Maybe a Fake Gintama

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"The two of them didn't listen to anyone talking at all," Yin Shi pointed at the two of them and looked at Jiang Cheng, "they are completely immersed in their own battle."

"Yinshi, it's useless for you to do this. Didn't Liu Haijun say that there is an OTAKU in his body?" Jiang Cheng gently hooked the corners of his mouth, showing a refreshing (black-bellied) smile, "So you have to use Only topics that OTAKU is interested in, leave it to me..."

Said, Jiang Cheng set off, came to the side of Xin Baji and Shisi in a calm manner, patted Shishi lightly on the shoulder and showed a friendly smile, and said: "Well, about the attack The Giant's Final Words..."

Jiang Cheng hadn't finished speaking yet, Shisi stood there with his eyes wide open in an instant...

after an hour……

Fourteen slowly came back to his senses, but at this time Fourteen realized that he was sitting on the sofa in Wanshiwu, opposite Jiang Cheng and Yinshi who were all twitching and speechless.

Moreover, for some reason, Shisi suddenly felt a little parched, as if he was in the same state after giving lectures to the team members for an hour.

"I didn't expect you to have so many thoughts on the last words of the attacking giant..." Jiang Cheng complained with black lines all over his head, twitching the corners of his mouth.

"It's really long-winded...it actually took more than an hour to talk..." Xin Baji was also speechless.

"You bastard..." Fourteen had already reacted, and instantly stood up, gritted his teeth and grabbed Jiang Cheng's collar, "I haven't settled with you for what happened last time, but this time you even came to tease me!"

"What happened last time? What happened?" Jiang Cheng tilted his head, showing a natural blank expression, and asked doubtfully, "Is it the time when I proposed to let Zong Wu-jun add laxatives to your mayonnaise?"

"So it was your idea that time! Bastard!" Big veins burst out on Shisi's face, he suppressed the anger in his heart, gritted his teeth and cursed word by word, "And what happened in the previous movie, I But never forget it!"

"But Sougo-kun, who is one of the producers and one of the leading actors, agreed," Jiang Cheng replied with a hint of distress on his face, "Moreover, Sougo-kun and I only accounted for half of the box office share, and the rest Isn't it all up to you?"

"I've never gotten that kind of money before!" Fourteen Bai retorted, "And do you think I would want that kind of money?!"

"Sougo-kun and I knew you would say that,

"Jiang Cheng showed a look of rejoicing, then gave a thumbs up and winked his eyes, "So I distributed all your share to Yoshihara no longer accepting guests and the wandering girls who could not receive guests. Do not worry. "

"Let's put your head down!"

"Hey? Do you still want it in the end?" Jiang Cheng wondered, but then waved his hand again, "Impossible, the deputy head of the Zhenxuan group I know is not the kind of person who would take that kind of money, and he would definitely disdain it." Gu is right!"

"That's not the point at all, is it?!"

"...It's only 50 million, and I will definitely dismiss it." Jiang Cheng nodded and continued, "I know you, how can that little money impress the deputy chief of the Shinsengumi?"

"You...you...how much?!" Fourteen's tongue suddenly became knotted, his eyes widened, and he looked at Jiang Cheng in disbelief.

At the same time, the trio of Wanshiwu and Gaowu looked at Jiang Cheng in surprise.

"Didn't Zongwu-jun tell you?" Jiang Cheng asked suspiciously, "Because it was only released for a while and then all the movie theaters were blocked by a certain leading actor and all the Zhenxuan team members, so in the end, the money distributed in the hands is also very expensive. It's only one billion."

"One... one... one hundred million?!" Yin Shi was in a bad mood.

"Ah, yes, but my share and Liu Haijun's share have been distributed to the wandering girls in Yoshihara," Jiang Cheng replied, "There is only a little left over and all of them are bought into games."

"Stupid little uncle!" Kagura exploded in an instant, kicking Jiang Cheng with a flying kick, and then rushed forward, riding on Jiang Cheng's body, and greeted Jiang Cheng with punches and punches. face.

"Why did you spread it all out?!" Kagura scolded with white eyes, "I almost became a child of a rich family! You bastard little uncle!"

"Because those wandering girls have a very difficult life because they have no income." Jiang Cheng replied.

"Can we still have difficulties with our family?!" Yinshi also joined the battlefield, scolding with blank eyes, "Before caring about those wandering girls, show me your old friends who are still struggling for food and clothing, and you My niece, bastard!"

"Calm down, both of you!" Shin Hachi came forward and held back the enraged Gintoki and Kagura, then turned his head and pointed at Shishi, who stayed in place for a long time and didn't respond. "Right now the one with the most complicated mood is Hijikata-san. You don't have to worry about mayonnaise for a lifetime, but..."

"Well, I just remembered that there is something else to do, so I'll be leaving first~ I'll be there on the day of the game to cheer you on!" As he spoke, Jiang Cheng smeared the soles of his feet and slipped away...

Just after Jiang Cheng escaped from Wanshiwu, he suddenly heard the roar of Fourteen breaking through the sky...

"Bastards!!!"

...

It's game day.

The temporary venue was already crowded by the OTAKUs who arrived early. The current atmosphere has been fired to an unbelievable level by the more than 5,000 OTAKUs present.

Several helicopters in charge of the broadcast were circling over the venue, and the sound of humming propellers did not affect the upsurge of the scene at all. Finally, amidst the cheers of the audience, Atong stepped onto the stage.

"Everyone!" A-Tong, who was wearing a pink bathrobe with patterns printed on it, shouted excitedly with a microphone, "Do you like A-Tong?"

"Favorite——!" ×5000+

"Favorite?"

"The most, the most, the most ——!" ×5000+

"Do you like it the most?"

"The most, the most, the most, the most, the most--!" ×5000+

...

"That, Yinsang, that host... looks familiar..." Xin Baji, who was wearing the uniform of the Simen Tong pro-guards, twitched and looked at Yinshi, who was also wearing the uniform of the pro-guards, from the corner of his eyes, "That ...Is it Jiang Chengsang? If I'm not mistaken, it must be Jiang Chengsang, right? What's the situation? What's the situation? Didn't he say he would come to cheer us on?"

"Calm down, Xinbaji," Yinshi folded his hands and said, "If he were the host, we would definitely win the championship more easily."

"That's not what I want to talk about..." Xin Baji shook his head, and then looked at Jiang Cheng, who was standing on the side of the stage wearing a suit and smiling, "What I want to say is what did he do to the original host? ? Did he get naked after being knocked out? Did he enter the arena instead of the host? Is that right?"

"It doesn't matter about that kind of thing," Yinshi waved his hand and replied, "Now let him declare our victory directly, which saves a lot of effort."

on stage...

Just when Atungdi asked the audience, "Do you like it the most, the most, the most, the most, the most...the most?", Jiang Cheng who was standing on the side finally couldn't help but speak out.

"I said, can you be a little quieter? How many times?" Jiang Cheng looked impatiently at A Tong with those microphones and complained, "Are you an insecure housewife? If you don't hear the other half's answer, you will Feeling uneasy? What the heck, what the heck! Little girl!"

"Huh?" Atong stopped instantly, turned his head to look at Jiang Cheng in surprise, "Jiang...Jiang Chengsang?"

"And you," Jiang Cheng turned his face, looked at the OTAKUs in the audience, took a deep breath, and cursed loudly: "It's so noisy! You bastards! This is your first time participating in training A traveling elementary school student? Excited to [beep——] come out?!"

"What are you talking about?! You bastard!" The audience burst into excitement in an instant, throwing everything they could throw at Jiang Cheng.

However, Jiang Cheng had a casual expression on his face, he simply dodged a few times and then dodged all the things that hit him.

"Well, I've actually wanted to say it from the beginning," Jiang Cheng sighed and said again, "I like this kind of thing, I don't just say it with my mouth, OTAKUs. Most of us are adults, just play Don't you think this kind of thing is childish?"

"Then what do you say?" the audience retorted.

"Anyway, today's Atong and that future chrysanthemum guardian battle is now starting." Jiang Cheng waved his hand and frowned impatiently.

"Well, Jiang Chengsang, it's not the future chrysanthemum guardian's final match, it's the Simentong official fan club's final match (the pianist on the field)." Atong reminded with a blushing embarrassment.

"It doesn't matter!" Jiang Cheng replied, "Anyway, it's all about protecting and liking! It's also the official responsibility to protect the idol's chrysanthemum! What do you think?!"

"Yes!"×5000+

"Wait, let me read the script." Jiang Cheng reached into his arms, took out the original host's script, and began to read it sentence by sentence, "Atong sauce... how about the number of people? There are actually 5,000 people. There are a lot of Atong fans here. Wow~ It’s amazing~ Everyone, thank you (Tojinbo Jumping Cliff), and then I’m here..."

Before Jiang Cheng could finish speaking, he was interrupted by Atong who was beside him.

"That, that was my line just now, Jiang Chengsang." Atong tugged at the corner of Jiang Cheng's clothes and reminded in a low voice, "It's my line starting from ah ~ amazing."

"It doesn't matter what this kind of thing is!" After speaking, Jiang Cheng threw away the script, and continued with some disdain, "Actors who can only read lines from the script will never be able to fly a helicopter!"

Atong: ...

"Well, since we're all here, let's start right away." Jiang Cheng nodded, and then stretched out an index finger with a serious face and continued, "Because there are 5,000 people, so today we choose the method of chaotic warfare. All of you are put on an isolated island, where there are the supplies you need to survive, and you are given a week to use the guns you have collected to compete for the only victory! The team that survives to the end will get the guardian Atong sauce Chrysanthemum's qualifications! Do you understand?!"

"I understand your size!" Yin Shi rushed up to the stage, kicked Jiang Cheng, and cursed with blank eyes, "Where did you come from the chicken eating game?!"