Maybe a Fake Gintama

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"What a devil!" Shinbaji roared angrily.

"Calm down, Mr. Xin Baji," Jiang Cheng on the side waved his hand and comforted, "It doesn't matter even if you can't eat cookies for the rest of your life! You're just an idiot who will turn into a natural curl. It doesn't matter. .”

"Who are you talking about! You idiot!" Gintoki was unhappy for a moment, stood up and cursed with rolled eyes, "In the end, you are just a taste idiot! Only an idiot like you can taste salty cookies. tasty!"

"Huh?!" Jiang Cheng wasn't happy anymore. He stood up instantly and retorted with his eyes rolled unyielding, "You should be the taste idiot, right?! A sweet-tooth idiot who only likes sweetness! Why did your head turn into Can’t you even notice why you have such uninspiring natural curls?! You idiot with a sweet tooth for curly hair!”

"Asshole! Apologize to all the naturally curly and sweet-toothed people, you bastard!!" Gintoki grabbed Jiang Cheng's collar and cursed angrily with his veins popping out.

"Before that, please apologize to all the salty cookie lovers, you scum!!" Jiang Cheng also pulled up Gintoki's collar and cursed with rolled eyes.

The two of them were arguing more and more fiercely, and when they were about to fight, Kagura rushed forward and separated the two of them, then stood between the two of them, holding her hands and trying to persuade her seriously: "Calm down, you two! I can accept both sweet cookies and salty cookies, Aru! So don’t argue over such things! I will eat all the cookies and cookies that you don’t like, Aru! Of course... "

As he spoke, Kagura looked at the vinegar kelp in his hand with soft eyes, "There is also sour vinegar kelp..."

"Kagura-chan...you..." The corners of Jiang Cheng's eyes gradually became moist, and he looked at Kagura in disbelief.

"Kagura, you..." Gintoki also looked in disbelief.

"You two are too immature, Aru," Kagura folded her hands and pretended to complain, then put on an adult look and continued, "Isn't the so-called life made up of various flavors, Aru? So whether it’s sweet, slightly salty, or sour, I’ll eat it all with gratitude!”

"It seems that he has indeed grown up." Jiang Cheng said with a look of relief, and then wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, "In this case, I can explain it to Sister Jiang Hua..."

"That's right, we adults have been left far behind." Gintoki agreed with a soft expression, "Growing up... is really incredible."

Subsequently,

Kagura took the salty cookie from Jiang Cheng's hand and the cookie from Gintoki's hand, and sat down at the desk to eat. Jiangcheng and Gintoki, on the other hand, looked at Kagura with gratified faces like a pair of parents who were pleased with their children's growth...

On the side, Xin Baji and Gao Wu looked at this touching scene with expressionless faces, and they both fell into speechlessness.

"Hey, Shin-chan," Takaya reminded, "these people didn't listen to us at all, and they didn't treat us as human beings at all."

"Please listen to me carefully. I'm begging you." Xin Baji took a step forward and stood in front of the three of them with a serious look on his face. "Jiang Chengsang and Yin Sang, being recognized as an official fan club is a very special thing." What an achievement! What an honor!"

Jiang Cheng and Ginshi then turned their heads and began to listen to Xin Baji's words.

"Until now, we have unilaterally supported Atong. If it can become official..." Shinpachi continued, "Atong-chan will have people like "You are cheering for me" and "You are really reliable." What a feeling! "

"There's not much change..." Gintoki replied.

"Indeed, in the end, I still can't even eat salty cookies." Jiang Cheng nodded and agreed.

"Can you please stop talking about salty cookies and biscuits?" Shinbaji complained expressionlessly, and then his expression became serious again, and continued: "If you become an official fan club, some things will completely It’s different! Our motives will completely change! In other words, if you become an official, you will feel like a bodyguard promoted by the general! On the other hand, those who are not selected are just thieves!"

"Is there anything more embarrassing than this?!" Shinbachi became a little excited, "I have been supporting Atong-chan until now, but is there anything more infuriating than this?!"

"Then why don't you go there too?" Kagura suddenly raised her head and suggested, "That way everyone can become a member of that official FANCLUB, Al."

"How is it possible to go there! That's where those guys are!" Gao Ya retorted with some excitement, "That's the gathering place for the dirty guys who betrayed us and instigated them to betray us!"

"That's it!" Xin Baji gritted his teeth and took over the words with an indignant expression, "Speaking of which, those guys also worship other idols besides Atong, and we here absolutely only love Atong-chan! We here Bian Cai is more suitable to be an official! We don’t need the membership numbers under those guys!!”

"Stop chirping, in the final analysis you are just the same species," Gintoki waved his hand and said impatiently, "Just be good friends. Your membership number doesn't matter whether it's 1 or 100." Are they the same? Anyway, to idols, the members of FANCLUB are just like smegma. Smegma A to smegma Z are all the same. Because they are all smegma. If you understand, go and talk to them Let’s make peace, let’s all happily drink a liter of soy sauce, and then go die together, idiots.”

"Yin Sang!" Xin Baji was about to say something when he was interrupted by Jiang Cheng.

"Well, although I don't know much about what happened, Gintoki and I are different," Jiang Cheng said with a solemn expression, folding his hands, "In short, something happened that will affect the future of Shin Yatsura-kun's life. A huge battle, right?”

"That's right!" Xin Baji nodded, "It will become the most important battle in my life!"

"I see, I understand," Jiang Cheng nodded and continued, "I will also help, don't worry, Xin Baji-kun. For the sake of the lives of future generations, I will risk my life to help you!"

"Thank you so much! Jiang Chengsang!" Xin Baji said with a face of joy, "I knew Jiang Chengsang's words would definitely help!"

"Before that, I still have a question." Jiang Cheng continued.

"Ah, you said..."

"Who is Atong-chan...?" Jiang Cheng asked doubtfully.

"Is it this far?!" Xin Bajia's whole body felt bad.

At this moment, Fourteen's laughter came from the entrance along with the sound of unhurried footsteps.

"Hehe hehe... If you want to join my camp," Fourteen, dressed as a nerd, walked to the door of the living room, leaned against the door, and looked at everyone in the room with a playful expression, "I don't mind. But I I still recommend that you don't panic too much and take a good look at the current situation. Although I won the battle for power, it seems that who is the official is not so simple in terms of numbers."

"You bastard... how dare you show up here so shamelessly!" Xin Baji said angrily.

"Um, can you please stop running into other people's homes?" Gintoki reminded him.

"Um, Xin Baji, who is this exhibitionist?" Jiang Cheng leaned close to Xin Baji's ear and asked softly.

"Speaking of which, Jiang Cheng-san may not know because he did not participate in the Shinsengumi Troubles. This is another OTAKU personality of Hijikata Jushiro, the deputy chief of the Shinsengumi." Shinpachi explained in a low voice, "Possessed by the demon sword The personality awakened after death is commonly known as House Fourteen!"

"Really? That Liu Haijun actually has such a side," Jiang Cheng looked at Shi Shi who was leaning at the door in surprise, and then showed a face of joy, "But it's really great. If you meet the real It would be terrible if you have Liu Haijun~"

"What's wrong?" Xin Baji asked in confusion.

"Don't you know? There was a movie starring Liu Hai-kun and Sougo-kun that became popular throughout Edo some time ago."

"Oh, that's the one you're talking about..." Xin Baji finally recalled, "It was indeed very popular during that period. We also went to the cinema to watch it."

As he said that, Xin Baji suddenly thought of something. He looked at Jiang Cheng with twitching corners of his mouth, and then said, "Is it possible... could it be that that movie..."

"That's right!" Jiang Guo admitted decisively, "I was the one who contacted the theater in person! It's thanks to me that it can be released! But I didn't expect it to be so popular. It was Liu Haijun's fault. I and the president Wujun made a lot of money!"

"Aren't you afraid of being hacked to death by Hijikata-san?" Shinpachi complained with black lines on his head.

"Isn't it okay? This is not the real Liu Haijun." Jiang Cheng waved his hand disapprovingly.

"Humph..." Fourteen chuckled, and then said, "Shimura-san, I advise you to turn on the TV."

"There's something wrong with this guy's head, Mr. Xin Baji," Jiang Cheng said in a low voice. "Not only does he just randomly walk into other people's homes, he also persuades them to turn on the TV."

Xin Baji did not answer, but directly picked up the remote control and turned on the TV.

Watching the press conference held by Atong-chan that was being broadcast live on TV, Shinpachi and Takaya finally understood the purpose of Shi Shi...

On the TV screen:

"It's like this," facing a crowd of reporters and photographers, Atong looked a little complicated or a little bit unable to let go, "I really like everyone who listens to my songs. They are all important people that I can't replace." .this and that……"

Atong lowered his head slightly, "I always feel very uncomfortable having to classify such important people and so on, and I don't like doing it. So until now, we have not made a formal decision. But I heard that It’s precisely because of this that the fans started fighting... I didn’t know what to do.”

"At that time, after listening to what the program producer said, I felt it was time to make a decision." Atong breathed a sigh of relief, raised his head and waved his arms, and then said, "We decided to establish the official FANCLUB of Simentong. (Strong King Kong)!”

In front of the TV, Shinpachi and Takaya both stood there with their mouths wide open due to too much surprise...