Maybe a Fake Gintama

One day at noon.

Yoshihara, Jiang Cheng's room.

Gintoki stood outside the door, scratching his messy hair irritably, then kicked Jiang Cheng's door open and walked in.

Behind Gintoki, there was Xiaoyu following.

"Hey, you bastard like a piece of shit." Gintoki yelled at Jiang Cheng, who was sitting on the ground with headphones on his head, a game controller in his hand, and his eyes focused on the computer screen.

However, there was no response at all in the latter, probably because the sound isolation effect of the headphones is too good.

"Hey! You bastard like shit!" Gintoki took two steps forward and shouted again.

However, Jiang Cheng still had no reaction.

"Hey! You bastard like shit [beep——][beep——][beep——]!" Gintoki took two steps forward again, stood behind Jiang Cheng and shouted loudly with his veins popping out.

"It's so noisy! Bastard! And why do you scold him harder every time?!" Jiang Cheng stood up instantly and knocked Gintoki away with an elbow.

"Have you been able to hear this from the beginning?!" Gintoki got up and cursed, rubbing his belly.

"Ah, you can hear it, you can hear it." Jiang Cheng took off his headphones and replied impatiently, "Kagura doesn't come often lately, is it you? What's wrong? Are you here to ask for pocket money? ?!Yeah?!"

"Thank you, uncle." Yin Sang took two steps forward without restraint and stretched out his hands.

"Wash." Jiang Cheng replied expressionlessly.

"Is there no Gaaru? Because there is no Gaaru, why don't you give it to me?! Bastard uncle!" Gintoki complained loudly.

"Yes! As long as you kneel down and call uncle, I will give you any amount of pocket money, you bastard!"

Seeing that the two were about to fight again, Xiaoyu on the side quickly stepped forward and tried to persuade them: "Master Jiang Cheng, Master Gintoki, please don't be so irritable. Why? Why do you two quarrel whenever you meet?"

"Because he's unhappy!" Jiang Cheng and Gintoki grabbed each other's collars, turned around and yelled at the same time.

"What's the specific reason?" Xiaoyu asked again.

"Then you still need to ask? His whole existence makes me very unhappy!" Gintoki and Jiang Cheng shouted at the same time again.

"Why do you learn to speak like me?"×2

"Huh?! Why don't you die?!"×2

The two started to pinch each other again, but this time they just grabbed each other's collars, and Xiaoyu couldn't help laughing.

"It's really interesting, two adults." Xiaoyu continued, "Even though they are so similar sometimes, they hate each other so much. What is the specific reason? There should be something, right?"

"Ah, yes," Jiang Cheng broke away from Gintoki's hands, and at the same time withdrew his own hands, he replied casually, "I hate this guy's head, limbs, and the rest of it. I hate them all. I was thinking about [It would be great if this guy died]"

"What you said is the same as before!" Gintoki shouted with his eyes rolled, "I also hate it the most, your head, upper body and lower body! I always think about [when will this guy disappear from this world]"

"It doesn't make any difference what you said, you bastard!"

"When did Lord Jiangcheng and Lord Gintoki meet?"

Gintoki Jiangcheng: "I didn't know him twenty years ago."

Just after they finished speaking, the two looked at each other and spoke at the same time again.

Jiang Chengyinshi: "I didn't know him 20 years ago."

"Hey, can you please stop changing your answers so easily?! Are you that following the crowd?!" Jiang Cheng cursed, "You can maintain your natural curls for so many years, but you can't maintain an answer for two seconds? ?!”

"You're talking about yourself, right?! You like to copy answers, don't you?! You act like a primary school student and don't have your own ideas, right?!"

"Data records show that the reason why Lord Jiangcheng and Lord Gintoki hate each other is that over the past twenty years, they have begun to get tired of each other's bodies..."

"Wait a minute!" Jiang Cheng quickly stopped him, "By the way, where did you learn those terrible words from Xiaoyu?!"

"With this idiot's body, even his [beep--] woman won't have a chance to [beep--] a second time." Gintoki mocked.

"Hey, that's enough. Can't you get over this joke? I never remember that I was such a [beep--] man in the past!" Jiang Cheng rolled his eyes and shouted, "Don't think that the author didn't write about you. You can talk nonsense here! I'm suing you for slander, you bastard!"

"You didn't write it? Why didn't you write it? You don't know why?!" Gintoki was not to be outdone, "Isn't it because your past is like [beep——] and you know it all day long, twenty Four hours [beep——], maybe I didn’t write it because I was afraid of being harmed!”

"It's nothing, you bastard!"

"Because I didn't write it, does it become something that never happened?!" Gintoki retorted, "Just like you didn't have constipation today, so you can say you didn't eat yesterday?!"

"You're talking completely two different things, you bastard!"

The two sides are getting more and more fierce and are already gearing up to take action.

"Well, Gintoki-sama, can you describe it more accurately? What do you mean by [beep——] and [beep——] and [beep——]? Because they are all processed as silenced, my system Can’t analyze it.”

"Hey, do you want this work to be cut in half?" Jiang Cheng squinted his beady eyes and complained expressionlessly, "Didn't I say that just now? All the things he just made up were all made up by him."

"it is true!"

…

"I'm a little tired from the noise, and my throat feels a little uncomfortable." Jiang Cheng opened the refrigerator and took out two cans of Coke, and threw one of them to Gintoki.

Then, the two of them opened the tab in unison, raised their heads and drank. Even the number of swallows was the same, and the same amount of time passed after finishing the drink.

Xiaoyu, who was watching this spectacle, was amazed.

"Tell me, what are you doing here? I'm very busy too," Jiang Cheng came to the table and sat down, and asked with some annoyance, "If you are quarreling with me, you are already very tired today. Please excuse me. once."

"No, I'm not in the mood to argue with you idiot," Gintoki picked his nose and glanced at Xiaoyu, "It's Xiaoyu's business."

"Xiaoyu? What's wrong?" Jiang Cheng asked doubtfully.

"Grandma Denshi told me to take a break once in a while and gave me 72 hours. No, there are 68 hours and 38 minutes left. No, 37 minutes of vacation time." Xiaoyu replied, "But working for people is a machine maid. It’s a mission.”

"This kid is really awesome. He sat on the stairs of my house for two and a half hours." Gintoki interjected.

"So I want to know, what should I do during my vacation? Master Jiang Cheng, Master Gintoki. Has Granny Tosei abandoned me?"

"That old woman probably just wants you to relax and have your own time occasionally." Gintoki replied, "Well, although this should be more difficult for a robot."

"What does [relaxation] mean?" Xiaoyu asked again.

"In short...that's it..." Gintoki thought for a moment, "it means rest."

"Then what should I do if I [rest]?"

"Your explanations are getting more and more troublesome for Gintoki. Granny Toshi just wants you to do what you want to do." Jiang Cheng said nonchalantly, "Instead of following this useless natural roll around, go and do it yourself Wouldn’t it be nice to just do what you like?”

"What do you mean by favorite things?"

"Don't pretend to be stupid, there must be something there, that is, when you do something, you feel more comfortable, and when you do something, there are more smiles on your face. Or maybe, you want to stay with someone, stay with You feel happy when you are around someone.”

"She's a robot, how can she be in any mood." Gintoki waved his hand in disapproval.

"Ha~ It will really cause trouble for people," Jiang Cheng said, standing up, "Although I am a little reluctant, leave it to me."

"Did Xiaoyu cause trouble to Mr. Jiang Cheng?" Xiaoyu raised her head and asked.

"No, that's not what I meant. That," Jiang Cheng scratched his hair, "That's it. There's nothing else."

"[That]? What does [that] mean? Can you explain it more specifically? Xiaoyu can't understand such a general term."

"Anyway, it doesn't mean anything special. Human beings are all like this. Don't they often pronounce words that have no actual meaning sometimes?" Jiang Cheng was a little confused by the question and could only continue, "Human beings sometimes I will also sigh, although I think it may be expressing dissatisfaction, but in fact it is just a momentary expression of emotion. After that moment, the word actually has no practical meaning."

"In other words, did I make Lord Jiang Cheng distressed for a moment?"

"Gintoki, you explain."

"Hey?! Why are you throwing the blame on me?" Gintoki shouted, "You don't know how to answer such a troublesome question!"

"Gintoki-sama, is Tama in trouble?"

"Ah, no, it's just that, that, that," Gintoki quickly replied.

"Is it [that] again? Is it the same as Mr. Euchi's answer just now, or is it that Gintoki-sama's "that" and Mr. Euchi's "that" are not the same "that", or that the "that" mentioned by two people is actually Is it just [that]? Xiaoyu can’t understand.”

"It's so annoying!" Jiang Cheng and Gintoki shouted at the same time.

Xiaoyu closed her mouth instantly and fell silent.

"Well, Xiaoyu, actually that one has no special meaning. It's just an excuse that a person makes when he doesn't know what to answer." Jiang Cheng said with some embarrassment, "Also, if you really can't find what you want to say, To do things, you can go out and walk more. Aren't you a robot? You can compare several things you do. For example, remove Gintoki's stick. You are eager to complete it 100%. [Beep——] when losing silver, I desperately want the completion level to be 200%. In this way, you can find something you are more willing to do. In addition, if it is really these two things, I suggest you do it together Finish."

"Hey! Why are you using my stick as an example with [Beep——]! Why don't you use yours?!"

"Xiaotama has zero curiosity about Gintoki-sama's stick and [beep--]. She has zero curiosity about Mr. Jiangcheng's stick and [beep--]."