Maybe a Fake Gintama

Yoshihara.

Jiang Cheng lay bored on his side on the wooden floor, watching the "THEEDO" nightly news on TV.

"Ha~" Jiang Cheng covered his mouth and yawned, then scratched his butt, glanced at the clock hanging on the wall, and said to himself: "Is it almost twelve o'clock? Yoxi, it's time to go to bed It's time. I have my monthly vacation tomorrow and it's my turn to be on duty. In this case, it's better to go to bed early..."

With that said, Jiang Cheng stood up, picked up the remote control and was about to turn off the TV, but suddenly, Jiang Cheng was attracted by a real-time report on the TV...

On TV:

Host Hanano rubbed his hands and exhaled a breath of white breath. He held the microphone and faced the camera: "There was a long snake-like queue in front of the electronics store. The OTAKUs lined up in a row in the creepy cold night. Their The target is...the new game console, Bentendo Owee! This time, in order to get this game console that has finally been released as early as possible than anyone else, the holy war of passionate OTAKUs begins now!"

Seeing this, Jiang Cheng was stunned on the spot, and the remote control in his hand fell to the ground. After being stunned for two seconds, Jiang Cheng's body burned with an inexplicable flame, and he ran towards the entrance at an extremely fast speed, put on a purple scarf, put on his shoes, picked up his umbrella and went opened the door.

But just as he walked out of the door, Jiang Cheng met Yue Yong, who had just returned from patrol.

Seeing the solemn look on Jiang Cheng's face and the inexplicable arrogance on his body, Yue Yong couldn't help but ask: "Hey, what's wrong?"

After hearing this, Jiang Cheng turned his head, with a trace of unbearable expression on his face: "I was too careless. Yueyue, without our knowledge, has... started. The war has... started!"

【war? ! ] Yue Yong was slightly startled. Before she could ask about the specific situation, Jiang Cheng had already turned around and ran out.

"Hello!"

Looking at Jiang Cheng's disappearing back, Yue Yong shouted, but the latter didn't respond at all.

This was the first time, and this was the first time Yue Yong saw Jiang Cheng showing such a solemn expression.

…

Akihabara, looking at the long queue in front of him, Jiang Cheng's eyes surged with fighting spirit.

Jiang Cheng clenched his fists and took a breath of cold air: "Then, let's get started..."

but,

As soon as Jiang Cheng finished speaking, several kunai were greeted on the back of his head. In an instant, Jiang Cheng rolled his eyes and fell straight forward. A pool of blood gradually spread around Jiang Cheng's head...

A few seconds later, Jiang Cheng came to life. He pulled out the kunai from the back of his head and stood up unsteadily. He turned around and looked at the fully armed Yue Yong and all the Hyakuhua members behind him.

"Hey? Why are you here?" Jiang Cheng asked confused.

"Is this the war you're talking about?" Yue Yong suppressed the anger in her heart and complained with disdain.

"Yes," Jiang Cheng nodded, then folded his hands and hummed, "This is the most important war to me that has already begun!"

However, Yue Yong didn't listen at all, and turned around to leave. When passing by a group of Baihua members, she said: "Disband."

"Wait a minute!" Jiang Cheng raised his hand and shouted, "Since you are already here, it means that you are also aware! In this case, let's stay and work hard together!"

However, Yue Yong didn't listen at all, and the speed of her feet did not slow down at all. However, as she walked, Yue Yong suddenly felt something was wrong, because there was no one around her.

When Dang even stopped and glanced away slightly, he saw a group of Baihua members sitting in a circle on the ground. All members raised their ears energetically and stood in the middle while listening. Jiang Cheng explained the main points of this war.

"Do you understand everything?!" Jiang Cheng shouted seriously.

"Got it!"×n

"Yo Xi, follow me!" With that said, Jiang Cheng turned around and walked forward. All Baihua members also stood up and followed Jiang Cheng.

Seeing this scene, Yue Yong had no choice but to hold her forehead and follow the crowd with black lines on her head. After all, with Jiang Cheng, a guy who never plays cards according to common sense, there is no chance that Baihua will follow him and do something stupid. In order not to cause a big sensation, he must keep up and be vigilant at all times.

Anyway, this is how Yue Yong convinced herself.

Jiang Cheng walked forward with his head held high, without even looking at the long queue of people queuing up beside him. As he walked, Jiang Cheng suddenly saw three people in the queue beside him gathering together to grill cheese and eat it.

However, Jiang Cheng didn't care about this and kept walking forward. After a while, Jiang Cheng suddenly heard some noises coming from behind. It seemed that Baihua had a conflict with someone else.

"Hey, didn't you tell me not to cause a sensation?" Jiang Cheng stopped, looked behind him and complained.

"It's settled, Mr. Jiang Cheng," a Baihua lady came over with hot cheese, steak and hot milk, "Sir Jiang Cheng, do you want some of this in such a cold weather?"

"Thank you so much. Where did you find this? You are really capable." Jiang Cheng said with a smile.

Hearing Jiang Cheng's compliment, the Baihua girl felt happy, and her face showed a bit of smugness. However, the other Miss Baihua looked at her with a hint of jealousy.

"Okay, okay, let's take it out to eat when we get to the first place. Let's continue." With that said, Jiang Cheng turned his head again and walked towards the front of the queue.

Seeing this, the Baihua ladies also quickly followed.

What Jiang Cheng didn't know was that in the team not far behind him, a certain girl with a round head was staring blankly at a person covered in kunai with squinted eyes, rolling her eyes and lying on the ground not knowing whether she was alive or dead. Silver curly hair and certain glasses...

After a while, a woman holding a cigarette stick passed by the Wanshiwu trio. Seeing this, Kagura turned her head to Yue Yong, but Yue Yong just held her forehead and sighed softly, and then did not stop. left.

Kagura: "..."

Looking at the other side, Jiang Cheng continued to walk forward. On the way, Jiang Cheng seemed to have inadvertently noticed someone in the team sitting on the kotatsu eating hot pot.

However, Jiang Cheng didn't care at all and continued to walk forward. At this time, all Jiang Cheng's thoughts were on the Owee game console that was about to be released. But just after taking a few steps, Jiang Cheng suddenly heard the sound of Baihua arguing with others behind him.

Jiang Cheng stopped again helplessly, turned his head and sighed softly and complained: "Didn't I tell you not to cause a sensation? Can you guys just calm down?"

As soon as Jiang Cheng finished speaking, he saw four Baihua ladies walking over carrying the futon. There was also a small hotpot simmering on the futon.

"Master Jiangcheng, weather like this is perfect for eating hot pot in the kotatsu." A Baihua lady who was carrying the kotatsu said.

"Yes, yes." The other three students agreed.

"That's true, but it's not too late to wait until you are at the head of the queue to eat," Jiang Cheng said with a smile, but just after he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng noticed that the faces of the four Baihua ladies all showed a look of [Quickly With a "compliment me" expression, Jiang Cheng couldn't help but smile and praised again: "Well done, you guys."

After listening, the four Baihua ladies whispered secretly at the same time: "Yo Xi!"

However, the other Baihua ladies who had not been praised invariably cursed in their hearts at the same time.

Immediately afterwards, Jiang Cheng turned around again and continued walking forward, but what Jiang Cheng didn't know was. In the team not far behind him, there was a long-haired man and a white penguin-like mysterious space creature. They were lying on the ground with kunai all over their bodies, not knowing whether they were alive or dead.

The OTAKU people who were queuing up next to them all had expressionless faces. Not long after, a 36D woman passed by, glanced at the man on the ground, and then left forward again.

As for Jiang Cheng, his goal is very clear, that is, number one. No matter what happens on the way, it has nothing to do with him. No, just now, Jiang Cheng seemed to have inadvertently noticed that someone in the team was bathing in a wooden barrel, but he was only slightly surprised.

However, before taking a few steps forward, Jiang Cheng suddenly heard the quarrel between Baihua and others behind him. Jiang Cheng, who was extremely helpless, had to stop again, turned around and said helplessly: " Hey, this has happened several times, can you calm down a little?"

Jiang Cheng's tone was much heavier than the previous two times.

After hearing this, all the Baihua ladies who had not grabbed the bathtub secretly rejoiced in their hearts: [Let’s see? Master Jiang Cheng is angry! Deserve it! 】

Looking at the bathtub being carried by seven Baihua ladies and the naked Sougo in the bathtub, Jiang Cheng no longer knew what to say.

"Master Jiang Cheng, in such a cold weather, wouldn't it be more comfortable to take a hot bath?" Miss Baihua said, holding a pile of firewood.

"That's right." All the Baihua ladies carrying the bathtub agreed.

Seeing the expressions of "please praise" on everyone's faces, Jiang Cheng was extremely helpless. However, in order not to disappoint everyone, Jiang Cheng finally chose to smile and said: "Well, you worked very hard. You did a good job."

After hearing this, all the young ladies who had just participated in the battle for the bathtub were satisfied.

"Boss, you're here too." Sougo said calmly.

"Ah, yes." After responding, Jiang Cheng turned around and walked towards the front of the row without thinking, "Sorry, Sougo-kun, I don't have much time to chat with you now. The war has officially started."

Soongwu: "..."

As a result, the group of Baihua girls led by Jiang Cheng became one of the most beautiful scenery in Akihabara. Some people in the team were holding cheese, some were carrying kotatsu, and some were carrying bathtubs...

Jiang Cheng didn't know that in the team behind him, there was a certain guy with V-shaped bangs, holding a cigarette in his mouth, squinting his beady eyes, looking speechlessly at a certain kunai on the ground that was covered in kunai and only wore a pocket. Gorilla in crotch pants...

When Yue Yong passed by the orangutan, she only glanced at it briefly, and then followed it again.