Maybe a Fake Gintama

"Don't react so violently~" Jiang Cheng waved his hands and replied nonchalantly, "Anyway, if you want to complain, you'd better try the power first. I believe you won't complain so much after you try it..."

After speaking, row after row of mosaic objects appeared on the ground in front of Jiang Cheng.

"You're welcome, take whatever you want." Jiang Cheng said again.

"Who wants this kind of thing!" Shinpachi complained crazily, but just as he finished speaking, Shinpachi saw Gintoki, Kagura and Yueyong on the side already bending down and starting to pick up items.

"Don't pick up things like that, you guys! Hey!"

Just as Xin Baji finished speaking, he suddenly felt the whole ground shaking. He quickly turned his head and saw the bustling army of pig-headed men rushing towards him.

"More prey is coming! Are you ready? You guys!" Jiang Cheng walked in front of everyone and pulled out his mosaic sword.

"Understood!"×3

Yue Yong, Gintoki and Kagura stood beside Jiang Cheng at the same time and drew their weapons at the same time. What is worth mentioning is that after the [beep——] upgrade, the weapons of the three were also full of mosaics. .

"You guys have all had acid poured on your heads! And now is not the time to do such a thing, right?! If this continues, there will be no end! We will be trapped in Novice Village for the rest of our lives!"

Jiang Cheng pointed to the LV80 level word floating above his head, and explained with some disapproval: "No, I just think it is better to at least brush up the level before taking risks? Wait a little longer, and there is still nineteen levels left. It’s full level!”

"No need! Why are you so cautious at this time?! Are you Ryuguin Seiya?! No need! Our mission is not to defeat the Demon King!"

Three big red exclamation marks appeared on Jiang Cheng's head: "It's amazing, there is actually a demon king in this world!!"

"No!"

…

In the distance, on a high mountain peak, a hunter with his head wrapped in gray cloth, with only two eyes exposed, was silently watching Jiang Cheng and his party.

"snort……"

"It seems like a group of very interesting guys have arrived..."

…

In a forest outside Novice Village.

Jiang Cheng and his party were walking leisurely along the forest path.

Xin Baji complained: "After doing something like that, we can no longer go back to the city. Now the entire server has begun to want us. I heard that the game officials have begun to collect information on us by giving out a large number of rare equipment as rewards. , which also includes the only Holy Sword EX Curry Stick in the game.”

Jiang Cheng replied nonchalantly: "Things like that don't matter anymore. Moreover, even the legendary EX curry stick may not be worthy of my holy sword that has been strengthened with thousands of [beep——] [Beep——]Curry stick!”

"After adding that kind of thing, it can no longer be called a holy sword, Jiang Chengsang," Shinpachi complained silently, "it's just a wretched object with a mosaic on it."

Immediately afterwards, Xin Baji looked at the conspicuous red mark of LV99 on the heads of Jiang Cheng and others, and typed again: "Speaking of you guys, can you stop being so ostentatious? Can you hide your level? You are already famous. Ah! The red color is so dazzling, you bastards! Do you guys really understand? Players who are wanted by the game administrator will never want to enter this game again if they are wanted by the game administrator even once!"

"Hmph, do you really think I didn't think about anything?" Jiang Cheng snorted, "Why do you think I made such a big fuss? Why did you let the game official add our names to the wanted list? "

"!!!" Xin Baji suddenly thought of a certain possibility, "Did Jiang Chengsang do it on purpose?! Instead of searching aimlessly in the game, why not create a sensation and attract those two game stars to come to your door?! "

"Oh...that's about it," Jiang Cheng replied, "Xinbaji, you are really smart, you can guess my intentions so easily...ah hahaha..."

Gintoki on the side,

Kagura and Yue Yong, seeing Jiang Cheng's appearance, silently complained in their hearts: [No, this idiot definitely didn't think so. 】

"As expected of Jiang Chengsang, a veteran gamer," Shinpachi praised, "he actually came up with such a wonderful method. What should we do next? Just walk across the street and get into the crowd like this?"

"In short, now we are considered the public enemy in this game, equivalent to the hidden boss." Gintoki analyzed, "So the best way to do this is to do nothing and wait for those two idiots Just let the game stars come to your door."

Kagura: "Then, after they find us, use my Holy Sword Golden Curry Stick to kill them all."

Shinpachi nodded: "I see...he's so big!! Why do we have to deal with it?! Isn't it just to get close to them and lure them out of the real world?!"

At this moment, Xin Baji suddenly noticed a message targeting players across the galaxy flashing across the screen.

"The following people are awarded the title of Golden Killer..."

"Jiangzi: LV99, occupation: succubus."

"Silver: LV99, occupation: female adventurer."

"Kagula: LV99, occupation: Mad Swordsman."

"The Death God Taifu: LV99, occupation: female ninja."

"Basang: LV1, occupation: glasses."

"All players, if anyone sees these people, please report their location to the nearby game manager, and we will give you generous rewards. In addition, if you have the ability to kill any of these people, the official A complete EX Curry Stick Professional Set will be given as a reward."

…

Xin Bajiu pushed up the glasses on his face expressionlessly, and then started typing frantically: "Hey! It's all because of you guys! Now we are being targeted by players in the entire galaxy! Because of you guys, This game is no longer PVE, it has completely become PVP! And why is my occupation glasses?! And I haven’t done anything at all! Why am I wanted with you?!”

"Gin-chan, uncle, look, I have a golden title on my head, Aru." Kagura looked excitedly at the title "Golden Killer" that just appeared on her head, "It's so cool. Aru!"

"Is it the only title in the whole server? Hmph, let's just give it a try." Jiang Cheng raised the corner of his mouth slightly, folded his hands and chuckled, "That's the lowest level."

"Is now the time to talk about this?!" Shinpachi complained, "This situation is too much!"

Just as Xin Baji finished speaking, he inadvertently saw a large number of players in the distance rushing towards him, shouting and killing.

"This is bad! It's better to run away quickly at this time!"

After saying that, Xin Baji was the first to turn around and flee into the distance.

However, Jiang Cheng and the others didn't care and took out their mosaic weapons one after another. However, the subsequent operations of this group of players were somewhat incomprehensible. I saw that they actually skipped Jiang Cheng and the others and chased Xin Baji...

"Hey, what's going on Aru?" Kagura asked in confusion.

"Perhaps our level, including our own numerical values, is too high," Gintoki analyzed. "For them, it seems impossible to defeat them, but the new eight-year-old is not. He is just a pair of LV1 glasses. A little touch It will break into pieces in one go. That’s why those hunters choose to capture the weakest one among the five golden killers who are the strongest in this game.”

"I see, that's how it is." Jiang Cheng and others nodded at the same time.

On the other side, looking at the players behind him who were constantly chasing after him, Xin Bajiu collapsed and ran wildly while shouting for help: "Hey! Can you guys stop chatting?! Come on and save me, you bastards. !」

"If you don't work hard, you won't be able to do anything at a time like this." Jiang Cheng typed back, "I can't blame others, Xinbaji. If he had hunted [beep--] with us at that time, this kind of thing would never have happened!"

"Yeah, yeah." Gintoki and the others held their hands and nodded at the same time.

"Is now the time to talk about this?! Come on, save me, you guys! Once this happens, you will never be able to log in to this game again!!"

"I can't help it, I'm such a worrying junior," Jiang Cheng said helplessly, "Okay! There's a prop I gave you in the mailbox! Just use that!"

"I also gave you some extra props. With that, you can easily get through this crisis." Yue Yong said calmly.

Gintoki: "My share has also been sent! Don't be afraid, if you just do it, you can definitely do it! I believe in you, Shinpachi!"

Kagura also cheered: "Shinbaji! Show your manliness! Give them a good beating, Aru!"

In front of the screen, Xin Baji looked at the four messages in the mailbox and quickly moved the mouse to click into the mailbox. However, when Xin Baji saw the mailbox filled with mosaic items of the same color, he was stunned...

"Why are they all [beep——]!!!"

Jiang Cheng: "Come on, Xinbaji, we believe in you!"

"What on earth are you thinking in your heads!" Xin Baji held a large number of mosaic items and ran as fast as he could. "What kind of useful prop is this!!"

But suddenly, a dialog box appeared on Xin Baji's screen: "A large amount of rare materials were detected? Upgrade the weapon? Yes. No."

Although he was very embarrassed, in the end Shinpachi was still heartbroken, gritted his teeth, moved the mouse and clicked "Yes"...

In an instant, the large amount of [Beep——] held in Xin Bajiu's arms turned into dazzling rays of light and poured into the long sword behind Xin Bajiu, and the long sword began to bloom with colorful light. This went on for nearly three seconds.

"Congratulations on getting the full-level weapon: Magic Sword: [Beep——] Curry Stick! Weapon introduction: Magic Sword [Beep——] Curry Stick is blessed by the [Beep——] of five hundred game managers... "