Maybe a Fake Gintama

Looking at the weapon introduction in the endless dialog box in front of him, Shinbaji expressionlessly pulled out the long sword behind him that had evolved into the ultimate mosaic, turned his head and rushed toward those with big red eyes. hunter.

"After all, isn't it still [beep——]?!!"

…

The battle is finally over. New Baji, who has been blessed by the magic sword [Beep——] curry stick, is extremely brave. With a wave of his hand, he can take away a large piece of the enemy's [Beep——]. Now, Xin Baji has become a qualified Jinjin killer!

Looking at the mosaic [Beep——] everywhere and the hunters who fainted, Jiang Cheng took the lead in applauding and typed congratulations:

"Congratulations, Shinbaji, you have finally become a veritable Jinjin killer."

"It's amazing, Shinpachi, he actually got the magic sword [Beep--] curry stick." Gintoki also clapped his hands, "But compared to my holy sword [Beep--] meat..."

Before Gintoki could finish his words, he was kicked down by Yue Yong and Kagura at the same time.

Then the two of them also came to Xin Baji to express their congratulations.

As for Xin Baji, he kept his head down and expressionless throughout the whole process, not expressing any joy. In real life, Xin Bajia, who was sitting in front of the computer, had the same expression.

"Yo Xi, now we have become a veritable five-person team of golden killers!" Jiang Cheng crossed his hands, "After that, we just have to wait for those game stars to come to our door!"

"Oh!"×3

"Xin Baji? What's wrong? Why are you so depressed?" Jiang Cheng asked doubtfully, "You should be happy that your level has been improved, right?"

"Happy? Should you really be happy in this situation?" Xinbaji looked up with an expression of being played...

What Jiang Cheng and others didn't know was that after this day, in order to prevent this situation from happening again, the PVP mode in the Monkey Hunting Game was blocked. Of course, this also caused dissatisfaction from a large number of players. After all, this was It is equivalent to the degree of freedom being restricted.

However, in order to alert the world, the game official later used the prototypes of Jiang Cheng and several other characters to create five new bosses, but this is a story for another day...

…

Several people control the characters and continue to wander through different game maps.

"ah,

It's boring. I didn't expect this game to be so simple. It only takes a short time to reach the full level. "Jiang Cheng looked at the hunters around him who started to run away like crazy when they saw him, and sighed: "It's boring, it's been so long and not even one has stepped forward to challenge."

"Yeah, it's so boring Aru." Kagura agreed.

"I don't want to think about whose fault it is!" Shinbaji yelled, "What on earth are you thinking in your heads when he becomes the strongest BOSS in the server from the very beginning?! How can ordinary players dare? Come close to us! How should we collect information now!"

"Calm down, Xin Baji-kun." Jiang Cheng replied, "Ordinary players may not approach us, but if it is those two game stars who are obsessed with this game, they will definitely come! The meaning of the game to those people, If you don’t play games often, you won’t understand! But I understand! No matter how difficult the mode is or how difficult the level is, if someone really loves this game, they will definitely show up in front of us!”

New Eight: "..."

Gintoki analyzed: "This may be a good thing for us now. At least the miscellaneous characters will not approach us anymore. Those who dare to approach us are at least real old players who have played for more than a thousand hours. Correspondingly. These veteran players definitely know more about this game than newbies."

"That's it!!" Shinpachi looked at Jiang Cheng and Gintoki in surprise, "That's what Jiang Chengsang and Gin Sang actually think! It seems that at this critical moment, even Jiang Cheng Sang and Gin Sang will Extremely reliable!"

"Of course, I don't want to think about who I am," Jiang Cheng folded his hands and dismissed it, "As a senior in life, isn't it appropriate to achieve this level?"

"Yeah." Gintoki nodded in agreement.

Just as Gintoki finished speaking, he suddenly heard footsteps coming from behind everyone.

"!!!"

Everyone turned their heads at the same time, and saw a strong hunter wearing animal skin, with a huge bull-headed skull on his head, and carrying a huge rocket launcher in one hand, slowly walking towards the crowd.

"Look, a big fish has taken the bait so quickly." Jiang Cheng said.

"Indeed, he looks very strong! You can't be wrong. This must be a top-notch hunter! He must know a lot of information!" Xin Baji typed in surprise.

"Hold your weapon and be ready to fight at any time!" Jiang Cheng reminded, "When you don't know whether you are an enemy or a friend, you should be prepared!"

After saying that, everyone held their weapons at the same time, but surprisingly, the hunter did not make any attack, but walked slowly in front of everyone.

"Don't worry, I'm not your enemy (laughs)" the hunter spoke first, "I don't have any friends (laughs), I just want to ask, if it's convenient, can we go hunting together? (laughs)"

[He actually spoke first! He seems to be a surprisingly good person! 】Xin Baji thought to himself, and then started typing on the keyboard: "Please take care of me. We are all newbies, and there are still many things we don't understand. Ah, my name is Ba Sang (laughing)."

But just as Shinpachi finished speaking, Jiang Cheng, Kagura and Gintoki were already in front of the hunter, looking left and right.

"Hey, don't you know some of us? You're so bold to approach us." Jiang Cheng said doubtfully, "You can join the gang if you want, just hand over the [beep——] as the joining fee, you bastard!!"

"Souda! If you want to join us, please hand over all the [Beep——] to me first, you bastard! Do you think you can join us with the [Beep——], Aru?! Bastard!" Kagura said at the same time.

"As long as you hand over [beep——], we will reluctantly accept you as our new partner!" Gintoki threatened, "otherwise we will have to take it ourselves!"

"Hey! Don't threaten others! You are obviously the first one who dares to approach us!" Xin Baji quickly stopped him, "If you act like this, no normal hunter will dare to approach us!"

Saying that, Shinbachi smiled again and said, "I'm sorry, these people have this kind of character. This one is Ginzi, this one is Jiangzi, and the remaining two are Kagula and Death (laughing)."

"Ah hahaha (laughing), it doesn't matter." The hunter replied, "And this (laughing) is my habit (laughing), please don't laugh (laughing)."

"On top of laughing, you also have to add (laughing), it's so amazing," Xin Baji said in surprise, sitting in front of the screen, "This person doesn't care about Yin Sang and the others' rudeness at all! He is a completely good person. Woolen cloth!"

At this time, the strange hunter in the game continued to explain: "In the past, various frictions occurred on the Internet. I finally realized that it is very difficult to express my feelings with words, so in order to avoid misunderstandings, I I also wrote down my feelings.”

"Ah, I'm sorry. I seemed to have said unnecessary words and delayed my self-introduction (laughing). I am Fruit Plate Samurai G. Please take care of me (Kuai)."

"What is (Gui)?! This person immediately exposed his true identity!" Shinbaji in front of the screen complained crazily, "What on earth are you doing?! Go ahead and carry out your anti-barbarian activities!"

However, Gui in the game could not hear these words. Gui continued to ask: "What do you usually do? (You must not be a serious person if you start playing games in broad daylight.)"

"Hey! The parentheses are too specific! You even mentioned the feelings that can't be expressed!"

"Ginko, Kagura, do you understand?! What is our goal?!!" Jiang Cheng looked at Gintoki and Kagura standing aside.

"Understood! ([Beep——])" the two of them replied at the same time.

"Hey! Don't use parentheses in places like that!!"

Immediately afterwards, the three of them rushed towards Gui's character at the same time and beat him up. But just when the three of them were about to remove Gui's [Beep——], Shinpachi quickly stopped the three of them.

"What are you doing? Doing this to others when we first meet (really a bunch of rude guys, they will definitely be punished by me in real life!), is really too much." Gui said while standing up.

"Um, Fruit Platter Samurai G-san, I'm really sorry. These people didn't mean it. They were just excited to see someone inviting us for the first time." Shinpachi quickly typed a reply, "Fruit Platter Samurai G-san usually What to do?"

[Although I already know, I still pretend to ask casually. 】Xin Baji thought to himself.

"Me? I'm making a screwdriver (cross-shaped)." Gui replied.

【Even you? ! ! 】Xin Baji in front of the screen was not feeling well.

"Actually, I was tortured by a mysterious UFO, and my body was transformed into a screwdriver without permission. I entered this game in order to track down the player star." Gui folded his hands and closed his eyes as he continued to explain, "Do you know anything? "

But after Gui finished typing, he realized that Jiang Cheng and others had already walked out a long way.

"Oh?! Everyone, please wait a moment!! (Yunbei)" Gui shouted quickly.

"You guys, don't look back. Don't worry about it. If you let that guy join, things will be even worse." Jiang Cheng reminded.

"Let's go find other players." Gintoki also agreed.

"What's going on? Apart from us, there are other victims..." Xin Baji was speechless.

But Gui obviously didn't give up yet, chasing after Jiang Cheng and others: "Wait for me, you guys! Didn't we agree to hunt together?"

Jiang Cheng and others tried their best to ignore it.

But at this moment, another unfamiliar dialog box appeared on the screen.

"Didn't I warn you not to show up here?"

Everyone looked and saw a male archer sitting cross-legged by the river, with his back to everyone.

"Besides, I also told you, right? If you want to come, you have to give up that name, Fruit Platter Samurai G!"