Maybe a Fake Gintama

"Oops, what is this? The legendary hunter is actually Hasegawa-san..." Xin Baji complained a little speechlessly.

Gintoki did not show much surprise at this matter, but slowly analyzed with some disapproval: "So that's how it is. When you use games to escape the reality of being idle and have nothing to do, you become the strongest hunter. Online games It is inversely proportional to the balance in reality. They are called brave in the game, but in the real world they are all useless people who have nothing to do. This happens from time to time. Since there are legendary hunters, there will be legendary useless people .”

After listening, Yue Yong glanced lightly at Jiang Cheng who was at the side, and nodded silently.

"As far as this is concerned, our team is pretty much the same," Xin Baji complained silently, "All of them are useless people, so is it really okay?"

As soon as Xin Baji's voice fell here, there was a sudden sound of footsteps from a distance.

"!! Someone is coming!" Xin Baji reminded, and then everyone hurriedly found a pillar to hide and observe silently.

The footsteps were getting closer and closer, and the figures of the two people who were walking slowly became more and more solid. When everyone saw the whole picture of the two people who were walking, they all stood there dumbfounded!

Because, the images of those two players are exactly the same as the game stars in Xin Baji's memory! One is tall and the other is short, one has a bit of scum, the other has thick lips, and there are two short antennae on his head. Except for the normal skin color of their faces, the whole body of the two is yellow! It's like wearing a yellow hooded bodysuit!

"It's appeared!!" Xin Baji said, "That's right! It's almost the same as the real world!"

"It's a once-in-a-hundred-year chance to meet those idiots here." After speaking, Yinshi's hand was already on the hilt of the sword behind his back, and he was about to rush forward.

"Scumbags! Bring back my little girl!" Jiang Cheng also pulled out his long mosaic knife.

Fruit Little OO Warrior G: "Me???"

But at this moment, Gui stopped the two of them: "Wait, you two, this is playing a game, and catching them in this state can't restore the body to its original state (anxious)."

"That's right, as Platter Warrior G said, it's meaningless not to grab the real body who is playing the game." Little OO Warrior G nodded and echoed.

"What should I do for such a thing?" Xin Baji asked in distress.

"Internet gathering." Hasegawa said suddenly.

"Internet Gathering?"

"Yes,

Netgathering refers to a sorority where friends who meet on message boards or chat on the Internet meet in reality to enhance their relationship. "Hasegawa explained, and then looked at the two game stars who were looking for something in front of the cave, "Help them hunt and become their netizen, and then invite them to meet online and pull them out of the online world."

"How can I have that kind of spare time to do that kind of thing!" Gintoki retorted with some dissatisfaction, "It's already the fifth day! It's been five days for such boring things!"

"Yeah yeah! How long do you think I've been wearing this body? One day? No! It's been five days! Readers will be tired too?!" Jiang Cheng shouted.

"No, it's the fifth day, so I need to calm down even more." Gui comforted, "It's part B, so I need to calm down even more."

"That makes sense!" The little OO warrior G nodded, and then seriously suggested: "Then in order to draw up a battle plan, let's hold an online party first!"

"You're too calm!" Xin Baji complained frantically, "Do you think you're in your own home?!"

But at this moment, everyone suddenly discovered that the two player stars were about to leave.

"What's going on? Aren't you going to hunt? Why are you going to leave?" Xin Baji wondered.

"Maybe it's because I've already killed the monkeys in this cave." Jiang Cheng analyzed slowly, "Maybe he was planning to leave because he couldn't find the target."

Everyone: ...

"So it's all your fault! Maybe it's something?!" Gintoki scolded with veins bursting, "What should I do now?! The plan to help them hunt and become a netizen went bankrupt before it even started. That's it, bastard!"

Not far away, two game stars were whispering.

"Senior, it seems that he has been preempted." The game star with thick lips pointed to the blood that hadn't dried on the ground and looked at the mustache game star. "The last boss seems to have been hunted down."

"Tch, it seems that the monkey hunting is over like this." The game star with the mustache replied with folded hands.

"Hey! It's too bad!" Xin Baji quickly reminded, "They are already planning to retire from this game! If they give up monkey hunting, our work will be in vain!"

"No way, we can only prepare new enemies now! Even if there is no enemy, we must create a new enemy!" Hasegawa suggested in a hurry.

"Where is the enemy going to do it?!"

As soon as Xin Baji finished speaking, he saw that Jiang Cheng and others had already tied up Hasegawa.

"A new breed of monkey! Madao!" Jiang Cheng turned his head and gave Xin Baji a wink and gave him a thumbs up.

"Not at all!"

"No, after all, he is the strongest hunter, and he should have some fighting power, and don't underestimate him, he doesn't lack anything that monkeys have." Yinshi explained without turning his head, "Also, who said that the bigger the monkey, the stronger it is? The other party must be very surprised by this kind of monkey, right?"

"Surprised! I'm even more surprised by your heads!" Xin Baji complained frantically, "What are you thinking about in your heads?! This kind of thing will definitely be exposed!"

"Indeed, I also feel that something is not right. It feels like something is missing." Jiang Cheng folded his chest with one hand, and nodded with his chin propped on the other hand.

Suddenly, with a flash of inspiration, Jiang Cheng came to the back of the little OO warrior G, and tore off his clothes and equipment, and said with a snort, "How about this? Is it no different from a monkey?"

"Indeed, anyone who sees this will think it's a monkey." Gintoki nodded.

"That's not true! That's an orangutan!" Shinpachi shouted, "No matter how you look at it, it's an orangutan!"

"Calm down, Xiaoba," Yinshi waved his hand in disbelief and replied, "It's okay, there is no difference between an orangutan and a monkey."

Saying that, Yinshi took out two bananas from his arms and handed them to the little OO warrior G, then carefully looked at the little OO warrior G in front of him and nodded: "Yoxi, this is perfect .”

Xinbaji: "Your figure is perfect!"

At this time, M who was tied up finally broke free from the rope, stood up from the spot and fled towards the distance without thinking.

"!!!" Jiang Cheng was the first to react, "MADAO is gone! The rare monkey is gone! Hey, you guys, get ready to hunt!"

"Hi!"×n

"Hey! That's not a monkey at all! Can you stop messing around!" Shinpachi yelled.

"The task of finding new enemies is on me. Before I come back, keep those guys in the game!" Hasegawa waved his hand, and a dialog box popped up.

"Tch, there is no other way, the only way is to let the little OO warrior G go," Jiang Cheng said, looking at the little OO warrior G, "Our body and future are all entrusted to you, can it be done? ?”

At the same time, except for Xin Baji, everyone else looked at the little OO warrior G.

"You guys..." Sensing everyone's expectant gazes, little OO warrior G's nose soured, "Ah, leave it to me! Leave your body and your future to me!"

After finishing speaking, under the encouraging eyes of everyone, the whole fruit was partly covered with mosaics, and the two little OO warriors holding a banana in each hand resolutely walked towards the two game stars...

...

"I still haven't found that one..." the mustache game star said with some unfinished thoughts,

"Ah? Are you talking about rare materials?" The game star with thick lips asked suspiciously.

"No, it's that one..."

Before the game star with the mustache finished speaking, he was suddenly interrupted by the sound of footsteps. Hearing the sound, the two game stars looked over and saw a man with only a helmet and his whole body covered with mosaics and holding two bananas. In front of the two of them.

Before the two of them could say anything, Jiang Cheng and others who were preparing by the side jumped out directly.

"Finally found you!" Jiang Cheng pointed at the little OO warrior G and exaggeratedly said, "Aitin Lucis Cheram! The final hidden boss in this game is stronger than the Great Sage Qingtian!"

(Aidin (Ting) Lucis Chelam: The Ultimate BOSS in FF (Final Fantasy) 15)

"Has it finally appeared?! Aidin!" Gintoki echoed, "Although our strength may not be your opponent at all, but since we have met, we have to try no matter what!"

"Hahahaha! Just a few of you? Do you want to hunt me, Aidin Little OO Cheram?!" The little OO warrior G has already entered the role, laughing loudly, then raised his hand and pointed at the two people beside him. Gaming Starman, "Unless you guys add the power of those two people, you can 100% defeat me, the ultimate boss in the monkey hunting game!"

"Tch, I can't help it," Jiang Cheng gritted his teeth, and then looked at the two game stars who hadn't figured out the situation, "The two little brothers over there, can you help us a little and form a team with us? Materials I can give everything to you two."

"What should I do? Senior, do you want to help them?" The game star with thick lips asked,

"No...it doesn't matter," the mustache game star turned his face away, "Let's go together..."

Seeing this reaction, everyone was stupefied by Lei, and thought to themselves at the same time: [Yes... it's the tsundere type! ! 】

"Really?! We actually teamed up!" Aidin Xiao OO Samurai G couldn't help but took two steps back, "If it's a joint team, I will definitely be defeated!"