Maybe a Fake Gintama

Well, it's the end of the month again, and for some reason, when I write this end-of-month summary, I feel like I'm writing a quarterly report in my workplace.

First of all, in terms of data, the main site here is still the main site.

As of 8:30 this evening, (Qidian) has 5103 collections, 622 high-orders, 302 average orders, and 80 follow-up orders (number of subscriptions within 24 hours of a new chapter).

In fact, at the beginning of this month, I set four small goals in my mind. The goal has nothing to do with subscriptions. The small goals are to exceed 1 million words, to have 5,000 collections, to receive more than 1,000 monthly votes, and to receive more than 10,000 recommendation votes.

Except for the last recommendation vote, everything else has been achieved, which is quite satisfying. I would also like to thank everyone for their strong support.

Regarding the content, I feel like I have nothing to add. I have written a few original articles this month, and they may be a little OOC in some places, but I tried my best, really.

There will probably be original works in the future, but this depends on the inspiration. Although there are a few original works that have been conceived, they are not suitable to be written now. Those original works are suitable to be written after the ending, as a postscript.

Then, let me talk about it a little bit. In fact, most of the daily routines in the following are still based on the original work, so if you feel bored, you can skip it. It doesn’t matter. Most of the main plot foreshadowing has been written in the previous content, so it’s okay to skip it. nothing.

I simply don’t want to leave any regrets, and I just want to try my best to write all the daily stories I can into this fanfic.

Also, I saw that some readers who had pirated copies came and ordered them all. I feel that this is not necessary. You can just start ordering from where you see it. After all, I took a look and it cost more than 30 to order it all. Yuan, not cheap.

I remember that there is a fourteen-day free period for new users. You can get some coins by reading ads every day, and you can buy three or four online articles for free, which are updated as much as me every day. There is no problem.

Let’s also talk about how to buy valuable coins for free.

First, sign in every day. After signing in, there will be a doubling. After watching 15 seconds of advertisements, you can get 10 valuable coins. This is available every day. If you sign in for a week and double your points, you can get 60 points on Sunday. In that lottery, if you sign in for 30 consecutive days and there are 100 days left, you can 100% get 500 points (it seems to be changed to 200 points now?). There is also an advertisement that randomly gives points from 1 to 10.

Second, there will be three currency ads at the end of each chapter every day. 30 points in total.

Third, click a subscription, and a yellow 10 mark will appear at the bottom of the screen.

Click in and watch the ad to get ten points. This seems to happen six times a day. As for this, since we only have two to three chapters every day, we should try our best not to waste the remaining three or four opportunities and find a book by a female channel with a small number of words (some female channel books only cost a thousand per chapter). Words, five points), and then collect the coins.

Finally, there is the continuous reading time. It seems that if it is ten minutes or five minutes, a yellow 10 icon will appear at the bottom of the screen. This seems to be available six or seven times a day. I don't know exactly how many times.

Basically, these are the most common ones, and the rest is investing in new books and so on.

This currency is a valuable currency. By using this currency point to subscribe, the author will also earn income, which is suitable for students. There is no problem in following three or five online articles that are updated almost as much as us every day. That's all for this person who wasted money.

What I’m going to say next may be a bit profound, because as more and more friends notice our online article, there are more and more trolls. Let’s talk about this a little bit, let’s give an example.

For example, a book friend previously commented in the chapter: It’s so disgusting, it’s like opening a NM’s harem!

At that time, my first reaction was that this guy was an idiot. Of course, I did respond to him like this the first time, but after I thought about it carefully, I suddenly noticed something was wrong, and then I spent an entire night re-reading this online article from beginning to end. Again.

As a result, I still couldn’t find out where exactly he showed his tendency to have a harem. I was confused at that time. As long as you have been to elementary school, your reading comprehension will not be so bad. Could this person have slipped through the nine-year compulsory education? fish?

But suddenly, I had an idea! I can't help but think of a very scary possibility!

perhaps! Perhaps this book friend has spent immeasurable money, and in the long river of time, in countless futures, he has seen the possibility of a certain future!

Perhaps in a certain future that the book friend saw, I was struck by lightning when I went out one day. My whole temperament changed drastically, and I turned my pen and wrote a mind-numbing plot like a harem!

Thinking of this, my scalp felt numb, my back felt cold, and I was soaked in cold sweat! I was completely stunned at the time! This is great horror!

But then I thought about how this book friend used his blood to remind me not to make mistakes in the chaos. This... how magnanimous is this? ! How righteous is this? ! How self-sacrifice is this? !

Thinking of this,

I couldn't help but burst into tears of gratitude and didn't know what to say!

I hope that if this book friend reads this, he can leave his address and I will send you a few kilograms of eggs to make up for it.

Finally, let me sincerely apologize to this book friend and attach a photo of me bowing and apologizing to you. (Attachment.jpg)

What? You said this is not a picture of bowing? No, no, no, in our hometown, this is the normal gesture of bowing to express gratitude.

Just kidding, I said this chapter has been deleted. What I actually want to say is, you can complain, but don’t complain about me with those unfounded things. Otherwise it would be just plain disgusting.

I will give a few templates for those who want to scold and complain, and organize some ideas for those who want to scold, which can be adopted selectively.

First, you can criticize my writing as rubbish, for example, [Silly x author, my writing is like shit! There is no description at all, the typos are not even corrected, the sentences do not make sense, and the complaints are weak and feeble, stupid! 】

Second, you can criticize me for not only being disrespectful but also for being slow in updating, for example: [Silly X author, what the hell I write is all original content, what the hell is it that updates so slowly, and what the hell is it so sloppy, what do you write? j8 stuff? 】

Third: You can criticize me for lack of original content, all of which are original content, or even scold me for having poor imagination.

Fourth: You can criticize me for not being able to write fighting scenes, for example: [Silly x author, the fighting scenes you write are like shit! 】some type of.

Fifth: You can complain that my psychological description is like shit, you can complain about my lack of vocabulary, you can complain that my original content is written like shit, etc.

If there is anything else you want to add, you can add it. My poor imagination can only think of these for the time being. I'm not sure about the rest. As long as someone uses these reasons to scold me without bringing his family, I will accept them all and will never talk back.

In fact, after saying so much, all I want to say is that it’s okay to spray, but don’t spray randomly. To be honest, Gintama fans, our quality is acceptable. After all, there was a saying before: Anyone who likes Gintama is not a bad guy. I forgot the exact words, but the meaning is probably this.

Just a reminder, the consequences of spraying me randomly will be serious! I am a notoriously ruthless person from all over the country! How cruel? Let me give you a few examples and you will understand. When I was in elementary school and junior high school, I really planned my homework during the winter and summer vacations so that I could write an average of a few pages per day and completed them strictly! Just tell me whether to be cruel or not! When I think about it now, my scalp feels numb.

Okay, enough of the joking...

I originally wanted to recommend a few books to everyone, but they are basically Japanese-style, so I gave them some thought and decided that they might not be to your liking. I would like to recommend some articles about the starting point. After searching for a long time, I still can’t find an author who can py it. Forget it... I'll just recommend my favorite book on Three-Body Problems that can be found at the starting point. Liu's long science fiction novel, The Three-Body Problem. I won’t brag about this book, it’s the ceiling.

Then I will recommend some daily jokes and jokes to everyone. Originally I wanted to recommend the ones I liked, but after thinking about it in the end, I decided to just recommend some daily jokes. Because I feel like there are some other styles that I may like but not everyone may like them...

Everyday, male high school students, female high school students, popzi and popi beauty. I don’t need to tell you that everyone should have seen or heard of these movies. To sum up, it’s basically okay to have everyday in the title, no matter how similar it is to The earliest Hiyori, later the Arakawa Comedy Group, Blue Sea (The Sea of ​​Yanyi), Super Power Daughter (also called the Underworld Daughter), and Backstreet Girls, Mr. Despair, the hilarious life in the rainforest, animation fan club, prison Academy, My name is Sakamoto, What's wrong with me, Kusuo Saiki's disaster, Sneak Nako, Monthly Girl Nozaki-kun, Demon Azazel is summoning, etc...

There is also the third season of Osomatsu that just ended yesterday. Osomatsu really needs to be strongly promoted. It is so funny that it takes off. Don’t be dissuaded by the style of the painting. If you keep watching, you will fall in love with the unscrupulous sextuplets. In fact, Gintama also has a lot of Osomatsu memes, the sheeeeh action that appears many times, and the eleventh spoof in the football chapter.

There should be many more episodes, but I can’t remember them right now. I’ll add them later. For now, I can only think of these. If you have any interesting episodes, you can also reply in this chapter.

Finally, I would like to apologize to everyone in advance. Due to personal reasons, the updates of Fake Gintama may not be as diligent as before.

As I said in the last end-of-month summary, it was actually quite tiring. Not only did I have to go to work, but I also had to take care of a milk tea shop at home. I actually quarreled with my girlfriend several times because of this. If I continue to spend all my free time writing online articles, I might really need to hire a store manager.

As a store manager, I have to pay at least a little over three thousand a month (a small county on the 18th tier). The three months that Wang Wen can get perfect attendance have passed. After that, there will only be a share of subscription, and he can only get more than a thousand yuan a month.

If you hire another store manager, you will really just put money into it. I lost more than 2,000 yuan a month. It is expected that I will have to write this online article for more than half a year. Let's count it as seven months, and I will lose at least 15,000 yuan. It's indeed a bit too much, I don't even have that much private money...

As I said at the beginning, although it doesn’t matter whether we make money or not, there is definitely something about giving money...

It's not cost-effective after all calculations, so I decided. In the future, I will allocate more free time to the store, and the online writing aspect may be reduced a bit. However, it won’t be reduced too much, and stable updates should probably be possible. The daily update time should be adjusted, but I will wait for the next few days to see how the time is allocated. You don’t know how to be a eunuch, don’t worry.

There should be very few additional updates during normal times. Even if there are additional updates, they will all be placed on weekends. There is basically no time to add updates from Monday to Friday...

Hope everyone understands...

sorry! ! !

at last……

Good night, see you tomorrow.