Maybe a Fake Gintama

"Hahahaha, that makes sense." Jiang Cheng laughed twice, then turned his head to look at Miss Baihua behind him who was squeezing his shoulders, "You can use a little more force, I'm struggling."

"Hi." The two Baihua ladies responded excitedly at the same time.

On the other side, there is a certain silver-haired curly, a certain glasses, a certain captain of the universe, a certain mysterious creature of the captain of the universe, a certain orangutan. At this time, everyone stood in a row, looking at Jiang Cheng who was enjoying the service with twitching veins.

As for Shishi and Kagura, they had already gone to the kotatsu to sit and enjoy themselves.

"Hey, do you understand the target?" Gintoki asked bitterly.

"Yes, I understand." Everyone responded at the same time.

Elizabeth, who was cosplaying Luffy, simultaneously raised a wooden sign: [Understood! 】

"The goal is to kill that pony-tailed man. Even if we don't want Owee today, we will kill him. Do you understand?!" Gintoki shouted again.

"Wait... wait!" Kondo suddenly thought of something and shook his head quickly, "No, no, I already made an agreement with Miss A Miao when we were in the store!"

As he said that, Kondo recalled that in the Smile Bar, A Miao threatened with a smile: "Get an Owee for everyone in the store. If you can't do it, I will dig out your request..."

After seeing this memory, Xin Baji complained with black lines on his head: "That's not an agreement, it's a threat, right?"

"Yoshi, then if you can get Owee, kill that ponytail man! Do you understand?!" Gintoki said again.

"I understand!" everyone shouted at the same time. At the same time, Yililu Baifei also raised the wooden sign: [Understood! 】

Then, after Gintoki counted one, two, three, everyone rushed towards Jiang Cheng at the same time. But at this moment, the door of the store finally opened.

At this moment, Gintoki and others' rushing direction changed instantly, and they rushed straight towards the store door.

However, on the side, Jiang Cheng, who had quick eyes and quick hands, jumped out of the tub, put on his clothes, picked up the umbrella on the side and rushed over.

Fortunately, Jiang Cheng was the first to arrive at the store door.

"Hey, what do you mean?" Gintoki looked at Jiang Cheng, who was blocking the door with his hands folded, and asked.

Asked.

"No, there's no special reason," Jiang Cheng replied calmly, "Just wait in line for me without any hesitation. Anyone who dares to jump in line today must pass my test first."

"You are the least qualified to say this!" Gintoki cursed with rolled eyes.

Xin Baji and others simultaneously crossed their hands and nodded in agreement.

"Sorry, I'm not here to queue up today, nor am I here to buy Owee," Jiang Cheng said, glancing at the OTAKUs who were queuing up in an orderly manner, "I'm just protecting the dreams of those who really want Owee. . You guys are just here for all kinds of selfish reasons. I won’t let any of you in today."

Just as Jiang Cheng finished speaking, all the members of Baihua, including Sougo and Yueyong, stood beside Jiang Cheng and stood at the door of the store.

"Sougo! Why did you rebel too?!" Kondo said angrily.

"Sorry, Kondo-san." Sougo shrugged. "I just thought about it and I think what the boss said makes sense. I'm sorry, but I can't let you go today."

"In this world, the law of the jungle is the law of the jungle!" Gintoki Byakuya retorted, "Those who can't compete with others, even if they are ranked first and can't get it, they can't get it! This is the rule!"

"Indeed, this world is indeed dominated by the jungle," Jiang Cheng said with a squinted smile, then opened his eyes and gave a ferocious smile, "So, I'm here. If you defeat me, you can go in. If you lose, please leave. .”

"Stop joking! You are not the manager here!" Gintoki said angrily.

"Yes, yes!" Kondo agreed.

After hearing this, Jiang Cheng sneered, and then said coldly: "It is true that I am not the manager here, but if you really become the kind of people who can bully ordinary weak people at will, , I absolutely disdain to be associated with you, Gintoki, if your bushido really becomes like this, then I will personally help you cut it off. And the wig, you too."

After hearing this, Gintoki and Katsura fell silent.

"And you, Xin Baji," Jiang Cheng looked at Xin Baji, "As an OTAKU person, you should understand. You have to wait in line for days and nights in the cold wind just to buy what you like. Idol’s photos and new album, what would you think if you were cut in line by a group of people like you now when it was your turn? Think about it for yourself.”

After hearing this, Xin Baji also lowered his head.

Finally, Jiang Cheng glanced at Kondo beside him.

"As for you, police chief, if you really have this awareness, you should go back to the zoo as soon as possible."

"Wait a minute! Why are you asking me to go back to the zoo?!" Kondo yelled, "I'm a human! A human! Not an orangutan!"

【And me. 】Elizabeth raised the wooden sign in time. But Jiang Chengcheng just glanced at it.

The latter was so frightened that he trembled and knelt down and raised the wooden sign: "Please don't eat me!" 】

"It is true that the world is in chaos and the weak prey on the strong. However, respecting the weak in front of the weak, not being swayed by others in front of the strong, and sticking to one's own heart without being humble or arrogant, this is a capital word!" Jiang Cheng glanced at it! Taking a look at the OTAKUs who were still queuing up, he said, "If the scale in his heart is messed up, this kind of person is just a scumbag. No matter how powerful he is, he only has an appearance, that kind of Guy, there’s no way he can beat me.”

Fourteen, who was sitting in the kotatsu and smoking, couldn't help but burst into laughter: "Hmm hum hum ha ha ha ha... Kondo-san, I didn't expect that one day we would be taught a lesson by someone who is not a samurai, and we are completely helpless. The kind of rebuttal. I am convinced. It seems that our bushido still lacks training, hahahaha..."

"Fourteen, you..."

"Ah, although I really want to fight with you, let's forget it today." Fourteen looked at Jiang Cheng, chuckled twice, then stood up from the kotatsu, walked towards Jiang Cheng, and stood next to Sougo. Next to him, "I'm sorry, Kondo-san, my bushido doesn't allow me to do that."

"There are some things that you must never forget, even if you are threatened by the woman you love. I am a samurai, I am a human being." Kondo stood beside Fourteen with his arms folded.

"Gin-chan, I'm sorry. Dad and Mommy told me Aru, you can't bully the weak." After saying that, Kagura also came over and stood next to Jiang Cheng.

"Hahahaha..." Gintoki's shoulders began to shake, and then he raised his head, his expression showing a little softness, "Jiang Cheng, it's been a long time. The last time I was scolded so badly by you, I was already Almost forgotten.”

After saying that, Gintoki stretched out his fist and hit Jiang Cheng's chest hard, and said softly: "Welcome back."

Jiang Cheng just chuckled and said nothing.

"It is true that in this world, there are many more weak people than strong people, but, as you said, only by respecting the weak can the world continue better." As he spoke, Gui Yang raised the corner of his mouth and chuckled, "You came back too late, idiot."

"Yo Xi, it's time to start." Jiang Cheng smiled and looked at the staff on the side, "Sorry, it took some time, but this way, there will be no surprises during the sale."

"Hi!" The staff member wiped away the tears that could not be stopped, then picked up the paper tube loudspeaker and pointed at the OTAKUs who were still queuing, "Although it has passed the 12 o'clock sale time, I think It’s not too late, Bentendo Owee sales have started! Follow the queue order, don’t rush, don’t push, follow the staff’s instructions, each person is limited to one purchase.”

After that, the team began to enter in an orderly manner. No one was crowded, and no one was angry because they were not in line.

In less than half an hour, the first 100 lucky people walked out slowly holding Owee's new game console in their hands.

However, these lucky people did not leave, but walked towards Jiang Cheng and others together.

"Okay, let's go back quickly. It's so cold, be careful of catching a cold, [half-baked brother]." Jiang Cheng looked at the top-ranked glasses guy in front of him and said with a smile.

"No, those who can't get Owee are half-baked, don't you think so? Half-baked seniors?" The glasses guy changed his previous style and even joked with Jiang Cheng.

"Stop showing off, go back quickly." Jiang Cheng turned away and chuckled.

Then, the glasses guy and Jiang Cheng laughed in unison.

"That's enough, this is yours." With that said, the glasses guy stuffed Owee into Jiang Cheng's arms.

Before Jiang Cheng had time to refuse, the glasses guy turned around and ran out, waving to Jiang Cheng as he ran: "Goodbye, seniors who need help from juniors. And, thank you! Owee will still sell, but there are some things It’s rare to hear it in this lifetime.”

"Hey..." Jiang Cheng wanted to say something else, but the latter had already run away.

At the same time, the people around Jiang Cheng were basically in the same situation, with Owees being stuffed into everyone's hands. No one had time to refuse.

…

When all the crowd dispersed.

Jiang Cheng looked at the dozens of Owees placed on the ground in front of him and wiped the sweat from his forehead: "Ah, I almost couldn't help laughing..."

"I'm already laughing, okay?" Gintoki hugged the five Owee and curled his lips and said, "Fortunately, I reacted quickly and said welcome back... Phew, there was no near miss, no near miss, finally it was I got all the five stations I commissioned without spending a penny, making a net profit."

"Two bosses, I was the first one to cooperate. Don't forget my contribution." Sougo said while holding two Owees.

"So, I declare that today's war is a complete victory!" Jiang Cheng shouted.

However, Jiang Cheng, Gintoki and Sougo did not notice that the faces of the others on the side had turned completely dark.

"Wait a minute," Xin Bajia adjusted his glasses with a dark face, twitching the corners of his eyes and complained: "Were all those words just now an act?"

"Otherwise?" Gintoki replied casually, "How can we complete our commission without acting? Wutai Owee, it's impossible no matter how much you think, right?"

"Hey! I remember those words just now as life mottos!"

"Kondo-san, can you accept these Owee without conscience?" Fourteen lowered his head and asked with a dark face.

"No, I just got scolded severely, and now I want to beat him back no matter what. By the way, you also scolded me just now, right, Fourteen?"

"No, no, no, that one was just brought in by those bastards, it doesn't count." Fourteen replied.

"Hey." Kagura put down the Owee she was holding in her hands and came to Jiangcheng and Gintoki. She raised her head and looked at them with a smile.

"What's wrong? Kagura-chan?" Jiang Cheng asked confused.

"The commission money this time can buy you a lot of vinegar kombu." Gintoki continued.

But just as he finished speaking, Kagura clenched his hands into fists at the same time and hit Jiangcheng and Gintoki's stomachs hard at the same time.

The two spit out a mouthful of acidic water at the same time and flew out.

"The scumbags are talking about you two!" Kagura rushed over reluctantly, caught the two of them and gave them a good beating.

At the same time, Sougo also rushed over and shouted: "Boss, let me help you."

"That boss?"×2

"That doesn't matter." Sougo joined the battlefield.

Afterwards, Shinbaji, who was a little angry, also joined the battlefield, and Fourteen and Kondo also participated.

"Hey, let's go." After saying that, Yue Yong turned around and left. The other Baihua ladies followed with expressionless faces, narrowed eyes.

As for Gui, he stood there and looked at the Owee in his hand. After a few seconds of pause, he threw the Owee in his hand to the ground and cursed: "It's not a super family game console?! Bah!"

After spitting, Gui turned around and left angrily.

(Owee chapter, end.)