Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 405: It is normal that the reality does not match the imagination!

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"But having said that, the production team's reaction was really fast, because they were afraid of copyright infringement and immediately put a mosaic on it." Jiang Cheng slightly sighed, "In this way, if it is to take out props, it will definitely not be like that cat. It’s the same as a small robot, it looks like it’s just taken out of the mosaic in the abdomen.”

"That's the worst!" Xin Baji complained with twitching corners of his mouth, "I can't even imagine how bad the picture is! It's completely a restricted work!"

"I can't help it, I can only do this without copyright," Jiang Cheng spread his hands and shrugged and replied, "Although taking it out may be arrested by the police in the name of public obscenity, but it is the last Good result."

"I can't see it at all!"

"Then please take care of me, [beep——] Maosang!" Jiang Cheng raised his hand to greet [beep——] Sang, and at the same time showed a refreshing smile.

"Who is [beep——] Maosang?! Why do you add [beep——] in that place!" [beep——] Sang yelled frantically, "It sounds like a cat doing something to a cat. It’s just a perversion of things that can’t be said! And I hate cats the most! Although everyone has been saying “like a god” and “like a Buddha”, but I can’t bear to say that I’m like a cat. I hate cats the most up! ! "

As she spoke, [beep——] Sang showed a look of fear and put her hands on her chest, and said in a trembling voice, "That cry really makes me shiver..."

Immediately afterwards, [beep——] Sang pulled off the clothes (leather cover?) next to the left ear, revealing the missing piece of ear inside, "Look, this ear was bitten by a cat before."

"Hey?! Wasn't it bitten by a mouse?!" Xin Baji said in surprise.

"I already said it's a cat!" [Beep——] Sang yelled with veins popping.

"Ah, hi... I'm really sorry." Xin Baji said in a low voice, "I thought you could really take out various props from your stomach, just like a character like a cat-shaped robot."

"Well, it's not that I can't take it out," [beep——] Sang replied.

"Hey?! Can you really take it out?!" Xinbachi said in surprise, and then looked at Jiang Cheng who was beside him, "Did you hear that?! Jiang Chengsang, you can really take it out! You can really take it out All kinds of props!"

"Of course! Who do you think I am?" [Beep——] Sang snorted disdainfully, and then sat down on the sofa again.

"Cut..." Jiang Cheng twitched his lips in disdain, "Anyway, they are all props that look useful but are actually useless to adults."

"Don't underestimate people! This little brother!" [Beep——] Sang retorted aloud.

"Then, give me the props that I can stay at home and play games without working for the rest of my life." Jiang Cheng stretched out his hand expressionlessly, "Bring it, if you have any, take it out quickly, you know? It's the kind that can buy everything Commodities are things that you can eat, drink, and spend in a lifetime, bring them, and bring them out to me now."

After being silent for a long time, [beep——] Sang slowly opened his mouth and said: "Well... If I understand correctly, what you are talking about is money, right? What you want is money that you can't spend in a lifetime, right? ?”

"You said it... you are really bad, you." Jiang Cheng covered his mouth in surprise, "You actually want to use money to satisfy children's dreams, you are really bad..."

"Hey, brother with glasses, this guy is really irritating," [beep——] Sang pointed at Jiang Cheng and looked at Xin Baji, "Isn't that intentional? And it's too bad, right? Is it just a good-for-nothing OTAKU? In other words, a scumbag."

"You who can't even realize this kind of dream, what qualifications do you have to say such a thing?" Jiang Cheng clasped his hands and snorted disdainfully, "You always talk about dreams or something, stop joking, be a little more realistic, uncle , as long as you have money,

All dreams can come true. Women? The things I love? All will be there! Xinbachi, you think so too, right? All dreams come true if you have the money! "

"Sure enough, it's just a scumbag..." [beep——] Sang complained expressionlessly.

"No! Jiang Chengsang!" Xin Baji quickly pulled Jiang Cheng's clothes and reminded him in a low voice, "Although what you said makes sense, it's not okay to talk about such a realistic topic in this situation. The former readers still have a lot of good children, it would be bad to lead them down."

"Don't worry, they who live in the third dimension must feel the cold reality better than us characters who live in the second dimension." Jiang Cheng clasped his hands and nodded solemnly.

"It's not good to say that kind of thing at such a time," Xin Baji reminded in a low voice, "You should cooperate a little bit."

Saying that, Xin Baji turned his face again, smiled awkwardly and looked at [beep——] Sang and continued: "Then, that, props that can fly freely in the sky and the like, can come and go freely in the world Doors in various places, flashlights that can zoom in and out with just a single light..."

After listening, [beep——] Sang showed a frightened face, sat on the sofa and huddled into a ball, shivering, and then exaggeratedly shouted: "Scary, so scary~ Mom! This villain is so scary Ah~ I want to fly to the sky to peep at the women's bathroom, I want to sneak into the women's dressing room freely, and I want to slide around in the girl's cleavage after shrinking, ah~ It's so scary, this person is really a beast~ Full A beast with an obscene mind is also called "**"~"

"It's really too much, Xinbaji-kun," Tutor clasped his hands and nodded, "Although it's puberty, this kind of behavior must be strictly prohibited!"

After listening, Xin Baji couldn't bear it anymore, stood up and retorted loudly to the two without thinking: "Why are these criminal acts! I never thought about that kind of thing at all!"

"Huh? But what else can you do besides those?" [Beep——] Sang turned her face away and muttered in a low voice.

"It's not like that at all!" Xin Baji refuted loudly with a serious face, "It's for the purpose of improving yourself! By the way, you two are full of obscene thoughts! It's you two who are thinking about those things That's right!"

"No, I didn't think about anything," Jiang Cheng retorted with narrowed eyes and raised his hand, "Don't compare me with puberty brats, I'm very distressed."

"Stop arguing, both of you," [beep——] Sang said, "Since we've covered this point, I'll take it out."

Saying that, [beep——] Sang began to rummage through the mosaic-covered part with both hands.

"It's really incredible, this picture," Xin Baji complained speechlessly, "It can't be broadcast at all, this terrible picture, it looks like something like that?"

"It's really bad." Jiang Cheng nodded in agreement.

"In the final analysis, it's all Jiang Chengsang's fault. If you didn't say that you need to put mosaics on it, it wouldn't be like this." Xin Baji continued to say contemptuously, "Don't talk about bringing dreams to children now, it's completely It’s like a childhood shadow.”

"Found it!" [beep——] Sang suddenly said, and then took out the found props, ""Bamboo Wings"! "Free window"! "Big and small lights"! "

Looking at the three cheap-looking props on the table, Xin Baji adjusted his glasses, and asked a non-existent question with a blank face: "Hey? Are these?"

"The reaction is really cold!" [Beep——] Sang replied dissatisfied, "What? Do you think these are useless things? You don't think these are toys, do you?"

"No, actually it's a bit..." Xin Baji twitched the corners of his mouth in embarrassment.

"If you actually use it, you will be shocked." [Beep——] Sang's face showed a little pride.

"Really?!" Xin Baji asked in surprise.

"If you doubt it, give it a try." [Beep——] Sang replied.

"Only a kid will be excited when he sees this kind of thing." Jiang Cheng twitched his lips in disdain, then got up and sat down next to [beep——] Sang, and picked up [beep——] Sang very familiarly. —] Sang’s shoulders, after a smirk, he continued in a low voice: “Take that out quickly, the one I mentioned at the beginning, definitely exists, right? Since a robot that can do anything, that kind of thing can’t be done. Can it be done easily?"

"No! Please forgive me for refusing to disrupt the world economy!" [Beep——] Sang Yizheng said, "Don't even think about that kind of thing!"

"That's what you say, but it can't be done, right?" Jiang Cheng said disdainfully, and then continued with a sigh of relief: "It seems that you are lying completely when you say that it is a robot from the future. Ahhh , as expected, he is just an ordinary perverted uncle~"

"Who is the perverted uncle!" [Beep——] Sang Bai retorted loudly, "I will never do that kind of thing! I will never do that dirty and greedy adult's desire Help! The only ones I will help are children! Children with a pure heart!"

"Well, you two, stop arguing," Xin Baji hurriedly persuaded, then pointed to the "random window" on the table in front of him, which looked like a small sliding door, and asked: "Well, what about this?" use it?"

"It's fine to open it normally." [Beep——] Sang replied.

"Is that so..."

As he said that, Xin Baji leaned down, stretched out his hand and pushed open the door of the "random window" in front of him, revealing a scene of a sunny beach in his eyes, but there was no trace of happiness on Xin Baji's face.

After touching the background board of the sunny beach several times with his hands, Xin Baji picked up the random window in front of him and turned it over to look at the back.

"Isn't this just pasting a piece of paper on the back?!" Xin Baji complained loudly.

"Well, as long as you change the paper, you can see it anywhere." [Beep——] Sang took it for granted.

"Huh—?! And it's so small that you can't get in at all!"

"What a kid who can only complain~" [beep—] Sang folded her hands and leaned on the sofa and sighed softly, "Something is better than nothing, please be satisfied."

"That's right, Xin Baji, the fact that the imagined object is different from the product is the reality." Jiang Cheng nodded and echoed, "It's just like the CG of the game shown on TV, it looks so cool, After I bought it and opened it, I found that it was not the case at all.”

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