Maybe a Fake Gintama

Jiang Cheng: Hello! Kill you! What do you mean by things you can’t use? ! Again, such a misleading title will really kill you!

...The main film begins...

After listening, Xin Baji's forehead was covered with black lines, and then he complained silently: "Miss Yueyong, something is obviously wrong with Jiang Chengsang today. It's too scary. It's better than the last time in the Yagyu chapter. It's even scarier... Isn't that a look that kills people? That's a look that wants to kill someone, right? Na?"

Yue Yong remained silent.

"Yin Sang is already troublesome enough by himself, but Jiang Cheng Sang is added to the mix. If we can't stop the two of them, something big will happen..." Xin Baji looked up at the two people across the table who were clearly on the verge of going berserk. .

"Actually..." Yue Yong explained aloud at this time, "When I first discovered it, the idiot didn't seem to have lost his mind like he does now. At that time, he still had at least some remaining sanity, but since that incident..."

After a pause, Yue Yong wanted to open her mouth to continue speaking, but finally chose to give up.

"That thing? What happened? What exactly happened? Is there anything more outrageous than a man's most important counting stick turning into a screwdriver?! Is it really possible?! That kind of thing!" He looked at Jiang Cheng with a look of horror.

Looking at Xin Baji who was confused, Yue Yong slowly explained: "Actually, before I contacted you, this idiot and I were at the ticket check-in entrance of the terminal..."

Before Yue Yong could finish speaking, she was interrupted by Jiang Cheng, who was on the verge of going berserk and had several green veins on his forehead.

"What does that mean?! What do you mean you can't bring metal onto the spaceship?! Ah?! Even if it is transformed into an unknown model of screwdriver, isn't it still mine?! Is it discrimination? It's discrimination Are you discriminating against me because I have a unique [Beep——]?! Let’s just introduce relevant regulations in the future and stipulate that no one with a [Beep——] can board the spacecraft! Huh?! That should be the case! Right?! That’s right!!”

"Although I understand why Jiang Chengsang became like this, I don't know how to complain at all," Xin Bajia adjusted his glasses and replied expressionlessly, then raised his head and twitched the corners of his mouth with a forced smile. And explained: "Also, Jiang Chengsang's one is probably a box screwdriver."

"What kind of box screwdriver?! Have you ever seen a twelve-sided box screwdriver?! Where can I use such a screwdriver? Tell me, tell me!"

After saying that, Jiang Cheng turned away and spat hard towards the corridor.

"It actually has six more sides than Yin Sang..." Xin Bajiu complained speechlessly, and then quickly waved his hands to comfort him, "Jiang Cheng Sang, in fact, we don't know anything about the two aliens. , although I don’t know which planet they are from or where they are, but the only thing I know now is that they love to play "Monkey Hunting". Perhaps we can start from this point and catch their tail and follow the clues. That's all. "

"What Aru is it? That "MONHAN"..." Kagura asked, "Is it the Mongolian Hamster (Mongolian hamster) Aru?" "

"'MONKEYHUNTER' collectively refers to 'MONHUN' (monkey hunting)," Xin Baji explained seriously. "Players become hunters and enjoy the hunting life in a stage where various monster monkeys inhabit. Those guys seem to be playing the PSP version, but the latest version has been ported to the Internet, so lucky for us. "

"The online version is a field formed by the Internet. Players from all over the galaxy come into contact with each other and play together. No matter where those guys are in the universe, as long as you set up a dragnet in the game, you will definitely encounter them."

(ps: a spoof of Monster Hunter)

"Are you going to find those guys in a game that gathers gamers from all over the galaxy, Aru?" Kagura concluded, then she looked impatient and picked her nose, "It's really troublesome."

"There is nothing we can do about this.

There are no clues, the only place where those game stars will definitely come is..."

Before Xin Baji could finish speaking, Jiang Cheng across from him laughed...

"Hmm hum ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha..." Jiang Cheng smiled extremely... heartbroken, then raised his head and looked at Xin Baji with a fierce look on his face, and said: "There are no clues? No, didn't you just say everything? ? The other party is a celestial being from a certain planet in the galaxy, right? Then, how about destroying the entire galaxy one planet at a time? It must be faster than you can find it in that crappy game, right?"

"Hey! Stop your dangerous remarks!" Xin Baji quickly stopped him, "And the other party might be hiding on the earth right now. Even if you destroy the entire galaxy, it will be of no use, right?"

"No, at least, we can kill all their families and everything." Gintoki raised his head and looked at Shinpachi. It could be seen that Gintoki had gone berserk at this time, "[Beep——] or something. Just take it and take it away, okay? Then, should the other party return the favor? How about using their entire race to return the favor?!"

"This is a level that even we can reluctantly accept." Jiang Cheng agreed, "In this case, I can sleep peacefully listening to the screams of the people who slaughtered their race, New Eighth Prince."

"Hey, it's no joke when these two go berserk," Shinpachi complained silently, "Miss Yueyong, Kagura-chan, you have to find a way to calm these two down no matter what."

"It's natural to go berserk!" Jiang Cheng and Gintoki shouted at the same time.

"Shinpachi, you are so good!" Gintoki looked closely at Shinpachi and shouted loudly: "Only one of the ten counting sticks turned into a screwdriver! And what about me?! This is unique in this world. A super precious counting stick... No! The game controller has become a waste! Huh?!"

"Yin Sang, the sound is too loud." Sensing the glances from the guests around him, Xin Baji quickly lowered his voice and reminded in a low voice, "The guests around him are all looking over."

But Gintoki remained unmoved, and continued: "And, why is it a box screwdriver? Why is it still hexagonal? Why is it only one-half of this guy's size? Is it discrimination?! Are aliens also short-sighted? ?! This guy is all twelve-sided, and Yin-san I have to be at least twenty-four, no, thirty-six-sided, right?!"

"Is this what you care about?!" Xin Baji couldn't help complaining, "Aren't the polygons all screwdrivers?! Aren't they all useless screwdrivers?!"

"I'm just unhappy!!" Gintoki slapped the table and stood up, "It doesn't matter what kind of star is! Isn't it just heaven? Then wouldn't it be better to kill the heavens one by one?!"

"After all, shouldn't you be the one who needs to be transformed the most? New Eighty-Eight." Jiang Cheng opened his eyes and looked at New Eighty-Eight with big red eyes.

"That's right! You should be the one who needs to reform it the most, right?" Gintoki stared at Shinpachi,

"Why?!"

"I can't get rid of my virginity for the rest of my life, so it doesn't matter if it is transformed into a useless screwdriver!" Gintoki shouted.

"Hey! You two are so outrageous! Why am I destined to be a virgin?!" Xin Baji was also angry, and shouted with his veins popping: "You were transformed into a box screwdriver because of your [beep——] What if you vent all your unhappiness on me?! Your character is too bad!"

"I also think it's biased, Aru," Kagura folded her hands and nodded, saying loudly, "If it is really necessary to transform that place into a screwdriver, the first place should undoubtedly be the New Eight. Well, the second place is Yinjiang and my uncle."

"No, I think this idiot deserves the first place." Yue Yong looked at Jiang Cheng who was directly opposite and said, "But the other two are about the same. They should tie for first place."

"Oh, that's awesome," Kagura said perfunctorily with narrowed eyes, "It's like being on the podium together in a team competition."

"Hey! Do you two even say that?!" Shinbaji rolled his eyes and pumped out veins like crazy, "By the way, do you even think that I am destined to be a virgin for the rest of my life?! Who can say what will happen in the future! And don't do it! You underestimate virginity! A man who still practices virginity at the age of thirty can be transferred to the Kato Eagle of God's Hand! Bastards!"

"Why? With the Phillips screwdriver on your right index finger?!" Jiang Cheng roared.

"Hello!!!"

…

Shinpachi sat in his seat and panted slightly. Just now, Shinpachi was fighting one against three (Gintoki + Jiangcheng + Kagura) in a verbal battle with the others.

After picking up the cup and taking a sip of water, Xin Baji gradually calmed down. He sighed and said, "It's better not to argue for now. The most important situation at the moment is to find out from the existing clues. This is also the only clue we have."

"Absolutely unforgivable!" Gintoki clenched his fists and said fiercely, "We must pull those guys out of the computer space! Cut their counting sticks into pieces! We must, must take back their original bodies!"

"No, it's better to transform them all into psp! After finding them, transform the stick into a display screen, and transform the gold into a handle!" Jiang Cheng gritted his teeth and agreed bitterly, "Don't you like playing games? Just Let them play their [Beep——] game consoles for the rest of their lives! Scumbags!"

"Yo Xi, let's go!" Jiang Cheng and Gintoki stood up at the same time and shouted.

"Hi!" The others stood up at the same time.

"Well, it's too crowded. I'll go to the computer over there. Let's spread out," Xin Baji suggested. "After everyone enters the game, let's meet in front of the aggregation center."

…

Shinbachi sat cross-legged in front of the computer. After a long wait, the opening cutscene of the Monkey Hunting game finally ended.

[Welcome to the world of "MONKEYHUNTER", a fantastic adventure space where hunters from all over the galaxy gather...]

Ignoring the chattering opening introduction, Shinbaji directly moved the mouse and clicked to start the adventure. After that, after using his real name to create an ordinary, non-existent glasses character that looked similar to himself, Shinbaji began to read a message on the screen. .

After a few seconds of cutscenes, the character created by Xin Baji has appeared in the Novice Village...

At the same time, everyone else has also entered the game, and the [battle to regain the original body] has officially begun!