Maybe a Fake Gintama

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"What you said is completely different!!" Xin Baji yelled loudly, spitting all over the place.

"So didn't you say it just now?" Jiang Cheng waved his hand, and continued to say disapprovingly, "Just be a person who can eat fried pork cutlets anytime, and be content and happy, Mr. Xin Baji!"

"My youth is too miserable, is there only tonkatsu from beginning to end?" Xin Baji complained expressionlessly.

After listening, Jiang Changcheng sighed and then slowly said: "Of course I know that it is convenient to travel with such a thing, but ah, why do you need your legs? Why do you think humans have two legs? One leg? And why did you learn to walk when you were young?"

"Jiang...Jiang Chengsang..."

"Yeah! It's all about being able to eat tonkatsu from all over the world!"

"Pfft!" Xin Baji sprayed out directly, and then loudly defended without thinking: "No! It's not like that at all! Why is it for fried pork cutlets?! I thought you wanted to say that the place you want to go must be Use your own strength to reach it!"

"Actually, the meaning is almost the same." Jiang Cheng replied casually.

"It's completely different!"

"In short, go where you want to go with your own efforts." Jiang Cheng folded his hands while showing seriousness on his face, "Whether it's the scenery you want to see, the people you want to meet, or the fried pork cutlet you want to eat , If you don’t rely on your own hard work to get something, it has no meaning at all, and this is the real meaning of life!”

As he said that, Jiang Cheng sneered, "props? That kind of thing is useless, except for turning you into a waste! Remember it carefully!"

"Yeah, that's right, that's it." [Beep——] Sang nodded in agreement, "I think so too."

"Well, although it may be a bit impolite to say this, but..." Xin Baji squinted his eyes and continued with contempt, "Jiang Chengsang, after so many times, I have already developed immunity to your fooling. This level of flickering can no longer fool me."

"Did you see it?" Jiang Cheng leaned close to [beep——] Sang and whispered in Sang's ear, and at the same time glanced at Xin Baji's direction from time to time, "This kind of child really needs to stay by his side to grow up with him, Help him? You even treat the education of adults as a fool, this kind of child generally has no future, I think you should go back quickly."

"That..." [beep——] Sang glanced at Xin Baji, then leaned into Jiang Cheng's ear and complained softly, "No, this is a death order, if you go back, you will definitely be destroyed. Because of the problem of not being able to complete the performance. In fact, I really want to go back, but there is no way. I am also very distressed."

"Hey! Is that so?" Jiang Cheng continued in surprise, with a touch of sympathy on his face, "You are too pitiful to be forcibly assigned such a perverted task..."

"Hey, can you two not let me hear you whispering?" Xin Baji narrowed his eyes, the veins on his face were still throbbing, "Why do you have to let me hear you whispering? Did you do it on purpose? You two definitely On purpose, right?"

"Ahem, anyway, don't complain," Jiang Cheng sat down again, clasped his hands and cleared his throat, and then said seriously: "In the end, it's because you don't understand the horror of desire, Mr. Xin Baji, that's okay. The existence that devours all the good qualities of a person, take the handiwork of the little devil in your hand... for example, if you want others to satisfy you, have you ever thought about your future consequences?"

"Consequence?" Xin Baji was puzzled, "But you just wanted to talk about the handiwork of the little ghost, right? Even you can see that this is the work of the little ghost's handicraft class, right?"

"It doesn't matter!" Jiang Cheng sternly said, "The important thing is that you don't understand the horror of desire! From ancient times to the present, how many people have fallen into the mud because of their growing desires, and finally embarked on the road of crime.

You should know it too, right? ! "

"Basically, ninety-nine percent of criminals commit unforgivable mistakes because of their own desires! Do you really understand? Do you really understand the serious consequences of the growing human desires?! Being If you are satisfied once, you will want to be satisfied ten thousand times!"

"If it is true that you will be satisfied every time, your result is already doomed! Mr. Xin Baji!" As he spoke, Jiang Cheng raised his head with a solemn expression on his face, "Or it is a person who is satisfied no matter what. A trash that can’t do it with its own strength, or a monster swallowed by desire! Don’t you care about the serious consequences?! Stupid!”

"It...it's so serious..." Xin Baji looked at Jiang Cheng and murmured in disbelief.

"So, I don't need this kind of thing at all. What I want to cook can be done with my own efforts!" As he said, Jiang Cheng stood up, walked slowly to Xin Baji, stretched out his hand to hold Xin Baji The random window in his hand was taken over.

"I know! Jiang Chengsang!" Xin Baji shouted with emotion.

"Yoxi, now Qingta's handiwork class homework has been done by the sun wheel." Jiang Cheng's face showed a bit of gratitude, "In this way, the new game can also be satisfied. That's great. Great~"

"The monster devoured by desire is you, right!" Xin Baji, whose face burst into veins instantly, threw an uppercut and punched Jiang Cheng to the ceiling.

boom! !

"The trash is referring to you too! You trash OTAKU!" Xin Baji stood up and pointed at Jiang Cheng who was hanging from the ceiling and cursed.

[Beep——] Sang: ...

...

"Anyway, this can only be used for lighting." Xin Baji, who had sat down again, picked up the flashlight on the table, pushed his glasses and continued with a look of disdain.

After all, Xin Baji pointed the flashlight at himself, pushed the switch on with a blank face, and a light yellow light instantly hit Xin Baji's face... Indeed, it can only be used for lighting.

After nearly ten seconds of silence, Xin Baji turned off the flashlight with a blank expression.

"Wait, wait! Wait a minute!" [Beep——] Sang hurriedly defended, "There's really no way around this!"

Xin Baji raised his eyes, and glanced at [beep——] Sang contemptuously.

"Really, listen to me," [beep——] Sang continued with an apologetic smile, "Actually, that one has just been made, and it is a trial work. I will give you the finished product in the future. Let me do it now." Just be patient with that."

"Forget it, it can still be used for lighting anyway." Xin Baji looked at the flashlight in his hand and said expressionlessly.

"Right, right? It's easy to use, super easy to use!" [Beep——] Sang pretended to be exaggerated, then showed a smirk and winked, and continued: "Think about it, brother, if you run away at night Went to buy discord books and accidentally dropped the money under the vending machine..."

"...After that, brother, you used this flashlight to find the money under the vending machine and successfully bought the book!"

"Please don't make people think that Secondary School is okay!" Xin Baji complained vigorously, then sighed and put the flashlight back on the table and leaned on the sofa, "Fortunately, I was looking forward to it. What an idiot~"

"What are you talking about?!" Consciously being underestimated [beep——] Sang, he instantly picked up the last prop on the table - bamboo wings, and retorted loudly: "This, this is really amazing! This is the real thing! Wear it on your head and you can fly in the sky!"

Xin Baji squinted his eyes slightly, with a look of contempt on his face: "Really? It is said that it can fly in the sky, so it can't be the only thing that can fly, right?"

"No, no! This is real! It can really make people fly!"

After listening, Xin Baji reluctantly took the bamboo wings from [beep——] Sang's hand and stood up, "This, as long as you wear it on your head, will it be fine?"

"Yeah." [Beep——] Sang nodded in response.

Although he still didn't believe it, Xin Baji still glued the bamboo wings on his head. Immediately afterwards, the propeller at the front of this simple airplane model began to rotate slowly, and the speed of rotation continued to increase...

"However, that..."

[Beep——] Sang just wanted to say something, but was interrupted by Xin Baji's scream.

"Ahhh!"

Driven by the bamboo wings that can only fly back and forth, left and right, Xin Baji keeps hitting the walls on all sides of the Wanshiwu...

...

"I said..." Xin Baji, with a bruised nose and a swollen face, sat back on the sofa again, pointed to the battered bamboo wings on the table, and continued: "Apart from this sliding type, is there any other helicopters?" type?"

"Ah, yes, I brought it along." [Beep——] Sang nodded, and then searched in the mosaic in her abdomen again...

...

In short, Xin Baji, who was once again tortured by the straight-up bamboo wings that could only move his body, sat down again with a speechless expression on his neck and cervical spine support and fixation device.

"So, I told you not to rely too much on props." Jiang Cheng, who had pulled his head off the ceiling at some point, sat on the sofa with his legs crossed and arms crossed, and said.

"That's right, little brother, are you doing well now?" [Beep——] Sang took the words.

"Then tell me specifically, what can you do for me?" Xin Baji squinted his eyes and asked contemptuously.

"Brother, you can't rely too much on others." [Beep——] Sang said with a serious face, "If you only rely on props or me, your future will not change in any way, brother, I Ah, basically just staying by your side. Well, let’s just say that, sometimes I might take out props or listen to your complaints, but basically I don’t intend to help you do anything.”

"Listen, the words that make children's curiosity and sense of adventure disappear are all because of one of those "dragons who can bring the dead back to life by collecting all seven beads" and "cat-shaped robots that can take out anything just by asking for help." Class's fault. "

"Hey... Doesn't this completely negate your own existence?" Xin Baji twitched the corner of his mouth and complained speechlessly.

"I'm not a cat...it's not the problem!" [Beep——] Sang quickly shook his head and glanced at Jiang Cheng who was beside him and said, "As this person said, it's easier to do it than using props. It’s better to do it with your own strength! And, you should have noticed? What you want is not a convenient prop at all, but you want a robot to stay by your side even more!”

"It's not a relative, it's not a brother, it's not a pet, but it's a kinder existence than a friend! Bad things, embarrassing things, everything can be accepted, and such an existence is more important! Is there any? To my little brother Do you think there is such a person?"

At the same time, Xin Baji thought of two girls with natural curly hair and ball head who would only laugh at him sinisterly, and glanced at the opposite sofa who was already drowsy because of [beep——] Sang's chatter. Jiang Cheng, who was lying on the ground, suddenly felt very lost and lowered his head heavily.

"No? But don't worry! You and I are friends from now on." [Beep——] Sang said softly, "Right?"

Hearing this, Xin Baji raised his head again, his eyes were full of emotion, and he responded softly: "Hi."

Afterwards, Xinbaji and [beep——] Sang reached out and shook hands at the same time.

"Please teach me more in the future, Connor." [Beep——] Sang said with a chuckle.

"Connor?" Xin Baji showed doubts on his face.

"Hey?" [Beep——] Sang withdrew her hand, scratched her head, stretched out her fingers again, showed a refreshing smile on Xin Baji's face and shouted: "Connor!"

"Connor?" Xin Baji pointed at himself and asked doubtfully, then turned his face away and glanced around him suspiciously.

"You are... called Connor Shinpachi, right?"

"It's Shimura Shinpachi..." Shinpachi replied blankly.

A few seconds later, [beep——] Sang slowly got up, passed Jiang Cheng who was already asleep, and walked towards the desk expressionlessly, opened the drawer and got in...

Just when [beep——] Sang was about to close the drawer, she saw Xin Baji leave a sentence: "Sorry, I got the wrong person..."

As soon as the words fell, [beep——] Sang closed the drawer, leaving only Xin Baji who was in the shadows...

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