Maybe a Fake Gintama

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"Who do you like best, Atong?" Yamazaki asked with a smile.

[That kind of thing is irrelevant! At least ask what type of man you like! 】 Fourteen gritted his teeth and thought.

"I definitely like Satsuki," Kondo interrupted, with a complacent expression on his face, and went on to himself, "The fact that I often take care of my younger sister is very similar to Miss A Miao, and she will definitely be a good mother! "

After all, Kondo shook the mixing glass in his hand again, and his lower body shook at the same time as the mixing glass...

[Can you stop mentioning Ms. A Miao as if nothing happened...] Fourteen was speechless, [Isn't this what it looks like in reality? 】

Narrator: "I don't have any favorites. If I had to choose, it should be Kiki."

[Why did the narrator join the discussion as if nothing had happened! ! 】 Fourteen is not well.

"The type with strong self-esteem is easier to train. Once her self-esteem is destroyed, her heart will be more fragile than ordinary people..."

Listening to Sougo's chattering narration, Shisi hugged his head a little frantically, and at the same time thought angrily in his heart: 【What are you talking about? Don't tarnish Ghibli! 】

"Indeed..." Yamazaki fiddled with his short hair on his forehead like a woman, and at the same time said pretendingly, "Satsuki should be a good mother, but as a woman, she doesn't seem to be very good at dressing up~ "

[Is Mohawk qualified to say that? 】 Fourteen's face was completely darkened.

"The type of material that is already good, it is easy to forget to try to be more beautiful," Yamazaki put his index finger painted with red nail polish on his chin, frowned slightly and continued, "Then If you are a type with good qualities, it is easy to forget to try to become more beautiful. Otherwise, although you pay attention to appearance, you don’t know how to dress up because you are already beautiful, and you have embarked on a different path since then. Just like that In an excruciating predicament."

After all, Yamazaki showed a sigh of relief.

【How deep have you delved into it? It's disgusting! 】 Fourteen complained silently in his heart.

"If you want me to say, Meihui is the type that will make people shine at the class reunion," Yamazaki continued to spread his hands and said to himself, "There is also a sense of inferiority when facing my sister. After working hard, she will surpass her. Pretty type.

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"No, but even though it will become more beautiful, there is a limit, right?" Kondo, who was shaking the mixing glass, stopped his hands and interjected, "Because that child is exactly like Dad, and the final form is just like that It’s hard to make a breakthrough like this, right?”

The narration came in again: "But the child who was very cute when he was young is already a perfect product, but..."

[Go back to the village and chat with me! ] Fourteen scolded in his heart, 【It's just your super hot atmosphere! How much do you like Ghibli? 】

While thinking about it, Fourteen turned his face away and glanced at Yamazaki and Kondo who were chattering wildly about the heroine of Ghibli, and Atong-chan who was sitting awkwardly in his seat and kept quiet.

[You didn't think about being my backup at all, did you? ] Fourteen thought resentfully, 【Is it just to put A-Tong aside? 】

But at this moment, it seemed that he realized that there was another boring existence like himself, and Atong-chan turned his face away and gave Shisi a friendly smile.

[This...this is...] Fourteen looked at Atong who was looking at him with a smile on his face, and suddenly thought of something, [Is it a wonderful resonance? Feeling the same sense of loneliness and alienation in the group, we have a sense of resonance similar to a community of destiny. This is exactly the same as...the rural duo who don't understand the situation can't get into the atmosphere of friendship...and then after talking to each other, they find that the two are in love with each other! Could it be...you! ! 】

While thinking about it, Shishi looked at Kondo and Yamazaki, who were pulling each other's collars and arguing constantly for the best Ghibli heroine in their hearts.

【It's now! ! There will be no second chance! Deputy Chief! ! ] Yamazaki turned his head and glanced at Fourteen with teeth bared.

【let's go! fourteen! ] Kondo gave Shishi a look at the same time.

[The storm has stopped... the dark clouds have also dispersed! 】Fourteen suddenly felt that the thick dark cloud that was still hanging over his head disappeared without a trace in an instant, and a sky hotel that seemed to exist floating in the sky also appeared...

"So...there really is a city in the sky~" Shisi and A-tong laughed and ran towards the city in the sky holding hands.

Originally, the ending ended here, but at this critical moment, the narration voice of Sougo's cameo sounded again.

"But... just as the two of them were running towards the Sky Hotel, suddenly, this man found the entrance to the mayonnaise kingdom appeared beside him..."

Fourteen stopped in his tracks in an instant, turned his head mechanically and slowly, and saw that there was really a golden arch shining with incredible light on the side of the road!

At the same time, Fourteen heard the laughter coming from inside, and smelled the aroma of mayonnaise coming from inside...

In an instant, Fourteen fell, and he involuntarily let go of Atong sauce, and at the same time involuntarily moved towards the golden arch, but just when Fourteen came to the golden arch, the bell for the end of the performance rang it rang...

Clank! !

"It's over!" The host announced loudly to the audience holding up the microphone, "The general selection group failed to enter the hotel! In the final stage, Zhai Shishishi chose to let go of Atong-chan's hand and walked into the road The gate of the kingdom of mayonnaise suddenly appeared!"

At this moment, Shisi finally regained his composure, and when he took a closer look, he saw that there was no gate to the so-called mayonnaise kingdom near him! I just went backstage! The so-called laughter is just a group of guards and Yoshihara's guys getting together to eat hot pot!

[It was put together! ] Fourteen knelt down on the ground with his head in his arms, gritted his teeth and thought: 【I was slapped hard by that bastard! It's too entertaining to be put together! Damn it! 】

"What a pity, Hijikata." Sougo came over, waved his hand, showing a look of regret, "I never thought you would give up at the last stage."

"Bastard!" Fourteen stood up and grabbed Souwu by the collar in an instant, staring at Sougo's eyes with bared teeth, "Did you discuss this with that bastard in advance?!"

"What are you talking about? Hijikata?" Sougo looked puzzled, "I just feel that I want to be considerate of the deputy chief once in a while, don't you like it?"

"You bastard..." Fourteen wanted to get angry, but he still managed not to curse, because Fourteen knew that it was too late, if he drove Sougo away now, his team would be eliminated directly!

"It's a pity, Fourteen." Kondo comforted him while walking over, "It's obviously only a little bit closer."

"That's right, deputy chief, this is a strategy we finally came up with." Yamazaki frowned and pretended to complain.

"Can you blame me?!" Fourteen pointed at Sougo and shouted, "No matter how you think about it, blame this bastard! Why do you have to bring this guy to the competition?! Anyone can do it? Why do you have to have this guy? ah?!"

"Don't you need it?" Sougo asked suspiciously, then turned around and raised his hand at the same time, "Then, I'll go back first, I also want to take a good rest during the rare vacation time."

"Wait, wait, wait!" Fourteen hurriedly stopped, "I need you! I need you so much!"

"Really?" Sougo stopped, then turned his head, showing a dark smile on his face, "Then, let me shout three times in front of the audience: I think the one who can be a teammate with Sougo Okita is Sansheng is lucky..."

"Don't go overboard! You bastard!!" Fourteen yelled angrily, his veins popping and his eyes white.

"Okay, you two, don't mess around in this kind of place." Kondo stood between the two of them with arms folded, and said in a deep voice, "Souwu, you know what day it is today, right? It's not for you alone, more It's for the entire Shinsengumi. So, stop messing around!"

"There are still fourteen, don't worry! All you have to do is trust our teammates! No matter what time, we will never give up on you!" Kondo changed the subject, "It's time to make an appointment with Uncle Matsudaira It's time, how long will it be over here?"

[I'm relieved! ] Fourteen roared in his heart, 【How can you make me feel at ease in the situation that even my own people are enemies! Why did you have to pick this guy! Change it to anyone who is better than him! 】

【never mind! Thinking about it now doesn't help! The most important thing is the outcome of the third game, that is the decisive battle! ] Fourteen shook his head to calm himself down, 【Those two teams, no matter which one enters the final, are not easy to kill! That kid with glasses and that ponytail-shaking bastard are not easy opponents... How can they be repaired! ! 】

At this time, on stage.

"It's really a pity. It's only two steps away from the last one. Although there are no gifts, it's really embarrassing to attack Atong sauce directly..." The host continued with a sigh, "Although I used it earlier The ingenious psychological battle and the beautiful team battle are not too exciting. But these efforts all came to naught at the last moment! It’s a pity! It’s really a pity!”

"Great!" Xin Baji on the side breathed a sigh of relief, "Finally, Hijikata-san didn't win the second round directly. In this case, we still have a chance! The next thing we have to do is to squeeze into the final finals!"

"How are you, Atong-chan? How you feel now." The host looked at Atong-chan, who was covering his face with embarrassment and anger.

"I'm sorry, I always felt driven by the plot unconsciously, so I just followed him away..." Atong sauce tightly covered his face with both hands.