Maybe a Fake Gintama

Yoshihara, early morning.

Still feeling the strange feeling on his face, Jiang Cheng opened his eyes expressionlessly, and said with a burst of veins: "Hey, I'm not that kind of perverted foot control, bastard!"

But just after he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng suddenly noticed something was wrong...

…

Breakfast time.

"Ah hahaha! What kind of costume are you wearing?" Jiang Cheng couldn't stop laughing, holding his stomach, "Why is it a cross screwdriver? What kind of thing are you playing? Is it Yoshiwara's new activity?"

Listening to Jiang Cheng's ridicule, two veins popped up on Yue Yong's face and began to beat continuously. Then, Yue Yong silently put down the bowl and chopsticks, calmly took out two kunai and threw them out. Pricked on Jiang Cheng's forehead.

The latter rolled his eyes and fell down in a pool of blood, still twitching.

"Speaking of which, Yueyue, why do you look like this?" Rilun smiled, then looked at Yueyong and asked aloud, "Did you buy a doll costume?"

"No, it's not," Yue Yong murmured, supporting her chin with one hand. "I originally thought it was this idiot or Baihua's prank, but after asking, I found out that it was not like that. Moreover, this is not something as simple as a doll costume. , I can’t take it off at all.”

"That's really troublesome," Nichirin frowned slightly, "When did it become like this?"

"It's like this when I wake up in the morning." Yue Yong replied.

"So that means it became like this while sleeping, right?" Hiwa analyzed, "It seems that Yoshiwara needs to step up patrols as well."

"Well, I have arranged for Baihua to do it."

"But the most troublesome thing right now is to find the culprit that caused you to become like this as soon as possible, and to restore it to your original state as soon as possible. This is also very inconvenient, right?" Nichiwa said with a serious look.

"Yoshihara's safety comes first, and this body is no longer inconvenient," Yue Yong replied, "The strength of the body has increased a lot."

"Souga," Jiang Cheng sat up and pulled out the kunai on his head, "Since Yueyue you think it doesn't matter, then I feel at ease."

"Hey, what do you mean?" Yue Yong looked at Jiang Cheng calmly.

"Actually, late last night when I was playing games, I suddenly saw a bright light outside the window." Jiang Cheng stretched out his index finger and said with a squinted smile, "I curiously took a look and saw a flying saucer. It was parked at Yueyue's window. It was such a big deal, but I thought you would be able to handle it, so I sat back and played the game again."

As soon as Jiang Cheng finished speaking, Yue Yong stood up, kicked Jiang Cheng away and cursed: "You should have said this earlier, you bastard!"

"I thought it was a dream..." Jiang Cheng replied weakly, "And didn't you say you don't care?"

"How is that possible, bastard!"

"That is to say, it is the phenomenon of "divine hiding"," Rilun explained. "In the past, when we did not know that heavenly beings existed, humans were captured by flying saucers and their bodies were modified without permission. It was similar to this. Look. Come on, I’m really involved in something bad this time.”

"Hey, do you still remember what a flying saucer looks like?" Yue Yong looked at Jiang Cheng.

"I don't remember," Jiang Cheng stood up and shook his head, "You were the one who was transformed, right? You don't remember it at all?"

"No impression at all." Yue Yong frowned and thought for a while, then raised her head and replied.

"It seems that the memory has been erased." Nichirin analyzed.

"Actually, it's not a big deal," Jiang Cheng curled his lips, "If you're really not satisfied, I can introduce you to a plastic surgeon, who is guaranteed to change you back to your original appearance. And you can get a 30% discount by saying my name. of."

"Have you ever known such a reliable friend?" Yue Yong's face was full of disbelief.

"Of course." Jiang Cheng said, patting his chest, and then took out a business card from his arms, "She also boasted that she was the best plastic surgeon in the universe. Although I haven't seen her for a long time.

"

"There is no other way. In this case, we can only ask Jiang Chengsang's friends." Ri Lun raised his head and looked at Yue Yong.

"Well, although we are acquaintances, I would like to remind you not to talk too much about me." Jiang Cheng put the business card on the table, "Just say that I introduced you."

"Why?" Nichirin asked with a smile.

"The reason, anyway, it's very complicated. I can't explain it at the moment." Jiang Cheng scratched his hair and couldn't think of any good adjectives for a moment, "It's just... uh, it's just, anyway, just listen to me. "

"It can't be the woman you used to be, right?" As soon as Rilun said this, he suddenly became silent.

After realizing that Yue Yong looked at someone like a scumbag, Jiang Cheng quickly waved his hand and said haha: "No! Maybe I may have had a few bad relationships in the past, but this is definitely not the case!"

"For example, the commander of Oppai Star?" Riwa said with a squinted smile.

"That's not true at all!" Jiang Chengyi corrected him sternly, "That one was just misunderstood! That can only be blamed on the tradition of the Oppai star! As long as the Oppai star praises women, it is equivalent to the Oppai star on the earth. Confession or something, that’s too much, right? And after I learned about it, I seriously refused!”

"Is that so? Didn't anything else happen? Like a nice night or something?" Nichiwa covered his mouth and said with a smile.

"Why do you know?" Jiang Cheng asked subconsciously, but then he reacted and quickly explained: "No! The beautiful night I talked about is different from the beautiful night you imagined! It's different from the beautiful night you imagined! A beautiful night on earth is different! Such and such things did not happen at all! I have never been such a casual man!"

After explaining, even though he didn't see it with his own eyes, Jiang Cheng could still clearly feel Yue Yong's scum-like eyes behind him. He stood up immediately, scratched his head and said awkwardly: "Go to the toilet, go to the toilet, you eat first..."

After saying that, Jiang Cheng fled away from here.

"It seems that our Lord Night King was also a wanderer in the past." Rilun covered his face and chuckled.

"Just a simple scumbag." Yue Yong snorted coldly.

But just after he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng appeared at the door again, but what was different from before was that Jiang Cheng had his head lowered and his expression was expressionless. If you look carefully, you will find that Jiang Cheng's face is full of veins.

"What's wrong?" Rilun asked, "Are you angry about Yueyue's words?"

"It doesn't matter what happens to that kind of thing." Jiang Cheng raised his head. Although his face was full of veins, he kept a refreshing smile. "I just want to ask Yueyue if she wants to destroy this world with me." The world?"

Hearing these words, Rilun thought of something and stared straight at Jiang Cheng's buttocks...

"I woke up too late. It would be better to destroy this world as soon as possible." Jiang Cheng still had a smile on his face, "Maybe I only realize Gao Zai's feelings now."

"It seems that you need this business card more than me." Yue Yong picked up the business card on the table and mocked.

"How is that possible!" Jiang Cheng shouted with his big red eyes, "This kind of thing can't be as good as the original no matter how much it is modified!"

…

On the other side, the Wanshiwu trio had just walked into the Internet Tea Room and sat down. Before she could speak, Kagura's cell phone rang.

"It's uncle Aru." Kagura took out the phone, pressed the answer button and put it to her ear, "Here is a novice flat-blade screwdriver, Kagura-chan Aru."

"Oh," Kagura said, handing the phone to Gintoki, "Gin-chan, my uncle asked you to answer the phone."

"I'm annoyed!" Gintoki placed the phone directly on the table and pressed the hands-free button, "Now I'm preparing to hunt the Celestial beings! Do you also want to mess with me and be hunted by me?!"

Jiang Cheng's voice came from the phone: "No, how could it be? I just wanted to ask if you are interested in joining me... to destroy this world~ I'm going to contact Gao Zai and Wig soon~"

"Not interested!" After saying that, Gintoki hung up the phone irritably.

"Hey! It sounds like the situation over there is also very bad! Can you please listen to what Jiang Chengsang has to say!" Xin Bajiu complained wildly.

"Who cares! If the world is destroyed, it will be destroyed! But before that, Gin-san, my world has been destroyed first, bastard!" Gintoki yelled at the top of his lungs.

"Well, wait a minute, at least listen and see what happened to Jiang Chengsang..." As he said that, Shinbaji took Kagura's hand...

…

In the online tea room, all five people present had expressionless faces.

After a long time, Xin Baji took the lead to break the embarrassment. He looked at Yue Yong sitting beside him and said with twitching corners of his mouth: "It seems that Jiang Chengsang has also encountered the same situation as us..."

Saying that, Shinpachi looked at Jiang Cheng, who was sitting opposite Kagura, "But Jiang Chengsang doesn't seem to have anything wrong..."

But just as he said the words, Xin Baji suddenly thought of something, and continued incoherently: "Is it possible... is it possible that Jiang Chengsang and Yin Sang were both... hit by the counting stick?!"

"Hey, Four Eyes," Jiang Cheng raised his head and said with a smile, "Do you want to destroy this world together?"

"Don't say such terrible words with such a refreshing expression!" Shinpachi complained loudly. Then, Shinpachi discovered that Gintoki secretly took out a notebook and wrote down Jiang Cheng's words written in the notebook. The name was crossed out, and he immediately asked expressionlessly: "Wait a minute, Yin Sang, what is that?"

"Of course it's a list of people who may have committed the crime. In other words, it's the existence that must be eliminated." Gintoki raised his head and explained with a serious look.

"That's enough for you! By the way, most of the people above are acquaintances! Why do you think they did it?! And didn't I tell you all? It was the people from the universe who did it!"

"No, if you think about it carefully, these people have a motive for committing crimes!" Gintoki explained with a ferocious look, "Even if not, my world is shattered, Gin-san, so there is nothing wrong with these people going to see ghosts, right? Right?!"

"That's right!"

"As expected of Gintoki," Jiang Cheng said with a smile, "But aren't these people not enough? Since we want to kill, how about killing all the normal people in the world? Whether it's people from the universe or people on Earth, Wouldn’t it be nice to destroy them all?”

"That's good, Jiang Cheng. You can occasionally put forward some good opinions." Gintoki praised.

"Stop it! Stop it, you two! Stop your dangerous remarks!" Xinbaji quickly stopped him, "Besides, Jiang Chengsang, Yin Sang also had you on the list just now. oh!"

"It doesn't matter, because Gintoki's name has always been on my erasure list." Jiang Cheng replied with a smile.