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"Well, let me ask again, are you sure it's a new artist who just joined the company? Jiang Cheng sama." The female artist B over there asked with some uncertainty.

"That's right, that's the girl who just joined the company," Jiang Cheng nodded and replied, "Well, next month's plan, isn't there a new TV series "From Six to Nine" (hereinafter referred to as "Six or Nine") ) Do you want to start choosing an actress? I think that girl is pretty good. But there is a little problem with her acting skills, that, you ask her to come to my office for a while, and I will personally guide her for a while."

As soon as he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng suddenly reacted, and thought to himself with sweat all over his face: 【No no no no no! Isn't what I just said exactly the same as the producer who asked for unspoken rules? ! Oh no! Because I was too hasty to say it out of my mouth! 】

"Hi, I see." Artist B replied, "A new girl in the company, I'll let her pass."

"Do you really understand?" Jiang Cheng asked tentatively, "It's the girl who just joined the company, is it really okay?"

"After all, it is Jiang Cheng-sama's request, and I will do my best to meet it." Artist B answered with a smile and hung up the phone.

...

[Yoxi! Although it looks a little bit wrong, it is finally a success! 】Jiang Cheng cheered in his heart, 【Just wait for Atong-chan to enter the room! It doesn't matter what the pillow business is! At worst, explain that it is a real acting director! 】

[But...] Jiang Cheng changed his mind and thought again, [Is this kind of thing really possible? Although I know it is to advance the plot, but what about the audience? I should look like a scum in their eyes, right? It looks more like a scumbag who uses his power to play with his artists at will, right? Is it really all right? This kind of thing is actually impossible, right? 】

[No no no no no! 】Jiang Cheng quickly shook his head again and comforted himself in his heart, 【Not a scum at all! As a producer, I have come step by step to the present, so it is okay to abuse my power a little bit, right? No one will make irresponsible remarks if you leave some good memories with the new couple, right? The audience can understand it, right? 】

【Look! I am the only producer, lyricist, composer and producer in the whole company, and I have worked very hard! And if you go out of this room, you will die that kind of setting! No matter how you think about it, I am the hardest one in this company! 】

Thinking of this, Jiang Cheng nodded, [That's right! This kind of thing doesn't matter at all! The audience can also understand me! If it doesn't work, it can be regarded as love at first sight! Didn't the narrator say that at that time? We looked at each other across the building! 】

Jiang Cheng snapped his fingers,

Then I thought: [Yes! That's when! Because the "I" who fell in love at first sight but couldn't step out of the room was sick, I finally made up my mind to call the other party over and confess affectionately! Just do it as this kind of development! I'm a genius! 】

Jiang Cheng's heart began to be happy, but before Jiang Cheng could be happy for a long time, suddenly there was a knock on the door.

【coming! So fast! 】Jiang Cheng looked at his door in disbelief, then Jiang Cheng adjusted his state and took two deep breaths, then slowly walked towards his door.

Jiang Cheng stopped in front of the door, adjusted his facial expressions, showed an affectionate face, and stretched out his hand to open his door.

"Hello, actually from the first time I saw you...huh?" Looking at the two strange shapes at the door, the expression on Jiang Cheng's face froze instantly, and the affectionate confession he wanted to say came to an abrupt end.

Seeing Yinshi and Shishi in front of him wearing women's clothes, heavy makeup and swaying postures, Jiang Cheng was stunned for a few seconds before he realized it.

"Who are you...?" Jiang Cheng narrowed his eyes and looked at the two expressionlessly.

"Good evening~" Yin Shi waved his hand, squeezed his throat and said coquettishly, "He just came into the company's test paper yesterday~ Didn't you let him come here to receive acting instruction?"

"I'm Fourteen~ I'm a newcomer who entered the company with Juanzi yesterday~" Fourteen hurriedly continued, "Because I received a summons from my senior, so I came here together~"

【Tricked! 】Jiang Cheng cursed in his heart,【These two guys definitely messed in on purpose! Definitely sabotaging it on purpose! How can it be repaired! 】

"Ah, ah haha..." Jiang Cheng smiled awkwardly and explained, "Well, that, actually, I made a mistake. My name is not you, but Atong..."

Before Jiang Cheng could finish speaking, Juanzi and Fourteenth Son had already stepped into Jiang Cheng's room.

"Excuse me!" ×2

"Hey! Listen to me!" Jiang Cheng turned around and shouted with blank eyes.

"Wow~ What a wonderful room~ Is it called SWEETROOM?" Exam took a look at the layout of the room and praised with a squeeze of his throat.

"No, the test paper, it should be the egg yolk room~" Fourteenth corrected with a pouted mouth.

"Well, did you two hear what I just said?" Jiang Cheng suppressed his anger and tried his best to put on a smiling face, "I said, I made a mistake, the person I called is Atong..."

"It's so cute~ there's strawberry milk~ I'm not welcome~" Juanzi picked up a bottle of strawberry milk from his arms and drank it.

"There's also oden and mayonnaise~" Saying that, Fourteen also took out a bottle of mayonnaise and a box of oden from his arms. After pouring oden with thick mayonnaise, I also ate it with big mouthfuls.

[Did you even bring the props yourself? ! 】Jiang Cheng complained frantically in his heart, 【By the way, why are you two? It's not a team at all! In this case, the host should stop, right? Why continue! 】

【Hmph, I know exactly what you're thinking! ] Paper, who was drinking strawberry milk, raised the corner of his mouth slightly, and at the same time glanced at Jiang Cheng, 【Pillow business? love at first sight? How could that kind of thing make you successful! I, who applied to be an extra actor, will definitely stop you! 】

At the same time, Shishizi, who was chowing down on the oden boiled, raised the corners of his mouth and glanced at Jiang Cheng, thinking in his heart: [The first mayonnaise swimming pool revenge is right here and return it to me! asshole! 】

Fourteen Silver Hours: That's it!

"It's really delicious~ so amazing~" Juanzi put down the strawberry milk in his hand, and said coquettishly, "It's the first time for me to enter the SWEETROOM~ The strawberry milk here is really Saigao~ Fourteen~"

"Paper~" Fourteenth threw the leftover stick in his hand into the trash can, frowned, and corrected with a squeeze of his throat, "No~ it should be the egg yolk room~ The mayonnaise here is really good with oden eat~"

[Why is my office the same as the company cafeteria as you two said! 】Jiang Cheng scolded in his heart, then shook his head quickly, 【No, no, no, now is not the time to think about such things. Since the host didn't stop, it means our theater is still going on. I want to calm down, calm down ! 】

【Calm down! Think...Calm down and think hard! Think quickly! Immerse yourself in the ocean of thinking, dance in the sky of logic and calculation...! 】Jiang Cheng closed his eyes, 【What needs to be done now is to find a way to send these two people away, and then ask the front desk to call Atong sauce over again. In other words...]

Jiang Cheng opened his eyes, looked at the two whispering excitedly like little girls in front of him, and thought to himself: 【Let these two guys go back! Get them both back in the normal way! I need to set up with people in my current identity, and let them go back with reasonable reasons and ordinary methods! 】

"So, what kind of guidance will you give us~" Juanzi put his finger on his lower lip, posing shyly, "No matter what kind of guidance, we both will work hard~"

"Yes, yes, what kind of guidance is it~" Fourteenth imitated the posture of the paper, "I can't wait~"

[Stop it for me! You two shemale! guide? sure! How about a guide to get the two of you to hell? ! ] Several veins popped out on Jiang Cheng's face, he just wanted to rush forward to beat up the two of them violently, but then he stopped, thinking to himself: 【No! no! The theater is still going on! Once you get angry at this time, it's over! You will lose the game directly! 】

Jiang Cheng once again suppressed the anger in his heart, twitching the corner of his mouth and said: "That..."

"Does it refer to directing skills?" Juanzi interrupted Jiang Cheng and asked, then cleared his throat slightly, and shouted loudly: "What the hell is this--! How about it?"

"Uh...even if you ask me how it is...that's what the hell it feels like..." Jiang Cheng replied with black lines all over his face, twitching the corners of his eyes.

"No~ Paper," Fourteenth Son shook his head and said, "It should be to teach us to sing. Of course, the two of us are also fine as hosts."

Clearing his throat, the Fourteenth Son said again: "Yoxi, good morning everyone! Welcome to "The Fourteenth Son's Mayonnaise Cooking Show" Oooyoyoyoyo...how is it?"

"That..." Jiang Cheng complained expressionlessly, "Should you be the only one watching this kind of program?"

"Then change it to "Get Out! Divorced King" is also fine." Fourteenth nodded and continued.

"That... Divorce doesn't sound like an auspicious show," Jiang Cheng said, taking a deep breath, trying to look at the two with a friendly attitude, "You two just entered the company yesterday. There are fourteen sons, right?"

"Yes!" Juanzi and Fourteenth replied at the same time, "Janzi Fourteenth! A new artist, you can do anything!"

"Everything... um?" Jiang Cheng asked tentatively.

"Yes! Anything is fine!" Juanzi and Fourteen stood up at the same time, and replied firmly at the same time.

"That is to say, you can do whatever I say, right?" Jiang Cheng asked again.

"Yes! Of course!" ×2