Maybe a Fake Gintama

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"Huh?" Atong's expression became dull again.

[Perfect yarn! They said they would die! 】Jiang Cheng was already dumbfounded,【Speaking of which, can we get to the point sooner! The point is to let her come to my room, right? Is it for her to express her dissatisfaction to me? 】

Just thinking of this, Jiang Cheng had a flash of inspiration, his eyes widened instantly and at the same time he said happily in his heart: [I know! That's it! You just want to use this method to force her to come to me! Just trying to upset her and make her come to me! Not bad! You guys! I thought of this method! come on! continue! 】

On the other side, looking at Atong who was pinching the hem of his clothes with a reluctant expression on his face, artist A twitched his lips and said with some disdain: "Tch, what, there are so many things, obviously I'm just a newcomer, and I can't help it." Are you too smug?"

Atong felt aggrieved in an instant, with tears welling up in the corners of his eyes.

"Ah, I get it, I get it, don't cry," Artist A sighed, and continued, "Then the prank show should be cancelled."

"Cancel?" Atong-chan asked in confusion.

"Change the plan and change it to a free chat like a talk show." Artist A replied.

Jiang Cheng complained frantically in his heart: 【Wait for me a moment! This kind of thing should be decided by me, right? Am I the producer or are you the producer? ! Why did the self-talking one get canceled? ! By the way, is it still not my turn to play? It's been a long time! It seems that I only played once at the beginning, right? 】

"What about the content? It's a free chat, but there should be content," Atong-chan asked seriously, "What kind of topics are discussed, I will make good preparations here."

"No, no, that kind of thing doesn't matter anymore." Artist A waved his hand and said indifferently.

"No!" A Tong shook his head and said seriously, "You have to do it right! Take every minute and every second seriously, and consider every sentence and every word carefully. I want everyone watching the show to Can appreciate my soul!"

"That... your name is Atong-chan, right?"

"Yes, Atong-chan." Atong nodded.

"Let me tell you, you are a newcomer, right? Because you are a newcomer, you don't understand anything about the TV industry. To be honest, even if you are serious about making a show, the audience won't watch it.

"Artist A waved his hand and said casually, "Fast-forward once the video is recorded, watch the online video in a hurry, read other people's impressions on SNS, and then want to watch it, don't pretend to point and point . "

"I still talk about this and that about things that I got for nothing. TV was originally just for entertainment. I had to limit the scope of entertainment, and the result was half a catty. Now the whole thing is all harmonious and well-behaved things."

"I always feel...serious suddenly..." A-Tong complained silently.

Artist A raised his index finger, and the expression on his face became a little serious, and he continued: "It's a pity to discard TV dramas that are tasteless to eat, critics of news programs that have no critical spirit at all, just when you go to work and take the tram. After reading the news online, they act as people who know everything. Yes, the world is indeed getting more and more convenient. Even the news on the other side of the world can be obtained instantly.”

Artist A didn't stop, he was still talking endlessly...

"But so what? Are we happy? There is more information. Are we enriched? Is the emptiness in our hearts filled? How much do we have to work to be satisfying? This matter has already exhausted human beings. They searched for food all day long, and chased wild animals with their lives..."

【so annoying! so annoying! 】Jiang Cheng on the other side has collapsed, 【A life mentor? ! What happened to suddenly become a life mentor? ! Do you really remember your purpose? ! 】

"That..." A Tong raised his hand and interrupted Artist A weakly, and asked tentatively, "Are you going to discuss this topic in depth?"

"It's too slow!" Artist A's tone changed, and he reprimanded him seriously.

"Eh?"

"I've been waiting for you to quickly pick up the words and let me stop!" Artist A explained with a serious face, "Well, what I just said is something I haven't said at all in normal times. What is a critical spirit? What’s the pity that it’s tasteless and discarded? Please, can you take a look at the atmosphere? My mouth can’t keep up with my brain, and I’m almost biting my tongue, and I don’t know what I’m talking about.”

[Don't you know it yourself? ! 】Jiang Cheng held his forehead and was speechless.

"So, if you don't hurry up and give me a step, I will be very troubled." Artist A spread his hands and shrugged, "This is how complaints work!"

"Tucao?" Atong was confused.

"It's hot, it's summer~" Artist A sighed.

"Huh?" Atong still didn't react.

"Tucao!" Artist A reprimanded loudly with blank eyes, "Tucao! "It should be because summer is so hot!" "Huh?" What is it? If you are stupid, complain to me immediately! This is your job! "

"That... I... My complaints are a bit..." Atong sauce said weakly with his head down.

"Then what can you do? You can't make complaints about it, and you can't use props, so what else can you do?" Artist A said with contempt.

"I…"

"It's still dynamite, five sticks will do." Artist A continued.

[Why did you go back again? ! Why are you back on the topic of explosives? ! 】Jiang Cheng really wanted to rush out and complain loudly at this time, but due to the role setting, he could only hold back forcibly, 【No way! Absolutely not! Not even a single piece of that kind of thing will work! 】

Atong sauce pinched the corner of his clothes and bit his lower lip with a look of grievance.

"Okay, okay, don't make that expression again," artist A sighed, and then asked: "Then let's talk about other topics."

[Is it finally time to talk about love? 】Jiang Cheng was overjoyed, 【After waiting for so long, finally getting to the point? Hurry up! I can't wait! 】

"Other topics?" Atong was puzzled.

"About you, your characteristics are just selling points and specialties, isn't it? Atong sauce's, as an artist's selling point." Artist A explained.

[Why is it still a topic of artists? ! 】Jiang Cheng was impatient to the extreme,【Enough is enough! That's not the kind of question you should be asking! It's me! By the way, who is the producer of the two of us? ! 】

"Selling point... selling point..." A Tong crossed his chest with one hand, pinched his chin with the other hand, closed his eyes and began to think hard, "I...my selling point...my..."

"How? Think about it?"

"I... um... what is my selling point?" A Tong said to himself, "What can I do? I am very ordinary. Speaking of which, why did I become an artist? It is so ordinary The girl in the world... Speaking of ordinary, why did I exist in this world? Why was I born? In the end, who am I? I..."

【Stop! stop now! Stop this topic now! 】Jiang Cheng covered his ears, 【It's too deep! This kind of problem is not something an artist should think about at all! Leave it to the philosophers! Ordinary humans forget it! never mind! 】

"Hello? Are you okay?" Artist A reminded.

"Ah! I know!" Atong suddenly raised his head, "I already know! The reason for my existence!"

[Why did the topic go astray? ! ] Jiang Cheng was speechless.

"Are you...really okay?" Artist A asked with concern.

"It's okay!" Atong-chan replied seriously, "And I already know! I already know why I was born in this world! I must have appeared in this world to affirm myself!"

【Why? ! 】Jiang Cheng spit out a mouthful of blood, 【Why did the topic go so far! 】

A Tong put his hand on his chest, and continued unhurriedly: "It's fine, no matter who is born into this world, you don't need to think about selling points and characteristics. It's not necessary! As long as it exists. Yes! Yes! People in the world will listen to my voice!"

Jiang Cheng wiped the unstoppable tears from his face, and silently complained in his heart: 【What are you talking about? I dont understand! It sounds reasonable, but I don't understand it! By the way, when can we switch to the topic of chatting up? 】

"So, what exactly do you do?" Artist A asked.

"Well," Atong smiled, "I don't know anything!"

Artist A: ...

[Is there still nothing in the end? ! 】Jiang Cheng spit out a mouthful of blood again,【Today's broadcast is almost over, but in the end, there is still nothing? ! How to strike up a conversation? ! What about the theme? ! 】

Just when Jiang Cheng's madness was about to reach its peak, out of the corner of his eye, he suddenly noticed the phone on the desk next to him.

【Yes! 】Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of something, and hurriedly walked over with joy in his heart, 【If it really doesn't work, I can only use this trick! 】

Jiang Cheng came to the desk, picked up the phone on the desk, and directly dialed the number of the front desk.

beep - beep - beep -

After a few beeps, the call was finally connected...

"Jiang Cheng sama, what's wrong?" The voice of the female artist B on the other end came from the phone.

"The new artist who came to the company recently is called Atongjiang, right? Let her come to my office." Jiang Cheng cleared his throat and said, "Remember, let her come alone!"

[Say it! 】Jiang Cheng breathed a sigh of relief,【Although it sounds a bit like pillow business (hidden rules), but there is no way! This is the only way to do it! If they continue to mess around like this, it will be impossible to enter the theme tomorrow! 】