Maybe a Fake Gintama

Finally, Jiang Cheng came to the first place, and all the Baihua girls also put down the trophies they had just grabbed.

"Boss, you are jumping in line."

At this time, Sougo was still soaking in the tub.

Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng folded his hands and laughed: "Jumping in line? How could I do something that only LV0 guys would do. Look, dealing with OTAKUs of this level, for me, it's like It’s so easy to memorize the first two rows of the multiplication table!”

After finishing speaking, Jiang Cheng walked up to the fat guy with glasses and said without any hesitation: "Brother, can you give me your number plate?"

Seeing the Baihua girls behind Jiang Cheng staring at him fiercely, the glasses guy swallowed a mouthful of saliva, then hugged the number plate hard in his arms, and bravely said: "No...I won't Leave it to you!"

Jiang Xiang noticed something, raised the corner of his mouth, chuckled softly, turned his head to look at the Baihua members behind him, and pretended to complain: "Hey, don't show such a fierce expression, I'm alone That’s it.”

With that said, Jiang Cheng turned around again, looked at the glasses guy in front of him, smiled, and took out several...coupons for various Yoshiwara stores from his arms.

"What if I exchange it for this?" Jiang Cheng raised his eyebrows frivolously and said with a smile, "This is a genuine 10% off coupon for various stores in Yoshiwara. As long as you have this, you will definitely be able to bid farewell to your virginity~ Do you really not want it? Really? Ask yourself in your heart, do you really not want it?"

The guy with glasses struggled inwardly as he looked at the young ladies from poor families on the coupon cover.

"Think about it, is it really important for Owee to have such a thing? Owee can't help you get rid of your virginity, but this..." Jiang Cheng lowered his voice, leaned into the glasses guy's ear and said gently, "I'll tell you in a low voice. Oh, with this, all the things you fantasize about will come true~ No matter it is the [beep——] style, or the [beep——] style, or even the [beep——] style, even the [beep——] style , all, all will satisfy you~ So, what are you still hesitating about? This is a rare opportunity. There is no such store after this village~ Sa, hurry up and take out your number plate. [Beep——] I’m waving to you~”

The guy with glasses had a red face, was breathing heavily, his eyes were about to burst, and he had already swallowed his saliva several times. The hand holding the number plate gradually loosened up, but not completely. It was obvious that he was still engaged in a fierce mental battle.

But Jiang Cheng didn't say anything else, because it was enough to achieve this level, whether it was earlier or later, in the end,

The young man in front of me would obediently hand over his number plate.

But at this moment, the thin guy who was ranked second couldn't help but handed over his number plate: "If he doesn't change it, I will change it! Please! Change it with me! I am already thirty years old!" ! I think, I want to get rid of my virginity! The second place can also get the game console 100%!"

After the thin guy spoke up, the third, fourth, and 100th place behind him all shouted out, wanting to be replaced.

However, Jiang Cheng didn't react at all. He still looked at the glasses guy in front of him with a joking face. It could be seen that the glasses guy should be a senior game OTAKU. It is absolutely impossible for an ordinary OTAKU to last for such a long time! However, that's it. Seeing the glasses guy's hand relax slightly, Jiang Cheng smiled calmly.

Then he turned around, raised his hand and shook the coupon in his hand, sighed softly and said: "Hey~ forget it, since I don't want to change, forget it, I'll just go and line up..."

"Wait a minute!" The guy with glasses bit his lower lip, and after a fierce ideological struggle, he finally shouted, "Change! I'll change!"

"But it seems that you are really reluctant, little brother. If it's really difficult, forget it. After all, that number plate should be quite important to you, right?" Jiang Cheng turned his head and said with a frown.

"Indeed... indeed, this is indeed very important to me. To me, it is like the world I live in. Although it is virtual, I do find solace there..." The guy with glasses looked at the number plate in his hand. , struggling together flashed in their eyes, but finally compromised.

The guy with glasses raised his head and continued: "But, now I understand! It is absolutely not possible to just indulge in the virtual world! No, it's not impossible, it's because I am too confident! I thought that if I was immersed in that kind of place, I would I will no longer be interested in anything in the real world! But, I was wrong! Seeing the thing in your hand, I was still attracted! I failed! At this moment, I understood that I had been just escaping all this time It’s just reality! For my half-hearted self, I..."

As he said this, the guy with glasses actually choked up.

"You're not a dabbler." Jiang Cheng came over and patted the guy with glasses on the shoulder, looking at the long queue behind him. "A dabbler can't win in a queue of tens of thousands of people." To the first place! A dilettante cannot dare to accept the true self at this time! A dilettante cannot shed tears at a time like this! The last and most important point! A dilettante cannot dare to admit that he is a dilettante!! You remember it clearly for me!"

"You..." The guy with glasses raised his head and looked at Jiang Cheng in disbelief, then he hugged his head and started crying.

"This is for you." After saying that, Jiang Cheng stuffed the coupon directly into the arms of the guy with glasses, "Forget about the number plate and whatnot, I can't rob the world you love. Come on. Well, whether it’s in the virtual world or... the real world.”

With that said, Jiang Cheng turned around and left.

"You...who are you?" The glasses guy sniffed and shouted at Jiang Cheng's back.

"Who?" Jiang Cheng chuckled, then looked up at the sky and sighed, "I'm just like you, just an OTAKU immersed in the virtual world. It's nothing special, but forget it today. See There are so many lovely juniors, I simply can’t bear to compete with you for living space. Goodbye, I am not a half-hearted dilettante."

After speaking, Jiang Cheng stretched out his hand and waved.

"Senior! I will help you bring an Owee out! Even if it means risking my life!" the glasses guy shouted with tears, "This is the first time someone has acknowledged me! Absolutely! I will definitely help you bring it. One came out!"

"We are too! We are not half-hearted! Seniors!" A group of OTAKUs in the front row behind the glasses guy also shouted with tears in their eyes.

Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng raised the corner of his mouth slightly. The Baihua people on the side, Yue Yong who had just arrived, and Sougo who had just left the bathtub and were sitting in the kotatsu were all dumbfounded.

I originally thought it would be an ordinary exchange, but I didn't expect it would end up like this!

"You guys..." Jiang Cheng turned his head, wiped the non-existent tears from the corners of his eyes, and said somewhat unbearably: "No need, it's not worth it for me to be half-assed..."

Zong Wuyue chanted Baihua and everyone: That's enough!

"What are you talking about! Senior is not a dabbler!" The guy with glasses wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes and retorted with a smile.

"That's right!" A group of OTAKUs behind the glasses guy also wiped away their tears and echoed with a smile.

Zong Wuyue chanted Baihua and everyone: That's enough! !

…

Jiang Cheng was wearing beach pants and soaking in the bathtub. Several Baihua ladies were filling the tub with firewood. Behind Jiang Cheng, there were two Baihua ladies standing behind Jiang Cheng, giving him Jiang Cheng rubbed his shoulders.

On the right side of the tub, there was a young lady named Baihua. She took chopsticks and picked up the dishes cooked in the hot pot on the stove. After blowing them to the right temperature, she put them into Jiang Cheng's mouth.

On the left side of the tub, a young lady from Baihua was feeding Jiang Cheng carefully with the cheese and hot milk she had just snatched.

Sougo sat bored in the kotatsu. He originally wanted to pick up chopsticks and eat hot pot together, but was stopped by the fierce eyes of Miss Momoka on the side.

"Boss, you are really amazing. You have successfully transformed a lot of OTAKUs in such a simple way."

Sougo curled his lips as he looked at the OTAKUs lined up at the side who were now high in fighting spirit and no longer had any sullen aura on their faces.

"Hey, how did you do that?" Yue Yong finally couldn't help it, walked over, and asked aloud.

In fact, Yue Yong stood there and thought for a long time, but did not understand the reason. Why can a simple word change so many people?

If it weren't for this reason, just because of Jiang Cheng's decadent appearance at this time, Yue Yong would have gone crazy.

"Actually, it can only be said in four words: [self-worth]." Jiang Cheng shrugged and answered casually.

"Self-worth?"

"Ah, it is quite troublesome to tell them all, and you may be criticized for the word count. Just summarize it briefly," Jiang Cheng continued, "That is, what we often say and what exists in various comics, [ Being recognized by others] and [recognizing others]. Only when these two conditions exist at the same time, can a person truly find [self-worth]."

Yue Yong held her hands and lowered her head, thinking secretly about Jiang Cheng's words, while Sougo had a "completely uninterested" expression.

"It's so relaxing. Just lie down in the tub and soak until the end to get Owee. There is no doubt that today's war will be a complete victory~" Jiang Cheng closed his eyes and sighed slightly.

"Wait a minute, I have something else to ask you," Yue Yong suddenly asked again, "What's going on with the Yoshihara 10% off coupon?"

"Don't worry, it's just like before, it's all a discount scam." Jiang Cheng waved his hand and said nonchalantly: "By the way, I still have a lot of clothes in my clothes. If you need, you can take them and distribute them. The OTAKUs in front of you It’s also a good group of potential consumers.”

"Boss, you have a really bad personality," Sougo on the side couldn't help complaining, "But it's precisely because of this that we can get along well."