Maybe a Fake Gintama

[There is no need to act anymore! 】Everyone complained in their hearts.

"Then, prepare to die! Ai Ting!" As he said that, Jiang Cheng had already rushed forward holding the mosaic long knife. Seeing this, the rest of the people also fled from their weapons and rushed forward.

But looking at the game star, the two of them were not panicked at all. The mustache game star unhurriedly pulled out a small pistol from his waist, and slowly raised it towards the little OO who was not far away. Samurai G.

After a few seconds of waiting, a whip made of golden light slowly protruded from the muzzle of the small pistol, and slowly shot towards the little OO warrior G.

It took several seconds for the whip to finally reach the head of the little OO warrior G, just when everyone thought it might not have much power. Sudden……

boom! ! !

After a loud noise, the little OO warrior G was already lying on the ground dying.

Everyone: ...

After being silent for a long time, Jiang Cheng was the first to react and moved in front of the two game stars, pretending to be exaggerated: "Ah~ so amazing~"

"Yeah, yeah, it's amazing~" Yinshi also reacted when he saw this, and hurried forward, "This is the first time I've seen such a powerful player~"

[These two people! 】Xin Baji suddenly thought of something,【Is it possible that she is planning to use her identity as a woman to seduce game stars in the game? ! 】

"A... so-so." The game star with the mustache turned his face away and muttered softly.

"Don't say that~ This is the first time I've seen such a powerful person~ I adore you so much~" Jiang Cheng took a step forward, holding the arm of Mustache with a shy face.

"That's right, that's right," Yinshi quickly embraced the arm with thick lips when he saw this, "It's also the first time I've seen Yinzi~"

Seeing that he looked away as if he was a little embarrassed to see Jiang Cheng's mustache, Xin Baji was overjoyed, 【Great! has an effect! Keep it up! Yin Sang, Jiang Cheng Sang! 】

But before Xinbaji was happy for a few seconds, Kagura also came to the two game stars, and said fiercely, "Actually, I am also Alu."

【Hello! Why does the uncle with a fierce face have to follow suit! ! 】Xin Baji is not well.

Seeing this scene, Yue Yong suddenly thought of something, walked up to the two game stars, and said, "Actually, I was also deeply attracted by the demeanor shown by the two of you.

"

"And me~" Xiao Yuan quickly followed, "So are you~"

"It's me too," Gui actually came over, "Two such masculine people are really rare in this era. (In fact, I am also a beauty with a Nicebody in reality, and I am also called "Nicebody" in a certain store. Existence like the head card)”

[These people are about to break the jar! All the staff pretended to be girls and came forward to show their courtesy! 】Xin Baji thought to himself.

"Yahui~ What are you doing here? Come here soon~" Gintoki waved his hand at Xin Hachi, then turned his head and explained, "Actually, we are a girl group~ Enter this game together to relax ~But it’s really lucky~ I met you two such excellent men~ My little heart is starting to thump~”

【Are you too bitchi? ! ] Jiang Cheng thought with the corner of his mouth twitching.

"That's right~ In fact, from the first time I saw you, I felt very happy~ Huan~ ah, this feeling, so can you form a team with us?" Xin Baji, who instantly entered the state of bichi, walked with swaying steps Come over, "It's okay to meet in real life, my eye sockets are moist~"

"It's the same with others~ the buttocks..." Before the little monkey could finish speaking, he was kicked over by Yinshi.

"However, the final hidden boss has already been defeated," the thick-lip game star said, "If you form a team, there is no boss to attack..."

"No, actually there is an ultimate hidden boss called Ultimate in the temple over there," Gintoki pointed to the temple behind everyone and said, "It seems to be called Estark or Muskak or something."

[Mascak? ! 】Xin Baji is not feeling well, 【What the hell are you talking about, Yinsang! How could there be such a thing here! Ai Ting and the like are enough! 】

"What should I do? Senior, they said they want to go together." Thick lips asked aloud.

"I don't care...it doesn't matter, let's go together..." Xiao Huzi pulled out Jiang Cheng's holding hand without looking away, then turned around and entered the temple silently.

Afterwards, Jiang Cheng and others also followed.

【Hello! Muskak doesn't exist in this world at all! 】Xin Baji thought to himself while walking, 【What should I do? ! After talking nonsense, he followed in! 】

At this moment, Jiang Cheng calmly made two gestures behind him and pointed to Gui who was beside him.

Yinshi and Gui instantly understood each other...

...

In the pitch-black cave, Jiang Cheng and his party followed the game star and walked slowly towards the depths of the cave.

"ah!!!"

Suddenly there was a scream from behind everyone.

"It's not good! Guizi is gone!" Yinshi stopped, looked behind everyone and said exaggeratedly.

"Could it be that he was captured by Musk?! It's so scary~" Jiang Cheng echoed.

"Hey? Really?" Mustache turned his head and asked in doubt.

Just then, the sound of approaching footsteps came...

"Ahahahaha! I am the Muskak you are looking for!" Gui Zheng, who was naked and holding two bananas in his hand, laughed loudly, "Heroes! Today is your end!"

[Why do you have to have a naked body! ! ! 】Everyone complained in their hearts at the same time.

"Is this Muskak? But why does it look like the companion who was taken away just now?" Mustache wondered.

"Actually, Muskak has a very terrifying mimicry, that is, he can change into the appearance of a hunter who has been eaten to confuse his partners." Xin Baji lied quickly.

"There is such a perverted monkey, it's amazing, senior." Thick lips looked at the mustache on the side, "It can only be done like this, senior."

"There's no other way, that's the only way to go," he said, and the mustache took out his stun gun again, turned his face away, and muttered: "You guys, if you are really scared, you can hide behind me ..."

"Ahahaha! Who do you think I am?! Alone? How can one person defeat me!" Gui laughed wildly, "I'm different from the orangutans outside who are casually defeated by you! Me!! In the shower Sometimes I pee secretly! In fact, everyone will do it too?! Those who have never done it will never beat me!!"

【Hello! ! What kind of secrets did this person reveal! 】Xin Baji crazily complained in his heart,【And this time he was deadlocked! How are you going to defeat it? ! After knocking it down, it is a disguised admission that we also pee in the shower! ! 】

"Well, I'm sorry," Jiang Cheng suddenly raised his hand and said, "I just thought I saw it wrong~ This is not a muscak, it seems to be an ordinary wild monkey~ muscak or something should be inside~"

"Yes, no matter how you look at it, this kind of monkey can't be Muskak~ Let's leave it alone." Gintoki answered.

"Soga," Thick Lips nodded, then turned around, "Then don't worry about it, senior, let's hurry up and find the real Muskak."

"Wait…"

At this time, Mustache actually put away the stun gun, changed his normal routine, took out a flint and lit a cigarette, took a puff, and looked suspiciously at Jiang Cheng and the others in front of him: "Hey, I've been doing it since just now. I don’t want to say anything, but don’t push yourself too far, you’re sneaking around looking for opportunities around others, what’s your plan? You’re also that guy’s companions, right?”

"Huh? What are you talking about?" Gintoki simply stopped pretending.

"I'm asking who are you guys?!"

"Before asking others, you should show yourself first." Gintoki replied.

"Huh? Us," the mustache made a "#" on his face, and after a long silence...

"It's a screwdriver." Mustache (14) and thick lips (Sougo) typed at the same time.

Everyone: ...

...

At dusk, in a yakiniku restaurant in Edo.

A shop assistant wearing a green patterned bathrobe bent over and opened the door of a private room with a smile on her face: "Guests, have you decided what to order?"

After speaking, the young lady finally saw the scene in the private room clearly, her expression froze instantly, and she saw five screwdrivers and three normal-looking people turning their heads to look at her at the same time.

"Twenty servings of venison G." Everyone replied at the same time.

...

The barbecue on the carbon net was sizzling, but the atmosphere at the scene fell into a strange silence, and no one said a word for a long time.

"Then what, it's rare for everyone to have an online gathering, everyone should say something." Xin Baji couldn't help but speak out first, probably because he wanted to liven up the atmosphere.

"It's an online gathering, but most of them are acquaintances, right?" Yinshi replied blankly, "They're all the dumb faces I'm used to seeing."

As he said that, Yinshi suddenly got up and stood up, stepped on the table, and yelled with his eyes bursting with blue veins: "Speaking of which, now is not the time to hold an online party! It has been five days! Why have you spent nearly a week at Doing such a boring thing?! Besides, after nearly a week, the situation is not only not optimistic, but has worsened? What is it? What is the use of our hunting together?!"

"Calm down, Yinshi," Jiang Cheng held a bowl of rice, frowned and comforted in an old lady's tone, "Even if you want to complain, you have to wait until the broadcast starts."

"It's already started, you idiot!" Yin Shi scolded, "Didn't you hear that the supervisor called out just now?!"

"Hey?! Really?!" Jiang Cheng finally came to his senses, put down the bowls and chopsticks quickly, changed a cynical expression in an instant after two seconds, and knocked heavily on the table, "Suda! What are you doing? What is it?! Why do we have to do such boring things with this body?! Why do you think that now is not the time to hold such boring online gatherings?!"

Everyone: ...

"Forget it, we really haven't collected any favorable information about the player's aliens." Kondo comforted, "But didn't monkey hunting bring us together with the same goal? This is better than any material." It is a precious harvest.”