Maybe a Fake Gintama

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Just when Jiang Cheng led the Baihua people to distribute coupons to the OTAKUs who came to participate in the competition, the host on the stage also began to explain the rules of the preliminaries...

"The only ones who can win the title of "Atong-chan Official Fan Club" are those who truly love Atong! "The host changed the subject, "But! There is no instrument to measure love! Then, just let my eyes see it! "

"Intelligence! Physical strength! All strength! Please do your best to reach the location of Atong-chan! What we are looking at in the preliminaries is—physical strength!" As he said, the host pointed to the helicopter that was already sitting on the side and was heading towards everyone The contestant smiled and waved Atong-chan, and continued, "Now Atong-chan will take a helicopter to Oedo TV station!"

"It's Oedo TV Station! Don't get it wrong!" The host reminded again, "It's a 10-kilometer journey from here to Oedo TV Station. Everyone needs to run! We will choose the one who arrives at Atong-chan the earliest The four of them, the team that these four belong to will advance to the competition as the winner!"

"That is to say, even if one of the four members of the team is behind, as long as one of the four members arrives, they can pass the qualifiers! But!" The voice of the host increased by one degree, "Please don't forget one thing! If one abstainer or an abstention occurs, the entire team will be implicated and disqualified!"

"Well, Yoshihara team, can you stop for a moment? What are you giving out to the contestants?" The host looked at Jiang Cheng and Baihua sisters who were distributing coupons to each OTAKU, and reminded , "Are you bribing the players? Although they are sponsors, if this continues, I can only disqualify you."

"No," Jiang Cheng looked at the host on stage, waved his hand and shouted, "It's not a bribe, the contestants here can all testify for me!"

"It's not a bribe!"

"It's just a notice for participating!"

"Host, don't talk nonsense!"

A group of OTAKUs who got the coupons spoke up to defend Jiang Cheng. It looks like it has been bought...

"Fourteen, that's great." A certain orangutan in the crowd held up the three-day free coupon for mayonnaise soup that he just received in his hand, and patted a certain V-shaped bangs brother on the shoulder, "Just now I had no choice because of you." Then what kind of discount coupon, thank me!"

"Kondo-san..."

Fourteen took the experience coupon from Kondo with a moved face,

But when he saw clearly the expiry date marked on the experience coupon, the expression on his face suddenly changed...

Looking at Shishi, who was holding the experience coupon with a blank expression and still shaking his shoulders slightly, Kondo asked suspiciously, "What's wrong? Shishi, are you too happy?"

"Heh..." Fourteen raised his head, gritted his teeth with a ferocious expression, and said, "Yes, I'm so happy, this time I must kill that bastard!"

At this time, Kondo was finally able to discover the source of Fourteen's strange behavior... The expiry date marked on the experience coupon in Fourteen's hand was--up to ten minutes later!

"Now, I finally know why that guy participated in such a boring competition." Fourteen showed a fierce face, "That bastard... definitely came after me! He definitely wanted to disrupt our plan! Decision Already! This time we must make a break with him! Bastard!!"

"Calm down! Fourteen!" Kondo quickly comforted, "This is his plan! Calm down, Fourteen! Don't let this kind of thing disturb your heart! Don't let this kind of conspiracy Defeat! Fourteen!"

After all, Kondo showed a trace of disappointment on his face, and muttered in a low voice: "If I knew it earlier, I should have chosen a 10% discount coupon... Really..."

...

At this time, the helicopter carrying Atong slowly rose and landed on the heads of all the OTAKUs who came to participate in the competition.

"Everyone! Are you ready?" Atong-chan shouted to the crowd below.

"Hey? Is it about to start? Is it about to start?!"

"But I don't even know what the rules of the preliminaries are! I was completely immersed in the excitement of getting coupons just now!"

"me too!"

"Me too……"

"Or me too..."

A group of contestants whispered to each other...

"... Take your places~" Atong's voice sounded again, "Get ready!"

At this time, all the contestants stood on the starting line with belated awareness...

"Run (God Dog Matsugoro)!"

Atong gave the order, and all the contestants rushed out one by one...

Of course, not all the players rushed out, and there were two teams that stopped in place for unknown reasons...

"It's really tiring, more than 4,000 coupons have been distributed in such a short period of time~" Jiang Cheng came to Yinshi and the others, stretched his waist and said.

Just after finishing speaking, Jiang Cheng suddenly noticed something, turned his head and pointed at the group of OTAKUs who were running wildly, and asked suspiciously: "What are they doing? Is it because they are so excited to get the coupons? Can't wait to go to Yoshihara Are you in any of the various shops?"

"This person hasn't heard a word about the preliminaries, Yinsang..." Xinbei complained with twitching corners of his mouth.

"Didn't I say that a long time ago? This guy hates those rules the most," Yinshi waved his hand and replied casually, "It's useless even if you repeat it many times. The end result is that the left ear enters. out of the right ear."

"Has the game started?!" Jiang Cheng looked at Xin Baji and others in shock.

"Hey, the game has already started." Xin Baji replied helplessly.

"Then, what about the competition rules?!" Jiang Cheng asked again.

Shin Hachi was about to say something, but Kagura covered his mouth.

At the same time, Yinshi picked up a map, pointed to the Oedo TV station marked on it, looked at Jiang Cheng and explained: "Here, the first person who arrives here by tram can pass the qualifiers! Come on!"

"That's it..." Jiang Cheng nodded, then took the map in Yinshi's hand, with a grateful smile on his face, "Thank you, Yinshi."

After all, Jiang Cheng looked at the young ladies of Baihua behind him, "Have you heard clearly?! From now on, we will take the tram to get here in batches!"

"I want to team up with Jiang Cheng sama!"

"No, I'm just going to squeeze with Jiang Cheng-sama in the crowded tram!"

"Danpenshui speaks according to your appearance! You are so ugly! I am the one who wants to squeeze with Jiang Cheng sama!"

"No, it's me!"

Seeing the group of Baihua members who were noisy and shoving each other surrounded Jiang Cheng and walked farther and farther, Xin Baji's face was already covered with black lines, and half of his face also twitched.

"Yin Sang, what is the purpose of their participation in the competition?" Xin Baji complained expressionlessly.

"Don't worry about it," Yin Shi picked his nostrils, his expression indifferent, "but in this way, one team has been eliminated."

"Wait!" Xin Baji suddenly reacted, his expression changed instantly, and he looked at Kagura and Gintoki in disbelief, "Didn't you just say that you want to form an alliance with Jiang Chengsang? Why..."

"Why?" Yin Shi slightly hooked the corners of his mouth, "Of course it's after winning the championship that he sold the game among the luxurious prizes at a high price!"

"That's right, Aru," Kagura said with a smirk at the same time, "I have to rely on my own strength (money) to get what I want from Alu, isn't that what my little uncle said just now, Alu?"

After all, Kagura and Gintoki showed treacherous expressions at the same time...

"Speaking of black belly, the two people on our side are not bad at all..." Xin Baji squinted his eyes and complained expressionlessly.

After all, Xinbaji then reminded: "Yin-sang, Kagura-chan, the competition has already started, let's go quickly, everyone has already started."

"Yes, let's go." As he spoke, Gintoki patted Kagura's head aside, "Stop smirking, let's go."

After all, Yinshi and the four of them set off for a trot together...

...

Looking at the group of OTAKUs who were desperately running not far ahead, Gintoki twitched his lips in disdain.

"Why do nerds just not know how to control their bodies?" Yinshi complained disdainfully while trotting, "How can you run so fast at the beginning, how can you persist for ten kilometers? It often happens, right? You run very fast at the beginning , but in the end, someone like Yamcha came from behind..."

"Xin-chan, let's run together," Takaya who was following Xin Baji, looked at Xin Baji and reminded him in a low voice, "We have to cross the finish line together."

"Uh..." Xin Baji twitched the corners of his lips, and responded with some helplessness.

"Kagura, I'll leave it to you. I'm going to run slowly." Saying that, Gintoki patted the back of Kagura in front of him.

In an instant, Kagura cheered, and his excited little face was full of fighting spirit.

"Hey! The bonus and the game are all mine!"

Saying that, Kagura accelerated his speed, caught up with the team in front of him in an instant, and overtook them one after another.

"At most half of you, idiot." Gintoki reminded Kagura's back that was getting further and further away.

...

"Basang, it's too easy to win, the belly button seems to be boiled to repel insects." Yinshi said casually while running.

"Please go and make tea." Xin Baji glanced at Yinshi.

"It's too easy to win. It seems that there are Nakano heroes in their navels who were cheated by Filipino women and then committed suicide." Yinshi continued.

(Nakano Hero: Japanese actor. Famous for playing a simple role in a TV series who was cheated by a Filipino woman and then committed suicide. More than twenty TV series before.)

"Please go and make some tea," Xin Baji squinted his eyes and complained speechlessly, "Isn't this joke too old? Not to mention Chinese readers, even Japanese people can't understand it. You can simply say that it is easy!"

"The opponents are all good-for-nothing nerds with protruding stomachs," Yinshi continued with some disdain, "How could we lose? Actually, I don't even need to appear."