Maybe a Fake Gintama

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【Jiang...Jiangjun is stuck! ! 】Gintoki and Shinpachi are all in bad condition.

【I will never forget it! That awe-inspiring face, elegant manners, and little OO like a soldier! ] Shinpachi twitched half of his face and looked at Gintoki aside, [Why... why? ! Why would the general come to such a dirty place? ! And why is the general with Jiang Chengsang? ! 】

"Can you help me put my hair into a bun?" Maomao repeated again.

"Really? Do you really want to cut your hair in a place like this?" Jiang Cheng looked frightened, "Are you kidding? Yoshihara also has this kind of thing, not only the hair on top, but also... You comb your hair neatly~"

[This person is definitely an idiot! Although I was mentally prepared when I heard about the young general, I didn’t expect that it was actually a general! ] Gintoki gritted his teeth and looked at Jiang Cheng, and at the same time thought to himself, [This idiot is still planning to take the general to a place like that to play such random games! 】

"After all, I promised Katakuri Tiger to return it to the shop owner in person," Shimomo looked at the comic in his hand and said slowly, "I don't want to violate the agreement. And..."

As he said that, Maomao raised his head, glanced at the entire barber area, and continued with a smile: "I also want to experience the life of ordinary people in this kind of market place, and leave the entertainment behind for now."

【No no no no no! go back! Follow the idiot next to you to Yoshiwara, idiot! ] Gintoki thought to himself, [No, it’s not good to go to Yoshiwara. Please go back to your general’s residence! ! 】

"Are you serious? There won't be any beautiful hairdressers in a place like this, and there won't be the kind of fatal hairdressers you think of." Jiang Cheng reminded.

[Most barber shops don’t have it! By the way, are all the barber shops this person usually goes to? ! 】Xin Bajiu thought with a dark face, 【Please stop talking! 】

"Well, I'm sorry, Jiang Chengsang, could you please wait for me for a moment?" Maomao said with a hint of apology.

"There's no way, after all, uncle has already paid the money." Jiang Cheng shrugged, "If you can't satisfy the customers, the news may affect Yoshiwara's business. It's up to you."

"Thank you so much, Jiang Chengsang." Maomao smiled, then looked at Gintoki and the others again, "Then, please."

【We are the ones asking you to do this! Please go back quickly! Let me beg you! ! ] Gintoki and Shinpachi thought at the same time.

"Then let me squint for a while," Jiang Cheng closed the store door, yawned, and walked towards the sofa in the corner of the store. He didn't even notice that the person on the seat next to him was sleeping soundly with his hands folded and his eyes squinted. Katsura was wearing shampoo, and Kondo was sleeping very soundly with a towel on his face in the seat next to him.

…

Looking at Jiang Cheng, who was lying on the sofa with his face covered with comics and snoring slightly, and Mao Mao, who had just walked to the innermost seat and sat upright, Gintoki was about to collapse.

[What should we do now? ! 】 Gintoki looked at Momo with sweat on his face, who still looked majestic even in his seat in the barber shop.

【What should I do? ! Silver mulberry! ! ] Shinpachi looked at Gintoki, staring with big red eyes.

【Don’t ask me! I do not know either! do not know anything! I don’t want to think about anything right now! ] Gintoki stared back, [I don’t want to think about cutting the general’s hair or anything like that at all! 】

【wait! General! We are not barbers at all! 】Xin Baji twitched the corners of his mouth and looked at the sitting general, 【Please spare us! 】

"Well, just an ordinary bun will do. Please hurry up, I have an agreement with this gentleman here." Maomao turned his head to look at Gintoki and the other three, said politely, and then turned around again He turned his head and sat up straight, "Please."

After hearing this, Gintoki and Shinpachi walked quickly towards the back door with their heads lowered and expressionless, opened the curtain and walked in.

…

"What should I do?! Gin-san?! What should I do?!" Shinpachi asked in a hurry towards Gintoki, who was holding his head and looking crazy.

"How could I possibly know! Don't think that Gin-san can answer everything!" Gintoki shouted with sweat pouring down his face.

Then he patted Xin Baji's head, then grabbed Xin Baji's collar, and complained loudly: "Yin Sang sometimes doesn't know it! There are times when he wants to cry! There are also times when he wants to run away. It’s time! That’s why I said I should run away early! It’s all because of you two who are dilly-dallying!!”

Then, Gintoki opened the curtain and stuck his head out to look at the scene in the store. Several black lines appeared under the corners of his eyes on his face covered in cold sweat. He slowly said: "What should I do? Hey, now They should run away, right? If the haircut fails...the three of them will happily behead them in public."

As soon as Gintoki finished speaking, Shinpachi couldn't bear it any longer. He turned his head, squatted down, hugged the bucket, and vomited, Σ_(???"∠)vomit...

"You actually threw up?!"

"I'm so sorry," Shinpachi wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth, and there was only fatigue and weakness in his voice, "I'm so nervous, I feel like vomiting... Yin-san, I can't do it anymore."

"You actually want to quit early?!" Gintoki quickly leaned over and shook Shinpachi, "Cheer up, you bastard!!"

"It's really useless. I don't care who is a general or not. Everyone has the same shaved hair." Kagura stood aside and said with some disdain.

Gintoki opened the curtain again and looked at Kagura with disbelief, who seemed to be ready for a big fight.

"I'll come!" After saying that, Kagura walked towards Maomao and said with a smile, "Welcome~"

"Wow! That guy is gone! It's really amazing!" Looking at Kagura's figure, Gintoki praised from the bottom of his heart.

"What hairstyle do you want to have today, Aru?" Kagura asked with a relaxed look, "A round haircut, Aru? A center-parted one, Aru? A mushroom head, Aru? Or a ponytail Aru like that idiot over there?"

But just after he finished speaking, Kagura, who was standing behind the general, suddenly vomited, Σ_(???」∠)vomit... But fortunately, most of it was vomited on the ground...

"Hey!" Gintoki rushed over and grabbed Kagura and rushed towards the back door.

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"What on earth are you doing?! Are you looking for death?! Do you want us all to be beheaded?!" Gintoki shouted softly, suppressing his anger and rolling his eyes.

"The smell of the new eighty wafted over, and I couldn't help but leak out Aru." Kagura wiped the saliva from the corner of her mouth and explained.

"It's not a leaked problem!" Gintoki shouted frantically, "What are you going to do if you vomit on the general?!"

Shinbaji, who was peeking out from behind the curtain to secretly observe Maomao, turned around and comforted him: "It's okay, it's still relatively safe, General..."

But then Shinbaji was speechless, and saw something pressed tightly against the general's forehead...

"Ah? Does the general have that mark on his face?" Shinpachi said with a dark face, pushing up his glasses and expressionless, "It seems like the one in NARUTO..."

"Ah, it's a side dish for the ramen we had during the day," Kagura said, "I really should digest it."

"That's not the problem!" Gintoki, who had black lines all over his head, punched Kagura on the head, "What should I do?! It's stuck tightly to his forehead! It's as unforgivable as being stained with meat sauce!! "

"No! The general is staring at the mirror!" Xin Baji quickly reminded him.

"Fool it! Who's going to fool it!" Gintoki shouted frantically.

"Well," Jiang Cheng woke up leisurely at this time, wiped his eyes, sat up from the sofa, and looked at the three people behind the curtain, "Are you okay yet?"

With that said, Jiang Cheng turned to look at Maomao, but Gintoki had quick eyes and quick hands and rushed forward and held Jiang Cheng's shoulders.

"Wait a minute! This customer!" Gintoki said, "The skills of our barber shop are kept secret! So no one is allowed to peek!"

"Hey? Really?!" Jiang Cheng said in surprise, "Is it like that kind of secret ingredient?! Is there any?! Do barber shops also have such things?!"

"Of course! The survival of old-fashioned barbershops like ours relies on this secret craftsmanship." Xin Baji pinched his drake voice and said with a sorry smile, "So if it is leaked, we will be very embarrassed. Difficult to handle.”

"That's right. After all, business has been very deserted." Jiang Cheng nodded.

"Then, sir, please continue to sleep. It won't take long." Gintoki gave a somewhat forced smile.

"There is no other way, this is the only way." After saying that, Jiang Cheng lay down again and closed his eyes. In less than a minute, Jiang Cheng's gentle snoring sounded again.

"Huh~" Gintoki wiped the sweat from his forehead, "Anyway, let's deal with this guy first, and then..."

"Yin Sang! Look!" Xin Baji pointed at Mao Mao and reminded in a low voice, "It seems that the general also closed his eyes after hearing what he just said!"

"Great! In this case, we can just take down NARUTO before he opens his eyes!" Gintoki was secretly happy, and then came behind Mao Mao and picked up the towel, "This guest, let me wipe it for you first. Face it."

With that said, Gintoki picked up the towel and covered Mao Mao's face, and wiped it carefully, "Um, did the guest just see something similar to what's inside NARUTO on the mirror? Don't worry about that. , it seems that a customer’s child drew it on the mirror. I’m really sorry that you saw that kind of thing.”

"Ah, it doesn't matter." Maomao replied.

"Souga, that's good." Gintoki pointed at Maomao's forehead and pinched it with a towel. At the same time, he breathed a sigh of relief and then took back the towel.

However, after seeing the empty towel in his hand, Gintoki's heart lifted again, especially after seeing NARUTO moved to Shigemo's left eye...