Maybe a Fake Gintama
Chapter 322: Screwdriver: 6
Hearing the sound, Gui was stunned and stopped, and then looked over with disbelief: "You... you bastard! (angry)... fruity little OO warrior G!!"
Jiang Cheng and the others watched the exchange of the two idiots in front of them expressionlessly.
"You bastard...you are still in this game, hurry up and change that confusing name, how many times do I have to say it before you understand (angry)!" Gui continued.
The archer turned around and retorted without thinking: "You should be the one who should change the name! I will not give up the title of fruit to anyone!"
In reality, Xin Baji looked at the conversation in front of him, pushed his glasses and complained silently: "I always feel like I have seen this kind of conversation before..."
The two fruit warriors on the display stand facing each other, and both of them are ready for battle.
"It's going to be fucked!" The two said at the same time, and then they both started at the same time.
The little OO warrior set up his bow and arrow, and charged straight at Gui, while Gui aimed at this opportunity, picked up the bazooka and fired a few shots quickly, but the little OO warrior avoided them all.
"Hahahaha, I missed it at all!" While speaking, the little OO warrior jumped up, drew his bow in the air and aimed directly at Gui, "Where are you aiming! Fruit platter warrior G!"
The voice was accompanied by the three arrows that shot out, but Gui's reaction was still very fast, he jumped two steps quickly, and dodged all the arrows.
"Tch!" Gui spat disdainfully, then rushed towards the opponent again, and laughed: "Hahahaha!! You are the one, in my opinion your arrows are all stationary!! Fruity little OO warrior G! What the hell are you doing!"
Standing on the spot holding the bow and arrow, the serious-looking little OO warrior replied calmly, "I'm making a screwdriver."
"Even you?!" Xin Baji froze in place with his mouth wide open in front of the screen, as if struck by lightning.
"What?!" Gui stopped in his tracks, "Little OO Samurai G... You bastard, don't tell me... (Surprised)"
And the little OO warrior G also reacted, and quickly typed: "?! Fruit platter warrior G, don't you also..."
After a pause, the little OO warrior took two steps back: "No...impossible! Could it be that besides me, there are people who fused genetic factors and screwdrivers because they didn't know that the screwdriver fell into the teleportation device!"
"That's not the case at all!" Xin Baji's eyes were full of black lines,
Crazy Tucao said: "You are the only one involved in other cases similar to THEFLY!"
(THEFLY: American film produced in 1985, released in 1986. Chinese translation: The Fly)
Gui replied: "It's really surprising... (what the hell is this guy talking about)"
[Is it just echoing? ! 】Xin Baji complained silently in his heart.
Gui went on to say: "In conclusion, we are not opponents who should fight each other..."
[No, it's not the same thing with us at all, it's something else entirely! 】Xin Baji complained in his heart again.
"!!" Little OO Samurai G turned his head to look at Jiang Cheng and the others who had not expressed any opinion from the beginning to the end, "You too?"
"Basically," Gintoki replied with folded hands, "Anyway, let's catch that star player who doesn't know where in this game, there will always be a way."
"No! If this person has nothing!" Xin Baji complained frantically, "What are you talking about casually?!"
Kagura typed at this time: "Don't get in the way (Although the words are a bit annoying, Kagula will never abandon people in difficulty, but once in crisis, the second personality will awaken and become An extremely ruthless berserker...)"
"You have been a berserker from the very beginning!"
"Looking for game stars? How to do it?!" The little OO warrior G asked, "This game is played by players in the entire galaxy! And the appearance is completely different from the real world! How do we go about it?" Looking for a specific person?!"
"Hey, let's go, you guys, it doesn't matter whether these two people take anyone with them." After finishing speaking, Jiang Cheng turned and left.
The rest of the people followed without thinking too much.
"Wait! You guys (begging)!" Gui quickly shouted, "I have a method, if we work together, it will definitely succeed! (Work hard)"
Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng and the others stopped, turned their heads and looked at Gui expressionlessly.
"...All we need to do now is look for [M] (burning)!" Gui continued, clasping his hands.
"You said M!" The little OO warrior G turned around and looked at Xiang Gui, "How is that possible!! Is that just a rumor?"
"Although it's just a rumor, but..." Gui turned around and explained, "We have no other way to break through this predicament except to find M now! (Burning)"
"only…"
"Wait a minute, please," Xin Baji interjected, "What the hell is M?"
"Don't you know?" Gui asked rhetorically.
"What (horse) is it?! Are you talking about an idiot?! Could it be saying that I am an idiot?!" Shinpachi yelled.
Gui slowly explained: "The code name [M] has existed here since the beginning of this world. The person who knows everything about this world and hunts the whole world, the legendary hunter is M! If you know this All the M’s in the world will definitely know where the starman of the player is! It’s not certain, but it’s rumored that someone in the D-51 area has seen someone who seems to be M!”
"You mean the D-51 area?! Isn't that the beast's den that even first-class hunters would fear?!" The little OO warrior said in surprise.
...
D-51 area.
Looking at the thick white fog around him and the harsh background sound from the earphones, Gintoki couldn't help but ask, "Is this the D-51 area? It's really annoying."
"Be careful, the monkeys living here are all of the strongest level." Guitou reminded without looking back, "Even if you encounter one, never fight, it's useless to do anything with our strength (fear)"
Silver Time: "Tch"
"I don't think there are people in such a scary place, right?" Xin Baji asked doubtfully.
"As you said, there are only people who surpass human beings," Gui explained. "In short, if there is a figure, I guess it must be M! You can't be wrong! (firm)"
"!!" Xin Baji suddenly noticed something, stopped and asked, "Where are Jiang Zi and Kagula?!"
"Just now I said I was looking for some rare materials, so I set out first." Yue Yong explained.
"Why didn't those two people listen to the end!" Xin Baji complained angrily, "Didn't you say that this place is dangerous? Why are you running around?!"
Yue Yong didn't speak, but looked straight at the bright blood-red LV99 mark on Xin Baji's head.
"Almost forgot, we're already at full level..." Xin Baji finally realized, and smiled embarrassedly, "However, it's better to act together in this situation?"
In reality, Yue Yong glanced behind her, only to see Jiang Cheng sitting in front of the computer, typing frantically into the keyboard.
"No problem, he is behind me, as if he is attacking some boss." Yue Yong typed to explain.
"That's good..." Xin Baji breathed a sigh of relief, but suddenly there was a scream from the earphone, "!! What kind of sound is this?! It seems to be the scream of some ferocious beast!"
"Could it be the enemy?!" The little OO warrior also stopped, while cautiously guarding his surroundings.
"No!" Gui suddenly noticed something, and pointed to a tree on the edge of the cliff not far away, where only a dark shadow could be vaguely seen, "It's a figure! A figure that was tied up and hung from a tree!"
...
At the same time, on the other side, Jiang Cheng looked at the mountain-sized monkey lying in a pool of blood in front of him, chuckled, then walked forward and pulled out his holy sword [beep——] curry stick from the monkey.
"Kagura, is it over with you?" Jiang Cheng asked looking at the figure not far away.
"Oh, it's over, Aru." Kagura turned his head and replied, "I didn't expect even monkeys to form a team."
"It's time to go back and assemble." Jiang Cheng turned around and left, and Kagura hurriedly followed after seeing this, carrying his spoils...
...
"Is that really M?!"
After the little OO warrior G climbed onto the cliff, he looked at Gui and asked.
"It's not good!" Gui exclaimed after seeing the scene in front of him clearly, "Someone was hung up to roast! Put her down quickly!"
At this time, everyone also climbed up the cliff and saw the scene in front of them clearly. They saw a female character with lavender hair and short ponytail, who was tied up by some familiar binding method and hung on the tree trunk. There is still a bonfire under the woman!
Seeing this, everyone hurried forward to rescue him and put him on the open space.
"Still breathing!" Shin Hachi said after glancing at the player's attribute frame.
"I'm afraid it was caught by a monkey and was about to eat it." Gui analyzed, "It can't be wrong, it's definitely the case. Hey, please cheer up! Can you speak? What happened?!"
At this time, the female hunter (little ape) slowly opened her eyes and said, "Don't meddle in your own business."
Everyone froze in place and remained silent for a few seconds.
"Hey! This is just a simple M!!" While shouting, Gintoki pulled out the mosaic sword and slashed at Gui, knocking him to the ground, "What legendary hunter?!"
Immediately afterwards, Xin Baji also joined in, rubbing Gui who fell on the ground with Yinshi, scolding while rubbing: "Bring us to this kind of place, what kind of key person is this?!"
"Let's hang this guy up this time!" Gintoki suggested.
Hearing this, Xiao Yuan suddenly became interested, and quickly stood up: "Please stop! If you have to do it, please let me do it! Please."
"Shut up! Perverted woman!" Gintoki yelled.
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