Maybe a Fake Gintama

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"No, I'm not referring to this, I'm referring to your feeling of being left alone at the entrance of the hotel." The host asked rather maliciously, "You were led to that place just like that, and then What is it about being left alone? Is it loss? Is it sadness? You frivolous woman."

"Shut up! Host!"

"How could Atong sauce be frivolous?!"

"It's just confusing!!"

"I'll kill you if I hear what you say next time!"

In an instant, the audience became excited and shouted.

"Next, it's the turn of the Temple Gate Guards and the Yoshihara team to compete for the final place!" The host continued, "No matter which team wins, the remaining team will be directly defeated. Elimination! And, one more thing, even if both teams conquered Atong-chan, the outcome depends on how Atong-chan decides! If you don't use very good means, it will be very difficult to win!"

At this time, the Yoshihara team headed by Jiang Cheng and the personal guards headed by Xin Bachi stood on both sides of the stage, watching each other silently.

"That...it seems kind of scary..." Xin Baji twitched the corners of his mouth and looked at Yinshi behind him, "Well, Yinsang, look at Jiang Chengsang's expression, isn't that a serious look? I always feel a little confused. It feels like you’re staring at something incredible..."

"Don't worry, Xinbaji," Yinshi replied disapprovingly, "That guy can't think of any good plots in his head, basically he just seduces you with that face that makes me want to throw up. It's a woman. How can such a plot without any storyline last forever?"

"But Yinsang," Xin Baji continued with some concern, "When we were discussing just now, we only focused on translating for A Gao, and we didn't discuss it properly at all. What should we do?"

"The key to this victory or defeat is all about choosing a narrator for the virtual scene." Yinshi became serious, "Just leave it to me!"

"Hey, you guys," Jiang Cheng on the other side of the stage looked at the three Baihua members who were still whispering in front of him, "Have we really discussed it? Is it really okay? It really is a good negotiation." Is it a script?"

"It doesn't matter! Trust us! Jiang Cheng sama!" The three Baihua girls said in unison.

"In order to meet Jiangcheng sama in one way or another on weekdays,

Usually, I have carefully studied all romantic dramas and all romance comics! "A young lady Baihua patted her chest and continued with confidence.

"So do we!" The other two Baihua sisters echoed.

"Do you usually use your energy in this kind of place..." Jiang Cheng curled his lips unconsciously, and complained speechlessly, "At least use this energy in work..."

"Don't worry! Jiang Cheng sama! Girls should understand girls better! You don't have to worry about the script we discussed! You will never lose to that kind of natural roll!"

"Ah... I'll just trust you guys for now..."

Just as Jiang Cheng finished speaking, the host announced the start of the second performance.

"Then, the guards are ready, your theater of love will start!!"

"Yin Sang! Is it really all right?" Xin Baji looked worriedly at Yin Shi who was walking towards the backstage step by step, "Please make it more romantic."

"Hey, romantic, romantic," Yinshi replied casually twice without looking back, "I'll make you more romantic."

...

The following begins as a virtual scene...

Amidst the darkness, the narration voice played by Yinshi sounded:

"A long time ago, in the distant past, when there were monsters and gods in this world..."

"Ah?" Xin Baji let out a doubtful sound.

"The dark age when the land was barren due to the battle between gods and monsters, and humans hid on the ground and lived cautiously."

Xin Baji: "I said, Yinsang..."

Suddenly, the screen changed, and under the scorching sun, on the desert full of yellow sand, four figures of different heights were slowly walking towards a certain direction...

"However, in this uninhabited land full of violent gods and ominous youkai..."

Xin Baji wondered: "I said... what is this?"

As the camera zooms in, the four figures on the desert gradually become clearer...

"There is a group of figures heading to the west..."

Xin Baji couldn't help reminding again: "You know that, right? Yinsang. The romantic scene of chasing girls."

"Their goal, carrying the hope of mankind, is the end of the far, far west. The name of the legendary kingdom of gods, where any wish can be granted as long as you reach there, is—"

At the same time, the figures of these four people finally appeared. They were Sun Wukong played by Xin Baji who was wearing a golden hoop and holding a black stick, and Sha Wujing played by A Gao who was holding a baguette and wearing only a pair of green shorts. And Zhu Bajie, played by Kagura with a pink pig nose on his nose while carrying a black iron rake.

Finally, there is Sanzang, played by A Tongjiang, who is dressed as a monk on a white horse.

As soon as the four of them appeared, the entire BGM switched instantly. At the same time, the big title "Gandhara L·OVE Hotel" also appeared on the screen, and the hastily produced OP also began to play.

(here op: monkey magic, from the 1978 Japanese edition of Journey to the West)

"Hey! Why did you start playing the new animation?!"

After a brief OP, the main story finally begins...

"This story is about the twists and turns of the monk Tokai and his companions' journey to the L·OVE Hotel in Gandhara, the land of gods, in order to regain the peace of the earth world."

[Gandhara... What is Gandhara L·OVE Hotel? ! ] Xin Baji, who was forced to enter the role, complained helplessly in his heart, 【I was brought in without knowing anything. It was completely perfunctory, right? By the way, this duel is no longer a charm duel or something else, has it become something else? 】

At this moment, Atong Jiang suddenly narrowed his eyes and said, "Well, I'm sorry, please stop."

"Huh?" Xin Baji looked at Atong aside with a puzzled expression.

"Please stop the horse, that's enough." With that said, Atong-chan got off the stopped horse.

"Wait... wait!" Xin Baji hurriedly stopped.

"I'm already going back," Atong Jiang said contemptuously with narrowed eyes, then turned and walked aside without thinking.

"This... that... just started..." Xin Baji hurriedly shouted, "A little bit more, that... hey? Is there anything wrong? Did I do something wrong?"

"What is the L·OVE Hotel in Gandhara?" Atong squinted his eyes and turned his head with disdain and continued, "Is it just thinking about some nasty things? It's too blatant."

"I didn't think about that, I didn't think about it at all!" Xin Baji quickly argued, "It's Gandhara L... OVE Hotel! OVE Hotel!"

"No, it's useless to explain," Atong-chan turned his head speechlessly, "I hate those people who think about those things from the beginning."

"Wait, wait! Wrong! Wrong title! It should be like this!"

Just as the narration finished, the title on the side changed instantly, from Gandhara L·OVE Hotel to Gandhara L☆OVE Hotel.

"It hasn't changed at all! It's just changed to Hiroman Kakuda's style!" Xinpachi shouted with blue veins.

(Hiromin Kakuda: つのだ☆ひろ, Japanese singer, composer, the asterisk in the name is the most representative.)

"I said, I'm really not thinking about nasty things at all, really not!" The narrator who played a guest role in Silver Time is madly explaining and pleading, "I just want to take a break! I just want to save the world a little bit! Let's go!" Come on! Let's take a break!"

"Hey——! Narrator!" Xin Baji couldn't help complaining with several black lines appearing under the corners of his eyes, "Why does he seem to be a man who is entangled with the girl who is hesitating in front of the entrance!"

"Just go in! Just go in the front!"

"Don't use such obscene words!!" Xin Baji shouted loudly.

However, Atong on the side kept holding his hands and turned his face away with a displeased face, and did not respond to Yinshi's stalking.

"Phew—I know, I know, since you said that, forget it. I just want to save the world, and I really don't like being said that!"

"I said you... why are there so many words in the narration?" Xin Baji twitched his eyes and complained.

"Enough! Let you go! I didn't expect you to be such a headstrong girl!"

"It's better to apologize, master," Kagura kindly reminded Atong, "Brother narrator is very angry when he is angry."

But Atong-chan still ignored it, and chose to turn his face away.

"What is the narrator brother? Don't act like you are a father!" Xin Baji complained.

"Apologize quickly," A Gao also came behind Ah Tong, and persuaded in his blunt Japanese, "I will also apologize with you, and apologize to the narrator brother."

"Why do you stand in the same position as your mother!" Xin Baji crazily complained.

"That's enough, just leave her alone. Yoshi, it's already sunset anyway, let's stay at the Gotanda branch of the L☆OVE Hotel in Gandhara today."

At this time, the whole scene changed instantly, switching from daytime to dusk. At the same time, a hotel with flashing lights appeared not far away with the words "Gandhara L·OVE Hotel Gotanda Point" written with love on it.

"Is there a branch?! By the way, this is Gotanda?!" Shin Hachi complained vigorously.

"Great! I can finally rest, Aru!"

"hey-hey…"

Seeing this, Kagura and Ako on the side couldn't help rushing to the hotel excitedly.