Maybe a Fake Gintama

Xin Baji controls the character walking in Novice Village.

Watching the many players with different professions passing by, and listening to the game music and various game sound effects in the game. Xin Baji couldn't help but sigh.

Shinpachi: "Wow, there are really a lot of people."

"These are all players of this game. They are really amazing..."

At the same time, Xin Baji in reality had a solemn look on his face. He controlled his character and walked to the door of the assembly center and stopped. Then he secretly analyzed: "Those guys must be hidden among the players of this game. They must be We need to find it out quickly and restore our original body."

"But speaking of which, Yin Sang and the others are really slow. They clearly said they would meet outside the assembly center."

But just as he finished speaking, Shinpachi noticed that a silver-haired female character carrying a big sword trotted up to his character.

Silver-haired female character: "Hello."

"Ah, someone seems to have come to talk to me, and she's a girl!" Xin Baji quickly reached out to the keyboard.

Silver-haired female character: "Is it possible that you are also new to this game? In fact, I am too, how about it? If you don't mind, would you like to hunt in the same area?"

"Ah, I'm invited, what should I do?" Xinbaji blushed and murmured incoherently, "What is this? There seems to be a strange atmosphere, as if I'm being accosted, what should I do? My teeth are white and a bit small. happy……"

But then, Shinpachi shook his head, "No! Yinsang and the others are still here, there is nothing we can do, we can't go hunting with the girls."

After saying that, Xin Baji started typing on the keyboard.

Shinpachi: "I'm sorry, I already have an appointment."

Silver-haired female character: "That's it. It's such a pity...Ah, I'm sorry, I'm a little troubled now. It's just a prop. Can you give me some?"

Shinbaji: "Yes, yes, but I have just started playing games and I don't have any props with me."

Silver-haired female character: "It's okay, it's something everyone already has from the beginning."

Seeing this sentence, Shinbaji was about to ask, but before he could ask, the silver-haired female character spoke again: "Give me [Beep——]!"

Immediately afterwards, the silver-haired female character began to attack Xin Baji's buttocks crazily.

"Yin Sang!!" Xin Baji shouted in a broken voice, "I'm still worried about the counting stick!"

Gintoki: "Didn't you tell me to give it to you?!"

Shinpachi: "Please stop, Gin-san, we are companions! Wait... this game is about knocking down monkeys to obtain rare materials to strengthen equipment! What are you trying to grab?!"

At this time, Gintoki's role finally stopped.

Gintoki: "Shut up, four-eyed monkey!"

Shinbaji: "He has completely entered the mode of venting his anger everywhere. This guy... is really infuriating."

"How long do you plan to stay depressed? Being an online shemale, doesn't it mean that you will also lose the counting stick in your heart?!"

Gintoki folded his hands and chuckled: "Are you an idiot? You didn't make this look because you were depressed. Listen, we are not here to play, we are here to find that damn god, right? For information Collecting, this image is more suitable than a smelly man, right?”

[So that’s it, you are indeed Yin Sang! 】Xin Baji thought to himself.

Gintoki continued: "Players and so on, they are all green-assed brats who are hungry for women, and the room is full of toilet paper. As long as they are seduced a little, they will be over in no time."

"Now that you've decided, let's start collecting information as soon as possible! Listen carefully, and try to find experienced players who have been playing this game for a long time and who seem to be very strong."

Hearing the sound, Shinpachi and Gintoki both looked at the crowd of players gathered nearby.

Suddenly, Xin Baji discovered something and pointed at a burly man with orange hair and two oozing scars on his face: "Ah! Wouldn't that be enough?! He seems to be very strong! He must have been having fun. More than a hundred hours!"

Immediately afterwards,

Shinpachi suddenly saw a female ninja character with brown hair blocking the scar-faced character. The two seemed to be talking harmoniously.

Seeing this, Xin Baji felt happy and quickly typed: [And he looks easy to talk to! Yin Sang, let’s go too! 】

Then, Shinbaji came to Scarface and the female ninja, and said politely: "Um, excuse me for a moment, I want to ask you about some small things."

"What's the matter Aru?" Scarface turned his head and asked in confusion.

Shinpachi: "So it's you!!"

Kagura: "Ah, is it Gin-chan Aru? I'm so lucky, I met three companions in just a short time."

Gintoki complained crazily: "Why?! Why is the guy who just started playing the game walking around with a face that has been through many battles! What happened to the wounds on his face?! Who scratched them? Of?!」

Shinpachi was also puzzled: "Kagura-chan, where did you get that amazing equipment?"

Kagura replied: "I am a hunter. I am a hunter who gets what I want by hunting."

The female ninja character nodded: "I see, that's it, I understand."

Shinpachi was a little confused: "What is hunting and not hunting... The game has just begun, where did it start... Wait, is this ninja character on the side Miss Yueyong?!"

Yue Yong: "Yeah."

But at this moment, two pig-headed characters came in front of everyone.

Seeing this, Shinbaji no longer bothered to ask Kagura, and quickly typed: "Ah, sorry, we have already formed a team and cannot add any more companions."

A pig-headed man explained: "No, we are the administrators of this game. We received a report that a hunter was attacked on that path and his equipment was stolen. Do you know any clues?"

But just as he finished speaking, Yue Yong took the lead and threw several kunai at the two pigs. Immediately afterwards, the characters of Gintoki and Kagura also rushed towards the two pigs, and each punched the two pig-headed men...

Seeing Gintoki and Kagura skillfully stripping off the equipment of the fallen pig-headed man, Shinpashi felt bad: "Hey! Don't strip it! You guys were too skilled just now!" "

But just after they finished speaking, Gintoki and Kagura on the side had already skinned and washed the pig-headed man and tied him to the barbecue grill.

"Don't burn it!" Shinbachi reminded in a broken voice, "This game is a game for hunting monkeys! It's not a game for hunting hunters! What kind of plane are you doing!!"

Kagura raised her head and explained calmly: "A first-class hunter is never picky about his work."

"You're a bastard hunter! You are just simple bandits!"

But as soon as Xin Baji finished speaking, he suddenly heard a burst of rapid and messy footsteps. Everyone looked over and saw a group of pig-headed men rushing towards them with weapons in hand.

"Ah, no good! We violated the rules and the manager is angry! He wants to get rid of us! If you are caught, don't even think about playing this game anymore! Run quickly!" Xin Baji quickly typed a reminder.

But just as everyone stood up, before they had time to start, they suddenly discovered that a group of pig-headed men had turned around! The target of the pig-headed man is not himself!

Xin Baji asked in confusion: "What's going on? Aren't you here to find us? Well, forget it, since you are not here to find us, then forget about it. Let's hurry up and get down to business. Isn't there one person missing? ? Where is Jiang Chengsang?"

As soon as Xin Baji finished speaking, he suddenly heard several passerby male characters whispering something...

"That's too much, that stinky woman..."

"That's right. How could you allow people like that to come into the game? The managers are too lax."

"Were you also robbed? [Beep——]..."

"Yes, are you too? [Beep——]..."

"This is the first time I've seen a hunter like this who specializes in hunting other people's [beep--]. It's really scary... I mean, basically all the male hunters here have been tricked, right?"

"really……"

…

Listening to the whispers of passers-by, Shinpachi looked at Gintoki and the others expressionlessly: "Speaking of which, I seem to know who it is... The managers should also be aiming for him..."

However, Gintoki didn't care at all, but secretly thought: "[Beep——] Can that kind of thing really be plundered?"

"Isn't this the time to talk about this kind of thing?!" Xin Bajiao collapsed, "The most important thing now is to find Jiang Chengsang! What on earth is that idiot thinking! Did he come here to vent his anger? ?!」

…

On the other side, a female character with long orange hair and a scantily clad figure was sitting on a pile of corpses piled high by administrators, counting today's harvest with a smile on her face...

"One [beep——], two [beep——], three [beep——]..."

Before Jiang Cheng could finish counting, Xin Baji, who had just arrived, kicked Jiang Cheng away and cursed: "Jiang Chengsang, what on earth are you thinking in your head!"

Jiang Cheng controlled the character to stand up from the ground, pulled out the mosaic-covered long knife-like weapon behind him, and chuckled: "I have used the [beep——] I got from hunting to strengthen the weapon to the highest level! This is My [beep——] long knife!”

"Does your head really not matter?!" Xin Bajiu complained crazily, "Why do you have to use [beep——] to strengthen it?! Can't you use ordinary materials?! By the way, a weapon full of mosaics needs to How to use it?!"

"No, originally I just wanted to try to see if it could be transplanted into my body, but it failed," Jiang Cheng explained with a serious expression, holding his hands, "But in the end, I tried to strengthen the weapon, and unexpectedly it succeeded! Besides, it doesn’t matter what the mosaics are! Just treat it as if you were playing with the Famicom!”

As he spoke, Jiang Cheng waved the long knife in his hand, and saw that all the trees in the forest beside him were uprooted and flew into the distance because of this knife! The entire forest has turned into a common wasteland!

"Not bad, right? Such power." Jiang Cheng said smugly.

"Aru is awesome! Uncle!" Kagura praised.

"It's incredible that a weapon that has been amplified by [beep——] has such great power..." Gintoki murmured, then nodded and said seriously, "Yoshi! The upgrade direction of our weapons has been determined." ! While looking for clues, let’s hunt more [Beep——]!”

"Hey! This is a game for hunting monkeys, not a game for hunting [beep——]!" Shinbaji collapsed and yelled.