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"Ah, ah. Haha, what a good boy," Jiang Cheng smiled, and reached out to the two of them and patted their shoulders at the same time, "Yes, I am the best producer in the world, Just listen to me obediently, I won't let you two suffer... Come on, relax your body..."

"Wait!" Jiang Cheng suddenly reacted, quickly withdrew his hand and shook his head, "No, no! It's not like that! Even if you two obey me obediently, I have nothing to be happy about!"

【Oh no! Because I was only thinking about the pillow business, I didn't pay attention to getting into the drama too deeply! I was led away by the two of them! ] Jiang Cheng secretly thought something was wrong.

"Huh?" Juanzi and Fourteenth looked at Jiang Cheng suspiciously at the same time.

"Well, you two," Jiang Cheng faced the two of them again, and explained, "It looks like it should be the staff at the front desk... Cough cough! It should be the staff at the front desk who made a mistake!"

"Wrong?" The paper asked suspiciously.

"But that's what the senior told us~" Fourteenth said coyly.

"Well, then let me explain for a while." Jiang Cheng cleared his throat, pointed to the red wine and candles on the desk beside him, and then pointed to the big heart-shaped bed covered with petals, "I am the producer, and then call The ones in the room are newcomers and entertainers, the high-end red wine and big bed over there, should I understand the reminder here? Do you understand?"

【No, wait! 】Jiang Cheng suddenly reacted, looking at the red wine and the big bed with a shocked face, 【What kind of props are those? ! Why did something like that appear all of a sudden? ! This is completely a scum producer who asks for idol pillow business! Can the props be more careful? 】

"Hmm——" Juanzi frowned, put his index finger lightly on his lower lip, closed his eyes and raised his face in thought for a moment, then opened his eyes and nodded, "That's right, I know! Director while drinking red wine, right? Thank you producer! Oh~Producer Jiang Cheng, he is really a super nice person! He is willing to spend time outside of work to guide a newcomer like us, right? Fourteen sons~"

"Yes, yes, producer Jiang Cheng is really a good person~" Immediately, the fourteenth son became pretentious and let out a coquettish voice.

"Although there are some discrepancies..." Jiang Cheng tried his best to calm down his mood, and explained with a smile again: "But it's basically like this, drinking red wine while guiding, that's how it looks. It's just that the part of guiding is a bit..."

"A little bit?" The paper looked puzzled.

"A little more adult guidance." Jiang Cheng reminded in a low voice.

"Adult?" The fourteenth son was puzzled.

"Don't pretend to be stupid, you two! You definitely understand, right?" Jiang Cheng impatiently approached the two of them and reminded him in a low voice, "I've said it several times, it's not the two of you that I called here. , it's that girl named Atong-chan..."

"Of course I understand!" The paper interrupted Jiang Cheng again, "You want to instruct us on the etiquette when dining and the rules when greeting us, right? To make us outstanding adults!"

"As expected of the best producer in the world~it's super good~" Fourteenth boasted coquettishly.

"Ahhh!" Jiang Cheng hugged his head frantically, "Is it so difficult?! Is it so difficult to let the two of them understand this matter?! Who... who will help me!"

As soon as Jiang Cheng finished speaking, the narration sounded at the right time.

"Janzi and Shishizi are artists who joined the company yesterday. Because of the same confused personality, they now form a duo of confused girls."

[You should have told me about this kind of thing earlier! 】Jiang Cheng thought with a broken heart, 【But... If you say this, it is impossible to use ordinary methods to make these two people with confused personalities and go back honestly... Then, we can only have a proper showdown between the two. Individuals scare away! Even these two guys can't do anything against their personality now! Here are the rules! 】

"What's wrong? Jiang Cheng's producer?" Juanzi asked in confusion.

"That's right, I've been in a daze since just now~" Fourteenth said with concern.

Jiang Cheng took a deep breath, then looked at the two of them seriously and said, "I think I already know how to make you two understand. Well, you two are newcomers, right?"

"Yes, newcomer." Juanzi and Shisizi nodded at the same time.

"That means you two don't know the rules of the entertainment industry very well, right?" Jiang Cheng asked again.

"I don't understand at all." Paper shook his head.

"That is to say, are you willing to teach us this? Thank you so much!" The Fourteenth said in surprise, and then bowed quickly, "Please give me your advice!"

"No, no," Jiang Cheng quickly waved his hands, "Ah, that, how should I put it..."

"Why do you look so distressed?" Paper asked with a natural blank expression.

"It's all because of you two!" Jiang Cheng couldn't hold back, and cursed.

"Eh?" Juanzi and the Fourteenth Son showed a dumbfounded expression at the same time, and looked at Jiang Cheng suspiciously.

Seeing the expressions of these two people, Jiang Cheng couldn't hold back any longer, and cursed with veins bursting: "Ah! That's right! I fell in love with our company's newcomer A Tongjiang! That's why I asked the front desk Let Atong-chan come to my room! Then I will confess to Liujiu’s heroine or something! What’s wrong with me? What’s wrong with me?! I’m working hard too, okay! How about some sweets? Already?!"

"I work hard every day! I can't even step out of the door of this room, just a little, a little bit, what's wrong with using my rights to get along with the girl I fell in love with at first sight?! Nothing wrong?! Ah?! Can't you? ?! Even such a simple wish is not enough?!"

"Ah, that's it..." The paper nodded, and then pretended to complain: "If that's the case, wouldn't it be good to just say that from the beginning?"

"Yes, yes, since this is the case, it should have been said from the beginning~" Fourteenth nodded in agreement.

"I don't want to say it at all!" Jiang Cheng scolded angrily, "It's not because you two messed in! Without you two, it's over now, okay! Why are you two idiots here Huh? Why is it still such a confusing character design? It really makes people angry!"

"Fourteen, do you understand?" Juanzi looked at Fourteen with a puzzled expression on his face, "Is that the one? What is it called? What kind of business?"

"I remember it was called sea cucumber business or mayonnaise business..." Fourteenth replied with a slight frown.

"It's the pillow business (hidden rules)! By the way, what is the mayonnaise business?! Just the sound of it makes people unable to eat!" Jiang Cheng roared.

"Bastard!" Fourteen instantly frowned and grabbed Jiang Cheng's body, but then let go, thinking in his heart: 【No! Almost got pissed off by this bastard! People! Pay attention to your personality, fourteen sons! Fourteen sons are the ones who are confused! 】

【How about it? Did you accidentally express your true thoughts? 】Jiang Cheng hooked the corner of his mouth in disdain, 【That's right! All those words just now were said by me to make you two Honkai characters! Once the character setting collapses, the two of you will have to end! Design the plot according to your characters? Do not make jokes! How could I do such a troublesome thing! 】

At this moment, Juanzi looked at Jiang Cheng excitedly and cheered: "Pillow business... great!"

"Huh?" Jiang Cheng was confused.

"While doing the job of being a producer, I am also doing pillow business!" Juan Zi looked at Jiang Cheng with admiration, "You are desperately selling pillows, right? I see, I understand! You want me to do pillow business Right?"

"That... don't you understand what I said just now!" Jiang Cheng asked doubtfully.

"Not only as a guide, but also as a part-time job, he is the best producer!" Juanzi praised, and looked at the fourteenth son beside him, "Are you right? Fourteenth?"

"Yes, yes, he is really the best producer~" Fourteenth nodded in agreement.

"Paper? Fourteen sons?"

Ignoring Jiang Cheng's words, the examination paper continued on its own: "It's like that, right? Like the former boss of the famous TV salesman, right? What kind of voice should I use to promote? A little bit sharper, right? "

"Listen to me!" Jiang Cheng reminded loudly.

"Ahem..." Juanzi walked aside, picked up the two pillows on the big bed, squeezed his throat and shouted to himself: "This pillow is very comfortable~ As long as you put your head on it, it will immediately snort Great sleep! Two pillows only cost 3,000 yuan! In addition, there is a big sale to reward customers, and 5,000 yuan will be reduced immediately!"

"It's all upside down!" Jiang Cheng complained.

"I want to yell around the whole street!" Examiner continued on his own.

"Why?" Jiang Cheng asked puzzled.

"Because I'm so touched! Jiang Cheng's producer is really great! Really great! I'm willing to let me go into business! Jiang Cheng's producer! Pillow's business! Jiang Cheng's producer! Hidden rules! Jiang Cheng's unspoken rules!" Juanzi shouted with emotion.

"Stop it! Do you want me to be banned from the entertainment industry?!" Jiang Cheng roared.

"By the way, why don't you change your name?" Juan Zi pinched his chin and continued, "How about changing Jiang Cheng to Jiang Zhen?"

"That's right, Juanzi, how did you come up with this good idea? You might be a genius~" the fourteenth son praised, and then came to Jiang Cheng's side, knelt down on one knee, stretched out both hands Shaking, "Unspoken rules producer~Shining pillow business producer~Jiangzhen producer~"

"Everyone, come here~ to the producer of Jiangzhen~" Juanzi shouted exaggeratedly from the side, "It's all because of the name of the producer of Jiangzhen~"

"What a ghost! Everyone should have been scared away!" Jiang Chengbai complained.

"You are really humble~" Juanzi sighed.

"My career as a producer is over!" Jiang Cheng roared angrily.

"It's okay if you're not so humble~" Fourteenth stopped his hands and said.

"I'm serious!" Jiang Cheng shouted.

"Producer Jiangzhen, we will follow you all our lives!" Juanzi and the fourteenth son swore at the same time.

"Get the hell out of here!!!" Jiang Cheng shouted frantically, holding his head.