Maybe a Fake Gintama

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After Atong-chan finished speaking, the TV screen switched instantly, and the next preview began:

"The TV hodgepodge that will be broadcast next time is—Teramon Dori Official FANCLUB Decisive Match (the pianist on the field)!"

"Intelligence! Physical strength! Vigor! Hard work! Economic ability! Endurance! Power! Superpower!! Show all the abilities you have—!! Express your love for Atong-chan!!"

At this time, the TV screen was fixed on a registration notice:

[Time: May 21st. 】

【Budget Match Venue: Oedo Sports Plaza】

[Official venue: Oedo TV Station. 】

[Competition format: four-person team battle]

The host's voiceover continued: "The war between men who have been in constant dispute for a long time is finally coming to an end! Teramon Tong's official FANCLUB decision match (the pianist on the field), and now players are being recruited! Each team chooses After four representatives are selected, email the team name and participant names to the following address..."

The screen switched back to Simentong, only to see Simentong waved his hand at the camera full of energy, and raised his fist with a smile on his face.

"Everyone, I'm waiting for you (the world's number one poop) at the venue!"

Voiceover: "The winning team will receive an official FANCLUB membership card, as well as bonuses and exquisite gifts."

At the end of the show, Atong-chan was blowing a kiss to the screen~

"Please sign up actively~"

...

"Xin-chan...this is...this is!!" Takaya's eyes rekindled his fighting spirit.

Xin Baji didn't respond, but everyone could feel a whirlwind blowing in the open space between him and Fourteen. At the same time, an inexplicable arrogance ignited on the two of them.

Afterwards, Xin Baji raised the corners of his mouth and glanced in the direction of Fourteen, his eyes full of fighting spirit.

Fourteen is the same.

now,

The voice-over of Yinshi's cameo sounded again in a very appropriate situation: "It was the Warring States Era of Simentong FANCLUB, and a fierce war was ignited. The last two tigers standing on the battlefield--Simentong's personal guards and Tongxuan group , who will win the official battle? Now, the final battle of otaku has begun! Next time: The Wail of Beasts in the Wilderness!"

"Yeah~ Today's broadcast is finally over~" Gintoki slumped on the sofa and said lazily.

"Yin Sang, you are very annoying," Xin Baji turned his head and complained, "Have you been obsessed with being a narrator recently? And Jiang Chengsang, don't fall asleep. Could it be that he fell asleep when he heard the word time value again this time?" Have you? Wake up! Today's broadcast has just started!"

"Ha~" After Jiang Cheng yawned, he rubbed his sleepy eyes, and with an apologetic smile on his face, he said, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but I did a good job this time. It turns out that Akechi Mitsuhide and Zha After Kou defeated the demon Puu who started the Fourth Ninja World War together, the two are ready to fight to the death, and these two people can really quarrel~ Mitsuhide and Zaku."

"I didn't listen at all..." Xin Baji twitched the corners of his mouth and complained, "Speaking of which, your history is really a mess... I don't know how to complain, no, it should be because I don't know too much Where should I start vomiting..."

"It doesn't matter, Xinbaji," Jiang Cheng waved his hands indifferently, "Women don't like men who are too nostalgic~"

"This is not a reason for your bad history!"

"As long as we can participate in this competition and win the championship, we..." Takaya raised his head to look at Xin Hachi, showing excitement, "It can also become an official one! Xinchan! We still have a chance! Xinchan !"

"Puff hiss hiss..." Sisi, who was leaning against the door of the living room, folded his hands and smiled sinisterly, with a hint of irony in his words, "Is this what the word [Breakthrough] refers to? I saved my life by relying on Teramon Tong, everyone of the Temple Gate Guards. Anyway, it is just lingering, no matter how the outcome is, the result will not change. In the end, it is impossible for you to beat me. See you at the venue Bar…"

Saying that, Shishi stood up straight and said, "Let me kick your dejected head away and send you on your way", then turned around with a smile...

But just as Fourteen took a step, Xin Baji suddenly looked at Fourteen, and said seriously, "Please wait..."

Asked, Fourteen stopped in his tracks.

"Fourteen...no, Hijikata-san," Xin Baji continued, "You are not Zhai Shishi, but Hijikata-san, right?"

"Huh?" Kagura, who was sitting on the sofa beside him, let out a doubtful sound.

"Zhai Shishi is a cowardly OTAKU, and he will never do such a provocative behavior on the enemy's territory," Xin Baji continued, "He will not deliberately smile like this, and the most important thing ...he can't smoke!"

It was only then that everyone discovered that there was a pack of cigarettes that had been opened and a few cigarettes were missing in the breast pocket of Fourteen's sleeveless jagged denim jacket...

Fourteen turned his back to everyone, and after a moment of silence, he took out a cigarette from his pocket, lit it, and took a light puff.

"Hijikata-san, what are you planning?" Xin Baji said again, "Pretend to be fourteen, contact OTAKUs, gather so many OTAKUs together, become a huge force, even Atong-chan's official fans The position of the club wants to get involved... What is your purpose?! What do you want to do?!"

At this time, Shishi replied slowly: "As you all know, Shishi was born because I came into contact with the demon sword, and he is Hijikata Shiro, who increased the value of the useless wood OTAKU because of the curse." .That’s right, that guy is not another personality living in me, but the real Toshiro Hijikata!”

"However, I have always resisted him, separated him as another personality, and sealed him to the deepest part of my consciousness. "One day that guy will disappear," I thought. But... no matter how long he waited, that guy didn't disappear, that guy was still waiting for the opening to appear, waiting for an opportunity to regain this body. Still waiting with my eyes wide open in the back of my consciousness..."

As he said that, Shisi smiled self-deprecatingly, "Do you guys know? I just bought a locker that feels good, and I was a little excited thinking about what to put in it... When I came back to my senses, It has unconsciously been filled with my mood when I was on the beautiful girl series DVD..."

"Do you know? Just when I was about to set off to fight to the death with the barbarians... After talking with a friend I have never met for an hour, EVA finally recalled my feelings..."

Before Fourteen finished speaking, Xin Baji had already come behind Fourteen and put his hands on Fourteen's shoulders at the same time, lowering his head and interrupting loudly: "Enough is enough..."

"I'm tired... the days of fighting..." Fourteen's voice carried a trace of exhaustion, "Whether I have to fight with the outside world or with my heart, when can I rest? Where can I rest? Although he used The demon sword was born as an opportunity, but he is indeed a part of my personality. I don't want to refuse to fight, I have also had direct contact with that guy."

""You can't disappear without accomplishing anything, you have to leave a proof of your life in this world", that guy said so, this..." A trace of unbearable expression appeared on Fourteen's face, "...is Fourteen's dream! It was the flower that made him born and I finally had to offer it in front of his grave! "

Saying that, Fourteen turned around to look at Xin Baji, and announced with a serious face: "I want to reach the apex of OTAKU! Rule all OTAKU, rule everything and become OTAKU's demon king! Then leave the proof of that guy's life here In the world! It is deeply engraved in people's hearts! I will not give up, in order to make that guy a Buddha, in order to completely regain this body! I will go forward along the road!"

"Tufang-san..."

"Hey, Yin-chan, little uncle," Kagura looked at Jiang Cheng and Yinshi who were on the side and asked aloud, "What is the overlord of OTAKU? How can I become Alu? Where do I need to get a driver's license?"

"You can pass the test in a training class surrounded by a field of flowers." Gintoki replied casually without motivation.

"No, cut your hair into a V bang and put on one of those jagged sleeveless denim jackets. And don't forget to have those dead fish eyes. That's the most important thing." Jiang Cheng shook his head, folded his hands and replied, "After leaving the house, just say that you are the overlord of OTAKU to everyone you meet, about three days or so."

"Three days..." Kagura muttered, frowning with his chin propped up, "It seems to be quite difficult, Aru."

Somewhat unexpectedly, Fourteen ignored the teasing of several people, and continued: "Top idol Temple Gatetsu, as long as you get that, you can reach the apex of OTAKU, and my long battle will be enough." it's over."

"Wait a minute," Yinshi waved his hand to remind, "What did you get? It's just a fan club. By the way, do you two really understand?"

But Fourteen and Xin Baji were completely unmoved.

"Even so, do you still want to stop me?" Fourteen looked at Xin Baji and said seriously, "Stop the battle that bets my existence. Even now that you know this, do you still want to hinder me?"

"I'm sorry," Xin Baji replied with a serious face, "I won't hand over Atong-chan to someone who doesn't love her!"

"Give it to what? It wasn't yours in the first place, right?" Yinshi complained speechlessly, "How many times have I said that you are just competing for the fan club."

"Hmph, I knew it would turn out like this," Fourteen snorted, "It seems that this battle is inevitable no matter what!"

"The guards will protect the princess until the last moment! This is our mission!" There was no timidity in Xin Baji's eyes.

"If you want to stop my overbearing, come and try!"

"Let's fight it out! Hijikata-san!"

Xin Baji and Fourteen pupils shrank slightly at the same time, and said at the same time: "The one who can become the official fan club of Simentong... is me!!"