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Looking at Gui who was lying on the ground with his body reduced to the size of a finger and a huge bulge on his head, and then looking at Saburo who was standing behind Jiang Cheng with his empty hand still swinging the hammer, Mr. Gengai Dad was silent for a while.

"That... little brother?" Father Yuanwai looked at Jiang Cheng and said tentatively.

"Hi, what's wrong?" Jiang Cheng responded with a squinted smile.

"I haven't said anything yet..."

"Don't worry about this, I haven't heard anything yet." Jiang Cheng replied with a smile.

"No, it's not something to worry about..." Father Yuanwai was speechless for a while, then sighed again, looked at Xiaoyu aside and continued: "Well, forget it, please take the next words seriously. Listen. Xiaoyu’s current condition is a cold.”

[Please allow me to correct you, Gengai-sama, not Xiaodama, but Fabilouse Andrericssarinumbakalonhoneylemon Xiaodama II! Nickname is poko carbon! The collective name is Xiaoyu. This is a new name given to me by Mr. Jiang Cheng based on my new personality. 】

Father Yuanwai, who had been silent for a while, looked at Jiang Cheng, who had his hands folded and his eyes closed, and seemed to be listening carefully, and then asked: "Brother, did you hear what I just said?"

"Yeah, yeah, I heard it, I didn't expect it to be like that! What an incredible situation!" Jiang Cheng, who was not listening at all, pretended to be surprised and echoed, then looked at Yue Yong aside and whispered, "Yue Yong Yue, do you have any money with you? There are games you want to buy today."

"Um, little brother, can you listen to me carefully?" Father Yuanwai said helplessly.

"Ah, don't worry," Yue Yong said calmly after taking the message, "I will write it down, but what exactly is the cold? I don't think machines can catch colds."

"So that's it. Let me just say that this little brother doesn't look like he listens well to others, but it's good to be able to make someone understand the situation." Father Yuanwai glanced at Jiang Cheng and smiled. , then looked at Yue Yong again and explained slowly: "To be precise, it is a malicious program that is infected with a computer virus and wanders in the computer space to destroy data and programs. It is probably to make the work proceed smoothly. It must have been invaded and infected while connecting to the Internet."

Yue Yong nodded slightly, then glanced at Jiang Cheng who was yawning out of boredom, and continued: "That is to say, it is because of this computer virus and this idiot's intra-crotal virus. The combination of the two caused Xiaoyu to become Is it like this?"

"Well, it has nothing to do with the virus in the buttocks." Father Yuanwai waved his hand and pulled the corner of his mouth to reveal an awkward smile.

"Is there any way?" Yue Yong took a puff of cigarette, spit it out and asked calmly, "How to get rid of the virus between this idiot's thighs."

"Well, I said it has nothing to do with that disease... and ordinary viruses can be eliminated with the VirusBuster sold on the market, but..." As he said that, Father Gengai crossed his hands and his expression became slightly solemn. He said, "This guy is infected with something rather difficult. The computer virus "Tapir" is the latest type of virus that multiplies and grows by parasitizing and devouring programs. "Tapir" can absorb information from the host and its system, thereby rewriting its own program. "

"In order to proliferate more effectively and make it more difficult to eliminate, it continuously strengthens and grows itself. Therefore, there are still targeted methods for "tapirs" that have just become parasitized, but if they are infected and have grown for a long time, it will be difficult. Get rid of. "

"Furthermore, as the parasitic system becomes stronger, the ability of "Tapir" will become stronger. Judging from the fact that it has invaded Xiaodama, who has an extremely high level of mechanical technology, it can be inferred that he is a guy who has reached a certain stage of growth. And he has been lurking in her for a long time..."

Speaking of this, Father Yuanwai shook his head and sighed softly,

Then he continued: "Maybe it has become the most vicious and powerful virus that no one can do anything about."

"There should be a way, right?" Yue Yong crossed her chest with one hand and held the cigarette rod with the other hand, and asked calmly.

"Of course," Dad Gengai smiled and replied matter-of-factly: "After all, I am also the number one mechanic in Edo. There is nothing I can't do in terms of machinery. But, no matter what, These are the latest viruses, and it will take quite a while to make a vaccine. By the time I finish, Xiaoyu’s body may have been devoured into an empty shell..."

After saying that, Father Yuanwai raised his head, looked at Xiaoyu who was still walking in the same place, and continued slowly: "...lost his soul and turned into an ordinary doll."

Hearing this, Yue Yong's expression became slightly more serious. She frowned slightly and said, "There must be a way to save this girl in this situation."

"Ah, yes." Dad Yuanwai glanced at the big hammer that Jiang Cheng had just used and then casually threw it on the ground. Then he looked at Yue Yong again and asked with interest: "If it were you, now You must understand, right? The purpose of the scientific weapon Wanbao Sledgehammer Z503 model that I developed that the little brother just used."

"Ah, I understand." Yue Yong glanced at Xiu Zhengui who was still sleeping soundly on the ground, nodded lightly, then leaned down slightly to grab the hammer on the ground, and lifted it up vigorously.

"Before you use that, I would like to remind you that this will be a dangerous bet, no matter for Xiaoyu," said Gengai, who glanced aside and yawned, with sleepy tears overflowing from the corners of his eyes. Jiang Cheng, who was lying on the ground, and Gui, who was sleeping soundly on the ground, said, "It's still for you."

"Ah, it doesn't matter, you can't die." Yue Yong raised the sledgehammer high towards Jiang Cheng's head, "This man is not that weak."

"That's up to you." Father Yuanwai smiled easily.

"Yueyue," Jiang Cheng, who suddenly came back to his senses, looked at the big hammer in Yue Yong's hand and panicked for a moment, "You...what are you going to do?!"

Just as Jiang Cheng finished speaking, Yue Yong had already swung the hammer hard towards Jiang Cheng's head...

boom! ! !

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"...How about it? I named this plan the One-inch Mage Project!" Father Yuanwai asked excitedly as he squatted in front of Jiang Cheng, Gui and Yue Yong, who also turned into a finger shape.

"What's your size! I don't know anything at all!" Jiang Cheng pointed at the big bump on his head and yelled with white eyes, "By the way, why have I been hit so many times?! Dozens of times. Right?! It's just this woman venting her personal anger! She's just venting her usual anger! It's definitely intentional! And what on earth is that hammer?! It doesn't look like something that should be in this world at all ah!"

"The Wanbao Sledgehammer Z503 transmits ultra-electromagnetic waves to the struck object, which reacts in this way and shrinks the cells to achieve the purpose of shrinking the object." Gengai's father held his hands and explained slowly.

"Did you steal the props from some cat-shaped robot?" Jiang Cheng complained with squinting eyes and a speechless expression.

"Calm down, Jiang Cheng." Gui on the side held up his hands and closed his eyes to persuade: "In this case, we are the only ones who can crush O Tiantian's ambition. But I didn't expect that they have already invaded His Highness Xiaoyu. A "tapir" organization has been established in his body, and the situation is really tricky..."

"Did this guy listen to what I just said?" Father Yuanwai pointed at Gui and looked at Yue Yong beside him.

"It's okay, I will tell them the specifics." Yue Yong replied casually, holding her hands.

"That's good," Father Yuanwai nodded, and then continued: "Next, you have to enter Xiaoyu's body and start treating it from the inside."

"Stop joking! How is that possible?" Jiang Cheng shouted with his eyes rolled, "We are not mechanics!"

"I have already considered this," said Gengai, who took out three toothpicks from behind and handed them to the three of them, "use this."

Looking at the toothpick in his hand, Jiang Cheng was stunned for a long time before shouting with his veins popping out: "Isn't it just an ordinary toothpick?! Smelly old man! If you want to make fun of the mage, at least give me a needle and a straw! "

"This is not an ordinary toothpick, it has been modified." Dad Yuanwai said proudly, "Brother, please click on the top of the toothpick and try it."

"Hey? Does it have special functions?!" Jiang Cheng looked at the toothpick in his hand and said in surprise, "Can it transform?! Can it become an incredible weapon?!"

"Well, you'll know after you try it," Yuanwai's father pretended to be mysterious, "There will definitely be a surprise."

"Yo ho! Although I don't know what the specific situation is, I feel inexplicably excited!"

After cheering, Jiang Cheng swallowed a mouthful of saliva, holding the toothpick in one hand with excitement, and tentatively and slowly pressed the top of the toothpick with the other hand.

With a squeaking sound, brown liquid spurted out from the tip of the toothpick, and for some reason, Jiang Cheng also smelled the smell of soy sauce.

"This is..." Jiang Cheng narrowed his eyes and looked at Yuanwai's father expressionlessly.

"It's soy sauce!" Father Gengai gave a thumbs up and grinned, revealing his big white teeth that were missing his upper front teeth.

"Believe it or not, I'll chop you to death? Stinky old man." Jiang Cheng complained expressionlessly.

"That's awesome..." Katsura looked at the toothpick in his hand and murmured in surprise, "He is indeed the best mechanic in Edo."

"It's of no use at all!!" Jiang Cheng shouted frantically.

"Stop talking nonsense and let's go." As he said that, Father Gengai stretched out his hand to pick up the three of them and threw them into a bowl.

"Hey! Why a bowl?" Jiang Cheng covered his nose and shouted unhappily, "Sure enough, you just want to play the one-inch mage game, right?! And it stinks... It smells like natto! This is obviously... It’s just the bowl you haven’t cleaned up after eating the natto, right?! Stinky old man!”

"Don't worry about it, the atmosphere is the most important." With that said, Yuanwai's father picked up the bowl and walked towards Xiaoyu who was standing aside.

When he came to Xiaoyu, Father Yuanwai stopped, looked at Yue Yong in the bowl and said, "Well, please tell them two the specific situation."

Yue Yong nodded in response.

"You have to go in through your mouth," said Gengai's father, who put the bowl towards Xiaoyu's open mouth, "you have to do it well."

"wait…"

Just as Jiang Cheng wanted to say something, Father Yuanwai threw the bowl and the bowl into Xiaoyu's mouth...

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