines full of tension! The figures with full expressions! And the emotions Elizabeth showed! That's not much better than that... Wow!" Gui took out the picture Elizabeth had just drawn and said, but before he could finish speaking, he was caught up again by Jiang Cheng kicked over from behind.

"I have an objection!" Jiang Cheng said immediately, "Can you not use chicken bones! It is very dangerous for dogs to swallow chicken bones by mistake! It is difficult to digest and easy to get stuck in the throat!"

"Huh? It makes sense for you to say that,

There are not a few cases of dogs dying by accidentally swallowing chicken bones, so..." The host was interrupted by Jiang Cheng before he finished speaking.

"Well, I'll apply to use Sadahalu's molar stick instead!" Jiang Cheng had just finished speaking, and Kagura had already helped Ginshi who was lying down.

At the same time, Jiang Cheng came behind Gintoki in an instant, ready to wave his umbrella at the same time as Kagura.

"One! Two!" Jiang Cheng finished shouting, and in an instant, Yinshi... took off.

The direction is... The direction is exactly where Song Zaomu and his sea lion pet DT are.

Hearing the sound of [Boom], Jiang Cheng and Kagura slapped their hands instantly.

"This time, I've already killed one! Good job, Kagura-chan!" Jiang Cheng extended a thumb to Kagura as he spoke.

"Coach!" Kagura instantly fell to the ground and knelt down to tears.

Shinbaha stopped thinking when he looked at Gin, who was not alive in the distance.

"Then... what about the finals?" The host also stopped thinking.

"This is the final! Sa, Sadaharu, a cover~!" Jiang Cheng shouted, and instantly Sadaharu started to run, running in the direction of Yinshi.

At the same time, Gui also reacted, "Elizabeth, hurry up! Hayaku!"

After speaking, Elizabeth also rushed out.

"That...that, I haven't said the game starts..." The host said weakly.

"Is there anyone calling the game of life to start?!" Jiang Cheng criticized seriously, "From birth, the outcome of life has already begun!"

"Coach...!" The host knelt on the ground with tears streaming down his face.

"Hey! Enough is enough!" Xin Ba Ha finally couldn't help shouting loudly.

"Well, now we see that Dingchun sauce and Elizabeth sauce flew towards the molar stick just thrown at the same time." The host explained while wiping tears.

"Hey, although Elizabeth sauce seems to be in a disadvantageous position, her speed is on par with Dingchun sauce!" But just after speaking, the host saw Elizabeth's exposed leg hair, "Ah, is it an illusion? For a moment, Why do I seem to see the uncle's leg hair, hello, I saw it again, uncle..."

But at this time, Gui had already put the sword on the host's neck, "Don't find fault again, Elizabeth has been working hard for this day! Do you know how hard it works?! Don't say anything like uncle! "

"Ah, private Marseille." The host replied weakly, and at the same time began to explain the game again.

"It looks like Dingchun-chan is faster, there are only fifty meters left! Hey? What's going on? How did the molar stick stand up? Why did it run in the other direction? Hello?"

"Actually, it's because of the computer chip." Jiang Cheng said nonsense again, and then shouted loudly in the direction of Yinshi, "What are you running? Let Sadahalu bring you back! win!"

"What a joke! I don't even have a few lines in this stupid dog's tossing today! Just play with it for a while, and I'll really get the lunch!" Yin Shi shouted and ran, "I don't want to finish! I'm the protagonist! Can't be killed!"

"What nonsense are you talking about!" Jiang Cheng said and rushed out, as did Kagura. At the same time, Gui also rushed out, leaving only the confused host.

"That...what's the situation now..." the host asked weakly.

Xinbaha: "..."

...

"What a joke! If you don't get the championship, you won't get the Half-Life Limited Edition! Stop me now!" Jiang Cheng shouted while chasing.

"Luxury prizes are not as important to my life as Yinsang! Yabidie~ I don't want them all! Whoever likes to be the champion should go~" Yin Shi shouted as he ran, "I will give you Contra! forgive me!"

"Who wants that kind of thing! Stop it! Yinshi!" Jiang Cheng found that Yinshi was running really fast, and he couldn't catch up no matter how hard he chased him.

"Kagura-chan!" Jiang Cheng stopped and looked at Kagura beside him, and Kagura stopped knowingly.

The two raised their umbrellas at the same time...

"Boom!" Today is another nuclear day.

Yinshi was bombed to the sky.

"Come on! Sadahalu!" ×2

However, Jiang Cheng and Kagura had just finished shouting, and after Ginshi landed, they ran away without looking back again with their exploding heads.

"Again! Kagura-chan!" Jiang Cheng shouted.

...

"Well, it seems that I can't see their shadows anymore, and the show time is almost up...that...the outcome..." The host said hesitantly as he looked at Xin Ba Ha, who was beside him.

Seeing this, Xin Ba Hao couldn't bear it any longer, and shouted in Jiang Cheng's direction: "There is no Half-Life limited edition at all! It's all a lie to you! There's no such thing!"

When Jiang Cheng heard this in the distance, his face instantly turned black, and he didn't know where the strength came from. He rushed behind Yin Shi in an instant and knocked him over.

Then came the big melee, two pets plus four humans (Jiang Cheng, Yinshi, Katsura, Kagura) melee...

Finally, it was not until dusk that the melee came to an end. When Jiang Cheng dragged the dying silver, Kagura rode Sadahalu back to the competition venue at the same time. Gui and Elizabeth, who had passed out, both ignored them.

"Hey! The host, it's time to announce the results!" Jiang Cheng shouted at the host.

"It's okay...but the show time has passed...the staff have already left work...the prize has also been taken away by the staff..." the host replied tremblingly.

"What did you say?!!"

...

At night, Jiang Cheng returned to Yoshihara in despair and returned to his room.

However, when Jiang Cheng sat down in front of the computer in the room, he found that there was a limited edition of Half-Life that he was thinking about next to the computer.

"Humph! It's just a game!" Yueyong said while standing behind Jiang Cheng.

"Yueyue~" Jiang Cheng was moved to tears, tears streaming down his face, he turned to hug Yueyong, but Yueyong threw Kuwu in the middle of the forehead, and instantly fell to the ground and hit gg...