Maybe a Fake Gintama

"That's why! What kind of tricks can you group of idiots come up with together!" Yinshi said disdainfully.

Listening to Yin Shi's cynicism, Fourteen was the first to express his dissatisfaction: "What are you talking about, kid?!"

"Hijikata-san, please look in the mirror now, you will see an idiot! An idiot who looks exactly like you is looking at you in the mirror!"

"It's much better than an idiot whose little OO has been transformed into a screwdriver!" Fourteen spat in disdain.

"You're the idiot, right? It's much better than being transformed into a screwdriver including the little OO!" Gintoki retorted not to be outdone.

But apart from Sou Wu and Yue Yong, no one noticed that Jiang Cheng on the side had his head down and his face was completely dark.

"Boss, you're welcome, please use it." So saying, Sougo took out a bazooka and handed it to Jiang Cheng.

"Hehe..." After receiving the bazooka, Jiang Cheng raised his head expressionlessly, squinted and smiled at the people on the table, and then pressed the trigger at Shisi and Yinshi without thinking.

boom! ! !

Silver Hour and Fourteen all turned into afro heads.

"What are you doing?! Bastard!" Yin Shi scolded, "I was speaking for you just now!"

"No problem! Just take care of your box-type screwdriver!" Jiang Cheng yelled, and then he looked at Shishi beside him, "And you! One bite and one small cock, do you want to die? !asshole!"

Seeing that the three of them were about to fight, Xin Baji quickly tried to persuade him: "Wait a minute, then everyone should calm down first. In short, the online meeting is held to study future action strategies, and everyone should discuss it calmly and peacefully." Bar."

After listening, Jiang Chengyinshi and the fourteenth and thirteen people snorted at the same time and sat down again.

Xin Baji looked at Shisi and Yueyong who was sitting next to Jiang Cheng, and then asked: "Our team didn't collect any information about the star players, Tufang-san and Miss Yueyong. How about side?"

"Wait! Before talking about that..." Gintoki pointed to Shishi and Sougo beside him, "Why did you use that look that caused misunderstanding? Because of your fault, four days were wasted Time!"

Fourteen lightly took a puff of smoke and explained to himself: "No one is not interested in players who have the same shape as themselves in the game. They are all decoys deliberately released to attract their attention.

But I didn't expect to catch you insignificant people. "

"Well, in fact, I have already sent Baihua to search with the photos of the two cosmic people, but I haven't gotten any useful information yet." Yueyong said suddenly at this time, and then looked at Jiang Cheng aside, "And even if it is We can't find those two game stars, we also have..."

Before Yue Yong could finish speaking, she was suddenly interrupted by Jiang Cheng.

"Yueyue! You don't need to tell them about that!" Jiang Cheng folded his hands and snorted coldly.

But at this moment...

"Ah, I'm really sorry for being late." Phillips screwdriver Gui stood at the door and said embarrassedly, rubbing the back of his head, "Hi everyone, I'm Fruit Platter Warrior G."

"It looks like I didn't catch anything, the bait set up to catch small fish accidentally caught a big fish." Sougo said looking at Gui who was standing at the door.

Jiang Chengyinshi: ...

...

After putting handcuffs on Gui who was sitting on the seat, Fourteen said, "This is your last meal before going to prison. What are you going to eat?"

"Then let's have tripe." Gui replied.

"Excuse me, please give this guy an additional serving of paralyzed raw meat." Sougo raised his hand and shouted.

...

After being forcibly fed a mouthful of paralyzed raw meat by Sougo, Gui finally realized that his complexion turned green: "It's been tricked! I didn't expect Wangju to be a trap!"

"Are you an idiot? Why do people with lofty ideals attend the party?" Yin Shi complained speechlessly.

"Even a person with lofty ideals, there are times when you want to be OFF," Gui explained, "There are also times when you want to forget everything!"

"Your head is always in the OFF state, and the plug is disconnected from the contact point."

"What a bunch of idiots," Gui dismissed everyone's attitude. "Even if you catch me, the situation will not get any better. None of you can change the reality that you are a screwdriver."

"Actually..." Yue Yong opened her mouth to say something just now, but was interrupted by Jiang Cheng again.

"No need, they won't do that anymore." Jiang Cheng shook his head and said softly, "In short, let's listen to what the wig has to say, although his head is indeed empty, but he may have some key information Maybe."

"!!"

Jiang Cheng's words drew everyone's attention to Gui.

"Gui! Did you really get any useful information?!" Kondo said with a look of disbelief.

"Hmph, who knows," Gui chuckled, and then raised his handcuffed hands, "Shouldn't you be polite when asking others?"

Seeing the tangled look on his director's face, Fourteen reminded: "Kondo-san, you can't do what he does, this guy must be talking nonsense in order to find a chance to escape."

"If you doubt me, read this first," Gui raised his hands and took out a folded piece of paper behind his head. "Then I won't say that again."

Immediately afterwards, Gui stretched out the paper, only to see that the so-called clue turned out to be a job advertisement for a driver.

(Driver and screwdriver are pronounced the same.)

Looking at the people who were so shocked that they couldn't speak, Gui raised the corner of his mouth, and then put the paper away again, "That's all for you to see, I want to know the contact information and interview location If so, give me tripe first."

Just after Gui finished speaking, Kagura jumped up and kicked Gui's stomach, "One portion of tripe!!"

"Why are you so obsessed with surviving as a screwdriver?!" Xin Baji couldn't help complaining, "Besides, it's a mistake! Where is the information about the player star? Idiot!"

"How could there be such a thing?" Gui, who was beaten up black and blue by Kagura and Sougo, sat up, "Are you still refusing to face reality at this point? You should feel it more or less, Now that there is no intelligence or means, it is impossible to catch the player star."

"Stop talking stupidly, are you giving up just because of this?" Fourteen said disdainfully.

"Yes! We want to regain our original body! The victory and defeat will only begin now!" Kondo said seriously, but just after he finished speaking, a photo slowly fell from the back of Kondo's head.

Looking at the woman who looks like a Phillips screw in the photo, Shin Hachi asked doubtfully, "Kondo-san, this is..."

Kondo scratched his cheeks in annoyance, and explained with some distress: "The third princess of Screw Star, Princess Cross. In fact, we are discussing matters related to a blind date."

"Kondo-san, could it be you..." Fourteen suddenly thought of something, and looked at his director with wide eyes, "Have you forgotten the princess of the orangutan planet?! Have you already moved on?!"

"Hey! Don't tell me nonsense!" Kondo became anxious, "By the way, were you really going to send me to the orangutan planet?! How many times have I explained it! It's not like that at all. I don't like that orangutan at all!"

"Here we go again," Sougo patted Kondo-san on the shoulder, "Needless to say, Kondo-san, we all understand that you gave up your happiness for the sake of Shinsengumi. We understand."

"Can't you just listen to my explanation?! Bastards! By the way, who told me that I liked that orangutan?!"

Jiang Cheng silently turned his face away and whistled, as if he had nothing to do with me.

"Don't act like it has nothing to do with you! Is it you?!"

"Stop arguing over such insignificant things," Gui suddenly stopped, "What we should do now is neither to continue hunting monkeys nor to waste time discussing countermeasures at the barbecue restaurant. What we need is, as The consciousness to live with a screwdriver is the right one!"

After listening, everyone fell silent at the same time.

"No, in fact, even if we can't find the player star, we can still restore our original appearance." Suddenly, Yue Yong said lightly.

"Huh?!" Everyone looked over at the same time.

"Yueyue, didn't I say that? They will never accept that way," Jiang Cheng complained, "Don't underestimate our self-esteem!"

"Wait, Jiang Cheng, what do you mean?" Yin Shi stared at Jiang Cheng and asked.

"Is there really that way to return to the original body?!" Xin Baji was pleasantly surprised.

"Boss, don't be a fool, tell me what you have to say." Sou Wu also looked at Jiang Cheng.

Looking at everyone's eyes, Jiang Cheng sighed heavily, then took out a few business cards from his pocket and threw them on the table: "That's plastic surgery."

"Plastic surgery?"

"Ah, it's just plastic surgery, and it's just a way to restore our bodies to their original state." Yue Yong explained, "I've already contacted you before, and the other party also gave a positive answer."

"If you want to use it, use it. Anyway, I will never restore my original body in this way," Jiang Cheng said casually with one hand on his cheek. There will be frustrations in life, and you will be the same, right?"

After finishing speaking, Jiang Cheng discovered that the people who were still sitting in their seats had disappeared, and the business cards on the table disappeared along with them.

Jiang Cheng, who had been speechless for a long time with squinted eyes, finally complained: "What about the self-esteem that was agreed upon?"

Moon Wing: ...

...

After walking out of the barbecue restaurant, neither Jiang Cheng nor Yue Yong spoke, and walked quietly on the way back to Yoshihara.

"you…"

"Don't say anything, I will never recover my body in that way!" Jiang Cheng replied with a determined face.

Yue Yong fell silent.

Suddenly Jiang Cheng thought of something and stopped where he was, "Ah, I forgot! I forgot to tell them that that person is actually a very weird person. Are they okay?"