Maybe a Fake Gintama

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"Although all otakus seem to be like that, but..." Shinbachi hesitated, his brows slightly wrinkled, and there was a hint of worry in his brows.

"What's wrong? Do you care about something?" Gintoki's face was always so disapproving.

"No, I haven't seen Hijikata-san until now." Shinpachi shook his head and said solemnly.

"Ah? Are you still worried about that guy?"

"Why isn't he here?" Xin Bajia frowned and said to himself, "Forget it, there are so many people here, it's not easy to find them."

"There's nothing to worry about," Gintoki comforted, "Although I'm very impressive, I might not be selected during the qualification review."

As he said that, Gintoki suddenly stopped and continued: "Forget it, I'm a little dizzy now. I'm going to take a taxi to the TV station. I'll definitely get the bonus anyway, so it doesn't matter if it's a little extravagant, right?"

Immediately afterwards, Gintoki began to look around for a taxi, raised his hand and shouted: "Hey! Taxi!"

A yellow taxi stopped in front of Gintoki.

"Hey! How can you be so lazy!" Shinpachi stopped and accused loudly. Then he quickly came to Gintoki who was about to get in the car, grabbed Gintoki's clothes, and then shouted, "This way It’s simply not possible!”

With that said, Xin Baji waved his hand towards the taxi driver, signaling the driver to leave.

Before Gintoki had time to stop him, the driver had already closed the door and started the car and drove away slowly.

"Didn't they all say that if there are abstentions, the entire team will be disqualified?" Xinbajiu continued, "Giving up running is the same as giving up!"

"It doesn't matter," Gintoki comforted, "Even if it's a 24-hour TV show, [beep——] will take a taxi where the camera can't see it, right? Even for that kind of person, the song "Hometown" will be treated equally It's flowing over their heads. "

"'Hometown' doesn't flow! "Xin Baji yelled a little crazy, "The only things that can flow are bonuses and membership cards! "

At this time, Takaya, who could not stand it anymore, came over, grabbed Gintoki's collar, and said with an unhappy face: "You should stop it! This is really related to the survival of our Guards." Ah! If you continue to underestimate our efforts,

I really want to beat you up! "

"Let go, kid," Gintoki replied disdainfully, "Do you want to lose the buck teeth that are your charm point?"

(Charm Point: Charm point,)

"Charm Point is a ghost! No matter how you look at it, this existence makes me feel inferior?!" Gao Wu shouted loudly.

"Shut up! Human beings use inferiority as a springboard to grow up," Gintoki retorted with an indifferent expression, "You only want to climb up if you feel inferior. This is also a kind of Charm Point. I'm going to break it, That Charm Point of yours.”

"Break it!" Takaya shouted with his veins bursting, "Break it and it will make me even more handsome!"

"Stop it, Gao Zai." Xin Bajiu quickly comforted him, "You won't become more handsome even if you break it. It's not the problem there at all."

"Damn it..." Gao Wu shouted in a panic, "Then what's the problem?"

But just as he finished speaking, a green taxi suddenly sped over from a short distance away. The tall house that he didn't notice at all was knocked directly out and turned sideways for dozens of times in the air before slowly landing.

However, it looked like he was about to lose consciousness. Also missing was the pair of Charm Points (buck teeth) that he did not admit.

"Gao Zai!!" Xin Bajie shouted, and then rushed forward, "Gao Zai! Cheer up! Gao Zai!"

"Tooth... broken tooth... I, I... have become more handsome?"

After leaving such a sentence, Gao Wu completely lost consciousness and fell asleep...

“It’s not about that at all!!”

At this time, the passenger window of the stopped taxi slowly lowered, and Sougo's head poked out of the passenger window.

Sougo, who was wearing the same clothes as Zage 14, glanced ahead, turned to look at the taxi driver aside, waved his hand and said, "Ah, it seems nothing is wrong, keep driving."

"Ah, that's it," the driver continued, "We're going to the TV station, right?"

"Yes, Oedo TV Station." Sougo responded.

After saying that, the driver started the car again and drove Sougo away slowly, leaving behind only Gintoki's messy figure in the wind who had just witnessed all this, and Takaya who was still shouting and completely unaware of all this. Shinbaji and Takaya who passed out...

"Hey, there was clearly someone we didn't know just now wearing the same clothes we had seen." Gintoki looked at Shinpachi and said with a speechless face, "We were sitting in a taxi and were walking towards We’ve gone to the right place.”

"Huh?!" Xin Bajia turned around and yelled with his veins popping out, "Now is not the time to talk about this! We should take Gao Zai to the hospital as soon as possible!"

But just after they finished speaking, Gintoki and Shinpachi thought of something at the same time.

"If only one person is complete, the entire team will be disqualified from the competition." That's what the host said at the time...

"Gao... Gaozi..." After a long moment of silence, Xinbaji slowly spoke, "Medical... medical... hospital... you know, right?"

"Yeah, I know, hospital." Gintoki nodded and replied expressionlessly.

Immediately afterwards, Shinpachi and Gintoki helped Gaozi up and embarked on the marathon journey again...

"Okay, there's no time for this kind of thing, Gao Zai," Xin Baji said with a wry smile as he walked away, "Let's go."

"Hey, walk well," Gintoki pretended to complain, "What's wrong? Gao Zai, I told you not to drink too much, Yosi, go to the next store, go to the TV station to drink, ah Ha ha……"

"You're rolling your eyes, Yin Sang!" Xin Baji reminded with a wry smile, "Gao Zai, he's rolling his eyes, hahaha... He's totally drunk..."

Xinbajiu twitched the corners of his mouth and continued tentatively, "Well, you really should go to the doctor..."

Before Shinpachi had finished speaking, a black limousine suddenly sped up from behind Shinpachi and the others. Shinpachi and Gintoki had no time to think, and instantly abandoned the high house. The two of them rolled and hid on both sides at the same time.

As for Gao Wu, it was a bit miserable. He was knocked into the air and spun sideways for an unknown number of times before falling heavily to the ground again.

"Gao Zai!!" Looking at Gao Wu who no longer even twitched, Xin Baji rushed forward with tears streaming down his face.

At this time, the window of the driver's seat of the limousine slowly lowered, and Jiang Cheng's head poked out from inside.

"Sorry, sorry," Jiang Cheng said, rubbing the back of his head and looking at Gintoki, who was looking completely blank, with a bit of embarrassment, "Because I was in a hurry to go out, I left my tram card at home, so I had to use this instead. And it’s my first time to drive a manual transmission car, so I’m a little nervous. But it doesn’t seem to matter to you, I’m leaving. See you at Oedo TV~ Bye~”

After saying that, Jiang Cheng rolled up the car window again, stepped on the accelerator, and rushed forward again...

Gintoki, who was messy in the wind, could even hear the frolicking of the Hyakuka members in the back row of the car, as if they were fighting for the passenger seat...

…

"Well, it seems that someone we know drove a group of women over in a car just now." Gintoki twitched the corners of his mouth, and looked at Shinpachi, who was desperately shouting for Takaya, with black lines on his head, "Is that really okay? ?By the way, did you just see it?"

"Now is not the time to talk about this!" Xin Baji turned his head and shouted loudly with his eyes rolled, "Gao Zai doesn't even twitch now! There is no reaction at all! What should we do? Yin Sang !”

"I told you not to drink so much! Takaya!" Gintoki came to Takaya, helped Takaya up and complained loudly, "How can you sleep on the road after drinking? Yosi , let’s continue, if you want to sleep, you can only sleep on the TV station, this is common sense!”

"You're right... you're right, ahaha..." Xinbaji, who was sweating, reluctantly pulled the corner of his mouth, and at the same time helped Gao Wu on the other side, "Speaking of which, there is indeed such common sense... aha Haha, I got drunk and went to the TV station to sleep or something..."

"Let's go, Xinbaji, Gaozi!"

"That's right, let's go, Yin Sang, Gao Zai!"

With that said, the two of them were about to start walking forward again, but this time, before they could start, Yamazaki's voice came from behind them.

"Boss, what are you doing here?" Yamazaki, who was dressed in the same style as Zhai Shizu, stopped, looked at the three Gintoki in front of him, and asked with confusion, "Boss, are you also participating in this competition? "

As he spoke, Yamazaki scratched the back of his head and continued with some surprise: "Oh, what a coincidence..."

Shinpachi and Gintoki's faces turned completely dark in an instant, while cold sweat continued to break out.

【Mountain...Mountain...Yamazaki! ! 】The two of them turned away slightly, their whole faces twitching as they looked at Yamazaki behind them, who had a refreshing expression...

…

On the other side, Kagura, who was running excitedly while clearing obstacles (OTAKUs) ahead, was suddenly held down by a hand.

"Your fast attack is over, little girl." Kondo, who was wearing the same uniform as the 14th House, turned his head and smiled towards Kagura: "No matter how many people come, I will not let them run ahead of me. !”

"You...you are!!" Kagura finally reacted and looked at the somewhat familiar man in front of her in disbelief, "...who is it?"

"Why?"

"Don't touch girls' heads casually, Aru," Kagura slapped Kondo's hand away with a look of disgust, then looked Kondo up and down with squinted eyes, bit her finger and muttered to herself, "It seems a little... Aru looks familiar, it seems like he has seen it somewhere before..."

"Oh!" Kagura suddenly thought of something and said again, "Are you the orangutan's orangutan brother, Aru?!"