Maybe a Fake Gintama

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"Um, guest, what kind of haircut are you going to have today?" As he said that, Gintoki quickly grabbed a towel, applied it to Maomao's face again and started rubbing it. Of course, the area that was rubbed the most was Naruto. The location of the volume.

"Then, can you help me tie my hair into a bun again?" Maomao asked politely with his eyes closed.

"Hey, I understand. How about cleaning your face when you get a haircut? Don't they often say that the face is the window to the soul?" Gintoki said with an apologetic smile while helping Maomao wipe his face.

"Yin Sang, it should be that the eyes are the windows to the soul." Shinbaji reminded him in a low voice.

"That's ridiculous! There's no difference at all! Aren't the eyes on the face?!" Gintoki shouted in a low voice with his veins popping out. At the same time, he gently pinched the Naruto roll at Mao Mao's eyes with a towel, and then He took the towel back, and at the same time, Gintoki breathed a sigh of relief again.

"The meaning is completely different..." Shinpachi replied in a low voice, but then, Shinpachi noticed something was wrong with Gintoki's face beside him. At this time, Gintoki was holding a towel, with a dark face and half-open mouth. , looking at the mirror in front of Maomao with cold sweat on his face.

"What's wrong? Ginsang? Didn't NARUTO already..." Before Shinpachi could finish speaking, he suddenly saw Mao Mao's appearance through the mirror, and he was stunned for a moment, [Why? ! 】

I saw that NARUTO, which originally only covered Maomao's left eye, was like using the shadow clone technique. Not only the left eye, but also the right eye was covered with the exact same NARUTO.

After being stunned for a few seconds, Gintoki was the first to react. He stepped on the switch on the back of the chair and leveled the chair. At the same time, he grabbed Shinpachi and stepped back. He did not forget to apologize to Mao Mao with a smile: "Then ...Then please lie down first and close your eyes like this!"

…

"What's wrong!" Gintoki, whose eyes were full of black lines, shouted in a frantic voice to Shinpachi and Kagura in front of him, "NARUTO can't be taken off at all! I can't take it off no matter what! Don't do it! He said that he couldn’t do it, and he even used the Shadow Clone Technique, this NARUTO over here!”

"Calm down, Yin Sang!" Xin Bajiu comforted in a low voice, and explained, "That's not the shadow clone anymore, it should have been two pieces overlapping together."

"What should I do with that?! Hey!" Gintoki pointed at Momo who was lying flat on the chair, and shouted in a frantic voice with black lines on his face, "Now it looks like a Sharingan! I We are all too scared to get close, my special move is about to be stolen! Hey!"

"How could there be such a weak Sharingan!" Shinpachi shouted in a low voice,

"Besides, you don't have any special moves at all! That's why battle games are not popular! Bandai Namco is also troubled!"

"Hey, who can do it?" Gintoki shouted in a low voice, pushing Shinpachi, "pretend to wash your face and get it off!"

"Why me?!" Xin Baji retorted without thinking.

But just as the two were excusing each other, Kagura couldn't stand it anymore, and tiptoed behind Shimomo, leaned down, and tried to pick up the Naruto scroll covering Shimomo's eyes with his fingers.

However, despite trying many times, the final result still ended in failure, because the Naruto roll was too slippery, and every time it was pinched, it slipped off the fingers and stuck to Mao Mao's face again.

"I can't figure it out," Kagura turned to look at the two people who were still pushing each other behind, and said in a low voice, "It's so slippery that it's impossible to catch Aru, it keeps sliding around."

"Kagura-chan, how much pork bone soup did you eat to become so oily?" Shinpachi complained speechlessly,

"I have no choice but to use a razor to shave it off, Aru." Kagura nodded, and then took out the razor from the pocket on the side.

Seeing Kagura pointing the shining razor at Maomao's head, Shinpachi's heart was in his throat. He didn't care too much and quickly grabbed Kagura.

"Wait a minute! Kagura-chan! It's very dangerous!" Shinpachi let go of Kagura and reminded him in a low voice, "Gently, gently! The action you just performed was too rude. Ah! You will scratch the general if you are not careful!"

"I know Aru." Kagura breathed out, her eyes became serious, and she carefully and slowly stretched the razor to the Naruto scroll on Mao Mao's face.

At the same time, Gintoki and Shinpachi, who were standing next to Kagura, were equally worried and stared at the razor that Kagura slowly extended towards Mao Mao's face. Even the saliva didn't dare to swallow or exhale, for fear of affecting Kagura's movements.

Seeing that the razor was about to reach the area where Naruto's scroll was, Gintoki and Shinpachi sweated for Kagura at the same time.

But at this moment, Kondo, who was lying on the seat next to him with a towel on his back, slowly woke up and took off the towel on his face without any reason. After a moment's pause, he raised his head slightly and looked away. Gintoki and others on the side said, "Um, private Marseille, what do I have to wait for..."

Kagura, who was just about to touch the Naruto roll, shook her hand slightly, and the razor in her hand almost scratched Mao Mao's skin. But okay, it's just a little bit worse.

"Now is the critical moment, sleep quietly, little white-faced orangutan!" Kagura wiped the sweat from her forehead, holding a bright razor, and looked at Kondo with a kind face, "Otherwise, I can't control it. What will be shaved off?"

At the same time, Gintoki and Shinpachi also turned their heads with a look of kindness on their faces.

Sensing the threatening looks from the three men, Kondo responded quickly, lay down again and put the towel on his face again. And because he was too scared, he stretched out his two hands and pinched himself unconscious...

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Seeing this, Kagura breathed a sigh of relief, then regained her composure, and once again slowly extended the razor to the position of the Naruto scroll on Shigemao's forehead.

Seeing Kagura carefully running the razor along Mamoru's smooth forehead, gently scraping off the Naruto roll bit by bit, Gintoki and Shinpachi breathed a sigh of relief at the same time.

"Ah, it's okay," Gintoki encouraged in a low voice, "It's okay in this way! Kagura-chan, come on!"

"Oh, I got it Aru!" Kagura exclaimed softly as she hung up a Naruto scroll.

"Wow! Well done, Kagura-chan!" Shinpachi praised in a low voice.

"Take down the other shadow clone as well..." Gintoki reminded in a low voice.

After hearing this, Kagura concentrated her concentration once again, and moved towards the location of the other Naruto roll, and moved the sword gently...

finally……

"Great, I got it Aru." Kagura threw away the scraped Naruto scroll, exhaled and wiped the sweat from his forehead.

"Well done! Kagura-chan!" Shinpachi praised in a low voice again.

"Great, I finally passed the first level." Gintoki's anxious heart finally sank back into his stomach, "Then what happens next..."

But before Gintoki could finish speaking, a bun-like object slowly fell from Mao Mao's head to the floor behind him, and at the same time, Mao Mao's hair on both sides spread out...

Three people:......

After several seconds of silence, Xinbaji, who was covered in cold sweat and had black lines under his eyes, took the lead in looking at the bun on the ground with his mouth twitching, and said: "What... is that? Wait... wait, wait a minute. Wait a minute, this...it can't be...Yin...Yinsang, this...this..."

As he said this, Shinpachi mechanically turned his head slowly and looked at Gintoki with sweat on his face, "Could this... be... the general's... hair?"

Before Shinpachi could finish speaking, Gintoki reacted. Gintoki instantly bent down and picked up the indescribable object on the ground. Then he stood up instantly, raised his left leg high and made a gesture. An extremely standard motion of throwing a baseball, and then throwing it away with all his strength towards the door!

Boom! The entire store door was smashed to pieces.

"Idiot!!" Gintoki turned his head and yelled with big red eyes, "Clean up for me! The golden retriever's poop is all on the ground!"

"That's not the case at all!" Xin Bajiu complained crazily, "That was clearly the general's bun! Although you destroyed the evidence with the speed of light just now, it was just a bun that fell off!"

"No! The poop just now was completely the poop of a golden retriever! The color! The size! It's nothing but the poop of a golden retriever! It's nothing else!" Gintoki argued loudly.

"So where did the golden retriever come from?" Xin Baji retorted, and then turned to look at Maomao, who was still lying on the chair without realizing it. "The worst... worst situation, Yin Sang! You are too focused. When I took NARUTO away, I accidentally shaved off my bun! Now it’s no longer a question of how to tie it back! What should I do?! Even if I commit seppuku, I can’t apologize!!”

At this time, Gintoki's legs had begun to tremble uncontrollably, and Kagura on the side also began to look for the Time Machine in the cabinet next to him.

"Calm down, calm down, calm down, Shinpachi!" Gintoki comforted with a big tongue, obviously in panic.

"If there is no bun, the general is just a man with a bald peak and a bald forehead, playing the role of a fallen warrior!" Shinpachi held his head and continued a little crazy, "Or maybe the bun represents the general. , the general only has a bun! Yin Sang! What on earth are we going to do?!"

"But, the general's head is stained with golden retriever poop. Anyone who sees it will shave it off, right?" Gintoki explained bravely, "This is what a warrior is, and this is the heart of loyalty! "

"A samurai who calls the shogun's hair bun a piece of shit is not a real samurai!" Shinpachi retorted, frothing.

"It's okay! It's definitely okay!" Gintoki's tongue was still knotted, but even in this situation, he was still trying to comfort himself, "Life will not be so painful and severe! NIVER GIVE UP——"