Maybe a Fake Gintama

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(Reminder: The following scenes are all virtual scenes)

As soon as the host finished speaking, Shisi realized that the scene he was in had changed. Now, he was in a high-end bar at night. There were not many guests here with soothing music playing in the spacious hall of the bar.

Before Fourteen could observe the surrounding environment for a few more seconds, Souwu's guest narration sounded at the right time...

Narrator: "This is the bar on the top floor of a high-end hotel with a beautiful night view."

Speaking of this, someone suddenly threw a suit jacket on the ground beside Fourteen. Before Fourteen had time to think, he quickly took off his jacket and put the suit on in a hurry.

"Women serve rich people. Among the lively crowd, there is also a man drinking wine at the counter with a sad face tonight."

Hearing Fourteen here, he quickly put away his clothes and sat at the counter beside him.

[Is it a bar...] Fourteen, who was seated, turned his head and glanced behind him, thinking to himself: [Based on Souwu's level, he did a good job, there is no way, let's take one step at a time. 】

While thinking about it, Fourteen turned around and picked up the wine glass on the table.

"On Friday nights, this is a special seat for this man. He always shows up suddenly by himself, and sits there silently talking with glasses until the store closes."

"The Friday before, the Friday before, the Friday before, and the Friday before..."

[This narration is a little too long...] Fourteen lit a cigarette and thought impatiently while taking a puff.

"But only the Friday before that was different because there was a special screening of Laputa on that Friday night."

[It doesn't matter what? In short, don't worry about those things, let's get on with the plot quickly. ] Fourteen thought to himself.

"Although I came to the bar after setting the hard disk to automatically record, I realized that the hard disk was full, and when I went home to deal with it, I accidentally deleted "Terminator 3" that I hadn't watched. Just when he was at a loss Time, "Laputa in the Sky" begins."

Listening to Sougo's chattering narration, Shisi became more and more impatient, holding a cigarette with his hand in a little irritability,

He kept tapping his fingers on the table, 【Enough! Don't worry about those details! Get me into the plot now! 】

"When 'Laputa' started on TV, it was like summer vacation for men, and all of a sudden the mood went up."

Fourteen finally couldn't help but knocked on the table with the wine glass, a vein popped out on his face, and thought with his teeth bared: [Hey! Stop talking about Laputa! When are you going to lay the groundwork? ! 】

"Although I have watched it many times, but at the end of the film, when the castle in the sky flies to the sky, the man still can't help but feel lost. It was the same when it was released before, and it was also when it was released before, and then when it was released before that Too…"

Fourteen has already become a little crazy: [Hurry up and get into the plot for me! Besides, I'm from Porco Rosso! 】

"...Originally, this man would come to the bar of this towering hotel frequently, and he also held the faint expectation of [I might be able to see the castle in the sky from here]..."

[Is this the reason? ! Sorry, what better reason? 】 Fourteen thought bitterly.

"But I didn't see the castle in the sky tonight, and this man's face is still full of sorrow..."

【Sorrow is too much! What kind of ghost role setting is this? ! 】Fourteen frantically thought,【Enough is enough! Enough with my character description! Let Atong come out quickly! 】

At this moment, Kondo's voice sounded in front of Fourteen.

"Guest, are you alone today?" Kondo, dressed as a bartender, stood at the counter and wiped the goblet with a clean towel, while looking at Shisi and sighed: "Really, no one cares about such a handsome guy." , what are the women in the world doing?"

"He is the only one who shares his heart with Laputa, manager."

【Why Sky City has become my nickname...】 Fourteen thought to himself.

"He is a person who treats everyone equally and well. By the way, his favorite movie is "My Neighbor Totoro""

【Enough is enough for me! Do you want to put all Ghibli animations on the characters? ! 】 Fourteen cursed in his heart.

"Although it's not a lolicon, but if you want to say which side is the Satsuki faction and the Mei faction, it's definitely the Satsuki faction."

[How is the manager's affairs all right? ] Fourteen looked at Kondo's smug face because of the narration, and secretly complained, 【I said, what's the matter with your smug face? 】

"However, seeing the scene where Satsuki cried for the first time because she knew her mother couldn't be discharged from the hospital, the fact that she was slightly moved because she cried so realistically is not known to most people."

【How could you know! The kind of super indifferent super irrelevant thing! 】 Fourteen has already felt a little bit of collapse.

"However, there are very few people who know that he is not the store manager, but an employee with the nickname [Master]."

[Who would want to know? This kind of information is useless at all! This narration is too long-winded! ! 】 Fourteen has almost reached the peak of impatience.

At this time, Kondo had already started to mix the wine, and kept shaking the wine mixing glass in his hand up and down. At the same time, Kondo's lower body also began to shake constantly with the movement of the wine mixing. It is worth mentioning that Kondo always has a light and refreshing smile on his face.

"Whether he should be called [厅长(mastur)] or [妖长()] when he saw him shaking the wine caused a heated debate among the clerks at the time, but it was a long time ago Something happened."

(Note: mastur and mastsr have the same pronunciation in Japanese, and mastur and mastur together mean hand [beep——], since [beep——]. In addition, mastur and mastsr have no independent meanings, and the translation is just for obscene length Match with the store manager.)

"So it was referring to that MASTUR?!" Fourteen finally couldn't help but spit out, "How did you get the nickname? It's just being bullied, right?"

【No, if you hand it over to those guys, the plot won’t be able to continue.】 Fourteen calmed down and thought, 【If you don’t want to do something...】

Suddenly, Fourteen had a flash of inspiration, looked up at Kondo and said, "Mastur, I'm a little bored drinking alone, is there any good woman who can introduce me?"

"How could there be?" Kondo smiled after re-wiping the goblet. "If there was, I would have snatched it away."

"Oh, this is really rude." Fourteen shrugged and sighed softly, "Do you think a lovely woman will fall from the sky in front of us?"

【It’s come to this point, so it’s time to make an appearance, right? 】 Fourteen closed his eyes and thought to himself.

At this moment, a woman suddenly came from the side of Fourteen? Voice.

"What a strange person, are you also a Ghibli faction?"

【coming! ] Fourteen was overjoyed, and at the same time turned his face away and looked at the woman who was two seats away from him.

"The woman who fell from the sky... Is it Xida from Sky Castle? Or Qiqi from Kiki's Delivery Service? Or..." Saying this, Yamazaki with red hair, mohawk hairstyle, heavy makeup, and a red cheongsam turned his head to look Xiang Shisi, "Depraved young woman, what about me?"

【It's not you! ! 】 Fourteen is not well.

"Can I drink with you?" Yamazaki asked aloud, and then without waiting for Fourteen's answer, he stood up and swayed to Fourteen's side and sat down.

[Who wants to drink with you! ! By the way, who are you? ! ] Fourteen complained in his heart with black lines all over his face, 【Should Atong appear here? Why is there another dispensable Mohigan idiot? Show me the atmosphere! Besides, how could it be possible for a woman with this hairstyle! What is this sense of presence? 】

At this moment, Atong sauce came from behind the crowd with a hint of apology, "I kept you waiting, sorry, because I was late for work."

"Ah, over here." Yamazaki quickly turned his head and waved his hands at A-Tong.

【Come... come! 】Fourteen finally came to his senses, and thought of something at the same time, he was overjoyed: 【Really? Will the friend who plays the role of Atong be the middleman between me and Atong, and help me get close to her battle smoothly? It’s not a bad idea, it’s not like you’re going to play a female role without thinking about anything…]

But after Atong-chan sat down, Fourteen couldn't laugh anymore...

Because Yamazaki happened to sit between the two and separated them.

【Why are you sitting in the middle? ! 】

"Well, is the man over there a friend of yours, Moxi-chan?" Atong asked, looking at Yamazaki beside him.

"Ah, um," Yamazaki replied casually, "I was accosted by him just now, and I want to play with him a little bit."

【Do you want to die? ! Mohawk idiot! ] Fourteen gritted his teeth and cursed in his heart, 【I don't have time to play with you! What do you do with such a good position as a supporting role? ! That should be where the main character is, right? ! 】

"Well, do you want to order... a drink..."

Fourteen kept trying to find a breakthrough, but it didn't work at all. Yamazaki kept whispering to Atong as if on purpose, completely blocking Fourteen.

[Show me the atmosphere clearly! ] Fourteen clenched his fists, and cursed in his heart with blank eyes, 【Get the hell out of here! Mohawk! It's very inconvenient for me to talk here! 】

"Well, I'm sorry, please bring me a cup of oolong tea." A Tong looked at Shisi and replied with a smile.

"Just now, I was having a heated discussion with this person, who is the best woman in the protagonist of Ghibli." Yamazaki waved his hand, looked at Atong and said.

[Hot head! Are you still talking about Ghibli at this time? ! 】 Fourteen complained wildly in his heart.