Maybe a Fake Gintama

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Ding dong ding dong ding dong...

"Correct answer!" The host proclaimed, "The answer is "Physiologically unacceptable"! The general selection group completed a big reversal before the cliff of failure! ! ! Three rounds to win the first round! The winner of the quiz is the general selection group! "

Except for Kondo who was still standing on his head and weeping silently, the faces of everyone present were covered with black lines, and the corners of their mouths twitched and fell into a state of extreme speechlessness...

...

Ten minutes after the first match, everyone returned to the stage following the host. Even A Gao, who had just been smashed by Yinshi, returned to the stage wearing changed underwear.

"In the three finals! The first quiz match is the victory of the general selection group!" The host exaggeratedly shouted, and then pointed to Kondo, who lowered his head and couldn't hide his disappointment, "General selection group Kondo , It was wonderful to see through the essence of being physically hated by Atong-chan! In the end, he won a reversal-like victory!"

"Good job, Director." Yamazaki praised.

"Where is it?" Kondo asked blankly.

"You have snatched all the delicious places, so you are very active." Sougo agreed perfunctorily with narrowed eyes.

"What? What's delicious?" Kondo asked again.

"On the other hand, the Guards and the Yoshihara team missed the victory by one step!" The host continued.

"You bastard! Why do you think I hired you with such expensive French bread? Hey——!" Gintoki complained, looking at A Gao with a troubled face.

"No matter how active you are, it's meaningless if you don't win!" Kagura lay on A Gao's back, stretched out her hand to pinch A Gao's face, and complained with the same expression of displeasure. The naive idea that it doesn't matter doesn't work in this country!"

"Infighting! Mrs. A Gao was blamed by his teammates who did not perform well at all!" The host continued, "But! Why is his expression still so calm?"

"Jiang Cheng sama, I'm really sorry, we accidentally forgot that we were still in the game."

The three Baihua sisters stood in front of Jiang Cheng, apologetic at the same time.

"no no,

It doesn't matter," Jiang Cheng smiled easily, "It's just the first round, and it's enough to win the next two rounds. Absolutely no problem! "

"No! Actually, I was the first one to rush down! Please punish me! Jiang Cheng sama! I can do whatever you want!" A young lady Baihua became anxious in an instant, and hurriedly continued, clutching her chest, " Even if you do such and such a thing! Please! Jiangcheng sama! Please punish me in such and such a way!"

"Get out of the way! You ugly monster! It's obviously my responsibility! I was the first one to jump off! If you want to punish me, you should punish me! If you want to do this or that, you should do it to me!" another Miss Baihua said. Instantly expressed dissatisfaction.

"Both of you get the hell out of here!" The remaining Miss Baihua pushed the two of them aside in an instant, "I should be the one who did such and such things with Jiang Cheng sama! It's obviously me wrong!"

Just like that, Jiang Cheng narrowed his eyes and looked at the three Baihua girls in a mess.

"It's a little different from the pro-guard team. The girls on the Yoshihara team are scrambling to take responsibility, and it can be seen that several of them are not giving in to each other!" The host said again, "It seems that , the performance of the Yoshihara team in the next game should be better than that of the guard team!"

Looking at this scene, Fourteen couldn't help but feel a little ecstatic and thought at the same time: [Although I didn't figure out what was going on, anyway, the first round was settled, so let's win the second round in one go and win the final victory! 】

【hateful! If I can play, I will definitely win! The next game must not be lost! It must not end like this! 】Xin Baji gritted his teeth and looked at Jiang Cheng, who was looking helpless because of the quarrel between the three Baihua girls, and then glanced at Fourteen, whose eyes were full of enthusiasm, 【Definitely want to win the first place Two victories! Once we lose, no matter which of the two teams wins, then we will miss the finals! 】

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After a brief break, the host and Atong sauce got together and faced the camera.

"Let's move on to the second match! There are three matches in the final, and the second match is..."

As he said that, the host and A-Tong made a heart-to-heart gesture at the same time, and at the same time winked their eyes at the camera, and then said: "...Charm duel!!"

"After physical strength and intelligence, what will be tested now is charisma!" The host in the audience looked at the three teams on the stage and continued, "The next three teams will strike up a conversation with Atong one by one in order!"

"Win!" Jiang Cheng's eyes lit up, and he clenched his fists at the same time, and said to himself, "I will never lose in this kind of competition! It may be the most handsome title in this fake Gintama crew, and I will never let it go." For anyone!"

"Successful in chatting up Atong-chan, it is a victory to be able to be alone with her and take her to a quiet and reassuring accommodation facility!" The host continued to explain.

"What are the quiet and reassuring accommodations?!" Xin Baji yelled with blue veins and white eyes.

"Stop joking! What are you going to do to your idol?!"

"yes!"

The crowd of the audience boiled instantly and shouted one after another. At the same time, he threw all kinds of garbage on the stage.

"Everyone be quiet! What I'm talking about here is just fiction!" The host dodged the rubbish thrown by the excited audience with a few dodges, and then explained: "I won't really bring it in! Then Everything that happened next is virtual! The scenes, lines, and performances that deeply moved Atong-chan were all considered and set by each team! Please strike up a conversation with Atong-chan in that impromptu virtual space! In other words, Showdown of acting skills!"

"The roles are assigned to one person as the striker, and the other two are supporting roles to assist him! Then there is another person who is responsible for the narration of the story process! From now on, you are only given three minutes of preparation time!"

"Three minutes!" Xin Baji was surprised, "Is it only three minutes?!"

"This is a test of improvisation! If you don't do this, you won't be able to show your original charm! The first attack is the general selection group that won just now! For the sake of fairness, the guard team and the Yoshihara team who attack later are not allowed to play any games after this." Discuss!" The host then reminded,

"Please decide the minimum setting and script now!" The host ordered, "Then! Start preparing!"

Just now, the host suddenly noticed Kagura again, looked suspiciously at the three Baihua members who were stopped by Jiang Cheng, and asked, "Well, it seems that the girls from the Yoshihara team just came from I took out something very sharp that exuded a cold light from my arms..."

"No! Nothing!" Jiang Cheng turned his head and retorted without thinking, "Nothing happened just now! They didn't do anything! Maybe it's just that the host was caught in the eyes by the sun!"

"That's it..." The host nodded, and then continued, "Then, don't waste time, the three-minute countdown begins!"

"Calm down!" Jiang Cheng looked helplessly at the three angry Miss Baihua in front of him, sighed and continued, "I said just now that this is just a performance! Can you stop being so excited? All I want is the game in the luxurious gift bag! What are you guys trying to do with your kunai? Kill that flat-chested girl?!"

"Even if it's acting!" The three Baihua girls said in unison, "Even if it's acting, that little girl should be the one to strike up Jiang Cheng-sama!"

"Can you be a little quieter?" Jiang Cheng lowered his head helplessly, "This kind of thing doesn't matter! The important thing is today's luxury gift bag! Everything today must come after the luxury gift bag, understand?!"

"But..." Miss Baihua hesitated to speak.

"No but! No matter what happens in the second game, we can't lose again! As long as we lose, we will be eliminated directly! Do you understand?!"

"Understood..." The three Baihua sisters responded at the same time with some disappointment.

At the same time, several people in the general selection group are actively discussing... probably.

"Hey, what should I do? Fourteen." Kondo folded his arms and looked at Fourteen in front of him, "Anyway, I'll give you the part of striking up a conversation."

"Wait! Why me?!" Fourteen quickly turned to look at Kondo and argued.

"The most popular man in the Shinsengumi, you should know the thoughts of women best?" Kondo replied as a matter of course.

"I know my size! Hey, please forgive me," Fourteen quickly refused, "How embarrassing to strike up a conversation with a woman in front of so many people, just let Yamazaki go casually."

Yamazaki, who was pointed at by Fourteen, patted his Mohawk hair, and rebuffed aloud: "How do you tell me to strike up a conversation with a woman with this hairstyle? I can only play a supporting role in Beidou Shenquan, right? Besides, we are here for the deputy chief, so why don't you do it yourself?"

Before Shisi could say anything, Sou Wu raised his hand and said, "I don't want to lose face, so let's make a proper narration later."

"Hey, wait a minute, don't make a decision on your own." Fourteen hurriedly said.

But Sougo ignored it completely, and continued casually: "I will explain appropriately, please cooperate casually."

"OK!" Kondo and Yamazaki gave thumbs up at the same time.

Afterwards, the three of them turned around and walked backstage, leaving only Fourteen who had no time to react.

"Hey, wait, wait a minute, you..." Fourteen hastily stopped, but it was too late...

Clank! The bell for the three-minute preparation time rang, and at the same time, Jiang Cheng and Yinshi's group on the stage all started to leave, leaving the stage to Fourteen and One.

"Timeup! Time is up!" the host shouted holding the microphone, ignoring Shishi who was constantly pleading [wait a moment], and continued, "Next, Tongxuan Group AiのTheatre, start the show!"